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B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

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I'm not posting because some of my own stuff in the past is very tacticlol by todays standards.

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Oct 5, 2003

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Tetraptous posted:

Behold!



This is a tactic stock set for, of all possible guns, the M1919. TNW makes it and offers this description:


Yes, a modern mobile squad weapon. Suuuuuure.


Here are two other near identical and useless guns?





Why would ANYONE want something with this type of portable firepower and ergonomics? Especially a much shorter version?

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Oct 5, 2003

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Tetraptous posted:

Nearly identical as in:



Yes like M60E3 is to the full length M60 is

Tetraptous posted:

Fine, maybe if you have a full-auto 1919 but really wanted an m240 and can't get one, this can be your imaginary kit to pretending you have one. Still looks and is stupid.

If this were true, couldn't the same be said about 1919 semi owners in general?

B4Ctom1 fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Jun 6, 2008

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Oct 5, 2003

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Tamerlane posted:



It's almost a Suomi!

The concept of a Camp with a suomi magazine is kind of cool.

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Oct 5, 2003

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Tamerlane posted:



It's basically a normal S&W 9mm mag with a Suomi mag welded on underneath; the Suomi magazine feeds into the stick which also has some sort of feeder arm inside . Even the guy who made it admits that it's not terribly practical (and then goes on to explain that he made four of them).

http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cb.aspx?a=359214&kwtid=250994

get to work so you can do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3y2Cp0pKwA

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Oct 5, 2003

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When I first saw this gun I knew it was destined for this thread. It is from a gunbroker ad. Usually stuff like this gets skipped over in the listing by people looking for a "Romanian AK47" because it is so common to see rifles like this with $50 worth of crap selling for $150 more than the rifle you are looking for.

http://gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=102222259

But close inspection indicates that scope might be a night vision scope?

The fact that he lists it the way he does makes him seem clueless.

quote:

YOU ARE BIDDING ON A ROMANIAN AK47 WITH A BIG LONG MAG, BIPOD AND SOME TYPE OF
BATTERY CHARGED SCOPE, DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SCOPE BUT WILL RESEARCH AND POST
ANY INFO I CAN FIND
, ACTUAL PICTURES OF RIFLE AND WHAT COMES WITH IT.
HIGH BIDDER PAYS SHIPPING AND INSURANCE. PRICING IS FOR CASH PRICE.


My emphasis in bold not his.

If it is a night vision scope, even at $300-450 for the scope and the going rate for Romy AK's like this one being ~$400 it becomes the deal of the "century".

I have already checked Kalinka, Opticsplanet, and Binocularsmart looking for this scope.

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Oct 5, 2003

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Pretty Little Rainbow posted:

Edit:Looks like you may have a steal on your hands, I asked my Soviet expert former tank commander buddy and he said its a PKS-07 optic, same as used on SV-98, and VSK-94 rifles, its collimater type optic with 7x zoom. Izhmash makes it and it just came out in 2002.

Wow those are like the two newest sniper rifles.

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Oct 5, 2003

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Flanker posted:

You should lowball that retard on gunbroker and get yourself a sweet optic/parts rifle!


I just went AK crazy. I think I am set for the time.

see here:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2876547

I am considering a WASR-22 rifle though.

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Oct 5, 2003

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Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

WimpBastard posted:


ya but I dont think the poo poo is attached

safety wire can hold the gently caress out of things when properly used

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Oct 5, 2003

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DevNull posted:

Crop it right, get a good caption (actually what you have there works) and you have a good avatar.

Done, for Boat

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Oct 5, 2003

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Agrocrag posted:




More Gaudy then tacticlol.

Hey "Heros" needs guns too...

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

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HD2K, "HURR HURR IT MUS BE A GOON, CUZ HE'S FAT GET IT?"

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Oct 5, 2003

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Ygolonac posted:

As with the post in the photo thread, The Forums That Should Not Be Named (4chan) have been dredged.



I have thought about doing this but with JUST AR uppers.

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Oct 5, 2003

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infrared35 posted:

How would the magazines stay in place?

It would feed from a feed tray off of a belt.

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Oct 5, 2003

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everything on this page:
http://www.featherusa.com/index.html

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Oct 5, 2003

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Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

Oooooh orlite magazines!

Or some similar meltazines.

I am not kidding, that is a real Betamag.

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Oct 5, 2003

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Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

No, I'm talking about the 30s that also come with on the gunbroker page.

ahh sorry. they look like those canadian oralite mags.

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Oct 5, 2003

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Zakalwe posted:

Sorry dude, someone was playing a fun game of "Take this piss out of the yank" with you.

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Oct 5, 2003

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OptimusMatrix posted:

back on topic. This thing is hideous.


I'll see your "AK mag AR", and raise you an "AK mag HK"...


secretly every gun wants to be an AK

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Oct 5, 2003

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Dr. Video Games 0126 posted:

Are there any reviews on how well these work? That looks promising.

He told me about the company that made it. I got the impression they aren't in business anymore. Not surprisingly he said it needed work to get it to work reliably.

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Oct 5, 2003

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Fat Ogre posted:

This is the most tacticlol thing I have ever been blessed with seeing.

Every gun no matter how lovely aspires to be this HSLD. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

What about the Iraq ppsh with the safety wired on Eotech and VFG?

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Fat Ogre posted:

That is a close one, but from the picture it looks like it was actually being used in a war zone instead of mall ninja fantasy land.

Good point.

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Oct 5, 2003

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King Hotpants posted:

Thepossiblelight, most of those are just awesome.

Except that stupid PGO shotgun. gently caress that.

I think the pistol grip shotgun and the F2000 are both tactilol, but it might be unfair to the F2000 because without that stuff they still like tactilol to me.

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http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=109526138



if it didnt have all the tactilol stuff on it, I would go for it.

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Oct 5, 2003

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wow, Tapco stuff really makes that rifle look brent.

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Oct 5, 2003

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Selene posted:

haha lets take a small light carbine and add like twice the weight of the gun in optics too it

There wasn't anything else light enough to mount it on. Also there was more than just that for the soldier to carry. There was a big battery and electronics box that had to plug into that scope to carry.


Can you imagine all of that on top of a garand and ammo?



Besides, why break with tradition? Here is the ~6 pound AN/PVS-2 on the just over 6 pound M16A1 of the 1960's:


Or the slightly lighter AN/PVS-4 on a slightly heavier M16A2:

Click here for the full 712x506 image.

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Oct 5, 2003

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Cyrano4747 posted:

Honestly, if you're going to hump up a rifle do it to a Mosin and at least try to do it with a bit of tongue in cheek humor. Slathering a Mosin in crazy patriotic imagery is pretty funny. Maybe stick a few NASCAR decals on there, or maybe just a nice, tasteful, black "3" on it and Dale's birth and death dates or something.

Just for this reason I want an Obama sticker for my AK's stock to piss off the fudds.

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Oct 5, 2003

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Tmavomodry posted:

Wear an Obama HOPE button for larfs.

I want an Obama sticker for each side of the stock on my tactilol AK JUST for this reason locally.

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Oct 5, 2003

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TenementFunster posted:

but but but... an armed society is a polite society, right?

I hope you don't mind, but the first fudd that says anything about my obama stickers I will probably get this bit of Funster Vision™ thrown in their face.

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Oct 5, 2003

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Chill_Bebop posted:





more Calguns poo poo

Wait, isn't that black mosin owned or shot by someone on this forum? I am in love with it. Ohhh the fudds you could irritate with it's muzzle flash/blast.

I would like to have one with a real compensating muzzle brake like this Miculek for AR10's:


and since the front sight would be gone, I would just put a scout mount in place of the rear sight and a cheap red dot.
http://www.castbullet.com/misc/smount.htm (also look at the pics bottom of the page for tactilol)

Add some Hungarian yellowtip for maximum muzzleflash and try to keep a straight face.

B4Ctom1 fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Dec 1, 2008

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What is he trying to say? I cant make it out. "We love _______..." ???

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Dirrty posted:

I recently helped a few coworkers get into guns and one of them turns around and sends me this picture.



with "AK47 - Just the way I want it!!!!"

Drop the AR grip and stock for a Yugo grip and a Nato length stock and I would love it.

STAT1C_X posted:

On topic, this piece of tacticlolity has a special place in my heart as well:



drop the gold coloring and switch the stock for a PRS and I would love it. I don't know about those optics though.

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Oct 5, 2003

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TenementFunster posted:

it's adjustable

Hey you misquoted me! :'(

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infrared35 posted:



When designed, they should have added a device that made a little "ping" sound for nostalga sake, but only when the mag was half empty

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Away Message posted:

Really? I think they look pretty good. But the MAS 49 conversion is so very appropriate for this thread.

The McCann Industries MAS 49-56 Receiver Conversion turns what many believe to be one of the ugliest battle rifles ever produced, into a firearm of beauty and functionality.

ARify everything right?

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Oct 5, 2003

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Pitch posted:

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Is that a Finnish tank? The swastika is not crooked.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

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Detective Thompson posted:

It's a Finnish assault gun. The BT-42, built off the Soviet BT-7.



I watched Tali-Ihantala 1944 and it was cool. To see them repurposing Russian tanks and trucks for their own military.

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Oct 5, 2003

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This advertisement is so silly I just wanted to show others and I am sure not putting it in the "deals" thread. While not specifically tactilol, it is definitely ridiculous enough to share. It comes from an email from midwest hunters outlet.

Usually their emails look like a cross between midway and natchez, so this is definitely a departure from the norm for them. Check out the prizes in the contest at the bottom, definitely a ad.



I think it is funny that the ad even comes with a neckbeard. I guess if you are hardcore enough to need it or the others they have, it points to this:
http://www.midwesthuntersoutlet.com/category/2670-Gothic_Tshirts.aspx

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Gay Black Fascist posted:

I don't know if this has been posted but this is a crime


what no bat'leth? what a poser.

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