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TombsGrave posted:You just made my point, actually: you don't think of people as people, but as objects; further, you treat objects like people. That guy treats women like objects, man. I love leaving this thread for a couple days and coming back to another shitastic round of dollfucker attention whoring. Davey/Jimmy must have been afraid the Goon attention was waning if they were desperate enough to post pics of plush doll cooter. Dollfucking...it's the new furry here at SA. Carry on -pv
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Santclair posted:You're right. Suspicious indeed. Though I'm sure they both feel that the rules are above them, I hope they realize that account sharing is a bannable offense.
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Dave_Viper what the hell man? How did you honestly thing posting a picture of THAT would totally show all us goons? We've already established that almost everyone in this thread leads a much happier life, with happy relationships with real people who make us happy and respond to our words and touches of their own free will. How do you go on in life like this? I've said before, I dont have anything against using a doll or something as a sex toy, whatever, thats fine, just like a dildo. Cept you dont, you give them names, pose them in "sexy" ways and...jesus christ do you not even see how broken that is? You took pictures of a stuffed bear near a plush toy with tits and a sockgina. What the hell is wrong with you? Then you come here, pretending to be some incredible internet warrior, dishing out burns and throwing down Master strokes left and right. Except again, you don't. You say some lame, weakass poo poo that we just laugh at till you have another big meltdown and we all laugh at you some more. and inside you know you loose every single one of these retarded attempts to destroy the SA forums. Also awaiting my summons. You gently caress plushdolls E; Ozma posted:Though I'm sure they both feel that the rules are above them, I hope they realize that account sharing is a bannable offense. Yeah but if you ban them we all know they'll just go back to their doll forum shouting about how they BEAT DEM GUNEZ, despite how many rules they have broken since they have been here. Nemesis Of Moles fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Nov 9, 2008 |
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 OH GOD WTF!We have our latest episode of 'Spergin with Kevin Havens in response to the above photo! quote:Wow... It's a mystery how Kevin's mind works: Ooo, nice fuckdoll--->Price Is Right--->wait, no, I was talking about the fuckdoll--->MAC MAC MAC SolanaSkyes fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Nov 9, 2008 |
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Nov 9, 2008 18:53
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SolanaSkyes posted:
Given the silicon content of Joan Rivers' body, I'm surprised she isn't some kind of goddess among dollfuckers.
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SolanaSkyes posted:It's a mystery how Kevin's mind works: Ooo, nice fuckdoll--->Price Is Right--->wait, no, I was talking about the fuckdoll--->MAC MAC MAC  !Didn't Kat say he couldn't have anymore fuckdolls? What's he going to tell his meal ticket now? Edit: Oh gently caress I just clicked the picture. Why is its body a deathly gray color? 
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Nov 9, 2008 19:21
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TigerMoJo posted:I know it's Because the best woman is like a fuckdoll: quiet, cold, and dead. 
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Nov 9, 2008 19:25
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Santclair posted:Because the best woman is like a fuckdoll: quiet, cold, and dead.  And emotional. Lets not leave that out. (sorry for the poor quality, had a crap camera back then. My photoshoots will be higher grade than this in the future)
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goonobyl posted:
That finger is really long. Not very realistic. It should be a bit shorter.
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goonobyl posted:
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Nov 9, 2008 20:09
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Halfbad posted:That finger is really long. Not very realistic. It should be a bit shorter. I like it as is. It gets the point acrossed. Especially when people cut me off in traffic.
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goonobyl posted:
Quiet, cold, dead, and emotional? You make no sense, you sorry little man.
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mrwuss posted:Dolls do not have emotion and this is were your problem begins. Thats right, and they don't suffer from PMS, or calling me unexpectily on my cell phone when I'm browsing my local pharmacy to buy them a box of tampons to embarrass the gently caress out of me when I go to the register. No problem here.
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Nov 9, 2008 20:15
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Santclair posted:Quiet, cold, dead, and emotional? You know something as a coincidence? I make no sense to dollfuckers either. Go figure. >_< Be back later. Must make a beer run and stage my next photo shoot.
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goonobyl posted:Thats right, and they don't suffer from PMS, or calling me unexpectily on my cell phone when I'm browsing my local pharmacy to buy them a box of tampons to embarrass the gently caress out of me when I go to the register. Nor do they randomly call you during the day to tell you they love you.
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goonobyl posted:You know something as a coincidence? I make no sense to dollfuckers either. Go figure. >_< I predict another post in about five minutes. And how sad is that, you don't even fit in among some of the craziest people on earth. What's it like having no friends? 
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Santclair posted:I predict another post in about five minutes. You predicted correctly, haven't left the house yet. I have a lot of friends, and believe it or not, my friends are not nick names on a forum. Geeze, how is that possible? Your post reminds me of a quote from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer "Even among MISFITS you're a misfit" - Yukon Cornelious
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goonobyl posted:You predicted correctly, haven't left the house yet. Your friends are pieces of plastic that you stick your dick into once in a while in a sad imitation of real life, or people who also stick their dicks into pieces of plastic.
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goonobyl posted:Thats right, and they don't suffer from PMS, or calling me unexpectily on my cell phone when I'm browsing my local pharmacy to buy them a box of tampons to embarrass the gently caress out of me when I go to the register. Women  Am I right guys?
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Lowen SoDium posted:Women You sure are. Bitches don't need no tampons, that poo poo costs money and dave_viper needs another doll to play with. Deal with it, whore.
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Tell me again, poo poo Wiper and Hockeysticks... Why is it that you need to make your rape-dolls have loser personalities like yourselves? And I'm betting that all your 'friends' are creeped out by you as well, Dave. Hell, even your kids'll have nothing to do with ya. But then again you can only hope that none of your creepiness will ever hit the level of Casper Beetface's "This is Daphne. She uses Linux!" lunacy.
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goonobyl posted:Thats right, and they don't suffer from PMS, or calling me unexpectily on my cell phone when I'm browsing my local pharmacy to buy them a box of tampons to embarrass the gently caress out of me when I go to the register. I TEND TO DOUBT IT CHIEF DOLLFUCKER! It's only Embarrassing because everyone at it's local pharmacy knows it's a dollfucker who will never be in a healthy relationship with a woman and if it's buying tampons then it's making things up to try and appear normal as it yearns for acceptance.
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Geez, they're both losing what little is left to lose of their minds... Wanted...Alive...Deacon Blues Midimadman posted:Well, Cal, I have a new doll on it's way and I've decided to call her Cynthia. Is that a fitting name for a sexy BoyToy doll? Whatever you say, Dave. At least you aren't so lazy that you just leave them with the name that came on the package or was listed on the website like certain other dollfuckers. Goon speaks mind about goons Shit_Viper posted:midiman wrote on Yesterday at 1:24am: Wow, Shit_Viper keeps mouthing off to Dave and defying his will. Can't wait to see what arises from their conflicting control issues. As for the photos, they've evidently been removed before I could even see. I assume you were image-leeching again, lovely. No matter. You still gently caress dolls and evidently you are a less ashamed of that fact with each passing day. Who knows? Maybe they won't mind if you take your gently caress-muppet and plastic 12-year-old to Bank of America with you to work one day. Be careful about the policy on PDAs, though. Actually, no. Don't be careful. Test the limits, by all means. It could make for an interesting lawsuit. On another not-entirely-unrelated subject, let me address Dave again. This could apply to you as well, lovely. Dave, do you recall the story "Isaac" was telling you? He was telling you of what was seemingly about to happen to him before you so rudely and abruptly interupted the flow of the story and then banned him, thus preventing a properly scripted ending? You may want to tell that story to your buddy James. Parallels? Do you see? Think about it. SolanaSkyes posted:
Oh god, semi-petrified Joan Rivers doll. That's bound to get a rise out of statuephiles.
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Caligasti posted:Goon speaks mind about goons Did you add the emoticon to that post, or did Viper actually put in :byodood: in his post?
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Caligasti posted:
Thank your lucky stars for that, Cal. It looked like a child's toy. With a sockgina.
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Mr. Heliotrope posted:Did you add the emoticon to that post, or did Viper actually put in I added it in place of another that they had on that forum. It was the closest I could find, and actually more appropriate. Santclair posted:Thank your lucky stars for that, Cal. It looked like a child's toy. With a sockgina. Oh, nothing I haven't seen before. Look at Dave's ED page, for instance. So long as Shit_Viper didn't keep his promise of leaving a creampie  . I'd not put it past him to actually have photos of that, though. He likely shares them with other dollfuckers... some sort of dollporn ring. Damned pediophiles.
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poo poo Wiper, is it true that you bought Hockey's used dolls off of him?
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Dave dolls dont have emotions and they dont hug you and they dont love you and they will never ever ever stroke your back and tell you how great you are when you are feeling like crap. And who the gently caress gets embarrassed buying tampons for their girlfriend/wife? Are you 12? It would certain explain alot.
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Caligasti posted:Goon speaks mind about goons Yup, I prefer to image leech off my own server. I prefer something other than waffeimages. As for the midi/viper conflict, stay tuned. It only gets better from here. 
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Zappatista posted:poo poo Wiper, is it true that you bought Hockey's used dolls off of him? Whatever you want to believe is the answer. 
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goonobyl posted:Thats right, and they don't suffer from PMS, or calling me unexpectily on my cell phone when I'm browsing my local pharmacy to buy them a box of tampons to embarrass the gently caress out of me when I go to the register. So how long has it been since your wife divorced you? I mean, if your misogyny has been any indication, it must have been a long and bitter fight. Funny to think that as long as it took, she still managed to take your dignity and half your poo poo. I mean, what was it? What was the straw that broke the camel's back with her? Couldn't satisfy her in bed with that abbreviated cocktail frank in your pants so she found comfort in another man's arms? Didn't like to be slapped around in bed? Couldn't stand the idea that you love an inanimate object more than her? It's okay, PV, nobody cares. ps: DOLLFUCKER
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goonobyl posted:Whatever you want to believe is the answer. I dunno if you're poo poo Wiper or Hockey... but I'm only in this here game for one reason, and that's to see justice get served. If you're Hockey, and you've been stealing arts-grant money to sustain your fuckdoll habit, then that pipe will get turned off. If you're Wiper, then I'd like to see the Rhode Island P.D. look a little more into your kiddy-fantasies. And as for Kevin, I'd like to see it be so that he can not mooch off and neglect a handicapped woman. Well, make that two reasons...'cause the l*lz that you're unintentionally producing are hilarious. Even if I have a hundred things go wrong for me on a given day, I can still look at your rage-filled ramblings and say "well, I'm not a dollfucker!" 
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I've followed this thread for a long time and I can't understand these people. The worst person was beetface or kevin I forget his name. Just terrible what that guy was doing to his "fiance", I hope someone reported him. Any rate what I've wondered is if the most expensive dolls cost 20,000$ wouldn't it make more sense to hire an "escort". Why not hire a whore and go to Vegas? It would be cheaper then these dead dolls. The worst lay from even a fat loose girl would still be better than masturbating alone with a piece of plastic shaped like a women. These dollfuckers unquestionably have some kind of mental illness. I don't have copy of the DSM but I'm wondering what sort of category these people fall under? For some it sounds like more then mere fetishism.
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DropsySufferer posted:Any rate what I've wondered is if the most expensive dolls cost 20,000$ wouldn't it make more sense to hire an "escort". Why not hire a whore and go to Vegas? It would be cheaper then these dead dolls. The worst lay from even a fat loose girl would still be better than masturbating alone with a piece of plastic shaped like a women. They tend to complain just a bit whenever they get slapped around.
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goonobyl posted:
Your Photoshop skills are as impotent as everything else in your life. There are men in comas who are better at Photoshop than you are. There are also men in comas who are better at treating women, differentiating between objects and people, and don't forget better at pleasing their wives and girlfriends--their real, live girlfriends, who actually care for them. You tie strap-ons to dolls and gently caress yourself with them
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TombsGrave posted:You tie strap-ons to dolls and gently caress yourself with them that's a creative one, bonus points to you. DropsySufferer posted:Any rate what I've wondered is if the most expensive dolls cost 20,000$ wouldn't it make more sense to hire an "escort". Why not hire a whore and go to Vegas? It would be cheaper then these dead dolls. The worst lay from even a fat loose girl would still be better than masturbating alone with a piece of plastic shaped like a women. CarbonCpy posted:They tend to complain just a bit whenever they get slapped around. That, and they would have to touch a gross warm live vagina rather than the pure cold of glorious plastic.
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Santclair posted:That, and they would have to touch a gross warm live vagina rather than the pure cold of glorious plastic. Terminally unhip, those dollfuckers. Don't they now doing it Alive-Style is the craze sweeping the nation?
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Zappatista posted:poo poo Wiper, is it true that you bought Hockey's used dolls off of him? Well, there's no telling what Dave may have done to the TeddyBabe that Shit_Viper ordered before he got ahold of it, if Viper ordered from Dave's shop. His loli doll was ordered off of ebay if I recall. I think that RSSD company that makes the plastic pre-teens auctions them off on there, and they are sometimes put up for bid "used" !TombsGrave posted:Terminally unhip, those dollfuckers. Don't they now doing it Alive-Style is the craze sweeping the nation? They're still quite a bit closer to being necrophiles as opposed to biophiles. I still can't get over the term "pediophile". It's actually rather interchangeable with "pedophile"!
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CarbonCpy posted:So how long has it been since your wife divorced you? I mean, if your misogyny has been any indication, it must have been a long and bitter fight. Funny to think that as long as it took, she still managed to take your dignity and half your poo poo. Naw. My turning point with the EX (and bitches in general) was when she got arrested for taking child porno pics of her own kids and mailing them to her pedo lover in North Carolina. The state police let me know. Nice. I divorced her rear end quick and gained custody. But anyways.... who loving cares about this poo poo, we're talking about dollfucking here. Since then, I've dated freaks and geeks (like who post here) until I found my current GF. I'm going to make another photoshoot tomorrow. Maybe I'll slip one in with my juice flowing out. Would you like that?
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goonobyl posted:Naw. My turning point with the EX (and bitches* in general) *Read: women. He fucks dolls, because he's too insecure to be hosed by men. quote:was when she got arrested for taking child porno pics of her own kids and mailing them to her pedo lover in North Carolina. The state police let me know. Nice. I divorced her rear end quick and gained custody. But anyways.... who loving cares about this poo poo, we're talking about dollfucking here. Only because you insist, kind sir. quote:Since then, I've dated freaks and geeks (like who post here) until I found my current GF. Freaks and Geeks was canceled tragically before its time. Fantastic show. Why didn't you stick with any of the charming freaks and/or geeks instead of returning, again and again, to gently caress dolls? quote:I'm going to make another photoshoot tomorrow. Maybe I'll slip one in with my juice flowing out. Would you like that? You're going to anyway, because you gently caress dolls, and any attempt at us trying to stop you would be futile. We would like it if you wouldn't do so, though.
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