Caligasti posted:

Motherfucking hi-octane nightmare fuel for all ya! "Bianca" had "her" surgery and Dave took pics!

Caligasti posted:

gently caress. Never mind the gays getting married, someone inform the radical right about this poo poo here.

etrflt posted:

Congratulations! She is so beautiful in all her glory, you make a great couple!

TAZZ I knew the passion was growing with you two, it was evident in your posts.

noquiexis posted:

Congratulations to both of you!

Beautiful set! There's nothing better than a beautiful lady in a lovely dress, especially a wedding dress! The overhead shot looks as if it were taken from a balcony. The lighting and mix of colors in these pictures is awesome! Very theatrical! Best wishes to you both!

ImageMan posted:

You look so fine together!

How did you meet?

May you have a happy marriage...
and enjoy the honeymoon

ImageMan

Caligasti posted:

He probably still thinks Lowtax purchased a Teddy Babe from him and had it sent to his secret fortess in Louisiana.

quote:

I went to high school with that guys daughter. Katrina I think her name was

Pessimism posted:

I love this thread so much. All we need now is for someone to buy Dollfucker an account.

-TigerMoJo

Beet Faced Dollfucker posted:

I treat my Daphne as a surrogate/virtual friend, because I have no real friends outside of TDF, but I do have quite a few online friends here on TDF, some I hope to meet someday offline outside of TDF. Sometimes I do have sex with Daphne (since Andrea is only a mannequin, it's nigh impossible to have sex with her unless I do some serious mods), but that's infrequent and only when my RG is not in the mood but I am and only under her strict permission. Otherwise, it's in the bathroom with a magazine...

Clayren posted:

That's absolutely terrible. The fact that the rest of them just comment on the dolls measurements and compliment the photography just makes it more eerie.

quote:

Why doesn't Hockey just make a doll with a cat head and scold it?

Dollfucker Dave posted:

Lobster Faced Doll loving Freak posted:

I don't have "sex" with my mannequin, per se, but I do masturbate on her by taking her clothes off and then while she's on her stand, I do my "thing" on her.

Dave the Dollfucker posted:

Lock down has been removed. Treating all accounts 'by the rules'

Nothing really new going in here on the documentary until late fall now.

Thanks to all for your patience. Cheers.... Have fun....debate...discus....but BE POLITE.

Dave Hockey

wid posted:

Goddammit! And I was about to join the finger pointing and "DOLLFUCKER!" yelling.

Assburgers the Red posted:

Oh, I do keep her away from windows, mostly the ones that let you look outside. It's Daphne who wants to stay away from the ones made by Microsoft Laughing The only thing close to MS Windows she wants to touch is WINE. (Open-source Windows API Layer for Unix-like Operating Systems--it's a recursive acronym that stands for WINE Is Not (an) Emulator. [Like GNU stands for GNU (is) Not Unix.] It is not a virtual machine that allows a full Windows environment on top of a Unix OS like Linux or Mac OS X [VMWare and Parallels Desktop are two examples of virtual machines], but something that allows you to run some Windows programs right in Linux or something similar like Mac OS X. You can get source code and maybe some pre-compiled binaries from http://www.winehq.org/.) Daphne and I teach other a little more about Debian and Ubuntu (which the latter is based on Debian) every day. She tells me something that I didn't know, and I do the same thing. (I was the one who told her the easter egg in apt-get. At a shell prompt, you type "apt-get moo" and you get ASCII art of a cow and the line "Have you mooed today?" Don't even need to be root or have sudo privileges to do it.)

Here's the output:

Code:
$ apt-get moo
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
/ | ||
* /\---/\
~~ ~~
...."Have you mooed today?"...


OK, I'll stop going over your heads about Linux. Debian in particular.

But I have been slowly gaining the strength to return to normal TDF activities, even though that maybe the jerkwads are still getting their kicks over what I post, but I just basically spit in their faces and do what I enjoy, f*ck what everyone else says, as long as it makes me feel good. Of course, I have to tone down what I say, but I'm starting to get the feel of it.

And there would be more to come. That I DO know.

Beetface posted:

And CVB Social (Human) Services called Kat at the hospital yesterday about my ownership of two realisitic life-sized silicone love dolls, and Kat and I only let three people into our unit, VA (shorthand name),and her mother and father. I had found out that they (not Kat or the hospital) called the room in the hospital asking her, but basically forcing it on her, if she would consider the possibility of a backup aide,or having one just for the subject of what-ifs like if I had an appointment

Another Dollfucker posted:

I was just utterly amazed to the great extent they went after midiman. Almost like some sick obsession.

But it's not just dolls. They're seriously homophobic as well, among other "phobic" things. Plus I think they're fans of Hitler. I love watching people make complete asses out of themselves over virtually nothing.

quote:

"Friend" is a 30-something virgin who has never even kissed a girl. He actually spoke to us through one of his dolls, Vanessa, who refers to him as "Friend."

quote:

Alex is 30-year-old computer specialist. Also a virgin, he was forced to move out of his mother's house once she learned about his desire to own a RealDoll. He also only spoke to us through his doll, Jenna.

Shit_Viper posted:

"Pit Viper" is a 45-year-old Internet security specialist at a large company in Rhode Island. He is a divorced father of two adult sons. He says he initially got his dolls for snuggling purposes. The fact that he could have sex with them was secondary. He says that the biggest misconception about doll owners is that they are pedophiles, rapists, sick, twisted, perverted or worse. He says they are basically just regular people who happen to like dolls as companions. His sons do not know about his dolls, but his girlfriend does. When momlogic asked him if he loved his dolls, he explained: It's the same kind of love a man would have for a motorcycle.

Beetface posted:

Welcome to TDF, Singledutch.

However, Zazakell and Technoguy are right. We do not like or accept the term "Dollfucker" because one renegade group has wrongfully knighted us with that derogatory term. Most of us prefer "Doll owner" or some do like the term "Doll Husband" because even though a doll is not a 100% replacement for a RG, but some do say that it does come pretty darned close.

That aside, a doll can help ease the bridge between loneliness and pure bliss. As many kinds of dolls there are out there, there are as many kinds of doll owners. There is no "right" kind of doll for everyone. There would be some people who swear on the RealDoll, and there would be people who say that an inflatable (or a whole bunch of them--there's one I know here that has a whole harem of inflatable dolls, from the most inexpensive to a pretty decent looking latex inflatable doll, just like I know another here who has a whole harem of silicone dolls) would do them just right. Some people start off at the lowest end and then "Graduate" onward up the hierarchy. (That lowest end can start off at either an inexpensive $25 inflatable or something similar, like a "love pillow"; and then that highest end is a silicone doll.) Me, I have a mannequin and a Real Solid Sex Doll (RSSD) Candy. I am also in a relationship with a RG. Am I satisfied? With some times that I feel that I'm not, that I would like to expand my doll collection, most of the time I am. It took me almost two years here to finally have me find the doll that I desire. There are some moments that I would like to have a RealDoll, but then I have dedicated most of my doll hobby to Daphne and Andrea (my RSSD and my mannequin, respectively), so I don't think I can dedicate any more of my doll hobby to another doll, even though that there are also some times that I desire a RSSD Taffy, with that coming closer to fruition more than me owing a RealDoll. (It's more like convincing the RG to let me have another doll is what's blocking me more than actually buying one, because my tax refund this coming winter isn't looking too bad tentatively, and it's also dedicating more space in my apartment for another doll, since I only have 600 square feet in my apartment to actually enjoy my doll hobby and live at the same time.)

So, don't jump ahead of yourself and order the first doll that strikes your fancy (even though you can do that, there's no stopping you on that), but take some time and research the forums of each doll type, some on the doll that struck a heartstring first and foremost, but then again, research other doll types because there might be another type of doll that might strike your fancy a second or consecutive time. When I found out about the RealDoll, I thought that I could actually handle one. But further consideration about their weight and their supposed fragility had first not detracted me from it, but when I was thinking that I might not be able to handle 90 or so pounds in one carry (I struggle even when carrying an armload of groceries home [I don't drive] and forgot to bring my little wheeled basket with me--same thing, I cannot even lift my RG), among other things, so when I saw itsme post a sale of Candys for $500, and then when I saw that they were only roughly ten pounds, I knew then and there that was the doll for me. But then other issues kept me from the money (I was spending it "like water," but was oh-so-close to my goal otherwise), so it took the generosity of another member to offer me a deal on a prototype Candy. I now have had her, what I had named Daphne (partly because of the redhead on Scooby-Doo, but Daphne's a brunette, partly and more likely because of the song by Squeeze on Ridiculous of the same name as my doll--he didn't name the doll, I did), and I've had her for over a year already.

While I don't know if "Dollfucker" would ever enter our lexicon, after all, it's been used so wrongly ever since some people of some website decided to use it to label all of us doll owners, but then, only time will tell. I don't expect full and total acceptance of the ownership and usage of life-size dolls, even though that a recent episode of CSI: NY had brought dolls into the spotlight more, but then our conservative FCC had to make CBS and the writers water down most of it because the media in the US sees sex as a bad thing while murder, violence and the like on our movies and television shows are okay... Confused In my view, sex is enjoyable if used right. Murder and violence what most of our entertainment is comprised of hurts and decimates most families even though a lot of people in the US would rather see someone killing someone rather than someone making love. The late George Carlin said in "Seven Words You Cannot Say On Television": "'I'd rather see a film of two people making love than two people hurting one another,' it's a great statement, I wonder who said it first, so I'm going to take it one step further and replace 'gently caress' for the word 'kill' in all of those movie cliches we grew up with: 'Okay sheriff, we're going to gently caress you now, but we're going to gently caress you slow!' Next year, I'll have a whole loving rap on that, I hope." With that sentiment, I agree, but whatever makes more money and makes our stuck up MPAA and FCC happy. (I'd go on a whole tangent about how our government goes ape poo poo when a big sex thing happens--I remember the hidden "Hot Coffee" segment in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas for PS2 and how some US senators gone crazy and wanted the ESRB and the game's publisher, Rockstar Games/Take-Two Software, to take some further action like yesterday when some hacker [white hat] found it out with some game modification software or whatever and published his or her findings on the Internet, but since our R's of C prohibit political discussions, I'm not going there.) While it took most of us a while to accept certain terminology describing doll owners ("doller" has been widely accepted, and has been worn out according to most here on TDF; but some of us here have coined a term that I prefer: "iDollator"), so until we come to a consensus (us here on TDF and others who just passively visit), "Dollfucker" may not be an acceptable term to us for quite some time. After all, we just don't "gently caress" our dolls, quite a lot of us treat our dolls like people they'd like to be. After all, some people equated doll ownership, especially the heavier silicone dolls, as taking care of a quadriplegic that needs all kinds of assistance, because, until fully ambulatory dolls come about, they cannot move and we have to do all of their moving. While some advances have made it to lighten up the weight of the dolls, but until that day comes along that either dolls are light enough that can be moved without elaborate devices (I have read that some people even get used patient lifts from medical surplus stores to move their dolls--because to even pay for one new, you need a doctor's prescription to determine the need for one if you'd want some assistance to pay for it [e.g., insurance] and not many people can verify that), or they can move on their own, the dolls' weight may be coming down some, but for now that reduction is coming along slowly.

OK, I've been rambling on, I've started this about 2:30 this morning hoping to finish it up about twenty minutes later, but I got sidetracked and now it's after 5:30 in the morning and I think that I had said what I needed to say.

CGM, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

Hahaha what the hell?

The one, the only....SHIT_VIPER posted:

What is the logical sequence of events in your typical doll owner? Well, first is the sex, then after that, you learn how to take pictures. Then you crave pirate radio.

Anyways, before I toss this equiptment on e-Bay, I want to offer it to the TDF community at a good discount.

Now, how is radio "doll related"? Err, well, uh, she can have her own radio station! (yes, thats the ticket) Be the first on your block to pump out the sounds with your doll at the controls.

So, what is up for sale?

One 17 Watt FM Stereo transmitter


Plus this babies related accessories


Specifications:

# SMT design used throughout for maximum reliability
# 17W output power
# Front jack to plug in a cable to your PC sound card, standard plug
# PLL synthesized for drift free operation
# Front panel controls and digital display of all settings and parameters
# Metal case for noise-free operation
# EMI filtering on audio and power inputs

These type of transmitters easily go for over $600.00. I'm offering it to your doll at the Pit_Viper discounted rate of $200.00. Including coax and antenna. I'll even toss in a microphone (not pictured)

One minor note about the antenna, while it is functional, one of the elements have broken off due to a weather related situation. While it is functional, you can have better coverage with a larger antenna, like a Comet 5/8th ground plane.

Also, if you buy it, a word of warning, NEVER POWER THE TRANSMITTER ON WITHOUT A DUMMY LOAD OR ANTENNA ATTACHED! YOU WILL BLOW OUT THE TRANSMITTERS FINAL COILS IF YOU DO THIS!

Also bear in mind, operation of a low power radio station may require licencing. Check with your local jurisdiction first before operation.

If interested in this setup, PM me, or leave a message in this thread. You may even email me at webmaster@moonport.org

Give your doll her very own FM stereo radio station

Caligasti posted:

Realdoll Firsts

Beetfaced Aspie Dollfucker posted:

Sorry if I didn't say so in your previous thread, but belated Welcome to TDF TLover and Congrats on ordering a Taffy. If you searched my previous, but more recent threads, me, itsme and a few others joked with each other calling me an "Official RSSD Welcoming Committee Member" Laughing But I do own the very first Candy that itsme ever made and I feel entitled to congratulate a new member who joins TDF and orders a RSSD because not only they are "the best bang for the buck" (pun intended), but once you start to know your Taffy, she'll gain her own personality and some RSSD owners, me included, treat them as virtual companions and even though that the RSSD website's slogan is "Our goal at Real Solid Sex Doll is to make love dolls you can gently caress and gently caress dolls you can love--all at an affordable price," but even though some detractors do say that a RSSD is nothing but a "gently caress doll" but RSSD owners, and I will always stress this, will become a good doll that would become a companion also.

You also talked about "the day" when love dolls "breathe, speaks and thinks on her own," and I long for that day also, in fact, every time I see a domestic gynoid demonstrated on the news, I silently quip "make her look more realistic and stick a functioning vagina on her, I'll buy her!" In fact, I used to watch the show Small Wonder back in the 80s and was a very dedicated follower.

To cut this short, because my nachos are about to come out of the oven, I'd like to see, like the others, your comments on the RSSD. I know that there are so many satisfied customers and I hope that you have a wonderful experience with your Taffy.

Now for my usual statement: When you get her home, give her a name, take plenty of pictures, love her like there's no tomorrow and put her in the Matrix. You can find the sticky for the thread in the RSSD forum (it would be titled "RealSolidSexDoll Matrix: Entries and Updates", and the topic's author would be Vanessa, the Matrix admin), PM Vanessa, or email her. All of the rules are posted in the Matrix, and also look at an entry for an idea of what's needed.

Well, I'm going to leave you here and I'm waiting for pictures of your new Taffy and hope she turns out to what you'd expected her to be.

CGM, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea

TombsGrave posted:

You just made my point, actually: you don't think of people as people, but as objects; further, you treat objects like people.

quote:

Wow...

Nice doll Patrick.

Just to echo some others, just what would be the final price tag, weight and such? I'm willing to own a silicone doll soon (I hope), just its current weight turns me off at the moment. I can handle about no more than 50 pounds, but I hope that the doll's within that range.

On the other hand, the face that you'd shown looks a little like some celebrity that used to do the red carpet ceremony on TV Guide Channel with her daughter (I'm thinking Joan Rivers), but I could be wrong.

If the weight's right and the price is right, then you might have a winner.

...or as they say on The Price Is Right: This doll can be yours... if the price is right! Sorry... Ever since the game show went big-time, not because of Drew Carey hosting it now, but since when the new season started back in September, and started broadcasting it in High Definition, the Showcase Showdowns and the Showcases themselves have gone extravagant now. Sure, the initial spin of $1 still gets you $1,000 but now if you land on the 5 or 15 cent (green) mark, you now get $10,000 instead of $5,000 and if you land on the $1 on your second spin, you now get $25,000 instead of $10,000. Even the Showcases have the models talking now, and one recently had the LA Kings hockey players showing off the prizes... sorry... off topic...

But I like the doll so far, and hope you have a winner on your hands, in other words, a silicone doll that is priced right, weighs right, the dream of silicone doll ownership can become more of a reality for more.

Great job!

Oh, I'm a Mac user too. Mac Mini, Intel Core 2 Duo running at 1.83 GHz, 1 GB RAM, Combo Drive, OS X Leopard 10.5.5.

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CasperGhostboy, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea

See my girls here

#!/usr/bin/girl--My girls code in Perl, how 'bout yours?

Santclair posted:

I will gladly second TigerMoJo's request to turn over the goonobyl account to Kevin.

Caligasti posted:

If I recall their mother used to be a Special Ed teacher and is now some sort of counsellor for those with special needs. It likely tears at her to see how Kevin turned out. On the other hand, she probably has many ways she can blame herself for his turning out the way he did.