I Killed British - The Griefing Discussion Thread

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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Elman posted:

So you griefed by running to a good spot and killing enemies?

Counter-Strike is a strange, sad game.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2011 10:11

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:21

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

robodex posted:

Haha, normally I think griefing videos are pretty lame, but this is amazing. All he has to do is say "hello" and the kid goes mental. Awesome.

My favorite bit is at the end when the kid gets calm for a bit and is like "my brother works for Steam, so, uh, have fun getting banned." Then there's a pause of maybe a second and the kid loses his poo poo.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2012 18:15

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Rixen posted:

On the topic of Metal Gear Solid's homoerotic tendencies...

In the PSP game MGS: Peace Walker (one of the best MGS games) there's a special bonus mission where you can hang out on a beach with one of the game's petite female characters and "date" her in the way that yelling voice commands at her counts as small talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKIRIeKADUI

...And then there's another version of the mission that replaces her with your male war buddy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwVPfF8Ir1g

These are so much better than anything in Mass Effect.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2012 16:48

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Dauntasa posted:

The best part of that video is that that Gmod kid shows up in a griefing vid made by another dude and the exact same thing happens to him.

I swear I've seen this kid in more than two videos. kkimi67 has the worst luck. He's always screaming "DELETE THIS!" about something.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2013 03:02

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Fuzzyjello posted:

This is exactly what I did in World of Warcraft. I created a dwarf named Klunk and my common stomping grounds would be finding people doing eRP under the bridges in Eversong woods. For some reason the pubbies didn't like a large bearded dwarf attempting to create a three backed beast instead of the standard two backed beast. The out of character rage was fantastic, to the point that I got blacklisted from the more popular RP guilds.

It's even more fun to do the opposite in WoW. Head onto a non-RP server and start RPing loudly and publicly. The nicer and more helpful your character is, the angrier people will get. Playing a Paladin is the best: hand out free loaves of bread to low-level characters, never duel anyone (because Violence Is Wrong), encourage peace between the Horde and Alliance, and admonish people for being mean or negative in general chat. The key is to be extra-friendly to anyone who hates you.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2013 19:21

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Mods, please change the name of this thread to "I'm way more sophisticated than the unnamed miscreants."

p.s.

quote:

Of course.. I have plans within plans... with in plans...

You see, if they choose to disist from thier activities... I win, and so does everyone else.

If they attempt to further harass in game, and I will have ready friends around to ensure propper reportage is done... and they get bounced out of STO on thier hinies... I also Win, and so does everyone else.

being anonomus only goes so far. There is only so much you can do when you depend on deception and misdirection to engage in one chosen activity. If you do naughty deeds publicly, then there are going to be concequences.. That right, pesants with pick forks and torches will ruin your day.. and thier are sooo many of them! *big eyes!*

# ¿ Jul 10, 2013 02:09

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Dizz posted:

This reminds me of the time UltraJman got mad at one of those I Wanna Be the Guy clones and ended up getting slapped by his mom on stream.

Wait, what? I was under the impression he was like... 20-something.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2013 00:47

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Back in elementary school, I once played against someone who wore rings.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 03:22

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

President Ark posted:

I played that Egyptian Ratfuck game, but where I grew up (south jersey) it was known as Slapjack.

We knew those as two different games. Slapjack was slower and simpler. Egyptian Rat Race (as we called it) was basically Slapjack turned up to 11.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 05:17

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

This is dumb, and so are you.

Intentionally making someone's gameplay experience miserable for no good reason is the classical definition of griefing, and by "classical" I mean "in the Greek or Roman sense." It was the Roman emperor Nero who once asked, as he spawncamped a burning Rome, "Iratus es, frater?"

# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 18:45

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

You guys are great, and I like you. Thumbs up!

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 12:07

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Eye of Widesauron posted:

Threatening to stick your dick in a kid is definitely le epic troll and anyone who says otherwise had their "jimmies rustled"

The fact that hats guy still isn't banned is proof that the mods implicitly agree with this statement, but unironically. I have a problem with this.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 04:44

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Sergeant_Crunch posted:

I hate that fucker who is easily one of, if not the most consistent posters of griefing content in this thread. Let's argue about him and not post griefing related content for a page or two every time he posts, because it clearly accomplishes something other than making GBS threads up the thread.

Thank god the child rape poster is consistent in his production of content. This is definitely something we, as a forum, should stand up and applaud.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 05:00

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 14:10

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

I did not hear about that.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 14:44

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Gorilla Salad posted:

No griefing anymore. Just internet clique slappy fights, now.

Yes, that is what's happening. There's definitely not a group of posters protecting the pedophile rape threats guy, it's just two internet cliques fighting over valuable cyber-territory, just walking down the street, snapping their fingers.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 15:44

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Gorilla Salad posted:

And just like the Sharks and the Jets, both sides are arseholes.

Hooray!

I want you to consider this statement for a moment. Really think about it. One side is a guy who threatened to rape a child for laughs and the people defending him. The other side is saying that is a bad thing.

Do you really want to say "I, Gorilla Salad, cannot identify which of these sides is worse?"

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 15:58

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

THE PENETRATOR posted:

"Mentally abusing a seven year old boy playing garrysmod until he breaks down and cries is perfectly fine with me, gently caress kids!! But not literally ha ha am i right fellas? In other news i loving love raping little girls and putting them in the hospital"

A normal adult human who posts in the griefing thread

Hmmmmm one side threatens to rape children but this guy, THE PENETRATOR, has a name implying sexual violence. These seem equal to me.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 16:07

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Gorilla Salad posted:

<snip>
Eh, I'll cut the smarm for a second because this really does merit a proper response.

To be serious - I think the hat_got or whatever guy who threatened to rape a kid should have been permabanned loving ages ago. I have no problem with him being ostracised or shat upon from a great height.

I just felt that having his pathetic trolling videos resoundingly ignored by everyone was a far greater punishment for someone so desperate for attention.

I feel pretty okay with speaking against the pedophile rape jokes man, but I get your logic. I just want the mods to ban him so there's nothing to ignore.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 16:10

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

THE PENETRATOR posted:

The mods can't ban hats unless they also mete out a proper punishment on known child rape jokester, former mod abe. Or it would seem like they have a tacit approval of fake child rape as long as the perp is on the mod team.

Please don't confuse the issue. The mods can, and should, ban pedophile hat man.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 16:19

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Kewpuh posted:

if you really think the unfunny man that says dumb poo poo on counterstrike is a pedophile well then i dont really understand how your brain operates

That was what they call an exaggeration, obviously nobody believes he is a pedophile. Can we at least ban him because he's an embarrassment who adds nothing to the forums and threatened to rape a kid as a joke?

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 17:43

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Kewpuh posted:

ya hes woefully unfunny and his posts are loving garbage

yo hats guy that yells at children on christmas day instead of hanging out with family i'm going to ban you now but its not a permaban but if you post any more lovely unfunny videos in this thread because you don't actually have any comedic chops i'm going to ban you for those as well okay

Thanks, it is a good day for the forums.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 17:47

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

trendwhore posted:

200+ posts crying about some shithead griefer posting in a griefing thread.

Because of all of this nonsense, I unbookmarked this thread. You guys really hosed it up. Thanks a lot.

You're welcome. Sorry you can't enjoy your funny rape threat stories anymore.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 18:19

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

I've laughed at a lot of this thread, and I'm glad we were able to make it better.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 18:22

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Annath posted:

Question:

I rarely venture away from my list of bookmarked threads. So I ask the kind inhabitants of the griefing thread, what is an imp, and why do they have a zone of their own?

Thank you for your time, and God bless.

They're people who love games, and they have a zone to discuss games. It is a friendly place, for game discussion.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 20:56

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Tracula posted:

This is something I need explained to me. Why does it make people SO angry when you ram them in Warthunder? It works, it's part of the game and it's not an exploit so why not do it if it helps you win?

People get very invested in cultural norms even in gaming. It's not against the law, but it is rude, and people are trained not to be rude.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 14:37

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Forums user "bathroomrage" angry because other people can poo poo.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 12:21

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Soulex posted:

I have been banned for a few days in WoW for cursing. I also was forced a name change because Judeophobia was really offensive to someone apparently.

I also pointed out the fact that there was a profanity filter. They didn't care.

Looked it up. Still got the email. Back in 2006.

Offense: Harassment Policy Violation - Obscene/Vulgar
This category includes both clear and masked language which:
� Is crude and offensive in nature
� Is an inappropriate reference to human anatomy or bodily functions
� Is pornographic in nature

Harassment Policy Violation - Inappropriate
This category includes both clear and masked language which:
� Is a mildly inappropriate reference to human anatomy or bodily functions
� Is otherwise considered objectionable

Details (Note - Times are listed in Greenwich Mean Time, GMT):
2007/05/20 04:21:26 Soulex LocalDefense - Nagrand SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN EGG
2007/05/20 04:22:20 Soulex LocalDefense - Nagrand hey this is me this is someone who gives a gently caress :/ notice how they are 2 completely different people
2007/05/20 04:23:44 Soulex LocalDefense - Nagrand jackass
2007/05/20 04:24:13 Soulex LocalDefense - Nagrand are you seriously this loving dumb?
2007/05/20 04:24:31 Soulex LocalDefense - Nagrand kill yourself before you reproduce
2007/05/20 04:25:46 Soulex LocalDefense - Nagrand loving moron

Did you just make a long post about how badly you were owned by someone in WoW?

# ¿ Feb 14, 2015 02:18

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

taels posted:

ok with my post in thread and subsequent probate.

id like to say good grief, my post was referring to the tryhard fanboys who think ffxiv is a godsend that can do no wrong that told me to gtfo when i explained in depth how some of the most rewarding mechanics were removed to make it more "wow" like.

i came here to vent at their trolling ( i hope) or unhealthy tryhard fanboy poo poo.

and got banned on account of my post here.

well done mod lol.

also when i was in college, i would spend many 12-48 hr long straight sleepless periods writing in the library. id take a cig break and grab a banana, then suspiciously sneak pink panther style infront of campus security vehicles and lay the banana peels in the road in front of them, then go hide behind a bush. my personal favorite irl grief

well done mod lol thread and got banned on account of my post was referring that told me to gtfo when i explained in depth how some of the mod lol of the tryhard fanboys who think ffxiv is a godsend that can do no wrong that their trolling ( i hope) or unhealthy tryhard fanboys who think ffxiv is a godsend that can do no wrong that can do no wrong that told me to make it more "wow" like.

and subsequent probate.

id like to say good grief, my post here.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 13:48

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Stoat posted:

Bit late but I share my name with a murderer so I think I'd have to work pretty hard to beat him in the Google rankings.

Oh my gosh, you're George W. Bush and you're rich from oil death?

# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 12:10

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

-Troika- posted:

step 1: stream some popular game
step 2: once you have a bunch of people watching, change your feed to show the goatman
step 3: laugh at people going crazy

Why would showing people a picture of the trickster god Pan be funny?

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 13:13

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Slime posted:

It'll cause a real pandemonium.

Oh, you're going to do it in World of Warcraft?

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 13:28

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Ernie Muppari posted:

the hell's psn?

Play Station Now!, Sony's weird social media experiment with digital avatars.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 02:36

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Pope Guilty posted:

When Richard Garriot dies change the thread title to the grieving discussion thread.

"Life Killed British"

# ¿ Apr 22, 2015 11:33

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

wit posted:

Again, that's just heckling someone's performance and shouting them down. Of course he doesn't take griefing. Its purile and 99% unfunny channer meme or sweary racist abuse crap. Who would ever willingly permit themselves to be griefed? That's like expecting wrestlers to let anyone hit them with patio furniture on the street at all times. Besides, without getting into some trollier than thou crap again, he doesn't insult or spam people as such, he fucks with them. I'm not sure that his comeuppance is long deserved nor do I think "you are boring!" would be it. If he was hosed with in some really funny low effort deadpan way and he spent longer losing his mind over it than people he messes with do, then yeah he can dish but not take it. Otherwise, nah, he was swatting some flies.

No, he's a whiny idiot and you are too.

# ¿ May 9, 2015 23:09

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Machai posted:

Hey now, at least he hasn't been begging for almost a year to have a thread goldmined.

"He may be lovely, but at least he doesn't commit."

# ¿ May 10, 2015 00:28

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Professional heckler: Hey! Don't heckle me! This is my show where I heckle, and you don't. I don't like it. I don't want it. I am a baby, a literal giant baby, like Giygas, and you cannot grasp the nature of my jokes.

# ¿ May 10, 2015 00:37

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Constantine XI posted:

So some random dude called daniel's stream boring and then comes on here to whine about it after he gets banned for being an unfunny shitlord. Is that basically what this is all about?

An idiot revealed that another idiot is an idiot. Dario.

# ¿ May 10, 2015 00:53

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Mortimer posted:

this is the griefing discussion thread and I discussed how a seemingly cool griefer is actually not cool.

I'm being griefed in the griefing thread wowzer

I'll have you know many people in his twitch chat said what a "sick burn" I made and how it made them "lol" and said "wow owned" so I consider that a successful grief

A stream. I am trolling the stream. Goblets. Goblets. Banned.

# ¿ May 10, 2015 06:28

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:21

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Isn't "Batman, but terrible" just... Batman?

# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 23:20

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