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Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster
i will ask him and he will answer and ill put his answers here:):):):)

for those of you who dont know anime NASthan is my roomate who watches anime and asks me to watch anime with him and i ask him questions during his anime and he answers them in an angry way

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Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster
not a question plz dont derail thank oou:)

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

Zarithas posted:

is jesus in the anime

"hey nathan is jesus in this?"

"jesus...like...jesus who"

"like jesus christ"

"no"
"no"

"ok"

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

ill b bach posted:

what animes is it

"nathan what animes is this"

"death note"

"ok"

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by Fragmaster

Stacked Blonde posted:

hey tiptoes big ^z on teh new avatar nice goin dude

yeah i know but keep on subject plz i dont want to have to pm fragmaster about this:)

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

Zarithas posted:

i don't want to watch it then

"nathan i don't want to watch this"

"just wait its good"

"ok"

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

vrunt posted:

ask him if he writes his own name in the book at then end

"hey nathan"

(kind of angry)"yeah"

"does he write his own name at the end."

"you'll see"

"but can you just tell me now in case something happens"

"just watch it loving christ"

"i dont really want to i wish you'd tell me"

(silence)

"i dont know if he does i havent gottten that far"

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

3 Ball posted:

how many fingers am I holding up?

"how many fingers am i holding up"

"what"

"how many fingers. am i holding up."

"none. you aren't holding up fingers"

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

vrunt posted:

he does.

"nathan he does write his name"


"like you'd even know."

"i do know"



"yeah sure ok"

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

vrunt posted:

this show is like code gay rear end except it sucks even worse

"this show is like code gay rear end except it sucks even worse, nathan"


(no response)

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

Bummey posted:

ask him what he thinks of lucky star and/or chobits

"nathan"

"yes."

"what do you think of lucky star and chobits"

"you don't know what those are."

"but what do you think of them"

"what do you care"

"i do care. i care about you i'm your roommate."

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

ZiS ZiS Top posted:

who is hotter ryoko or lum

"who is hotter ryoko or lum"

"ryoko"

"oh ok"

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by Fragmaster

3 Ball posted:

ask him how he got to be named Nathan

"hey Nathan?"

"what what the gently caress..."

"hey calm down."

"well just shut up."

"ok."

(silence)


"how come youre named nathan"

"i'm named after my dad. you've met my dad several times. you probably could have figured that out a long time ago."

"yeah i did."

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

Bummey posted:

lucky star is about little girls and chobits is about computers in the future but they're actually sexy female robots in the future

lay down that knowledge and ask again

i dont think i should he might figure somethings up if i know about an anime

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

vrunt posted:

ask him why they dont have any tv shows in japan that arent animated and dont believe him if he tries to steer you wrong

"hey isn't it weird that every show in japan is animated? why is that? can't they act? is everyone ugly?"

"what?"

"like its all anime"

"...what?"

"everything!"

"No its no-"

"it is i think though. its all animated."

"no its not."

"no it is i'm like 99% certain everything is a cartoon."

"no they have soap operas and game shows and stuff."

"and it's all animated with big heads and big eyes and stuff, i know"

"wrong. end of discussion."

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster
ok ill stop now my friends are here

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

Bummey posted:

do this again next time anime nathan watches anime

will do~~

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster
BUMP NATHAN JUST PUT ON AN ANIME THIS ONE HAS A GUY WEARING RED ADN HE HAS WHITE HAIR

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster
~~~ask away

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

3 Ball posted:

ask him what the name of this japanimation is. make sure to call it that

"nathan whats this japanimation"

"this anime is inuyasha"

"how do you spell it"

"i-n-u-y-a-s-h-a"

"is that japanese for innuendo. is this a sex anime"

"no its about a demon"

"gross thats satanic"

"no hes like a good demon"

"that doesnt make sense"

"like hellboy, hes a good demon"

"hellboy doesnt have faggy cat ears"

"theyre not faggy theyre symbolic"

"what do they symbolize"

"you wouldn't understand"

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by Fragmaster

Thedon posted:

who would win in a fight SSJ Goku 4 or SSJ Vegito 3

"hey nathan"

"yeah?"

"who would win in a fight SSJ Goku 4 or SSJ Vegito 3"

"Goku"

"how come?"

(he scoffs and shakes his head with a knowing smile)

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by Fragmaster

Azram Legion posted:

hahahahahaha

which pokemon is the strongest of all pokemon?

"nathan which pokemon is the stongest pokemon"

"mew"

"what about mewtwo"

"mewtwo is just a genetic abortion of mew"

"what?"

(silence)

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

3 Ball posted:

who was the best Ronin Warrior?

"hey who was the best ronin warrior?"

"ryo"

"how come"

"haha hhe had the sword of fervor duh"

"oh yeah"

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

Azram Legion posted:

who is the cutest: L or Light? (that's from the one you watched last time)

"Who is cutest nathan L or Light"

"they're both guys."

"yeah which one"

"L"

"why is that"

"he's smart and cooler looking"

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

Thedon posted:

but SSJ vegito 3 has the power of goku and vegeta combined wouldnt that equal power levels in teh SSJ goku 5 range?

"nathan remember when i asked you about goku and vegeta"

"yes."

"well SSJ vegito 3 has the power of goku and vegeta combined wouldnt that equal power levels in teh SSJ goku 5 range?"

"Josh goku always wins in my book"

"you wrote a book about goku"

"no its a phrase"

"yeah but didnt you write a fanfiction one time"

"that was family guy"

"oh sorry"

"its ok i've been meaning to do a dragonball one for a while"

"you should. you absolutely should the family guy one was awesome"

"thanks"

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

Wakle Skade posted:

ask what his favourite gundam is

"nathan whats that show about the robots in space"

"gundam?"

"yes. what is the best gundam. what is your favorite gundam"

"gundam is for little children Josh. you'd probably like it."

"whats that supposed to mean"

"it means the only anime you're even remotely familiar with is the first season of the americanized pokemon. and you only watch it when your high. lets just say i'm glad youre taking the initaitive to educate yourself lately."

"yeah me too"

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster
i need to keep these question within the realm o my basic understandign of anime. so i'm gonna skip some of these that i dont know what theyre from or anything. otherwise he'll know soemethings up and ill have to lie about like plot synopsises on wikipedia or something

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

Azram Legion posted:

who would win: goku or mew? it is very important i know this i have a lot of money riding on it

"nathan who would win in a fight goku or mew"

(he thinks for a very long time)

"Goku."

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster
hes engaged 3 ball his fiancee lives with us. shes pretty cool and he is too he just really likes his anime.

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster
im gonna take a 10 minute break form asking him thinkgs so he doesnt get too riled up. would you like to find out more about anime nathan in the meantime?

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster
anime nathan went to my church when i was a little kid. he is 23 years old and looks like this:


his senior picture was taken by the youth pastor of the church and was found by a stranger and put on collegehumor.com. this is the picture.





he is a nice generous guy but he is a giant nerd. when we moved from our house to this apartment, my walls were a bit bare, so he gave ame a miniature wallscroll and a fullmetal alchemist poster. he is a nice guy

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

Thedon posted:

okay hey anime faggots please stop posting your human being anime in here thanks

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster
anime nathan is awesome. just letting yall know

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster
one time he smoked a blunt laced with lsd or some poo poo and claimed he sawdragons and started crying he doesnt do drugs anymore after that

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

Turfahurf posted:

TPS do you call him anime nathan irl

nope. i feel like he might get upset about something like that but like he wouldnt tell me he didnt like it hed just quietly accpet it and be sad

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster
anyways i think i can asks questions again but im not asking any of the ones before this post they seem too hard to ask for me sorry

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

Wakle Skade posted:

ask him what his favourite "yaoi anime" is

dont know how to pronounce that~~

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

Gross Dude posted:

ask him what the best american anime is

"nathan whats the best american anime."

(he smirks)

"wanna hear an oxymoron? 'Good American Anime'"

(i laugh hesitantly, he looks very self-satisfied)

Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

flyboi posted:

ask him if he ever watched sailor moon and if he enjoyed it then call him a creepy pedo

"did you ever watch sailor moon"

"yeah maybe when i was a gay baby"

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Detective Tiptoes

by Fragmaster

Strontosaurus posted:

ask him why anime comic books have the pages backwards

"know whats wierd i read a pokemon comic book at borders the other day and it was backwards"

"its a manga its supposed to be read that way"

"no thats wrong"

"did you ever think that maybe america is wrong? have a little culture."

"thats kind of rude man"

"well you just said an entire culture is 'wrong'"

"yeah well they did things the wrong way so i think i have the right to say that."

"Haha oh josh...Josh, Josh, Josh..."