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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > So I ordered a "flesh light" and now my parents/neighbors think I'm a perv.
Nelson Mandela
Jun 4, 2007

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Go Team Venture! posted:

You know, this thread makes me wonder...Why are dildos pretty much normal and almost chic these days, whereas pocket pussies are socially unacceptable? They perform the same basic function, right?

One is shaped like a dick, one is shaped like a pussy.
One you stick into yourself, one you stick yourself into.
They both provide sexual pleasure.

Yet, in most circles, someone getting a pocket pussy (if it's not a gag) is looked down upon as some sort of perverted weirdo. However, a chick buying a vibe or dildo? HOT.

Same reason most people find the image of one gay dude slamming the other in the shitter disgusting, but the image of two lesbians climbing all over each other is awesome - the people making these comments are primarily male and primarily straight.

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Nelson Mandela
Jun 4, 2007

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Tender Bender posted:

I don't think girls consider pocket pussies awesome, dude.

That's not what I was trying to imply. It all seemed so much more logical in my head. :(

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Nelson Mandela
Jun 4, 2007

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Captain Backslap posted:

Speaking of which...

Pancacke Kid, bananas are an all-natural fake vagina. Toss one in the microwave for about 10 seconds, cut off one end and squeeze out the pulp. Use the one you shoved in the plastic vagina's "mouth."
Surely most bananas don't have the required girth to accommodate a cock without splitting?

Also your dick will smell like bananas, which is surely a bad thing...



FAKE EDIT: I think I just found a new take on the 'Banana Split'. Christ, I'll never be able to order a dessert again.

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Nelson Mandela
Jun 4, 2007

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Probably. Latex is easier to arouse and bring to orgasm around that time.

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