So I ordered a "flesh light" and now my parents/neighbors think I'm a perv.

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KillerFuzzball: Jul 1, 2007; taste the pain

Cyberwasted posted:

So did you tried it? Or it will be like a souveniur of shame?

You should put it up on a mantle as a souveniur of shame and tell your grandkids about it in 50 years.

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:14

KillerFuzzball: Jul 1, 2007; taste the pain

I got

on the OP's neighbor being a goon.

Also, OP, your mom is secretly freaked out (unless she is retardedly trusting of you). But you should of course keep going with the whole thing and post pics. Bonus points for one with you, your mom, your pussy, and the shocker.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2008 06:15

KillerFuzzball: Jul 1, 2007; taste the pain

TommyFilth posted:

No, I do. I know thousands of opinions.

A couple of people. Doesn't matter, let's just put it this way: before there was douche, what did women use? Soap and water, like a normal bath, maybe? Why isn't that enough? It's a body part, it doesn't require a solution in order to be properly cleaned.

I thought douching caused an imbalance in some bacteria or something and caused stank. At least that's what I learned in sex ed.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2008 07:20

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