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Everybody did the wrong thing in this story. 'Mom' should have pretended she never saw it and made an effort to make it look like it had never ben opened. Neighbour should have never broken the law by opening it, but if he did and found out what it was Also should havve made the effort to make it look like he'd never found out. 'Nick' (or does it say Wick) SHould have pretended not to see it until his mom got home and said: "Wait? What?!?... These aren't the Sea Monkeys I ordered. These aren't Sea Monkeys at all!" EDIT: Also... Your neighbour has so hosed the poo poo out of it. hellbastard fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Jul 25, 2008 |
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kingtrav1 posted:I wish this was real. In the middle of typing up my reply on what he should do, I realized there are just too many holes. Nice fake post, though, managed to get an avatar out of it. You're a fakepost. AS per http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2905051&pagenumber=7 hellbastard posted:...every time someone posts something here someone has to say its fake no matter what it is. hellbastard fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Jul 25, 2008 |
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Acid Tester posted:Your examples are fake. Your mom is fake!
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2008 06:25 |
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TommyFilth posted:I used to work at a grocery store, when I was 17, and this woman would come through my line three times a week with her kid, and she would talk to him in this sickly-sweet condescending kind of voice. It was absolutely hideous, like dragging a thumbtack across the scrotum of your soul, and it brought out murderous feelings in me. You were right to be angry... It's Thomas the TANK Engine.
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