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I called in a humvee from HQ, 2 clicks out from where we were and when the drat thing arrives the humdinger is outta gas! so i get the SOB inside, tell him his CO will here about this FU and all the GIs are like 'Hell yes!' when out of nowhere two bogies come in from NNW with IDEs and sure enough we put them in their place. Guess they didn't know their place was tied to the back of our hummer!' Sgt Squires, NJ
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I would have given my right arm to fight for my country's freedom. I didn't know they'd take up my offer! Pvt T. S. McIntire
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I was in the checkout line at the 7/11 in full uniform (was about to head back to the barracks) and some guy behind me says 'You're kidding! A real soldier! And he's not even murdering anyone!' So I whip around and sure enough there's the smuggest looking long-haired 20-something I've ever seen in my life. If you could only have seen his face, I would have puked if it weren't for my training and experience in war zones. 'You know people like me are fighting for your right to say stupid things like that while you complain, right?' I say to him, looking straight into his beady little shiteye. 'No,' he says to me, 'the war with Iraq which I assume you're referring to is an illegal invasion based on false evidence and lies that allow Bush to get some kind of revenge on the guy his dad started a fight with twenty years ago. Over a million Iraqis are dead, four thousand American troops killed in action, all in an attempt to win a petty fight with a sad mad dictator.' So I punched him in the face. Man, what a fag! Cpl. Marcus Dent, NY
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Clinton DYNASTY posted:My arms flew across the entire forward base and BOY WERE THEY TIRED.... lmao
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Dear Penthouse, LCpl Jackson, PA
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Pavol Paska posted:footage of the incident: oh my god
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someone make that gif its own thread
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