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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > LF Goldmine > Reader's Digest: Humor in Uniform
skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
<commanding officer> told me to perform <some stupid demeaning command>. So then I <75-word description of humorous slant on command>. You should have seen his face!

Submitted by <non-commissioned gently caress-wit>

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