Reader's Digest: Humor in Uniform

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Cellophane S: Nov 14, 2004; Now you're playing with power.

Meursault Horny posted:

Mom saiys Im real strong and i have to protet my family and usa. Its hard in iraq but liek it. I mis my doggie.

Lt. Timble Buthers, Idaho, WI

lol

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Cellophane S: Nov 14, 2004; Now you're playing with power.

Clinton DYNASTY posted:

that post actually depressed the poo poo out of me

yeah but in a funny way!

# ¿ Aug 9, 2008 06:59

Cellophane S: Nov 14, 2004; Now you're playing with power.

Clinton DYNASTY posted:

they really are all monsters aren't they

like if they're not tom berenger in platoon they're the rapists in deliverance

hahah

i don't really think they're all monsters, I find less fault with the troops themselves than I do their leaders

but they still do some heinous things

# ¿ Aug 9, 2008 07:06

Cellophane S: Nov 14, 2004; Now you're playing with power.

holy loving :smith:

# ¿ Aug 9, 2008 07:29

Cellophane S: Nov 14, 2004; Now you're playing with power.

Dr. West posted:

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream, it's my nightmare. Crawling, slipping along the edge of a straight razor and surviving....But we must kill them, we must incinerate them, pig after pig, cow after cow, village after village, army after army, and they call me an assassin. What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? They lie. They lie and we have to be merciful for those who lie, for those nabobs. I hate them. I do hate them.

Col Walter E. Kurtz, undisclosed location

Laughing

# ¿ Aug 9, 2008 07:33

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