Happy_Misanthrope posted:

who the gently caress lets a kid that age drink scotch

Make Ready posted:

NYC owns i wish i lived there

gently caress edward said posted:

an elaborate troll?

yes people in the real world care as much as you do about making people think they believe things which they really dont. everyone else's life is just as empty as yours.

corkskroo posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI-GjWY-WlA

Wanna see a sequel where Dan and Michael cancel the bbq and tell Tom and Jan to gently caress off and never speak with them again.

corpuscollossus posted:

crosspost

http://ghettobraggingrights.wordpress.com/

Purgey posted:

i'd like to see that bitch get niggered

foolmeister posted:

it took a while to load in my browser. here was my stream of consciousness as frames slowly plodded along.

hitler portrait, ok
what's that poking from behind?
it's breaking through
looks dark
oh
oh that
it's a penis
it is a black man's penis poking through hitler's mouth
oh and hey now there's a white woman to suck it

NZAmoeba posted:

How loving narcissistic must she be? A giant cake made out of her for her wedding day, and I can guarantee there's no husband cake.

It's like something out of that horrible 'my sweet 16' show except she's a grown loving woman.

Motivational Lobster posted:

bacon is pretty good but probably doesn't deserve the obsession it gets

HoveringCheesecake posted:

wish those models actually wore those shirts for more than the time it takes to snap the picture

Hysterical Woman posted:

Did you c/p this or are you insane?

mofolotopo posted:

she doesn't look very happy about it

Best Friend posted:

hadn't seen this posted yet

scribe jones posted:

And I haven't got the slightest idea, not the faintest hint, how to get that without paying for it.

Doctor Nick posted:

she used to be a Christian singer before she found that lesploitation was more profitable

loving JACKALOPE! posted:

I freely admit that she was the one I kept my eyes on during those games. She's fukin' smoking hot.

Alan Greenspan posted:

Yeah, it's unlikely. But maybe the guy in the photo is Hitler's evil twin.

TWEE AS gently caress posted:

hahaha is this the thing from that david sedaris story

stubblyhead posted:

clearly the dutch are not most societies.

Azerban posted:

i don't care this is 20 pages too late this is the saddest thing i've ever read in my life

Cowcatcher posted:

that's not what he said

perhaps YOU are the slow one!!!

OgreNoah posted:

yeah but they hate italy and can get olive oil from greece and spain.

Mahatma Gandhi posted:

this is p. accurate really

LoRules posted:

Davethulhu posted:

you people are goddamned philistines.



the back of the album:

JollyKlansman posted:

this is loving identical to what scientologists believe

just thought you should know

Smackbilly posted:

wanna wear those slippers

Armacham posted:

there is only one dance: the robot

NoneMoreNegative posted:

It's from the new Punisher War Zone #2, not Castle in the 1st frame and no photoshopping.

Besides, Frank isn't a racist, he's an equal opportunities vigilante.

MechaFrogzilla posted:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It's a giant thumb-shaped man!

Carlton Banks Teller posted:

Have you ever seen one of our military walking past you and wanted to convey to themyour thanks, but weren't sure how or it felt awkward ?

Recently, a gentleman from Seattle created a gesture which could be used and has started a massive movement to get the word out.

Please everybody take just a moment to watch this 'The Gratitude Campaign' and then forward it to your friends!

The Gratitude Campaign

Cowcatcher posted:

it's a USA analogy

Talas posted:

From beauty queen to drug queen.

tacodaemon posted:

http://flatdaddies.com/share_all



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SuperSlacker posted:

I don't understand this. the only people i've heard of irl who were serving in iraq wanted the hell out of there.

Veinor posted:

don't leave us hanging, what happened

Matlock posted:

80's movie reference

Dot Communism posted:

Well a limo driver he pulled up to the tollgate
And a man hollered and asked him what all he had on board and said
I got barack I got barack
I got hope
I got change
I got hoop
I got choom
I got all barack
Well he said you're all right boy you don't have to pay no toll you can just go right on through
So he went on through the tollgate
And as he went through he started pickin' up a little bit of speed
Pickin' up a little bit of steam
He got on through he turned and looked back at the man he said
Well I fooled you I fooled you I got Biden I got Biden I got old Biden

Dot Communism posted:

well it's not his song but his version is the best one

Mozzie posted:

black people