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Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Plastic Jesus posted:



That dog has a forehead like my scrotum. This makes sense because my scrotum is also hairless and hypo-allergenic

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Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

WWE Additude!! posted:

tell us more

sometimes when I cum it blows bubbles

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

beefnoodle posted:

I'd like to remind you that this is a picture thread.

Your move.

Possibly:nws:
https://wi.somethingawful.com/94/94bc7687c1aa74787b4a1ffedf41d6cad978495b.jpg

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008





I heard leonard cohen talk about a secret chord what is it?

Mr.Flapjack fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Nov 11, 2008

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Petey posted:

i know but i must have variety



Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Captain Corduroy posted:

err, you don't really care for music, do you

I know it goes to the forth then the fifth then falls to the minor.

After than i'm a bit fuzzy

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Complete Failure posted:

atheist bus phenomenon is spreading

I call my bus the blasphemy express :v:

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008
Could someone pretty please get me an avatar size nommim'.gif ?
:wink:

It's makes me so happy I want it with me at all times

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Turnsey posted:

part of me hopes that Obama's team is the one that set that website up so they can trick batshit insane conservatives into committing treason and then prosecute them for it.

i'm not a lawyer but that sounds like entrapment to me. It's a good idea though.

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

mofolotopo posted:

someone posted the little guy in PYF and someone else came up with a bigger one



could someone please make me an avatar sized on of theze? I don't know how to use gif editors to resize things

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

bgaesop posted:

the Joker reads funny books



this is what bob dylan looks like today

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Awww It's a widdle :3: Christopher Hitchens :h:

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Matlock posted:

filtered faucet and probably a water softener

Guys, guys, guys, filtering at best removes a few mineral contanimants. Sarah Palin is probably too tired to remember this

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008
Personally I want gay marriage to remain a controversy just to keep video of girls kissing on CNN :D

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008



Hardcore_sax.jpeg

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

RZApublican posted:

reposting because it's still funny




could i get one without lovely jpeg artifacts?

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Apotheosis posted:

this is TFR



no seriously I found it on TFR

Why is this gun pink?

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

JollyKlansman posted:

is STP a woodstock reference?

Stars That Play
With
Laughing Sam's Dice

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Krinkle posted:

but those lyrics are "the stars up above, that play with laughing sam's dice" so now it's TSUATPWLSD so I don't get it.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds, sure. whatever. STP means standard temperature and pressure. I still don't get it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2,5-Dimethoxy-4-methylamphetamine

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008
Blacks in the south are quite conservative as we saw with prop 8. They vote democratic because there has been a slow evolution from "friend of the family death" to "lets reform welfare". The GOP also had Strom Thurmond who was the segregationist candidate for president and the GOP had every opportunity to rebuke Thurmon in his multi-decade career or even kick strom out of every committee but they never did


they would just say poo poo like "oh yeah we still have Strom Thurmon but we're the big tent party now. Bullshit! Not all republicans are racist but enough are to the point that its actually a cohesive constituency even to this day.

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008
As a scientist I often use nanobidens as a unit when measuring the dimensions of biofilms.

Those nanobamas are like 600 micrometers. A human blood cell is between 5-10 micrometers. Most other cells are between 10-20 microns. Does anyone know the story behind these tiny etchings? Why were they made? How were they made?

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

DaveWoo posted:

that makes no sense

that makes no sense either

It wasn't just california that limited gay rights in the past few years

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Broken Knees Club posted:

is this some weak simcity societies poo poo?

simcity 3000 noob

Edit: pussy baron what is the story behind your custom title?

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

SplitSoul posted:

italian conservatives and catholics are up in arms over this BLASPHEMOUS poster campaign for an abused women's hotline

:nws: http://content.imagesocket.com/images/violenza_croce01f.jpg :nws:

You can show tits in an abused women's hotline in europe. God drat America!!!!! GOD drat America!!!

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008
i'd like to stick my phallacy in her slippery slope

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008
Possibly NWS: (read the text next to the pictures)

https://wi.somethingawful.com/3c/3c6b52ae2f4dd622616335029f2d7365949839ef.jpg

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Sawtooth posted:

I mean, have you guys SEEN this? :monocle:

LOL somehow I knew that was going to happen

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

s0j posted:




libertarianlifestyles.jpg

"I've got the argyria blues"
on purestrain records

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Pyruvate posted:

Anyone have that picture of the blue and red US where it's all distorted based on congressional district population or something like that?

they're called "cartograms"

Here's one by county

Click here for the full 1024x664 image.


Fuk broke tables

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008
i'm now gay for obama

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Ronald Dregan posted:

there's a plane flying around minneapolis with a ron paul banner someone go out and take a picture of it

It's a red biplane right? I've seen it around here for quite a while. I might have a crappy cell phone pic BRB

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008
16% of High School biology teachers are young earth creationists

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Trellio posted:

protip: the second one is called "intelligent design" nowadays.

Not necessarily. There are people that think that God influences environmental factors like meteors and volcanoes to change habitats to change the frequencies of alleles. There's also people that think that God determines what individuals reproduce.

There are some people especially black evangelicals that believe the world is a few hundred thousand to a few million years old. This is because black churches like to push the idea that humans all have ancestors in Africa and that's where the garden of eden was. So they kind of have to mention that because the idea that the earth is 6000 years old is contradicted by absolutely everything including the out of africa theory.

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Stalin and Profilin posted:

goonthanksgiving.jpg



is that a head crab made out of bacon?

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Toad on a Hat posted:

for you friends :)



:lol: was this on the front page? it looks like the correct size.

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imemdPmavac&NR=1

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Large Hardon Collider posted:

yeah megan fox is above average

but I like my gf better cuz shes SO REAL

She's a nice girl. Yep, she certainly is a real doll.

Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

SplitSoul posted:

:goonsay:















code:
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Mr.Flapjack
Oct 15, 2008

Notorious Z-O-G posted:

this GOLD thread in tfr is the source.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3010879

Smoking during sex?