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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I'm looking for a douchebag neckbeard youtuber rear end in a top hat!

- Lives in Japan
- filmed a girl falling asleep next to him while on the subway, made a creepy smile about it
- got really mad at someone over either anime or metal music (can't remember) and spend a good long video showing off a bunch of anime (or metal albums) he owns that are better than whatever someone said was awesome.

I started talking about him to someone at work, and I have to show this dude's pathetic life to my coworker now.

Came across the dude I was thinking of: Liamtoh669

He hates SomethingAwful:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSyicRqDcZQ

Bubble tea review:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J5-GguXs5U

Dude is like every Yellow Fever stereotype personified:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEzxuYH6CHM

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Zahgaegun posted:

Came across the dude I was thinking of: Liamtoh669

He hates SomethingAwful:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSyicRqDcZQ

Bubble tea review:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J5-GguXs5U

Dude is like every Yellow Fever stereotype personified:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEzxuYH6CHM

Wow, this guy sucks. I hate his loving creepy, near-constant 'smile'.

ChaosTheory
Oct 1, 2003

Pillbug
I am looking for a "poorly made" 3d animation...

It's got a face in it where the face isn't mapped correctly to the model and the room has a fireplace.
and he turns around and looks out the window, there is a creepier face outside and it makes a strange sound
then the face starts going back and forth past the window with the Doppler effect or something to the point of absurdity, faster and faster.

Also, at some point the creepy face guy is riding a horse, and the horse also makes funny sounds.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic
I lost my laptop and wanted to show my son some of the Captain America cartoons that I first saw here on SA. The ones like where he comes out of a toilet and a dumpster and fucks people up.

It's not an emergency or anything, but trying to make a 16yr-old laugh is harder than it sounds :-).

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




http://i.imgur.com/rD7iW.gif

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



DerekSmartymans posted:

I lost my laptop and wanted to show my son some of the Captain America cartoons that I first saw here on SA. The ones like where he comes out of a toilet and a dumpster and fucks people up.

It's not an emergency or anything, but trying to make a 16yr-old laugh is harder than it sounds :-).

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=233067

Pogonodon
Sep 10, 2010

ChaosTheory posted:

I am looking for a "poorly made" 3d animation...

It's got a face in it where the face isn't mapped correctly to the model and the room has a fireplace.
and he turns around and looks out the window, there is a creepier face outside and it makes a strange sound
then the face starts going back and forth past the window with the Doppler effect or something to the point of absurdity, faster and faster.

Also, at some point the creepy face guy is riding a horse, and the horse also makes funny sounds.

Pretty sure this was in the 3D Movie Maker thread, so maybe it's on 3DMM somewhere?

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:
I swear I read an amusing blog post in the last couple of years about a bumbling private detective who was investigating some divorce case or something, and had got it in his head that the lighttpd developer was somehow mixed up in it because a relevant website had a "powered by lighttpd" footer. Now I can't find that story. Help?

Hydroxyl
Jun 27, 2012
I'm looking for a funny video that was fairly popular a few years ago. It's two little girls holding up a Ron Paul sign, while their father films them. They start trying to tug the sign away from each other and it ends with the older one beating her little sister over the head with the Ron Paul sign.

Vince McMahon
Dec 18, 2003
anyone remember that IT guy who posted his day to day equipment he'd carry, and it was like two guns, flashlight, possibly a knife etc

i think he maintained a server room or something in an office

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Vince McMahon posted:

anyone remember that IT guy who posted his day to day equipment he'd carry, and it was like two guns, flashlight, possibly a knife etc

i think he maintained a server room or something in an office



Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
He looks simultaneously nothing and everything like I expected.

ChaosTheory
Oct 1, 2003

Pillbug

Pogonodon posted:

Pretty sure this was in the 3D Movie Maker thread, so maybe it's on 3DMM somewhere?

Thanks, but I'm positive it is not 3dmm, it was rendered in a proper 3D package I think

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Haha, I dunno why but the needless sunglasses crack me up the most.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



SeanBeansShako posted:

Haha, I dunno why but the needless sunglasses crack me up the most.

I can never quite get over those Tactical Pants

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

i have always wondered what employer would let a computer janitor run around with an open-carried pistol, a concealed knife, and a lockpick set

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Lutha Mahtin posted:

i have always wondered what employer would let a computer janitor run around with an open-carried pistol, a concealed knife, and a lockpick set

He worked for NASA at the time if I remember right.

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
I'm looking for this video where there's a bunch of chavs drinking and smoking and one dude has his bro hit in him the back with a chair. at one point the chair opens and he gets hit with just the legs.
at some point somebody says "get on with it then"

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK
Does anyone know where COHOSE YUOR CLOOR originated?

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Wicker Man posted:

-"the running retard hitting a bed video (?)" A friend of mine told me he saw a video on the internet of a retarded guy who was sleep deprived for a few days was blindfolded and taken into a room by some guys where there was a bed. Apparently one of them put a metal plate or something under the sheets, so when they took off the blindfold, the retarded guy saw the bed, shouted "YAY, BED!!!", ran at it full-on, and fell face first on it, smashing himself on the metal plate underneath. I am not sure if it exists or not.

talk about necro, but i think i know exactly what video this is. except the story isn't true, it's just bam margera being a dickhead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH9_0cbaR2g

herhehejhrekjashsd
Mar 7, 2016

by zen death robot
;jlashas;lehnrepohnesrpheownsmher;wsknh

Phillip K. Dork
May 25, 2011

Doctor Rope

ChaosTheory posted:

I am looking for a "poorly made" 3d animation...

It's got a face in it where the face isn't mapped correctly to the model and the room has a fireplace.
and he turns around and looks out the window, there is a creepier face outside and it makes a strange sound
then the face starts going back and forth past the window with the Doppler effect or something to the point of absurdity, faster and faster.

Also, at some point the creepy face guy is riding a horse, and the horse also makes funny sounds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjivgLoikcg

naem
May 29, 2011

herhehejhrekjashsd posted:

;jlashas;lehnrepohnesrpheownsmher;wsknh

:agreed:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
"I like Salad Fingers, but I find it makes a little too much sense..."

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
Apropos of nothing, I just suddenly had the urge to watch JudoHobo. 10 years later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xK6Tjfsr2Y

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

thanks for sending me down a rabbit hole of stupid flash cartoons i watched as a teenager :mad:

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Necromancing the Necromancy thread looking for a video from roughly 2005. It was a short film VO'd by some guy about Google, Amazon and the future of social media and how these companies would come together. I'm a bit fuzzy on the details but it was essentially a prediction video of how Google and Amazon and friendster etc would all merge in the future to create one big iCloud, although obviously that wasn't the word he used. Any help?

e: nvm found it

EPIC 2014

Simultaneously hilarious, prophetic and also wrong as gently caress.

BRB gonna go buy some more e-paper

Endless Trash fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Mar 23, 2016

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

I would llove to know what this kid is up to these days and how his daily loadout has evolved over the years.

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

a starwar betamax posted:

I would llove to know what this kid is up to these days and how his daily loadout has evolved over the years.

same and also is he still a janitor? did he ever shoot some cockroaches or dust bunnies with his gun?? man i really wonder

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
Back in the Starwars 9/11 thread, someone made a youtube video compiling all the gifs with fitting music. Anyone have any idea where that went?

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

is there somewhere where I can look at all the spacemoose comics?

meriruka
Apr 13, 2007

About 4 years ago I did an MSpaint called 'snail goes for a walk' it was either in Pet Island or GBS. I suck at art but I loved that picture.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

xutech posted:

is there somewhere where I can look at all the spacemoose comics?

https://www.hackcanada.com/canadian/zines/spacemoose/

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
I'm looking for this video - seems like lots of people are from Googling. Here's how one person described it:

quote:

This reminds me of a television interview I saw many years ago. A reporter
from one of the major US television networks (I forget which one) was
interviewing black British athlete Kriss Akabusi after being a member of
the 400 metres relay team that took the gold medal at the 1991 Athletics
World Championships. The interviewer started off with:

"So, Kriss, what does this mean to you as an African-American?"

"I'm not American, I'm British"

"Yes, but as a British African-American ..."

"I'm not African. I'm not American. I'm British."

This went on for some time before the reporter got so flustered that she
gave up and went to interview someone else. I guess more than anything
else it demonstrates the potential absurdity of political correctness -- this reporter
was so tied-up with the idea that the "correct" term for
someone of afro-caribbean ancestry was African-American and not Black that
she couldn't cope with the fact that many black people are neither African
nor American.

I know I saw this video at one point so it must exist

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Does anybody else remember a notorious Peanuts fan fiction where all the characters were grown up and like half of them were dead and the rest were fighting in a zombie (?) apocalypse, possibly caused by Linus finally summoning the real Great Pumpkin? Tonally it was about as ridiculously grimdark as Jason Yungbluth's "Weapon Brown", but it was a story, not a comic, and didn't feature characters from other comics either, as far as I can recall. I feel like I might have been exposed to it through SA but this was a long long time ago, like early 2000s.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

I'm looking for this video - seems like lots of people are from Googling. Here's how one person described it:


I know I saw this video at one point so it must exist

Everyone seems to know the story, but nobody has a link. I'm not sure it ever made it onto the Internet, maybe you saw it on some kind of You've Been Framed show back in the 90s or something

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

skasion posted:

Does anybody else remember a notorious Peanuts fan fiction where all the characters were grown up and like half of them were dead and the rest were fighting in a zombie (?) apocalypse, possibly caused by Linus finally summoning the real Great Pumpkin? Tonally it was about as ridiculously grimdark as Jason Yungbluth's "Weapon Brown", but it was a story, not a comic, and didn't feature characters from other comics either, as far as I can recall. I feel like I might have been exposed to it through SA but this was a long long time ago, like early 2000s.

Is this it?
http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20041025/pumpkin-f.shtml

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

This is awesome, but no. It had a very straightforward voice, in the style of military thriller, and was pretty long, multiple chapters. I also read it on like an old-school unstyled page of text.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

There used to be a video of the blood orgy ships log video scene from Event Horizon, where someone edited in the song The Spanish Flea. I can't find it now. Help me wizards

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wa27
Jan 15, 2007

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

I'm looking for this video - seems like lots of people are from Googling. Here's how one person described it:


I know I saw this video at one point so it must exist

That specific story seems to be a rumor, unless you saw the video in the 90s.

At least we still have moments like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJm_JwcXZw0

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