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Sep 15, 2003

You'll find the means
of which to hold
it's held by men
who're made of snow
- A poet


It is just started being Decembre the first which is a very lovely time and my favourite time. Let's all raise a glass to christmas (hehe bcause then it will have started as a baby glass and be grown up at christmas do you see).

it is good and,

Chriswtmas is good. Here are some more things to do at christmas that I like to do.

* Hang tinsle up on the wals. Tinsle is like long scribbly snakes made from christmas. you stick them to the wall in bits and the middle bits hang down.

* sing songs like "we three kings of orient are, one in a taxi one in a car" HEHE or "while spepperds washed their socks by night" HEHEHE or "jingle bells batman smells" HEHEHEHE the teachers do not always noe because they sound the same.

* wait for SNATA CLAUS!!!

Who doesn't like snata clause? he's hands down the best person ever and i think i speak for everyone when i say.

But Christmas is also the time when we think about the meaning of chritsmas, the birth of the little baby snater in a stable round the back of a hotel. In the story of the birth of snata which is called The Snatavity.

Away in a sley, no crib for a bed. Aww Look at the snuggly little baby Snatter asplee in the slé where he was born. Actually he's not asplee here so probbly whoever drew this classic Snatavity scene was thicko. But he got all the important people in: Daddy Snatter, Mummy Snatter, little elf Dooley who is Snatter's friend at thre north pole when he grows up, the actor Burgess Meredith behind Dooley there, he runs the north pole and is the wisest old elf ever, and Noddy Holder, the Herald of Christmas. It is not Christmas until Noddy says it's christmas.

Right lads well, once again i am extenting the cuddle of friendship to you. I bet lots of you're mum's have forgotten to get you an advent calendar this year haven't they again! How will you open the little dores every day and get chocolate out without an advent calendre??

I'll tell you! Once again I am going to buy one and WE CAN SHARE IT


Only trouble with this mates is that I haven't found a calendar yet! Normally I get one before December but I can't even find the shop where I normally get the advent calendars from! It's weird, I'm here in the shops right now, and I can't see it. It's not even closed, it's just not there like there are other shops in the way and it was never there! that's weird isn't it, I wonder where the shop is.

Let's find someone who we can ask or otherwise we'll never have a calendar.

oe here is someone!

He does not look mysterious! he looks trustworthy! Helloe sir, do you know where the special advent calendar shop is that sells advent calendars and sometimes we accidentally fall into them and ruin the world and space?

oe this way?

oe. thankyou.

He says go over here and we will try and find the shop, except I can see that there is no blimmin shop there anyway! All there is is a dore in the wall:

That is strange, it doesn't look like a shop to me! Just a dore in the wall of the shopping centre! What is it! Let's go and have a closer look at the AAAH!!


oe sorry! gosh that was scary! heehee! the light from the different lights everywhere made funny patterns on the doorknob! I thought for a minute there that I saw

Aaah!! oe!

I got scared again just thinking about it! when i was silly because all it really is was this:


Silly. How did I think doornob was a scary face! Well while we're here we might as well open the dore I mean, it has 1 on it! we're looking for a dore that says 1 on! The whole thing about calendar is that we find dores with the right numbers on for what day of december it is and open them! It's the right number! might as well open this and see what happens until i can find a calendar!

Hope i do find a calendar though. I wouldn't want to not have a Christmas Adventure with you this year. :(

Right who wants to open it?? :)


Jul 1, 2007

by the fireplace in white
Mary Christmis! :banjo:

Dec 28, 2004

status: jiggled
Jesus, I can't believe it's already been another year :psyduck:


Charleston Jew
Jul 31, 2005

oh my sloth!
Me! I wnt to open!

Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

My favorite part about Christmas is Buml0r threads.

Specifically Snatter threads.

Jun 20, 2001
ahh the Christmas spirit is here at last! I want some chocolate this time.

ben liftington
Jul 7, 2004


These threads are the best! I want to open a door but I dont want any chocolate poos :(

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

I don't remember how a deep sleep feels anymore.
I have been waiting all year for this.

i wil find all the choclate.

P. Don't
Sep 22, 2003
A dooooom house?
well, i'm quite confsued, and modoratley aroused.. but i will try.

>look thru keywholle

Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat
:dance: WIGGLE HE :dance:

Nov 11, 2001

I'd like to open the door but it's still November where I am, it wouldn't be right.

Stupid -8:00 GMT :(

Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
Ah Buml0r m80 good to see you again

Please don't be putting chocolates up bums anymor thanks

Nov 22, 2007
I suck
me me! I want a dore!

(I love Buml0r threads :) )

Soundtrack To Mary
Nov 12, 2007

Mary crostmus! :woop: :woop:

Feb 9, 2003

What the fuck is up with all those chicken strips?
It's dore tiem again! Can I open a dore? :D

Jul 13, 2002

If you fake the funk, your nose will grow
I Snatavity so hard this time of year

Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
I hope we get to go on another trip into CRAZY SPACE, this thread is giving me the christmas sillies.

Oct 28, 2008

I read the last'un when I was lurkin'. Bring on the XMAS goodies!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter
Mar 24, 2007
A mental mind fuck can be nice.
Yay another Snatter Claus thread! Holy crap I forgot how amazing the last one was until I saw your syntax again, buml0r. Thank you!

Should we look around for the key? Someone should try opening the door first, but it has a keyhole so I suspect we might need a key.

Dec 3, 2007

"We're dead. Bartowski's got a gun."
Um, this is my first christmas on Something awful - I take it this is a tradition?

May 18, 2004

il cinema è la vita e viceversa
Personally I'm abstaining from poo this year but you're all welcome to it.

fake edit: bring on the poo

Feb 10, 2004

I have been looking forward to this since the last one ended. I'll open the door, I could go for a little chocolate.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
I want to open it but i mean it's OK if i can't everyone needs a turn! Merry chritwsmas!

May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe

God I love this time of year, and god I love Snatter!

May 7, 2007

lets all open it togever, that way we can all shair the chockletts!

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
This is the best part of this Fine holiday sneason.

Feb 9, 2007

fuck this

i'm out
Snatter ranks up there with Eggnog as the best parts of Christmas.

Also, I had never heard the ballad of Mecha Snatter before, it is fantastic.

Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

I've been waiting all November for this. Thanks to these threads I always call the big guy Snatter now.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
God bless us. Every one.

May 31, 2006

This reminds me of Molesworth. I love it.

edit: You should all buy and read this book for it is hilarious

Weedle fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Dec 1, 2008

Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.

Soiled Meat
I am a fan.

This is the best season.

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
I've been waiting for this thread for a whole year. A whole year.

Sep 1, 2004

by R. Guyovich

Bigmouth McSmallcock posted:

I've been waiting for this thread for a whole year. A whole year.
Me too. It's hard to stop thinking about it what with the lasting insanity and confusion it causes. :smith:

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

randyest posted:

Me too. It's hard to stop thinking about it what with the lasting insanity and confusion it causes. :smith:

That's half the fun.

Dec 3, 2005

AnimeJune posted:

Um, this is my first christmas on Something awful - I take it this is a tradition?

*looks at Regdate*


How could you have missed this last year!!

Snatter Claus!!

I check this thread before my e-mail in December.

Ask Phoebe!
Sep 25, 2008

I just listened to Wiggle He! I will Wiggle He if Wiggle He I must! WIGGLE HE!!!!

Snatter Claus maketh
Good Children taketh
Mecha Snatter we shaketh!!!

when worlds collide
Mar 7, 2007

my feet firmly planted
on what, I do not know
Excellent, I was hoping to see this pop up today. Buml0r's advent threads put me in more of a holiday mood than anything else.

Feb 3, 2006
Goddamn, I was JUST wondering if there'd be a Bumbl0r thread this year, I feel all Xmasy all of a sudden :3:

Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of

I never noticed the Bumbl0r threads while I've been here, but I've gotta say The Ballad of Mecha Snatter was drat good.

Wiggle He indeed :3:


Jan 15, 2008

Aaa haa haa. Marley's ghost. Brilliant!