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Aug 15, 2004

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Then you have the the completely schizoid user submitted ticket:

The person that I spoke with yesterday afternoon was a criminal, and
another one that I spoke to in the eveing was one too. These people
was asking me for personal information. The wanted to format my entire
computer. They wanted to put my computer in safe mode networking. My
computer has never been in safe mode networking. Networking with who!
I realize the person that I was speaking with didn't didn't know what
do. He had someone in the background giving him directions. My
computer is having problems with your internet service. You know what
the problems are and you need to fix these problems. My resume was
taking from the internet without my consent. I logged on and
you failed to protect me. Like I explained to you in several phone
calls. I received a message stating that other people are logged on to
my computer. I also told you that a virus was on my computer. The name
of that virus is call MSHTA.exe. Activity: The script is attempting to
call Reghead method with the IWSHSHELL30bjict file path: mshta.exe
status the script executive has been stoped. I got another message why
this happened error code: OX80072eff. Vendor need to take care of
what they did. I cannot do what is happening on my computer on my end.
Another that I notice. All the web addresses are missing. The message
that I get is searching the internet at fifteen times. Where did my
web addresses go. Who is taking this information inference to what
websites I visited. This is illegal and it is against the law.

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Aug 15, 2004

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n0manarmy posted:

Is it "Space Heater Season" for anyone else? Once I get back to work on Monday I'll post a few of the MANY space heater calls we get. We have a brand new facility and as soon as someone brings a space heater in to the mix it's kind enough to gently caress up the entire breaker system.

I've had it as bad as people will call and say it just turned off and when I come in to their areas I'll see them shuffling their space heaters to try to hide them from us. I've found them buried in their trash cans or inside paper bo

We have a data entry room with 6 women half of whom are menopausal due to some poor planning they also have the heat control for half of our building. This means for the hot flashes ladies to be comfortable almost everyone on this side of the building needs to run space heaters with the exception of those of us who have servers to keep us warm. Thermostat whining is one of their hobbies.