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 THE OFFICIAL “MUST LOVE HORSES - 22 (BATTERY PARK)” THREAD TABLE OF CONTENTS     Ingwit Only The Chobicus View  The Girls Annie Kafka One Two   AmandaOne Two Three Four Five Six Seven  Sherri One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight A Season in poo poo  Alex One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Eleven Twelve Thirteen Fourteen Fifteen Sixteen  Jamie One Two Three Four Five Six Seven  Page One Two  "Cat" (Porn Thread Countertroll) One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Eleven Twelve Thirteen Fourteen Fifteen  Asian Cat One Two Three Four Five Six Diagnosis Cummytummy Seven My Areolas, Not the Actual Nipple Me So Solly All About Cat  Kelly One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Eleven Twelve Thirteen Fourteen Fifteen Sixteen Seventeen Eighteen Uncle Lyle Mouthbreather Tear a Man Down Your Strange Amish Outfit A Safe Novacaine Scenario March of the Kellys (some pics broken) FMD Calls Kelly; “Of the Boat” Think About Me When You Bate . . . Get a loving Life Every Inch of Your Magnificent Dick i am going to finish grad school and make a ton of money. have a nice loving life. You Are All Virgins in Basements ps, fuckface, Voicemail Surprise! [NO PICTURE] Rachel One Two Three Four Five  Heather One Two Three Four Five  Sarah One Two Three Jess One  Morgan One Two Three Four Five Chelsea One  The Kobold One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Eleven Twelve Tristan Calling Pussyfruits and Eggdrop Titties  Kate Big in Japan Joel or Mike Rabbit Blue Mondays/Dream Raper Nightie Let’s Go Craigslist! Chattin A Funny Thing Happened on the Way Back from the Morrissey Concert Tell Me About Your Masturbation Technique Top Of Her Game Tush Pic Party blah blah blah coke Broken Fridge  Diana Pictures More Pictures Kissin Uggo  Jenn Poetry Cornered Read a muthafuckin book Don’t be so callous with my phallus Virgin Open All Night  Jeannie You look like Stephen Malkmus  Gretchen Smartypants Groady Tristan Tzara Poetry Tyme Shadow Tzara Lyle Time Box & Cox & Pics  Susannah Bike Boring Mulatto Dwarf Great Scott The Most Boring Reply in the World Burger Genres Yeah Buoy Pictures New Pics Over the Top  Nicole Bikin The Scotch are a dour people  Shayna Glorious Cleave E Pluribus Doobie Tweets Missed Connections Them Unposted Emails More Tweets The Illest Eye Contact Pome Pussy-Eatin’ Pig  Ali (front butt and DREAM PHONE countertroll) Gaping Holes Placenta of the Unreal Gross Pictures, The Grossest Strumpeter Swan Pussy Poppin Bat Sith Owlfucker Tits Fantastic All Good Things Misc Cait Sith Pics The Dragon & the Dryer Fanfic The Mighty Rory Has Struck Out More Cait Sith Pics barnacle jim's beard No Replies Mary Kate in "The Hustler and the Whale" Moonshine’s Hayride Hannie Jim Gets Pegged Handsome Shivadas Modeling School Four Days With Anni Irish Me & My Mate Pash Rash Scorch-a-like Goth The MILF Hunter Throws One Back pre:Selected Galleries      AMANDA    AZN CAT     THE KOBOLD        KATE        KELLY                    PAGE        SHERRI        SHAYNA     CHOBICUS           front butt & DREAM PHONE            POETRY CORNERED UNTITLED Smile of spiderlegs eyeteeth and an unsilvered mirror rises from the bathwater floats through the room finds me in bed dreaming dreaming dreaming of the molten cities of your breasts sister i am a dynamiter! oh babies, i am not winking that is a coin that spins in the socket to the left of my nose sister i am a madman! laughing arachnid sits on my chest and still i am dreaming dreaming dreaming of your mouth that opens bluebird of diamonds born from your throat shiver symphony from your toes to the bones of your head lay down a shadow upon me your belly is sun is a wheatfield and i'm sitting in a trashpile spitting up an egg. hallelujah! it cracks into song! pre:OPEN ALL NIGHT head of dappled eggshell laid on frying pan pillow makes sizzle bacon dreams bacon dreams cant stop the frantic panting of this porkflesh crinkled in flannel bottom rashers wake up to a glass of freshly squeezed girl that’s the way to do it drink her up ! lemonpeel arms adrift behind no-mirror of cool beaded glass taken down the throat; that cool liquid of your legsbreastsandbum my stomach rumbles because it knows that with your what-and-such in this bed we can make it a greasy spoon fundament to filament (peen) and as such flapjack I love you suddenly maple syrup pours down sweet mask o’ facement how meet that your lips sticky stick to my sticky lips and tongueingly you test it for the crisp sugar of winters in evergreen and it is sweet. pre:POEM 126 adoring Angel as when the lilac bush brings a novelty through the open window :spread wings these mysteries I can no longer endure, of hours your peaceful parcel of land sleeping dog’s eye aquiline nap New Command: lick these/ the tits of Commerce year of our mort two thousand nine goon facial hair have I grown I have grown goon facial hair beards of the Abu Wallahs piccolo screaming as of three throats bronze by punctum Baba Sangt blood-red bitch build a television mythology Where We’re From the Bird Prophet In His House Every 108 mins per sec per sec lay down and let Mr Oncetwice slip his bangalore up your expectation of cream :drowned world pink wave: sunset sweet rose labia fuchsia of the sky upended fishbowl stop stop // continue as before spoke the Maritime Voice unfolded from cloud upon cloud murderman pillowy penetrate to center Eternal Rose DE MUNDI hosed it out of you made my druthers you: Iron Wolf you: sexual map ( tramp + that night we walked through the city arterial and clean What clear objects sewn behind the stars no matter leave it I saw there was quartz in the sidewalk I am walking along a starry stair it is flat Ha Ha you laughed and later in my apartment sucked me off and I you sucked you your breasts between and then ahn ahn Maitreyu flight of stars I knocked out a hot rattle and we slept so beautifully your nakedness I lay there hating you hating myself the stink of our collusion rose attitudes of prayer Are We Bonding Yes This is Bonding humiliation I will stare at the wall your sleeping breath and think on my moment of dying ) period. BOX & COX to whom it may girl w/ crooked shoulders so sorry this letter enclosed find one parka two smother three fingerstep, all told a possession dogtale told by brendlelight whispers clusters and muck, down alley to the brickbat blind and tuppence, what they saw in the mine was nothing short of samadhi, auk auk auk, and wind it up in the corner sat the crow…grotto jukebox flashed a novel in vogue and scratched out in counterpoint: O Anna! O Anna, O! Karina karina karina…Rachel blocked me nature clocked me a dropfill mocked me, and I drove inferno engines once upon a loveletter written in shattered brick, an order first of all shot straight out of the shower and then after a look at your feet your body painted in applejack fashions rained a loudness in my head all day, made me forget real poetics, auk auk auk…speak in an exploded language stroke/my legs have disappeared, yesterday layabed for hours four and twenty, kept in eye always the ceiling…have reached an impasse…am just waiting for something to die auk auk auk on my trashpile you have no rear end you give no gently caress you bare no bra, I am poo poo and the laughing smoke, this walking prick, the gaudy punchinello w/ the nasal paunch I say is myself is nothing but a mask taloom here comes cask paroom, brothers persona and a cool buff man made in mainely for the edification of all, rush! that! snail!…jerrycat off the hook for a moon’s age shine it up in a jug of Sundays, no money no thoughts and no fun…I am followed by the shadow of a noose seen sullen on a hairy teamap, the tairy thump of it bites the wheat, hang me from the baffler and all mine long hearts, I am so sorry…sincerely, Johnny with the ace. EARLY SWAMP lets go down to the randy shanty its a place where faces meet and tongues got language that stinks like bug big swamp bug lets go down on you on me put your hand along my spline and i'll touch you twixt fane, twixt quail and quiver, sweetly, as shadow as sea man came from the loney grove pinescent and night by woodland...he didn't know from god from good...i came there too, i had a babyface and i sang it once...you put your foot on the water and said stop, so it did, and i kissed your foot, pink like onions and it tasted wet, sound of europe bombed out rainfall...there was a fire between, it was you, and i kissed you there too and that tasted hot, mother swamp, it was you, arclight came out...arclight came out...lance of brightness across the forest...a house in the swamp where we made a bed, and i made you down, you took it you said...Ouch, you said...brook goes slowly, growing out of compliance, round word, caramel sound, waters ask why, sex is the crucible of two voids meeting, and that's what it is...your foot your flank and curvature calculated inculcation...alchemy, pause, of voyeur motions...gold stone...liquid fire, that sharp face, long...quick motion and long pause...afterwards...so we die what matter, sput cleft stop, once...only a hole...that's the way to do it...ugh Apotheosis of the Strumpeter Swan wingbeat on the anesthetized air scalpels for feathers the lake aflame with seraphim i shall go up to my God with spunk between my fingers having been at myself for a day, Onan, and a half they saw its neck balletic cleave the spangled milieu oh LORD i cried drown me in tits fantastic and when i die let it be in a swelter of ephebian pussy JANUS ataraxia ataxia symbolic reify monk piano join up spurt gates do not want reject shower pussy cast off statuesque sic cogito semper ergo pyramus cum tornada hogshead god of dog bomb small abyss places nukka nipple stiff gyre sumeru rose bush bald up up up up over under and one out butt duck saddle offal but ack did you answer bergamot citron hardly laurel push plunge wistful shouting mouths center tranquility donnybrook mons pubis mons pound reply to zipper living silent hello separation and not and not that this THAT’S ALL! 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whats so funny she seems kewl
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no way in hell she's 22.
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Teh. TEH. TEH!!! posted:hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*degenerates into electronic hum like a dial tone or something* are you leaving the matrix and going into the real world like neo in the movie "the matrix" where that silver stuff goes into his throat after he touches the mirror and he looks at his hand and he starts to get cold and that stuff goes down in his throat and he goes aaAAAAAAA[degenerates into electronic hum sound]? |
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USE OF THIS PRIVATE COMPUTER OR NETWORK IS YOUR CONSENT TO BEING MONITORED |
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Fire it up fag posted:are you leaving the matrix and going into the real world like neo in the movie "the matrix" where that silver stuff goes into his throat after he touches the mirror and he looks at his hand and he starts to get cold and that stuff goes down in his throat and he goes aaAAAAAAA[degenerates into electronic hum sound]? yea thats what i was referencing thanks for picking up on it capn |
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Teh. TEH. TEH!!! posted:yea thats what i was referencing thanks for picking up on it capn k. i dont think anyone else did/would have. |
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Fire it up fag posted:k. i dont think anyone else did/would have. probaly not... retards.... |
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desperately seeking jim
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Meme A Little Meme posted:G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy |
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snailrush posted:words should have deleted all the text and just written "irritating fat girl wants moron to gently caress her for a week" |
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"you are into chubby, tattooed girls who don't shave their legs and who are as completely imprefect as they are incessantly searching for poetic perfection in a moment's time."
why the gently caress is this bitch insulting me already
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email the fat annoying bitch with the hairy legs http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/w4m/949394647.html
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snailrush posted:words hahahahahahahahaha |
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snailrush posted:words lmao ---------------- |
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snailrush posted:words ozma found?
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The other night i was trying to go to sleep.
when i realised that NSYNC and proberly called that because there in sync. With there dance moves at least. Am i the only person that didn't figure this out in the 90s? I also was found myself thinking that i didn't know the prime minister of new zealand the other day, untill roseanna told me it was a lady, just for me to find out someone knew had been elected. I came to realise how much todays society differs from our history, a lady and african america prime ministers/ presidents. By the way, if you think im some crazy perve because of my status and mood, your wrong, you should watch smosh, your life will make more sence  peace. ---------------- |
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snailrush posted:email the fat annoying bitch with the hairy legs http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/w4m/949394647.html hey ingwit troll this person irl with your words and post the results itt |
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Teh. TEH. TEH!!! posted:hey ingwit troll this person irl with your words and post the results itt sure but i'll need a beardy goon picture for it to work i think |
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Want to bang. Must have familiarity with lolspeak.
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Ingwit posted:sure but i'll need a beardy goon picture for it to work i think someone post pipesmoking goon stat |
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i am going onto craigslist to look at the w4m ads, not for irony, not for lols, but i because i am a desperately lonely person who just wants to hug a girl, irl
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snailrush posted:ahahahah a match made in heaven |
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McMurphy posted:i am going onto craigslist to look at the w4m ads, not for irony, not for lols, but i because i am a desperately lonely person who just wants to hug a girl, irl yeah i got your snugglebuddy right here http://nh.craigslist.org/w4m/938220166.html *glomps u*
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alright last one but somebody better get in touch with this girl and let us know how it goes
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I'm asianand i love being Asian
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Indy movies
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DocEvil posted:I'm asianand i love putting on my strap on for a session of "Bend Over Boyfriend"
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snailrush posted:aahahahahhaha
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snailrush posted:alright last one but somebody better get in touch with this girl and let us know how it goes whoa. tao and astrology wrapped up in one convenient package
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PRESIDENT, OWNER,AND GENERAL MANAGER OF THE NEW YORK KNICKS Loot"