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11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
I'll post a picture up soon, but I've just bought a black 1963 chevy Impala. It needs some restoration but it runs and it's in decent shape. I'm proud of it

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11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?







Should mention this is also my first car. Pretty legit.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

Lowclock posted:

Nice. My first car was a 2 door '66. What motor and trans are in it?

283 turbofire v8 2 barrel carb with powerglide automatic transmission. It was having some problems earlier this week, but I drove it for about 6 hours today and blew out all the crap fuel that was in it. Now it idles smoothly. Yesterday though I replaced the alternator and today filled the radiator and replaced the battery with a red top optima one. Which kicks rear end. The interior is a little damaged but it's original and nothing that cant be fixed, just tears in places on the seat and the roof. It's only got 37,500 miles on it, so while the engine is rusty and old, it performs like it just came out of a shop. Now I just need to fix the wipers, tighten the belt up, and put on my flowmaster. Right now it's running open exhaust.

11BulletCatcher fucked around with this message at 09:38 on Apr 19, 2012

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
Some more pics:





11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
I'm about to get a 1996 mercury grand marquis ls. What should I look out for. It's a very high mileage vehicle but so far all I can see wrong is the 02 sensor

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
So I've got to put it out there: I've added almost 400 miles on my 96 Grand Marquis in just over a week, and, with the exception of the mushy steering, the car is brilliant. It's all you could ever want a car to be! Why did they ever discontinue Mercury vehicles and the Panther platform? It's the most comfortable thing I've ever been in.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
My current chariot destined to carry me away from Fort Polk: 1996 Mercury Grand Marquis with 188,561 miles, as of this post.









11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

sports posted:

What a beautiful yacht. Please get a landau cover on it stat.

haha sure will :) I love the floaty feel to this car. How could anyone hate it? It's too stubborn of a car design not to love.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

djhaloeight posted:

Well, I traded in my '02 300M Special last week. Had it 7 years, put just about 100k on it. (got it with 57k) Good car, but was starting to nickle and dime me to death. (radiator, trans mount, starter, a/c was on its way out, etc)





I got this:


For a drat good deal. 2011 Crown Vic LX, 15k miles. Cream leather interior. Still smells new. I've always loved Panther cars. I would have much rather had a Marauder but they're hard to find low mileage and cheap. I also wanted the newest lowest mileage one I could find...this CV popped up on Cars.com not too far from where I live, and the price was right. I love how it rides...very smooth.

Hello fellow panther fiend, what did you pay for that vic?

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
Did somebody say V8?





96 Grand Marquis LS and 1963 Impala sedan

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

BrokenKnucklez posted:

Its great when every thing you own is powered by V8's :smug:

:smuggo:




It Sure Is!

11BulletCatcher fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Jan 28, 2013

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
Not on purpose...

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
http://youtu.be/C_GWQrfQhGk

http://youtu.be/tQrvor36umE

11BulletCatcher fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Feb 4, 2013

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
Oh AI, you and your fancy gadgets and fast cars and killer performance... but without comfort, what does it all mean?


I just sold my 96 Grand Marquis to buy an 86 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham D'Elegeance. And while I may have sacrificed speed and power, I'll be damned if it's not the nicest, smoothest ride I've ever experienced. Also the slowest.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
I sold the Mercury to my brother for this:




1986 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham D'Elegeance with pillowtop velour seats, engine is 307 oldsmobile.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
Needs all the bumper/fin fillers. A couple things on the door panels need to be reglued and one armrest is disconnected. The car was manafactured for Canada and so everything is metric. All original still, including radio. It's rolled over once but is in the vicinity of 136k kilometers.


And it's slower than molasses. But it super comfortable. Who needs back support anyhow?



ANd I have achieved 20 MPG in this car on the highway.

11BulletCatcher fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Feb 21, 2013

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
You wouldn't happen to know where one could acquire the fillers would you?

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
http://www.automobile-catalog.com/auta_cmp2.php


This is my track record thus far... I sure do like them big, slow, and guzzling...



automobile catalog posted:

https://www.automobile-catalog.com © The complete catalog of cars since 1945 ©



Chevrolet Impala 4-door Sedan 283 V-8 Turbo-Fire Powerglide
Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham Sedan 5.0L V-8
Ford Crown Victoria LX

1963
1986
1996

Make:
Chevrolet
Cadillac
Ford

Model:
Full-Size 06gen
Fleetwood 5gen
Crown Victoria 1gen

1962-1964
1977-1986
1992-1997

Submodel:
Impala 4-Door Sedan
Fleetwood 5gen Brougham Sedan
Crown Victoria LX (mercury grand marquis)

1962-1964
1977-1986
1992-1997

Class:
full-size / executive car
full-size luxury / luxury car
full-size luxury / luxury car

Body style:
sedan

Traction:
RWD (rear-wheel drive)

DIMENSIONS & CAPACITIES
Length:
5344 mm / 210.4 in
5613 mm / 221 in
5385 mm / 212 in

Width:
2017 mm / 79.4 in
1913 mm / 75.3 in
1976 mm / 77.8 in
Height:
1410 mm / 55.5 in
1440 mm / 56.7 in
1443 mm / 56.8 in
Wheelbase:
3023 mm / 119 in
3086 mm / 121.5 in
2906 mm / 114.4 in
Fuel:
76 liter / 20.1 U.S. gal / 16.7 imp. gal
93 liter / 24.6 U.S. gal / 20.4 imp. gal
76 liter / 20.1 U.S. gal / 16.7 imp. gal

Turning circle btw. walls:
13.3 m / 43.6 ft
13.4 m / 44 ft
13.1 m / 43 ft

Turning circle btw. curbs:
12.4 m / 40.7 ft
12.4 m / 40.7 ft
Drag coefficient estimated:
0.55
0.5
0.39
Curb weight claimed
(without a driver):
1629 kg / 3591 lbs
1789 kg / 3944 lbs
1720 kg / 3792 lbs

POWERTRAIN

Engine manufacturer:
GM Chevrolet Small-Block V-8 283
GM Oldsmobile V-8 307 (LV2 or LG8)
Ford Modular V-8 4.6L

Fuel system:
carburetor
carburetor
indirect injection


Additional features:
Rochester 2-barrel
Rochester 4-barrel
sequential multi-port electronic fuel injection, EEC-IV


Cylinders alignment:
V 8
V 8
V 8

Displacement:
4638 cm3 / 283 cui
5033 cm3 / 307.1 cui
4601 cm3 / 280.3 cui

DRIVETRAIN
Transmission type:
automatic

Number of gears:
2
4
4

Final drive ratio std:
3.36
2.73
2.73

PERFORMANCE DATA - ProfessCars™ simulation
Top speed:
170 km/h / 106 mph
171 km/h / 106 mph
202 km/h / 126 mph

Acceleration:

0-60 mph (s):
11.1
13.3
10.1

0-100 mph (s):
47.4
62.9
31

0- 1/4 mile (s):
18.7
19.3
17.3

speed at 1/4 mile:
120 km/h / 75 mph
115 km/h / 71 mph
132 km/h / 82 mph

quarter mile time difference to the car from the first column (s):
0
-0.6
1.4

drag race distance at 1/4 mile to the car from the first column ahead(+) or behind(-):
0
-19 m / -21 yds
52 m / 57 yds

Fuel consumption

(extra-urban / city / highway / average combined)

mpg (U.S.):
12-15 / 8-10 / 10-12 / 11.4
14-17 / 8-10 / 14-18 / 12.3
15-20 / 9-12 / 15-19 / 13.9


11BulletCatcher fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Feb 21, 2013

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

meatpimp posted:

For 3 minutes, whilst going downhill with a tailwind, maybe.

75 MPH from Sarasota to Ft Meyers Fl, traveling with the wind. It did happen though.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

Chinatown posted:

"Ayo, you wanna' cruise, or you wanna cruise?" :getin:

I give random people rides just to share with them the joy that is Cadillac. I'll probably end up cut open by a drifter and have my liver sold on ebay.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
What you can't hear is the obscenely loud BeeGees tunes coming from the car.





Anyone know where I can get body filler?

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

Rhyno posted:

That jacket is perfect.

Thanks. It's amazing what you can find at goodwill lol. 40 for the jacket.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

MrSaturn posted:

Here's a thing that makes me smile every day.



It's not boxy enough. It can't be a real cadillac if it isn't boxy and flat. :colbert:

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

Billy Tully posted:

If you meant to say "huge fins" then you are correct.



You are more man than I.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

MrSaturn posted:

Thanks!


...and for the record, my first cadillac was perhaps a bit boxier. Not as much go-fast, though.




The GM cargods accept this tribute. You may drive your unbelievably smooth but entirely too aerodynamic caddy, Futureman.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

86boy posted:

Here's my 1964 impala that is currently getting another engine since the last one failed.





What's up Impala buddy? What's your plan for that baby?

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

86boy posted:

Plan is to get it back up and running currently. Haha! Gotta mess with the timing now after swapping the engine out. I want to redo the hydraulics since I installed them when I was 17 and had no real idea of wtf I was doing. So it looks like rear end but whatevs for now. I'm planning on redoing the hydros, wrapping the frame, get real springs, interior, clean and simple exterior, and do bad rear end poo poo with it! Hahaha

Without further adieu, here's mine:



Some rear end in a top hat backed into me last summer a screwed up my lines





:smith:




11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

86boy posted:

Niiiiice! I LOVE the early 60s Chevy's. Idk what it is....but I'm slightly obsessed. That poor rear quarter panel! You keep in it OEM?

More or less, I want to keep the factory appearance outside, but with a red interior and a modern sound system. Since I live in Florida I'm debating ac, but I probably won't add it. I desperately need my 283 gone through, though.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
Mexicans love slab Impalas.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?



It's always cool to be screwing around your school, have someone leave you a not about how they love your car, and then you find they took a beautiful picture of your car.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

Fart Pipe posted:

Holy poo poo that is stunning, nice find on that gorgeous car.

I don't know what it is about those old boats, but I love the interior on the "upper class" ones. You don't feel like you're getting into a car. You feel like you're stepping into a VIP lounge at the nicest club in town that just so happens to have wheels.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
Partially fixed my brakes. I don't seem to have anyway to loosen the bleeder screws, though, so I'm gonna leave it with a mechanic for an hour while I go to school and let HIM do it.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
So my buddies got together and did a thing with a camera:



11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

Raluek posted:

Did you get to take a peek under the hood of that "600HP" Camaro?

That number has now been proven to be a victim of my inability to attentively listen to people who are speaking to me. I thought I heard it, but in fact I simply had been drifting during a conversation with him. I have no idea what it really has but having been in it now it most assuredly is not that high. Still, it's a shitton of fun.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

front wing flexing posted:

Great cars but if you're going to get together specifically for a photo shoot then the pictures probably shouldn't be awful.



It was an impromptu thing that kinda just happened. We were all just shooting the poo poo and then a friend of my buddy Pete (Camaro guy) took out her camera, pete suggested we ought to open the hoods, and she took some pictures

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

Michael Scott posted:

That was taken with an actual camera and not a cell phone? drat she sucks.

Cell phone camera.

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
Ol' Unreliable reached a new milestone pulling into a Dunkin' Donuts for coffee today...



By 1960's standards she's half dead.

Clarise wasn't impressed

11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
Out with the old, in with the also old




11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?
I hosted this cat from Westphalia, Germany named Sebastian through couchsurfing.com and introduced him to the world of the American Land Yacht.




Here he's enjoying the shag carpet.




Listening to Star by Earth, Wind and Fire




En Route to the Flan Fest in Ybor City, Tampa, Fl



Getting the car detailed after sliding around in a sandy beach parking lot to scare the poor guy.

11BulletCatcher fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Mar 3, 2014

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11BulletCatcher
Feb 27, 2010

This Cold Ass Honkey Ain't No Jive Turkey, Ya Dig?

Sir Tonk posted:

Forgot to post the Mark VII I got last year. It's still got a very confusing issue in the fuel system, I think, but other than that it runs great.











'88 LSC with 160k miles and full burgundy interior. Other than the very horrible AOD, which should probably be rebuilt, it's quite fun to drive. Air suspension functions correctly and the Jaguar ABS system seems to be ok as well.

I can't believe they kept the tire hump all the way into the late 80's...

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