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Paradox86
Apr 30, 2005

It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.






EDIT: BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY (See Page 2+)

In before "BUT CELEBRITIES ARE ORDINARY!"

The theme is simple: Photoshop celebrities onto the bodies of normal folk and into situations that you might find on their myspace or facebook if they were never famous. Here's a few starters I made:



Angelina from accounting at the holiday christmas party.



Scarlett and Britney at the Class of '01 reunion.



Lindsay and her new boyfriend at grandma's easter lunch.

BONUS TIP: Extra added compression adds a sense of "ordinary" to the pics.

Now you go!

Paradox86 fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Jan 6, 2009

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Paradox86
Apr 30, 2005

It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.


Edit: This thread is now about GARY BUSEY.

Paradox86 fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Jan 3, 2009

blaitarch
Nov 19, 2002


My suggestion - Ron Jeremy with a normal sized penis

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




i'm here to make your day

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one trick pony
Oct 30, 2005


Paradox86 posted:


Angelina from accounting at the holiday christmas party.

This looks like the opening scene of a porno ...

Paradox86
Apr 30, 2005

It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.


one trick pony posted:

This looks like the opening scene of a porno ...

drat right. An awesome porno.

Innocent Bones
Nov 13, 2007
There's a big pile of innocent bones still holding up the garden wall

truther
Oct 22, 2008

GARETH MORGAN


Doubt you can make him look ordinary

Hoestvind
May 17, 2008

..Satan


Innocent Bones posted:



This is fantastic.

Mr. Awesome
Feb 25, 2003



Innocent Bones posted:



Rotten Ass Joe
Apr 6, 2005

ZEHAHAHAHA These really are the best cherry pies!!!!


Mr. Awesome posted:



Well thats just great.

Egad!
Feb 20, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Mr. Awesome posted:



I just had a lovely hour and this made me laugh even while I was crying my face off. Thank you <3

Optimus Prime Ribs
Jul 25, 2007



Mr. Awesome posted:



This thread was rather dull until I came across this. Kudos, goon sir.

Paradox86
Apr 30, 2005

It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.


George, Brad, and I actually managed to make Sarah Jessica Parker look attractive.

An Alright Guy
Nov 11, 2007

The playoffs work the same way


This thread is now about Gary Busey or Nick Nolte or whoever the gently caress that is...

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue


Sean Penn had a very lonely birthday this year

ursweety
Feb 27, 2006
snookums

Innocent Bones posted:



sweet jesus this is wonderful

Maide
Aug 21, 2008

There's a Starman waiting in the sky...


An Alright Guy posted:

This thread is now about Gary Busey or Nick Nolte or whoever the gently caress that is...

It's Gary Busey.

Edit: and he apparently approves.


Click here for the full 560x800 image.


Paradox86
Apr 30, 2005

It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.


lagomorph posted:

Sean Penn had a very lonely birthday this year



Hahaha, perfect.

Lenny Nero
Apr 14, 2007

I'm the magic man...The Santa Claus of the subconscious

Paradox86 posted:

George, Brad, and I actually managed to make Sarah Jessica Parker look attractive.



george no!!! I thought you lost all of the Syriana weight

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

LETS. GET. BUSEY.

slowdave
Jun 18, 2008



lagomorph posted:

Sean Penn had a very lonely birthday this year



That's incredible.

Mozzie
Oct 26, 2007


I know someone who worked on a film with Busey; he was a hellish monster. One a particular day near the end of his scenes he wasted several hours watching a football game and refused to get out of his trailer. When he finally got out the director flipped his poo poo, chewed Busey out in front of the whole crew for wasting there time and had him apologise to everyone on set. The director then told Busey to go back to his trailer and that his scene was simply going to be cut and that his contract was completed.

After Busey walked out of the set the producer came down and fired the director on the spot. Due to some unrelated drama with pay the most of the camera crew walked off the next day, so the story ends there.

Lesson of the story: Busey always gets his.

Brick Hardmeat
May 16, 2005



Mozzie posted:

Lesson of the story: Busey always gets his.

Goddammit, 8 million reality TV shows about celebrities I've never heard of and they can't give one to Gary Busey (again)?

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!


lagomorph posted:

Sean Penn had a very lonely birthday this year



I love this. Bravo, sir. I am making this into an invitation to my next birthday.

"Don't make Vargo be like Sean Penn. Come drink with him on his 21st!"

xelfer
Nov 27, 2007

What's new, Buseycat? woa-aah, woa-aah, woa-aah


On Terra Firma
Feb 12, 2008



Can we just make this thread about Gary Busey now?

Coleridge49
May 8, 2007


On Terra Firma posted:

Can we just make this thread about Gary Busey now?

Pretty sure that's what's going to happen now

Anyway, Gary was at a party of mine, I have the pic to prove it too.


See

Cakebaker
Jul 23, 2007
Wanna buy some cake?

Those aren't ordinary people, those are fat people with lovely posture and no fashion sense. Although I guess nowadays that's the same thing.

Then again, one can always count on Busey to save a lovely thread!

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Coleridge49 posted:

Pretty sure that's what's going to happen now

Anyway, Gary was at a party of mine, I have the pic to prove it too.


See

That photo is obviously doctored, as everyone knows Busey would never use a gun that small.

ExplodingSquid
Aug 11, 2008



Gary Busey thread...awesome. I was just reading over the Wom thread today...wonder how far this one will get.

Coleridge49
May 8, 2007


TheJoker138 posted:

That photo is obviously doctored, as everyone knows Busey would never use a gun that small.

Are you calling me a liar?

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

TheJoker138 posted:

That photo is obviously doctored, as everyone knows Busey would never use a gun that small.
Busey doesn't even need a gun.

He'll just rip out your endocrine system with his bare hands.

The Mechanical Hand
May 21, 2007

as this blessed evening falls don't forget the alcohol


I am very happy that this quickly turned into "Photoshop Gary Busey into every situation." loving whack job.

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.

College Slice

xelfer posted:



What's new, buseycat? woa-aah, woa-aah, woa-aah

Paradox86
Apr 30, 2005

It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.


Metanaut posted:

What's new, buseycat? woa-aah, woa-aah, woa-aah



I am loving dying right now.

gunblade
Sep 1, 2008

-Just lucky, I guess


Gary Busey is scary

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

xelfer posted:



That is fantastically horrifying. Where's my gun?

Moot1234
Jul 2, 2008

Ridiculously long lasting flavor.


Millie posted:

LETS. GET. BUSEY.


Jesus Christ that's beautiful!

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Man_alive
May 6, 2007

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > PHOTOSHOP: Make Make Gary Busey even more awesome!

On a related note, I am very interested to see where this thread goes...

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