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Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

EDIT: BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY (See Page 2+)

In before "BUT CELEBRITIES ARE ORDINARY!"

The theme is simple: Photoshop celebrities onto the bodies of normal folk and into situations that you might find on their myspace or facebook if they were never famous. Here's a few starters I made:

Angelina from accounting at the holiday christmas party.

Scarlett and Britney at the Class of '01 reunion.

Lindsay and her new boyfriend at grandma's easter lunch.

BONUS TIP: Extra added compression adds a sense of "ordinary" to the pics.

Now you go!

Paradox86 fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Jan 6, 2009

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Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

Edit: This thread is now about GARY BUSEY.

Paradox86 fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Jan 3, 2009

# ? Jan 2, 2009 04:42

blaitarch: Nov 19, 2002

My suggestion - Ron Jeremy with a normal sized penis

# ? Jan 2, 2009 05:05

Fitzy Fitz: May 14, 2005

i'm here to make your day

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# ? Jan 2, 2009 05:07

one trick pony: Oct 30, 2005

Paradox86 posted:

Angelina from accounting at the holiday christmas party.

This looks like the opening scene of a porno ...

# ? Jan 2, 2009 05:18

Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

one trick pony posted:

This looks like the opening scene of a porno ...

drat right. An awesome porno.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 05:36

Innocent Bones: Nov 13, 2007; There's a big pile of innocent bones still holding up the garden wall

# ? Jan 2, 2009 05:37

truther: Oct 22, 2008; GARETH MORGAN

Doubt you can make him look ordinary

# ? Jan 2, 2009 05:41

Hoestvind: May 17, 2008; ..Satan

Innocent Bones posted:

This is fantastic.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 05:49

Mr. Awesome: Feb 25, 2003

Innocent Bones posted:

# ? Jan 2, 2009 05:51

Rotten Ass Joe: Apr 6, 2005; ZEHAHAHAHA These really are the best cherry pies!!!!

Mr. Awesome posted:

Well thats just great.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 05:52

Egad!: Feb 20, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Mr. Awesome posted:

I just had a lovely hour and this made me laugh even while I was crying my face off. Thank you <3

# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:07

Optimus Prime Ribs: Jul 25, 2007

Mr. Awesome posted:

This thread was rather dull until I came across this. Kudos, goon sir.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:14

Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

George, Brad, and I actually managed to make Sarah Jessica Parker look attractive.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:31

An Alright Guy: Nov 11, 2007; The playoffs work the same way

This thread is now about Gary Busey or Nick Nolte or whoever the gently caress that is...

# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:41

Unity Gain: Sep 15, 2007; dancing blue

Sean Penn had a very lonely birthday this year

# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:45

ursweety: Feb 27, 2006; snookums

Innocent Bones posted:

sweet jesus this is wonderful

# ? Jan 2, 2009 07:06

Maide: Aug 21, 2008; There's a Starman waiting in the sky...

An Alright Guy posted:

This thread is now about Gary Busey or Nick Nolte or whoever the gently caress that is...

It's Gary Busey.

Edit: and he apparently approves.

Click here for the full 560x800 image.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 07:10

Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

lagomorph posted:

Sean Penn had a very lonely birthday this year

Hahaha, perfect.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 07:20

Lenny Nero: Apr 14, 2007; I'm the magic man...The Santa Claus of the subconscious

Paradox86 posted:

George, Brad, and I actually managed to make Sarah Jessica Parker look attractive.

george no!!! I thought you lost all of the Syriana weight

# ? Jan 2, 2009 07:25

resting mitch face: Apr 9, 2005; 5) I hear you.

LETS. GET. BUSEY.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 08:12

slowdave: Jun 18, 2008

lagomorph posted:

Sean Penn had a very lonely birthday this year

That's incredible.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 08:23

Mozzie: Oct 26, 2007

I know someone who worked on a film with Busey; he was a hellish monster. One a particular day near the end of his scenes he wasted several hours watching a football game and refused to get out of his trailer. When he finally got out the director flipped his poo poo, chewed Busey out in front of the whole crew for wasting there time and had him apologise to everyone on set. The director then told Busey to go back to his trailer and that his scene was simply going to be cut and that his contract was completed.

After Busey walked out of the set the producer came down and fired the director on the spot. Due to some unrelated drama with pay the most of the camera crew walked off the next day, so the story ends there.

Lesson of the story: Busey always gets his.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 08:31

Brick Hardmeat: May 16, 2005

Mozzie posted:

Lesson of the story: Busey always gets his.

Goddammit, 8 million reality TV shows about celebrities I've never heard of and they can't give one to Gary Busey (again)?

# ? Jan 2, 2009 08:35

Vargo: Dec 27, 2008; 'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

lagomorph posted:

Sean Penn had a very lonely birthday this year

I love this. Bravo, sir. I am making this into an invitation to my next birthday.

"Don't make Vargo be like Sean Penn. Come drink with him on his 21st!"

# ? Jan 2, 2009 09:04

xelfer: Nov 27, 2007; What's new, Buseycat? woa-aah, woa-aah, woa-aah

# ? Jan 2, 2009 11:12

On Terra Firma: Feb 12, 2008

Can we just make this thread about Gary Busey now?

# ? Jan 2, 2009 11:18

Coleridge49: May 8, 2007

On Terra Firma posted:

Can we just make this thread about Gary Busey now?

Pretty sure that's what's going to happen now

Anyway, Gary was at a party of mine, I have the pic to prove it too.

See

# ? Jan 2, 2009 12:11

Cakebaker: Jul 23, 2007; Wanna buy some cake?

Those aren't ordinary people, those are fat people with lovely posture and no fashion sense. Although I guess nowadays that's the same thing.

Then again, one can always count on Busey to save a lovely thread!

# ? Jan 2, 2009 12:13

Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

Coleridge49 posted:

Pretty sure that's what's going to happen now

Anyway, Gary was at a party of mine, I have the pic to prove it too.

See

That photo is obviously doctored, as everyone knows Busey would never use a gun that small.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 12:18

ExplodingSquid: Aug 11, 2008

Gary Busey thread...awesome. I was just reading over the Wom thread today...wonder how far this one will get.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 12:22

Coleridge49: May 8, 2007

TheJoker138 posted:

That photo is obviously doctored, as everyone knows Busey would never use a gun that small.

Are you calling me a liar?

# ? Jan 2, 2009 12:24

resting mitch face: Apr 9, 2005; 5) I hear you.

TheJoker138 posted:

That photo is obviously doctored, as everyone knows Busey would never use a gun that small.

Busey doesn't even need a gun.

He'll just rip out your endocrine system with his bare hands.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 13:01

The Mechanical Hand: May 21, 2007; as this blessed evening falls don't forget the alcohol

I am very happy that this quickly turned into "Photoshop Gary Busey into every situation." loving whack job.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 13:05

Metanaut: Oct 9, 2006; Honey it's tight like that.; College Slice

xelfer posted:

What's new, buseycat? woa-aah, woa-aah, woa-aah

# ? Jan 2, 2009 13:05

Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

Metanaut posted:

What's new, buseycat? woa-aah, woa-aah, woa-aah

I am loving dying right now.

# ? Jan 2, 2009 13:12

gunblade: Sep 1, 2008; -Just lucky, I guess

Gary Busey is scary

# ? Jan 2, 2009 13:20

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

xelfer posted:

That is fantastically horrifying. Where's my gun?

# ? Jan 2, 2009 13:25

Moot1234: Jul 2, 2008; Ridiculously long lasting flavor.

Millie posted:

LETS. GET. BUSEY.

Jesus Christ that's beautiful!

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Man_alive: May 6, 2007; <Insert Witty Phrase Here>

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > PHOTOSHOP: Make Make Gary Busey even more awesome!

On a related note, I am very interested to see where this thread goes...

# ? Jan 2, 2009 13:26

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