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I have a Ouija board. Well, more accurately, a Hellboy Talking Board that I got as part of my Xmas stash: https://wi.somethingawful.com/a5/a5029f23b9c3e4b54a967d4c3e9c9614986c05a7.jpg Have a question? Tell me and I'll ask it for you. My only rule is: Silly/mundane questions only. I don't want to be responsible for any perceived spookiness or bad decisions. So nothing like, "Does my brother have cancer?" or "When will I die?" or "Should I break up with my girlfriend?" or "Should I go on that chainsaw killing spree I've been considering?" I'll start: What do I smell like? A: THINGS
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:42 |
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Am I eternally cursed for using my old Ouija board as a doormat?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:44 |
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What will I name my first child?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:44 |
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Should I drive tonight?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:45 |
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Is this Captain Howdy?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:45 |
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Who will be the first celebrity to die in 2009?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:45 |
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Do you have stairs in your house?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:45 |
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Bologna Kids posted:Am I eternally cursed for using my old Ouija board as a doormat? A: NO
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:45 |
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Should I hold up a Starbucks?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:45 |
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How is babby formed?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:45 |
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Will Paul the cripple get back with Molly, the woman that cheated on him with his best friend for an entire year and then dumped him on his birthday, then kicked him out of his own room so she could gently caress her new boyfriend?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:46 |
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Sarinnanashi posted:What will I name my first child? A: OHNSEAEA
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:47 |
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Do you think I should invest in a plat account?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:47 |
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Are you an idiot for mucking around with poo poo like that? Also What's my name? (I will be curious to see if it gets it right, that would be amusing/somewhat disturbing) yeah I know my questions aren't very exciting.
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:48 |
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Who killed Caylee?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:48 |
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Will SomethingAwful be around in 50 years?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:48 |
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Cephalopod! posted:Who will be the first celebrity to die in 2009? A: JOJSAG
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:49 |
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What will my next post be?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:49 |
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Rusty Shackelford posted:Do you have stairs in your house? A: WOI YES
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:50 |
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Is bacon flavored salt a good idea?
macpod fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Jan 2, 2009 |
# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:51 |
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Let's finally lay this to rest: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:51 |
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If I were to ask you a question, would your answer be the same as it is to this one?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:51 |
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Some Random posted:Are you an idiot for mucking around with poo poo like that? A: NO A: GOTHAL
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:52 |
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Oh Hellboy Talking Board can you tell me if I will ever find true happiness?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:53 |
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If the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and Lord Vigo the Carpatian got in a fight, who'd win?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:53 |
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rss feeder posted:Let's finally lay this to rest: A: 917
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:53 |
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JesusSinfulHands posted:Will SomethingAwful be around in 50 years? A: GONE
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:54 |
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Part of Everything posted:A: NO Gothal? What the hell is gothal? Board fails.
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:54 |
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Space T Rex posted:If I were to ask you a question, would your answer be the same as it is to this one? A: HOWJ
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:55 |
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Daddy Fantastic posted:Oh Hellboy Talking Board can you tell me if I will ever find true happiness? A: WITH FIRE Whoa...
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:56 |
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Part of Everything posted:A: GONE Fuuuuck. How about 25 years?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:56 |
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Spaceboy posted:If the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and Lord Vigo the Carpatian got in a fight, who'd win? A: SLAM FAST
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:56 |
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Some Random posted:Gothal? What the hell is gothal? Board fails. Shut up Gothal. To the OP How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:57 |
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JesusSinfulHands posted:Fuuuuck. How about 25 years? A: WHY
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:57 |
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Why does he (of course its male) answer in all caps? should I be taking notes?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:58 |
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Does the power of Christ compel you? and you gotta give it some "umph"
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:59 |
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Zoowick posted:Who killed Caylee? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:59 |
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Where is my dream home?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 06:59 |
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Mithra6 posted:Shut up Gothal. A: MUCH TASTEGOOD I don't think it's the answer you were looking for, but it made me laugh.
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 07:00 |
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Where does the tomb of Alexander the Great lie?
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# ? Jan 2, 2009 07:00 |