- Altarran
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This is my first thread ever after lurking for a long time so forgive any mistakes. Many of you frighten me almost as much as you hypnotize me with your magical ways.
To the point. A few weeks back I broke up with a girl that had been slowly choking my soul to death and took solace in the forums here. I read a bunch of posts in one of the OKCupid threads and thought to myself, "Hey, self, you should do that. It will at least provide entertainment at work and who knows you may catch a lucky break."
I busted out a quick profile and suffered through far to many stupid questions in the process and was away. Footloose and fancy free, a bachelor on the internet. I felt like I was coked up at studio 54. Fantastic!
Fast forward to Christmas eve as I come home from a strip club a few friends and I attended to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior. He is Alpha and Omega and Tawny had a nice rack. Drunk and by myself, I sat down at my PC full of strange stirrings below that were quickly drowned out by the heart shattering weight of loneliness and sorrow at what life had become. Strip clubs, drunk, internet...I could have made it worse by logging into an old Maple Story account and searching for a group by I did one better. I logged into OKCupid.
This is drunk dialing for the new millennium. I ran a search for any other looser online on Christmas eve and then started say hi and wishing merry. Three people responded. Two of them are very cool and fun to talk to so obviously that's not my story.
This girl is the story:
That evening we chatted a bit and she seemed nice enough. Calm and pleasant she said she wasn't out because she broke up with her man a week prior so her plans had fallen apart. I expressed my concern and condolences. She said he and her had planned a trip for the states in the new year and she was a bit upset that she wouldn't be able to go now. Maybe that should have been the first flag but 5 shots of Jamesons had me slightly bleary. She told me she preferred to chat on yahoo so i said ok and speed created a yahoo account with no useful info on it.
Drunk on the internet is no excuse to let you vigilance wane fellow goons!
Good thing too. Next time we talked she started calling me baby and honey. Some people are just like that though so I sorta let it slide and asked if she had a pic that wasn't taken from a 9 year old camera phone. She said sure and set an image on her yahoo account.
I scratched my head. Men with flags waved at me. Sorry, woman(if that is indeed your name)I don't buy it. The pic seemed too professional. I decided to play along and see what the end would be. Told her she was gorgeous. No lie the model certainly is an attractive lady. She claimed to be from Sherwood, UK. Maybe irony in that.
We started to exchange e-mails on yahoo. Shoe number one on all my doubt dropped:
quote:Hii, well really short of words,cos i dont think i need to make you believe im REAL it sounds crazy that you dont believe me or are you just playing mind games,bcos if you are its not working for me.... I liked you from the day we met and ever since i went to see my mum been thinking and missing you wish i was with the laptop we could have said more but wasnt cos i was not prepeared to stay with her but she fell ill and i couldnt leave her...Listen if you gonna trust me trust me and if you are not donyt bother......Im willing to come and take my time to know you and share my feelings with you bcos you really sound serious and a man that is ready to have long relationship which im also looking for. I know your Job wont permit you travelling expecially when the new season has just began,and baby if its about the funds i will return it back to you immediately i have it..... Common baby we both know you can do this just to see the woman you wanna be with... let me know your mind towards this....."
This email was written in hot pink with the comic sans font. Strangely, I found that much more offensive than the content. I was firmly of the mind that she was fake. Then she asked me to help her with cash to buy a plane ticket to come see me because she was thinking of me always. I played along and said I wanted to see some more pics so I could be confident to help her. I received a few images like this:
Thus begins my plea for assistance. Upon firmly realizing from my crown to my cock she/he/it was fake I pledged to create problems. The chats took a new tone. The names have been changed to help promote the truth. I find it interesting to note that the time stamp was goading me on:
quote:[13:37] fakegirl001: so baby are you going to send me the funds today on your way to work???
[13:37] fakegirl001: or you have not decided yet??
[13:37] internethero7: well i did look at my bank statement but then something awful happened and my car died
[13:38] internethero7: if i dont have a car its real hard to get to work here
[13:38] fakegirl001: what do you mean sumtyn awful
The proto rickroll:
quote:[13:57] internethero7: Its just like right now we are almost strangers
[13:58] internethero7: i mean i know you pretty well i think and your soo wonderful
[13:58] fakegirl001: so baby send it to me today
[13:58] fakegirl001: lol
[13:58] fakegirl001: baby we are not
[13:58] fakegirl001: Strangers
[13:58] internethero7: if you were here you would get a full commitment from me
[13:58] internethero7: what you havent been getting from other guys
[13:58] fakegirl001: ohhh,now im a stranger to you
[13:58] internethero7: no
[13:58] internethero7: i just want to tell you how i am feeling baby
[13:58] internethero7: i just want to make you understand
The pointless inane shout out:
quote:[14:00] internethero7: i will be right back
[14:01] internethero7: the boss wants to go over emergency exit procedures
[14:01] fakegirl0011: ok baby
[14:01] internethero7: its silly crap i wish i didnt have to do
[14:01] fakegirl0011: just go baby
[14:01] internethero7: all he is going to say is "always use the stairs" if there is a fire
I tried directing the conversation to odd things like self cutting or wild stories about my ex hitting me in bed but she would avoid it and somehow move back to me sending her just 1000 dollars and she would make it so I never had to worry again.
A friend and fellow goon (Pointdev)suggested that I should move the conversation towards...oral sex. The kids call it a blow job these days right? Took some wrangling and haggling but I made that happen. Graphically. I then moved it through a more general tour of holes and degradation. It cost me dearly in terms of sanity since all I could think of was either a Russian or a Nigerian guy in a hovel with a 10 year old dell smoking a hand rolled cigarette snickering at the fool he is making of the American. It also cost me 1000 more imaginary dollars. I was forced to up the amount to 2000 bucks for a ticket for her if she can wait till Monday to receive it. Her describing depraved sexual acts was to ensure we were compatible physically.
I have no intention of sending the money. That's why I am here. Advice. Should I call this person out. I lean to no. I'd like to string it out for humor and perversity. So tell me whats the best way to keep this going past tomorrow when she expects the funds wired to her? I thought I might claim the Western Union people had received complaints about the location she wants the money wired so I cant wire it there. Might buy a day or two.
My friend ran down the persons email address and she is not indeed from England but instead in in Mauritius in the city of Ebene.
Also to wrap it all up any funny that may come from this will probably not happen if her OKCupid profile gets a goonrush. I didn't include it so we don't scare her. I am imagining that once I get through with the girl some other lucky person can pick up the thread and beat the last horrid drops of fun from its bones.
Thanks in advance for the assist. There are a few more e-mails from her and certainly plenty of chatlog but most of it is redundant so I left it out.
Altarran fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Jan 5, 2009
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- Altarran
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**update***
While i was writing this came into the yahoo acount:
quote:Damon, We've become very close in the past few days, closer than either of us even imagined. I'm scared too,Damon. I'm most afraid of you not giving us a chance. If you let the fears you are having stop us from even giving this a chance, then we'll never know what it could have been. i will not want us to regret it Damonim.There's something between us. I have no idea what it is, but I do know that it's good. Whatever it is that makes it so easy for us to be together, Baby, is definitely something good.Honey......
Here are a few things I will do with you when we are toether in this lifetime:
Damon i want to Be your best friend.
Get caught with you in the rain.
Dance with you in the rain.
Stargaze on a clear night.
Watch the sunset together.
Spend all day with you doing nothing.
Moonlit walks on the beach.
Be more proud of you than I already am at this very moment.
Go on a carriage ride through the park.
Do a crossword together.
Go to brunch.
Have a disagreement (it could/will only make us stronger).
Go for a twilight horseback ride.
Watch a bad movie together.
Spend the rest of my life with you.
Have our picture taken together.
Eat ice cream with you.
Make love to you passionately.
Go to a museum together.
Talk to each other using only body language.....Baby,I want to Gently run my hand across your cheek and look into your eyes.
Blindfold you and take you somewhere romantic.
Spend my life making you happy.
Spend my life making our family happy.
Feel your heartbeat.
See our unborn child/children in your eyes.
Go roller/ice skating together.
Give you a backrub just because.
ALWAYS being honest with each other.
Go hiking/camping together.
Have our first fight, make up and feel a stronger bond because we very successfully weathered the storm - together.
Marry you.
Laugh at someone together.
Share a plate of spaghetti.
Damon i just want to Treat you like my Lancelot.
Go on a road trip across America and any other place we can think off........ And baby put it at the back of your mind that you are a special part of me and cant wait to be in your arms.... Damon make sure you send the funds to me first thing in the morning before you get to work so you can give me the details when you come online...I Care about you my Angel...
Just so you know Damon is the name of a Wicked cool character I played in a tabletop RPG!!! Yes, I am a geek. More so because the full name is Damon Matthews (Matt Damon). I needed a name quick, so sue me)
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Jan 5, 2009 01:13
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- Altarran
- Apr 11, 2006
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I asked around and was told that GBS with a help tag would be the place to go with it. As soon as the first image after the profile got to me I was pretty confident she was fake. So The help I need is how to string her along for a bit longer.
I have seen a few fakes on OKC recently.
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Jan 5, 2009 01:18
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Thanks woodchuck.
I have tried to get her to take pics that cant be faked like kidnapping victims do or terrorists. She claims her camera is busted. Not sure they even have cameras of the Coast of Africa?
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Jan 5, 2009 01:23
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- Altarran
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gi- When she gets here you get the first crack at her...Guantanamo style. Awesome find. If I had realized she was a model it would have all made sense to me. The blocks fall into place.
I am selling my house boat to get the money now.
I will also look into getting her number and recording a call somehow.
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Jan 5, 2009 01:52
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- Altarran
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I am an easy target. Talk to me sexy and I am totally yours. I will even cook you spaghetti in the rain while we dance. Wouldn't be the first time.
Getting the call might be tough cause they are off the coast of Africa and this really isn't worth an international call to me but I will see if she will call me.
I am currently leaning towards telling her I saw the price of tickets and it was 3k so I used my frequent flyer miles to get some tickets. I think I will let her know this at the end of a long uncomfortably weird e-mail.
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Jan 5, 2009 02:09
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- Altarran
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Definitely Business as usual.
She usually talks in the morning and sometimes a bit at night. I have shot an e-mail to her just now so its possible I will get a reply tonight. At the latest in the morning.
quote:Your tender words touch me deep, deep inside. When I read your words I feel stirrings like I haven't felt since I was very young at camp with the other kids in the wilderness. I feel alive and wild. Ready to take on anything. Ready to take you anywhere you want to go. To me you are already a better friend than anyone I have ever known, even my dog Cletus who I loved very much but died from sarcoidosis while I was young.
The rain we get caught in will be the tears of joy that god washes down on us to cleanse us in his eyes and we will be so happy we will make love there on the beach among the seaweed and rocks.
We will watch many sunsets and see many Twilights together. Have you seen Twilight the movie? It was so awesome. The vampires were so intense!!!You will be my Bella and I will be your Sparkling Edward and I will drink of your love often and in many positions. We will do all of the things you mention except for skating.
We will never skate Mandy. I lost all of my confidence skating when I was in college and the trouble started. I dont even think a kindly skating coach with a dream could get me to lace up again...
But no worry's darling. I saw the price of tickets online and it is more expensive!! Are you sure you dont want me to just buy the ticket and have it waiting at the airport?? I think I will do that! It will be done. You have my word as a Knight of Camelot and Defender of the Temple, second degree with accolades.
It might be later in the day though. Is that ok?
Your Hot and Ready Love Biscuit,
Damon
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Jan 5, 2009 02:24
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- Altarran
- Apr 11, 2006
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Golden appel, Methinks you are a professional at sewing discord. I like it. I may make another false Yahoo account and start some poo poo but I need to see how the current e-mail pans out. Also I would have the ex accuse me of stealing the case and forcing her to maybe sell the baby into white slavery to be raised as a pop star.
I also looked about and determined that "mandy" is an literary artist and writes professional love letters for lovingyou.com. http://library.lovingyou.com/letters/letter.shtml?ID=648
I just don't understand why someone with all that talent would be trying to scam me.
I will either update late tonight if she writes back or tomorrow morning. My biggest question of the moment is if i should get a 3 day pass to the porn site that image came from.
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Jan 5, 2009 03:49
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- Altarran
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So just got done meditating on it. The ancient Spirits(of evil) think that the prostate idea coupled with a STD are the way to go. I think Syphilis has a good romantic flavor to it. Graphic, potentially sticky and with fun brain rotting side effects.
Not to offend anyone reading that may have syphilis.
I will of course blame it on the festering whore of an ex girlfriend that is now calling me and asking why I withdrew 2000+ from the joint account that we never closed. I can stall a bit saying I have the tickets waiting for her at the airport and when N'Kumbe' (I now think of the scammer as an elderly black gentlemen reeking of rum in a one room flat littered with cigar butts and the cellophane from individually wrapped sliced of cheese) gets edgy I can cave in and say I will get the money refunded and send it pronto but I insist on paying the full amount.
I am making a flow chart for this. A mindmap if you will. I will try my best to drop at least a bit of every good idea into the mix. I think if I can set that up I can insert the ex girlfriend IM'ing nasty poo poo at her.
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Jan 5, 2009 08:13
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- Altarran
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Initially, the clown thing was random. After seeing a few pics and that photoshop I think I may have a deep seated need to be Touched by clown women.
Last night at about 4am I was too tired to keep screwing with 'Mandy' so I had my ex pound at the door and I bowed out of the conversation talking of police and restraining orders. It was funny because as I was messaging frantic IM's of fear and dread, talking of police and how afraid I was of this ex all Mandy could say was "baby, i really need you to send the money and cancel the ticket"
This morning I got two e-mails.
this one in hot pink at 9:30 am
quote:Hi baby,hows your day going?why have you not replied my mail baby?? let me know what is going on with you John,and please baby you need to send me some funds because you promised me love and right now i need you send it to me so i can cash it by tomorrow morning here...Hunnie just go to your bank and wire the funds to me my love...I really want to come to you baby...... baby my feelings for you keeps growing stronger and stronger....... baby i am counting on you for the funds,baby you said you will never dissapoint me and you will always make me smile...baby this is something i need tomorrow so i can buy what i need to buy and start getting ready to come over to see you........ I care about you so much love and i will not want you to let anybody come in between us baby........
And this one in blue earlier at 5:20 am
quote:Hi, Listen Damon, i know you were Bullshitting me about the Ticket thingy because i know you did not buy it bcos you dont have any of my details accept my full name and without my information you cant buy the Ticket so just drop it,You only have my name which i gave you........ Honestly i feel like you are Bullshitting me on this whole Ticket and your so called X, baby and if you think im just a girl that wants money or a Bitch that wants your money well honey i am not and i am using this oppurtunity to tell you i have no intention or whatso ever to hurt you or make you regret all this you are doing for me,Guess you dont trust me enough to get me there with you and Damon if you cant why cant you just say it out......But right now i just need you to tell me if you dont want me over there? if you dont its Fine i will leave it. But you dont have too start fooling around with my Brains and messing with my feelings...and if its just becaus of the pleasure you had online you think im just a lady you can just play on...well baby wipe it off your mind i am not a Dumb,and please baby dont ever lie to me about your X breaking your window or you calling the Cops because it Sucks and so cleared nobody was at your door at that time....... So baby make up your mind if you have one!!!!!. you have the details to wire the funds too this morning...it does not matter how much you can afford to give me if you have the intentions of sending it to me....Have a good Day... Be good
First let me say that I love a good ellipse and have used 'extended' ellipses before. Never again. My ellipses shall be three dots long forever more.
I am thinking now that this may be team of people and they are handing things back and forth. That or the difference between blue text and pink text is so strong it is subliminally affecting me.
So I wrote back and included psycho clown pic number 2.
quote:Look I know you may be upset. But I have it all handled. I asked a friend of mine Mr. Schmidt what i should do, and Eric told me to call my bank and tell them the story and they will get it straightened out. He says any time he has a problem that makes him mad he just says to himself "do no evil" and has a donut. So that's what I did for you baby, I called the bank when I got home baby. And they said that if I had a refund coming that it would cover any expenses made up to that point baby. The money will be ready and I will be sending it tommorow morning but I need to hear from you so I know I am still the man that makes you say shamWOW!!!!! and that you love me.
So awesome times are ahead as I will be able to wire you the 2000 in the morning. You need to give me the info again though. I think Ariel the ex-girlfriend ripped it up last night. She may have gone through my PC while I was at the hospital so if someone strange IM's you or emails let me know!!! She has friends in the international rodeo association and they might get mad.
She broke the window on my front door and tore the place up. She was a fine piece of tail that Ariel but shes a bad seed. I included a pic of her so you can see how crazy nutz she is. All 6 of her sisters are just as crazy. She hurt me bad in the past and hurt me again last night. She jabbed me in the crotch with a pencil. It wasn't too bad as far as punctures go but it was one of my art pencils that I use to sketch. Did I tell you I sketch? I draw pictures of the cast of Friends but they all have tails and cute fox ears! You would love it. Especially Ross.
Anyway the Pencils are real lead for a cleaner line. I ended up staying most of the night at the hospital getting blood work to make sure I dont have lead poisoning. I have this huge bandaid on my private part! They took blood and everything. Dr. Cuddy was so helpful and made sure that the other mean doctor who was really rude to me treated me ok. I am back at my house now,and I will have the blood test back in a few hours.
Please email of message me soon Mandy I am thinking of you. I have it all in place to get you here. I just need you to tell me you still want to cum after the problem last night.
Sorry for the lengthy e-mail pasting. I now have it set up so that I can get blood tests returned for an STD and also have tigermojo getting ready to hop in with angry ex fury from the skies.
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Jan 5, 2009 22:32
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Yup, she had done it once or twice in chat but I never called her out on it.
As far as closure goes, I don't think this will string more than a day or two more. Best bet we have is Tiger creating drama and me describing the infection from the lead pencil to my left nut. I am thinking "oozing like an overripe pomegranate" is a good descriptive.
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Jan 5, 2009 22:50
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Fascinating update for the interested. At 4 o'clock central time this sweet rose of a woman sent me another finely crafted e-mail.
For those that missed it as an update "Mandy" claims to be in Nottingham England but I had a friend that works at my local service provider look at the e-mails and figure that the person is actually e-mailing from Mauritius in the city of Ebene.
Not sure but there may be pirates there...
I am now cutting stupid crap from her e-mails and replacing it with asterisks for space and sanity's sake. See if you can spot my random ellipses as opposed to hers.
quote:Hi Damon, How are you baby? Well i really dont know what to say but i will tell you to stay away from her so she does'nt hurt you,i dont wnt anything to go wrong with you before im over there,now you have got me really worried so much i have been online to talk to you and find about what went wrong in the mornig but you were no were to be found....... Anyways make sure you go see your Doctor and get some treatment baby...I love you and i will always will bcos i promised you and i will keep my promise......Baby i want you in my life,i never want to see you get hurt in anyway baby....... and thats why i dont want you to doubt me or loose your trust in me,i am still your baby and nobody is going to share me with you...I just want you to be honnist with me in everything we are closer and i think you can tell me about your problems and we can solve it together instead of keeping all quiete with me...... Baby here is the info to wire the funds too if you really want to send it to me to get over there to you...Damon i really want to come and meet you so we can be together forever like you said......... Here's the details baby
SURNAME.......................OSHINUBI
NAMES...............................ADETOLA ABIODUN
ADRESS.................................NO52,EAST DULLWISH, LONDON
COUNTRY...............................UNITED KINGDOM
Baby you better send it in the morning and dont give me any excuse about it if you really want me there so i can do everything here on time and i can give you my flight details......I want to be with you before your So called X comes again,i think i need to Shut her up baby.... please go and see the Doctor and get some treatment,OK.. I love you so much baby if you still do and not just playing with my feelings.... Im gonna be with you and everything you have been dreaming of about us will come to reality,I Promise you that Damon..... i will talk to you in the morning baby.... I Love You baby... John make sure you send the funds in the morning, i dont want to remind you about it baby before you send it and dont come up with any excuse tomorrow about it Hunnie...Good Night..Sweet Dreams
We will note that they seem to be using a text macro of some sort to streamline their work flow as both my alias and the name John are used in the same e-mail. I think we can all agree that a good work ethic is important in that line of work so efficiency is a great character trait. Kudos!
Anyone reading in Dullwish, London may feel free to find that house/flat and nail an image of a Rodeo Clown on the door with a note reading "you better cowgirl up or get a boot in your rear end". Also images of the building or residents would be great. It would be interesting to send her a pic of me and a friend with one of their faces photoshopped over my friends face.
Tigermojo is having some issues with her pc so we may need to pass on the super secret Black Lodge Yahoo account info to Ms fabulosity! So Ms fabulosity if you wanna IM me go for it.
I am going to reply to the e-mail and will update later. I have to make 30 pounds of paper mache' and that doesn't get done on its own.
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God. I finished the post and went back to the yahoo acount to reply and there was another e-mail form her. Best line bolded for your reading ease and enjoyment.
quote:Hi Damon,well i could not sleep was really worried about you so i decided to get up and write you a mail baby, i have been so worried about you and really miss you but i want you to get some rest since you dint get to sleep ever since morning anyway hope you'v gone to see the Doc for treatment, please baby i would not want your EX come back and meet you so stay away from her till i get to you........ I never thought that I could find someone who can put up with my feelings. I truly believe that God Himself brought you down from the glorious heavens above to be forever my angel. There is nothing in this world that I wouldn't do for you. And, I will love you and only you as long as God will let me...Damon,i really dont want you to take me for Granted or Disrespect me the Love and feelings iv got for you is so strong....Baby I wrote this letter for you to keep, and when you need a reminder of how I feel. .......................... Baby if im not here in the morning to talk to you please make sure you go to your Bank and ask for were to send Western Union Money Transfer and they will guide you through it..... Hunnie send it as early as possible and i'll be here to have the info when you come online..... I Care about you Damon
I am strongly leaning to drama bomb finding the porn site.
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Ok, I replied. here is my reply that will hopefully ensure she logs in and talks to me when she wakes.
quote:You have been the guiding light in the last few days of my life. Things had grown so bleak for me until I met you online and now it feels like as though we have always been together like siamese twins!!! I was so worried last night when I was at the general hospital that you would be mad at me. To me now when I think of you I feel so bold and beautiful, i cant believe that someone as restless and young as you would fall head over heals for me!!!!! I was nervous at first about doing this but you have made me so confident with your kind words that I have 100% said to myself "screw it!!! I have but one life to lead for the sweet love we share!" So you know from know on when i think of all my children to be born I will be thinking of you suckling them with your mothers milk.
I reread all of your letters while I was sitting here changing the gauze on my crotch from that dirty ex of mine( may she forever be plagued with the fleas of a 100 irradiated Kil'jaeden! My guild "The Infiltrators of the Southern Jungle fought him last week)......... Anyway baby I was reading your letter and it was sooo sweet that i wrote something like it back for you! TO show you how much I love you dearly down to a molar level. I hope you love it baby!
Sweet Mandy with you I will sit by the beach and drink Pina Coladas,
We will laugh when we get caught in the rain together baby
Even if you have not done yoga you will be the other half of my brain,
as we make love at midnight on the sandy dunes...
You are all I have ever looked for I will be your Escape!!!
Its would have been longer but i ran out of alcohol to clean the wound and had to go to the store. When I returned the muse of poetry had left me.
I got the money back in the bank a few moments ago!!!!!! You need to be online when you wake up so I can talk to you though. I want to chat with you and hear you tell me you love me one more time before i hit the bank. Also my Platinum Plus rebate dollars from Starbucks hit my bank account so we can go to Dennys for dinner on the way back from the airport!!!
Love you forever my Sweet Morning Star!
When I talk to her next I will call her out on the porn site and claim that it just makes her more appealing to me.(and really why wouldn't it? Curry and Porn! A delight)
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For the John thing I am thinking "i thought it was a pet name cause my ex always called me that right before she borrowed money".
Some people are saying to stretch it and others are saying they want a conclusion. I don't think i can milk it too much longer but I can definitely drop the porn site and maybe something horribly disgusting in there and then try to recover from it.
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I LOVE YOU ARIEL!
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Well, I know I will catch poo poo for it but that same night I also started talking to a girl in Bali. Wonderful person who has a life and talks about it. Never asks for money and says she likes to talk to people all over the world to "broaden her horizons". So that's awesome, but not dramatic.
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Jan 6, 2009 06:42
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I LOVE YOU ARIEL!
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Next time this happens they better be in the same time zone. That's all I can say. I am sitting at my desk with 3 empty double shot espresso cans, my balls are soaking in a tepid bath of redbull, and two empty tins of Snus - The Swedish Way to Enjoy Tobacco(if you haven't tried it check out the awesome thread about it brought to you by The Puppet Master).
Bleary eyed I will write for your pleasure, but I provide a few warnings!!! Firstly, post is as always chat log heavy and secondly never ever cover you sisters bed with a 2 inch layer of soppping wet paper mache' the same color as her sheets. It is never worth it.
I waited long for dear Mandy to log in and she did at nearly 2 am. I had spent time with TigerMojo training and practicing. We worked some Mavis Beacon typing drills and did some heavy bag work. Also sparred a bit. TigerMojo has a mean left hook.
Here is the goods from my end. The only edits are removing the really pointless conversation.
quote:[01:47] Datsmymanho!: Hi Baby!!!!
[01:48] Varmintgrrl: How are you my love??
[01:48] Datsmymanho!: well good and bad
[01:48] Varmintgrrl: how is your Croach now baby??
[01:48] Varmintgrrl: im worried so much about you
[01:48] Datsmymanho!: well its bandaged
[01:49] Datsmymanho!: kinda a ragged gash across the left...well you know
[01:49] Varmintgrrl: dont worry baby
[01:49] Varmintgrrl: its gonna be fine
[01:49] Datsmymanho!: not deep but it may scar a bit the doc says
[01:49] Datsmymanho!: it will be. BUt you will have to be careful when you get here 
[01:49] Varmintgrrl: i was so scared last night Damon
[01:50] Varmintgrrl: i will baby
[01:50] Datsmymanho!: scared?
[01:50] Datsmymanho!: doctor had to put a few stitches in so its tender
[01:50] Varmintgrrl: yes about you
[01:50] Varmintgrrl: okay
[01:50] Varmintgrrl: i just want to be sure you are fine
[01:51] Datsmymanho!: not to be crude but my crotch will heal faster than a broken heart
[01:51] Varmintgrrl: baby did you get my mail last night
[01:51] Datsmymanho!: and I was worried you were upset
[01:51] Datsmymanho!: i did! Did you get mine?
[01:51] Varmintgrrl: let me check baby
[01:55] Varmintgrrl: ohhhhhh,baby that was so sweet
[01:55] Varmintgrrl: thank you my Angel
[01:55] Datsmymanho!: no wories angler
[01:56] Varmintgrrl: i need to go to the Mall later
[01:57] Varmintgrrl: baby like i told you stay away from your EX till i get there
[01:57] Varmintgrrl: i dont want her to hurt you
[01:59] Varmintgrrl: you mean a lot me
[01:59] Varmintgrrl: i could'nt sleep yesterday night baby
[01:59] Varmintgrrl: just becaus of you Damon
[02:00] Datsmymanho!: ohhh babe
[02:00] Varmintgrrl: but i believe everything will be fine when i get home to you
[02:00] Datsmymanho!: it will be your home. do you like dggs
[02:00] Varmintgrrl: i want to take good care of you so your Ex wont come around again
[02:01] Varmintgrrl: yes
[02:01] Datsmymanho!: thats great I like dggs too
[02:01] Datsmymanho!: i want that too
[02:01] Varmintgrrl: baby i need you to tell me what you would do for me when i get to you
[02:01] Datsmymanho!: she has been calling
[02:01] Datsmymanho!: and leaving nasty messages
[02:02] Varmintgrrl: baby please dont pick her calls or reply her messages
[02:02] Varmintgrrl: just let her be
[02:02] Varmintgrrl: ??
[02:02] Datsmymanho!: well i think she was on my pc too
[02:03] Varmintgrrl: baby dont worry ill be there before you know it
[02:03] Varmintgrrl: and all this nightmare will come to an end
[02:03] Varmintgrrl: i promise you that my love
[02:04] Datsmymanho!: i know!! i bought new sheets and have stocked the fridge with wine and juiceboxs
[02:04] Datsmymanho!: i will hold you soo tight
[02:05] Varmintgrrl: did you get the info to wire the funds to baby
[02:05] Datsmymanho!: but you need to let me know if you get a weird message from her cause like i said she was on my pc while I was at the hospital
[02:05] Datsmymanho!: i have the money back refunded in the bank and am going to drive there first thing tommorow morning
[02:06] Varmintgrrl: good love
[02:06] Varmintgrrl: and ill let you know if i get any strange message
[02:06] Varmintgrrl: do you have the details with you?
[02:06] Varmintgrrl: so you dont make any mistakes at the bank
[02:07] Datsmymanho!: i am going to drive over there with my friend Asuka she has sent money western union before
[02:07] Varmintgrrl: oh ok baby
[02:07] Datsmymanho!: dont worry she is a friend for long time you will meet her
[02:07] Varmintgrrl: and who is Asuka??!!
[02:07] Datsmymanho!: and maybe talk
[02:07] Datsmymanho!: and shop!
[02:07] Varmintgrrl: ok
[02:07] Varmintgrrl: that will be nice
[02:07] Datsmymanho!: i trained with her when i was young
[02:08] Varmintgrrl: so how much are you sending to me baby??
[02:08] Datsmymanho!: 2200
[02:08] Datsmymanho!: there are alot of taxes and fees!
[02:08] Varmintgrrl: ok love
[02:08] Datsmymanho!: good thing i did argue with the people to get the refund charges waived
[02:09] Datsmymanho!: NO52,EAST DULLWISH, LONDON thats the address right?
[02:09] Varmintgrrl: i just want to be in your arms my Angel
[02:09] Varmintgrrl: yes baby
[02:09] Datsmymanho!: i wan tto be in your arms to
[02:09] Varmintgrrl: thats the adress
[02:10] Datsmymanho!: good
[02:10] Datsmymanho!: i wan tto be 100% getting money to you
[02:10] Varmintgrrl: and the name??
[02:10] Datsmymanho!: OSHINUBI
[02:10] Datsmymanho!: ADETOLA ABIODUN
[02:10] Varmintgrrl: yes my baby
[02:10] Datsmymanho!: dont worry baby i have it all taken care of
[02:10] Varmintgrrl: you got it
[02:11] Datsmymanho!: proud of your little muskrat, love?
[02:12] Datsmymanho!: you didnt loose connection sugardrop?
[02:12] Varmintgrrl: im right here
[02:13] Varmintgrrl: nope but i need to buy another one,maybe when i get there to you
[02:14] Datsmymanho!: you will meet asuka and maybe even our mentor
[02:14] Datsmymanho!: he taught us alot, almost like a father to me
[02:14] Varmintgrrl: ok baby
[02:14] Varmintgrrl: that will be so nice
[02:14] Varmintgrrl: i'd love to meet her
[02:15] Varmintgrrl: and your Mentor
[02:15] Datsmymanho!: Dr. Akagi moved here a while ago and helped out lots of kids you will like him
[02:15] Varmintgrrl: i surely will
[02:15] Datsmymanho!: some people say he gets on there last nerv but i think he is great
[02:15] Varmintgrrl: because i love kids
[02:15] Datsmymanho!: poo poo
[02:15] Datsmymanho!: my ex is messaging me
[02:15] Varmintgrrl: lol
[02:16] Varmintgrrl: dont reply her baby
[02:16] Varmintgrrl: just let her be
[02:16] Datsmymanho!: god i wish i could wrap 10 feet of cat 5 cable around her neck until she had no bandwidth for air!!
[02:16] Datsmymanho!: she is rodeeho on yahoo
[02:16] Varmintgrrl: no baby
[02:16] Datsmymanho!: so if she messages you too tell her off
[02:16] Varmintgrrl: dont think Evil
[02:17] Datsmymanho!: she says she tried and you didnt respond
[02:17] Varmintgrrl: ok baby
[02:17] Varmintgrrl: i will
[02:17] Varmintgrrl: trust me love
[02:17] Varmintgrrl: dint see her message
[02:18] Datsmymanho!: damnit
[02:18] Datsmymanho!: she said she is driving over here if you dont talk to her
[02:18] Varmintgrrl: what is it again baby
[02:19] Datsmymanho!: she said this
[02:19] Datsmymanho!: [02:16] rodeeho: tell her if she doesn't unblock me i'll come to you house and hurt you again
[02:19] Varmintgrrl: Why???
[02:20] Datsmymanho!: i think she saw your name on my yahoo and maybe the emails
[02:20] Datsmymanho!: i cant believe she looked at all that
[02:20] Datsmymanho!: its so private, like my vore pictures
[02:20] Varmintgrrl: baby i dont care about her
[02:20] Varmintgrrl: she can Bluff all she wants baby
[02:20] Varmintgrrl: just becareful
[02:21] Datsmymanho!: i know you dont care but i am the one sitting 10 miles away from her with a stinging testicle mummified in gauze
[02:21] Datsmymanho!: she will do what she says!
[02:21] Varmintgrrl: i dont want her to hurt you
[02:21] Datsmymanho!: just reply to her you may be able to calm her
[02:22] Datsmymanho!: you have the speech of a calm angel
[02:22] Datsmymanho!: oh no oh no [02:22] rodeeho: this time it won't be a lead pencil sugar pie it will lead from the barrel of my rifle
[02:22] rodeeho: i'll teach you to cheat on me
[02:23] Datsmymanho!: she is serious
[02:24] Varmintgrrl: baby can we talk in the morning when you wake up
[02:24] Varmintgrrl: you need to go get some rest
[02:24] Datsmymanho!: i cant rest if she is on her way over here
[02:24] Varmintgrrl: and i need to go to the Mall
[02:24] Varmintgrrl: just go get some rest
[02:24] Datsmymanho!: and i certainly cant get to western union if i am in the hospital again or talking to cops
[02:24] Varmintgrrl: and sign out
[02:24] Datsmymanho!: [02:24] rodeeho: i'm givin you 5 minutes to tell that money stealin tramp to unblock me
[02:25] Datsmymanho!: talk to her so i can call the cops
[02:25] Datsmymanho!: that way they have time to get here
[02:25] Datsmymanho!: if i know she is at her pc she isnt on her way here
[02:26] Varmintgrrl: baby im not going to speak to her
[02:26] Varmintgrrl: tell her im gone already
[02:26] Varmintgrrl: and i signed out
[02:26] Datsmymanho!: ok
[02:26] *** "Varmintgrrl" signed off at Tue Jan 06 02:26:47 2009.
[02:27] Varmintgrrl: ok baby
[02:27] Varmintgrrl: i will talk to you in the morning go get some rest
[02:27] Datsmymanho!: [02:26] rodeeho: she ain't gonna unblock me
[02:27] rodeeho: guess yer little black gf don't care about you after all
[02:27] Datsmymanho!: [02:27] rodeeho: lying sack
[02:27] rodeeho: i know yer lyin damon
[02:27] rodeeho: i always know
[02:27] Datsmymanho!: she is going to come here
[02:27] Datsmymanho!: maybe i should use the money to get a ticket to you!
[02:28] Varmintgrrl: baby we have spoke about this and you said you are wiring it to me this morning
[02:28] Varmintgrrl: so you have to just wire it to me
[02:28] Varmintgrrl: bcos i told you i can sort everything out here
[02:29] Datsmymanho!: look mandy, i need to straighten this out
[02:29] Datsmymanho!: i cant have her coming over here
[02:29] Datsmymanho!: and unless the cops do something she will be a thorn in our side
[02:29] Varmintgrrl: and when i get to you we will know what to do
[02:29] Varmintgrrl: make sure you are at the bank baby
[02:29] Datsmymanho!: just make her go away for me baby
[02:29] Datsmymanho!: tell her to gently caress off
[02:29] Varmintgrrl: ok
[02:30] Varmintgrrl: let me have her Id
[02:30] Datsmymanho!: rodeeho
[02:30] Datsmymanho!: oh no she didnt
[02:30] Datsmymanho!: she just called you the N word
[02:31] Datsmymanho!: she is a racist craker bitch
[02:31] Datsmymanho!: i cant believe it
[02:31] Varmintgrrl: whats the N word
[02:31] Varmintgrrl: ??
[02:31] Datsmymanho!: n i g g e r
[02:31] Datsmymanho!: i dont even want to say it
[02:31] Varmintgrrl: friend of the family
[02:31] Varmintgrrl: whats the meaning of that love
[02:31] Varmintgrrl: ?
[02:32] Datsmymanho!: In a country that proudly elected barak obama we should never use that word unless its in a rap song
[02:32] Varmintgrrl: :-/
[02:32] Datsmymanho!: friend of the family is what they called the black slaves in the south
[02:32] Datsmymanho!: she means you dont have a soul and should be hung from a tree
[02:32] Varmintgrrl: oh ok
[02:33] Varmintgrrl: why would she call me such
[02:33] Datsmymanho!: she is pissed
[02:33] Datsmymanho!: did you say anything to her?
[02:33] Varmintgrrl: she can gently caress off,for all i care baby
[02:33] Varmintgrrl: nooo baby
[02:33] Datsmymanho!: you said you were
[02:33] Datsmymanho!: she isnt lying mandy she has a gun rack in that truck
[02:33] Varmintgrrl: nope
[02:34] Varmintgrrl: well baby i need to go now
[02:34] Datsmymanho!: you cant
[02:34] Varmintgrrl: bcos i need to get something at the Mall
[02:34] Varmintgrrl: ok baby
[02:34] Datsmymanho!: is the mall more important than me
[02:34] Datsmymanho!: ?
[02:35] Varmintgrrl: no baby
[02:35] Varmintgrrl: no baby
[02:35] Varmintgrrl: its not
[02:35] Varmintgrrl: im not gonna talk to her baby
[02:35] Datsmymanho!: well then i need to go away for a few days till she calms down
[02:36] Varmintgrrl: what do you mean?
[02:36] Datsmymanho!: i will use the money to go away for a few days
[02:36] Varmintgrrl: go away??
[02:36] Datsmymanho!: so she cant find me
[02:36] Datsmymanho!: she is a problem and the people she works with the rodeo people,
[02:36] Datsmymanho!: are dangerous
[02:37] Datsmymanho!: they ...they.. live in trailers mandy!
[02:37] Datsmymanho!: if she knows you and i are serious and its over she will leave us alone
[02:37] Varmintgrrl: baby are you going to wire the funds to me to come there so all this can be settled and forgotten
[02:38] Datsmymanho!: mandy we are talking about my physical safety here
[02:38] Datsmymanho!: i want to send it but i cant if she is going to threaten my life
[02:38] Datsmymanho!: 2 choices
[02:38] Datsmymanho!: you can talk to her tell her we are in love and make her back down
[02:39] Datsmymanho!: or i can use the money to go to vegas or something
[02:40] Varmintgrrl: ok \
[02:40] Datsmymanho!: thank you thank you thank you
[02:40] Datsmymanho!: you are saving my life
[02:41] Varmintgrrl: ok baby
[02:41] Varmintgrrl: i need to sign out and sign in back now
[02:41] Varmintgrrl: so hold on
At this point TigerMojo tags in and comes off the top rope as Rodeeho. There are no edits in this at all. It is packed with more good things than I can currently comprehend. TigerMojo channels a texas rodeo clown whore ex girlfriend to perfection.
quote:22:42] Varmintgrrl: Varmintgrrl has buzzed you!
[22:42] Varmintgrrl: hello
[22:42] rodeeho: you ready to talk now?
[22:43] Varmintgrrl: well are you ready to talk
[22:43] rodeeho: what did you do with my money ho?
[22:43] Varmintgrrl: and why do you keep Disturbing my man and treatening him
[22:43] rodeeho: your man?
[22:43] Varmintgrrl: look i have 2 words for you
[22:43] rodeeho: EXCUSE ME HUNNY
[22:43] Varmintgrrl: gently caress Off
[22:43] rodeeho: thats my man
[22:44] Varmintgrrl: and stay away from my man
[22:44] Varmintgrrl: lol
[22:44] Varmintgrrl: you'v got it reallly so wrong
[22:44] rodeeho: like i said our relationship may be rocky right now but i don't need some litte two bit lilly ivered husy breaking us up
[22:44] Varmintgrrl: you cant take care of him so i am
[22:44] Varmintgrrl: and i will
[22:44] rodeeho: oh yeah ho?
[22:44] rodeeho: then why you need $2200?
[22:44] rodeeho: of MY money from u jont account
[22:45] Varmintgrrl: you know what Ariel or whatever your name is
[22:45] rodeeho: what?
[22:45] Varmintgrrl: you can go gently caress yourself
[22:45] rodeeho: good one
[22:45] Varmintgrrl: for all i care
[22:45] rodeeho: never heard that before
[22:45] Varmintgrrl: he is my man
[22:45] rodeeho: oh btw your "man" was loving me last night
[22:45] rodeeho: all night long
[22:45] Varmintgrrl: and if you dont mind please back off
[22:46] Varmintgrrl: ohhh yea
[22:46] rodeeho: you back off ho
[22:46] Varmintgrrl: well that was last night my Dear
[22:46] Varmintgrrl: atlist he is not on you now
[22:46] Varmintgrrl: huh
[22:46] rodeeho: he will be whe i go over there
[22:46] Varmintgrrl: look i am coming over there and i am ready for you in everyway
[22:47] rodeeho: you gay?
[22:47] Varmintgrrl: yea keep it up
[22:47] rodeeho: cus i'm into chicks
[22:47] rodeeho: i can get you some clown make up
[22:47] Varmintgrrl: go beat him up like you did last night
[22:47] Varmintgrrl: hahahahahaha
[22:47] rodeeho: you like that baby?
[22:47] Varmintgrrl: just like yours Right???
[22:47] rodeeho: ya
[22:47] rodeeho: im hot
[22:47] Varmintgrrl: Anyways Miss Ariel
[22:48] rodeeho: yeah miss mandy
[22:48] rodeeho: if thats even your real name
[22:48] Varmintgrrl: like i said and wont want to repeat myself back off
[22:48] rodeeho: why?
[22:48] rodeeho: what are you gonna do?
[22:48] Varmintgrrl: lol
[22:48] Varmintgrrl: well you can go on about that for the rest of your life thats your business
[22:49] Varmintgrrl: you gently caress Face
[22:49] rodeeho: abut what?
[22:49] rodeeho: do you spea english bitch?
[22:49] Varmintgrrl: leave my man alone
[22:49] rodeeho: speak
[22:49] rodeeho: MY MAN
[22:49] Varmintgrrl: please okay
[22:49] rodeeho: pay m $1000 of what he sent you and i will be out of your lives forever
[22:49] rodeeho: i will give you an address to western union
[22:49] Varmintgrrl: huh
[22:50] Meebo Message: Could not connect to network.
[22:50] Varmintgrrl: ohhhhhhhhh so you go around for money Right
[22:50] Varmintgrrl: lol
[22:50] Varmintgrrl: cant blame you
[22:50] rodeeho: thats what you do
[22:50] Varmintgrrl: Damon made a Big mistake with a lady like you
[22:50] rodeeho: asking money like a whore
[22:51] rodeeho: you'll probably get here and leave his rear end
[22:51] rodeeho: btw damon is loaded
[22:51] Varmintgrrl: well i need to go dont have time for your Bull Crap
[22:51] rodeeho: i'm sure you already knew that
[22:51] rodeeho: ur gonna mmarry him and spend his familis fortune
[22:51] Varmintgrrl: sorry to burst your bubbles my dear
[22:52] Varmintgrrl: i aint coming over there bcos of his wealth
[22:52] rodeeho: i been fuckin him for money long before u baby
[22:52] Varmintgrrl: i love him and i will always
[22:52] rodeeho: come on baby lets get in this together
[22:52] rodeeho: i know you're not for real
[22:52] Varmintgrrl: thats your problem
[22:52] rodeeho: just a scam right?
[22:52] Varmintgrrl: and he said he does not want you again
[22:52] rodeeho: lets go 50/50
[22:52] Varmintgrrl: so back OFF
[22:52] Varmintgrrl: with what
[22:52] rodeeho: you need me
[22:53] Varmintgrrl: well i have to go now
[22:53] rodeeho: with all the money we can get out of him
[22:53] Varmintgrrl: just back off
[22:53] rodeeho: we can get more than $2200
[22:53] Varmintgrrl: we are in love with each other
[22:53] rodeeho: try like $10,000
[22:53] Varmintgrrl: lol
[22:53] rodeeho: sound good?
[22:53] Varmintgrrl: we aint getting a poo poo out of him
[22:53] Varmintgrrl: bcos he is my man
[22:53] rodeeho: you already got $2200!
[22:53] rodeeho: we can get more
[22:54] Varmintgrrl: and i aint with him bcos of he's money
[22:54] rodeeho: then why you ask for money?
[22:54] Varmintgrrl: ahhhhhhh mennnnnn,you aint worth talking too
[22:54] Varmintgrrl: Byaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[22:55] rodeeho: wtf?
[22:55] Varmintgrrl: and BITCH stay away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
[22:55] rodeeho: if you ever want to rethink my offer
[22:55] rodeeho: message me n here baby
[22:55] rodeeho:
[22:56] rodeeho: yeee hawwwww
[22:56] rodeeho: why you askin him for money if you ain't in it for the cash?
[22:57] rodeeho: can't answer?
[22:57] rodeeho: scammer :
[22:57] rodeeho: me and u are the same
[23:00] rodeeho: one of s
[23:00] rodeeho: one of us
[23:00] rodeeho: one of us
[23:00] rodeeho: one of us
Mandy then returned to the login she used to talk to me. Anyone know why she would want to use one account to talk to me and one for Tiger? So I swept the crumbs from the keyboard, asked my sister to please stop spitting chewed paper mache at me and went back to work.
quote:[02:57] Varmintgrrl: just spoke to her baby
[02:57] Datsmymanho!: what hapened?
[02:57] Varmintgrrl: like i told you baby she can gently caress off
[02:57] Varmintgrrl: she was just saying poo poo
[02:57] Varmintgrrl: telling me we need to get money out of you
[02:57] Varmintgrrl: that you are a Rich man
[02:58] Datsmymanho!: what?!
[02:58] Varmintgrrl: and i told her
[02:58] Varmintgrrl: she can gently caress off that we are in love with each other
[02:58] Datsmymanho!: drat right baby!
[02:58] Varmintgrrl: baby its gonna be fine
[02:58] Varmintgrrl: i told her off
[02:58] Varmintgrrl: so you can go rest now baby
[02:59] Datsmymanho!: she has been after me to marry her for a while but she is too crazy
[02:59] Varmintgrrl: i need to go to the Mall
[02:59] Datsmymanho!: well
[02:59] Datsmymanho!: i hsould tell you something before you go
[02:59] Varmintgrrl: i love you and i told her
[02:59] Datsmymanho!: beecause i have to be honest
[03:00] Varmintgrrl: ok
[03:00] Datsmymanho!: well she found out that my Uncle Ben died and left in his will that when i get married i get some money
[03:01] Datsmymanho!: i get a bit of it each year.
[03:01] Datsmymanho!: but when i marry i get the lump sum
[03:01] Varmintgrrl: ok baby
[03:01] Datsmymanho!: me and my brother pete
[03:01] Varmintgrrl: ok baby
[03:01] Datsmymanho!: i only tell you cause i care and i know you arent like her and would never hurt me
[03:01] Varmintgrrl: i will never baby
[03:02] Varmintgrrl: you can trust me on that baby
[03:02] Datsmymanho!: i hate to hope but
[03:02] Varmintgrrl: baby go get some rest
[03:02] Varmintgrrl: do not hope my love
[03:02] Datsmymanho!: well when you get here it would be super easy to get you permanent resisdence
[03:03] Datsmymanho!: there are ways
[03:03] Varmintgrrl: really
[03:03] Datsmymanho!: yeah
[03:03] Datsmymanho!: i hate to really bring it up it seems soon
[03:04] Varmintgrrl: baby go and rest
[03:04] Varmintgrrl: you need it baby
[03:04] Varmintgrrl: okay!!!
[03:04] Varmintgrrl: i love you so much
[03:04] Varmintgrrl: and i will never let anyone hurt you ever again
[03:05] Datsmymanho!: oh hey
[03:05] Datsmymanho!: do you have 1 more minute for good news
[03:05] Varmintgrrl: ok baby
[03:05] Varmintgrrl: whats that??
[03:05] Datsmymanho!: well two things
[03:06] Datsmymanho!: one when she got me with the pencil last night she kissed me
[03:06] Datsmymanho!: i didnt kiss her
[03:06] Datsmymanho!: !!!!!
[03:06] Varmintgrrl: lol
[03:06] Varmintgrrl: ok
[03:06] Varmintgrrl: 2nd??
[03:06] Datsmymanho!: and it really wasnt a kiss cause she twisted a pencil in my nuts while she did it
[03:06] Datsmymanho!: second she just messaged me
[03:07] Varmintgrrl: ok
[03:07] Datsmymanho!: she said i should go have fun with my tramp and she is done with me
[03:07] Datsmymanho!: you arent a tramp though
[03:07] Varmintgrrl: she can gently caress Off baby
[03:08] Varmintgrrl: i will show her how to treat a man
[03:08] Datsmymanho!: but it looks like you did the job
[03:08] Datsmymanho!: so thank you again ever so much
[03:08] Varmintgrrl: its okay my baby
[03:08] Varmintgrrl: i am always here for you Angel
[03:08] Datsmymanho!: i hope so
[03:08] Varmintgrrl: believe me baby
[03:08] Varmintgrrl: i am
[03:09] Varmintgrrl: and i will alwys be
[03:09] Varmintgrrl: its a promise from my heart
[03:09] Varmintgrrl: ok
[03:09] Datsmymanho!: she did say she has one more thing to tell me
[03:10] Varmintgrrl: baby i really need to go now to the Mall and come back
[03:11] Varmintgrrl: just make sure you go to the bank with Azuka
[03:11] Datsmymanho!: i will
[03:14] Datsmymanho!: get me something at the mall
Sigh. I hope she gets some of that sea salt hand scrub. It makes my skin so soft.
It took far to long to goad her into talking to Rodeeho my bronco buckin babydoll, but Mandy caved when presented with the binary decision of money or no money. I had the thought, to late, that I should have started a 3 way chat. That could have gotten good. Alas, I was too slow although Tiger was down for it. Maybe tommorow after I hit her with the fake Western Union stuff. She is also going to have to deal with the porn she did while putting herslelf though locksmithing classes online.
See you again when I wake up.
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Sorry for posting this later in the day than the other updates. I am a worn and ragged man at this point. I woke this morning with less than adequate sleep. My dreams were haunted by tribal men dancing with spears about me chanting "oshinubi! oshinubi!". When I awoke my hands were trembling so I stepped out naked into the secret garden outside my house and smoked a cigarette. Drinking in the sweet scent of hyacinth and jasmine settled my nerves. I waved at Estelle my elderly neighbor who is unfortunately restricted to a wheelchair in the garden. She smiled, waved, and muttered something like, "beware the gold coast, Odysseus". Silly old woman.
I came back in and kicked aside the tepid bowl of Red Bull that remained from last nights endeavor and tapped my Microsoft SideWinder X5 Mouse that was still slightly tacky with bits of cherry Jolly Ranchers stuck to it. During the night I had received two emails from my lady love.I found strangely enough that I missed her. I missed they hypnotic repetition of the word baby over and over followed by a string of dots that would thrust deep into the warm wet recesses of my heart, penetrating my aorta like a sweet yet firm caress.
Before I could read the entire first email she sent me my yahoo lit up shattering the voodoo spell she had cast on my heart. I blinked for a moment. Coming to reality I reached over to the cd player and turned Lady Gaga down a bit so I could concentrate.
Why was my debit card out? Mandy Im'd again and i noticed half of my card number in the text field so I quickly removed it. She asked again, "Baby, are you there, Baby?...Baby,baby?".
I told her hello and when I hit enter I stopped in shock. Why did I have white and red grease paint on my hands? It didn't matter! I had work to do! A scammer to scam. I give you my update as I consider the possibility that i have a kindly Female rodeo clown spirit defending me from the depredations of an evil cabal of African Voodoo scammers.
Mandy's first email. Sent shortly after I stopped chatting with her as a normal follow up. Purple font. Purple like the dream inducing lotus of the savanna...
quote:Hello baby, how are you this morning my love, I got your message and really cant express the way i feel about you i just know im in love with you, Damon,I want to tell you that the love I have for you is undying. It is a love that is strong and enduring and will stand the test of time. I truly feel blessed that you have become a part of my life, and I cannot wait for the day that we can join our lives together. I want to lie next to you at night and fall asleep in your arms. I want to wake to your beautiful smile. I want to share in your joys and sorrows. I want to be your everything, because you are everything to me. Baby,When I chat with you, I feel alive. You bring to me a happiness that no one else ever could. You bring to me a love I have never known before. I could not imagine what my life would be like without you. You have touched my heart in ways no one could ever comprehend. I love being with you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.Damon, i dont want you to think about that Ex of yours again,she is nothing but a Life Bitch......Ok... baby,I promise to always love you and always hold you in my heart. I will always be there for you when you need me, and I will love you no matter what life brings us. You are my soul mate, and I vow to love you all eternity. I love you.....
Baby if i am not online to give me the info just leave it in my mail,but i will be here just because of you and to know you feel better today!!!!!!!
Eternity, the safety of my eternal soul is now in question. Would the crucifix and salt at the door be enough to stop her. Sam...Dean...I call on your spirits to guide me in my fight against this supernatural threat.
Email number two sent at about 8am central time also in that ethereal, mind warping purple font that made me think of shogoths and angles best left investigated. (anyone want to explain why the hell shogoth isn't in any spell check programs?)
quote:Hi Hunnie, hope you slept well and how are you feeling now??? well baby you are really in my mind and i just cant wait to get home to you and be in your arms,baby you are all i have and i dont want to loose you for a Bitch thats not ready to take care of you and decides to keep hurting your feelings.... i want to be your only lady you can talk to and trust baby,Damon in every Relationship trust and honesty is the most important thing and i believe we both have got trust and the honesty between us so dont let anybody talk or destroy this lovely relationship we are building already......... Hunnie if you are reading this email before you go to the bank hunnie dont let that so called Bitch stop you from wiring the money to me this morning if she calls you baby just Ignore her and just let her be........ When i am there with you she dear not come around because ill Woop her rear end!!!! Ok baby,make sure you are online with the info to get the money...... I love you and im ready to lay my life down...... I will be here waiting for you,and Hunni i'v got good news for you when you are online......Kisses.
Baby has good news for baby,baby.....what will my baby tell her baby,baby? She is the girl in the photo and does photo shoots all over the world. She uses a proxy in africa so that strangers on line cant find her and threaten her beauty... Baby is a goddess....baby will be babys baby....goddess baby must be worshipped with offerings...of blood and money.
I focus and summon willpower! She will not invade my mind. I hear the whistles and the bells as the bull of my mental strength bursts forth! Unfolding like Athena from Zeus's brow! Ariel rode me like an American Loa, a spirit of strength, will, and wit to protect me. I smelled grease paint, cheap perfume, rawhide, and hard sex. Unstoppable, I replied:
quote:You are my sweat goddess love, my baby. Asuka is here and she says she needs to take care of a few things. She brought her friend Rei with her and they wanted to take Unit 2(her vehicle) to the Mall. She is so silly about things like that. She wants me to drive but I refuse to pilot that thing. Its a scary ride and too much responsibility you know. What if I crash or fail at driving it?????
Anyway we are out the door but i wanted to let you know that we would be later getting back so closer to 1130 your time.. I hope you aren't mad.
I wrote you another poem!
Mountain, heavy are the mountains
But that changes, with the passage of time
Sky, blue sky, what your eyes can't see, what your eyes can see
The sun, one, only one
Water, it is agreeable
Flowers, so many the same, so many without purpose
Sky, sky of red, red the color, the color I hate
Liquid flows, it drips, ripples, and pours
Blood, scent of blood, woman who does not bleed
From the red soil the humans come
Humans made by man and woman
City, a human creation
Mandy, a human creation as well
Gotta run I will have the info tonight. On the Honor of my forefathers.
I now wait to hear from her to send western union info and potentially get her IP address. I will also be springing the porn info on her.
I really need to go relax my brain.
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Jan 7, 2009 00:22
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- Altarran
- Apr 11, 2006
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I took a little run and thought it over. People seem to want me to get some cash out of her/it. The thing is a lot of that will take a learning curve for me or require a PO box or some such. I am to lazy to do that.
My thought is this, I will tell her I sent the money but before I give her the info I need to confront her about something. Her history in nude modeling. I will shoot the link at her and tell her she should have told me and its not a big deal etc.
I will however tell her that I demand to see all of the pictures before I give her the info to pic up the money. If she presses or calls my bluff i will send half the image to her via the site to trace her. Then we locate her exactly and I have her on the hook.
Rakhee's world is 25 bucks for a month. Either the scammer has all the images or they purchase an account and get them for me. If they just get a login and PW for me (that's what I hope) I will be happy to share the wealth.
If any porn goon wants to set up an affiliate for that site or already has one post the link I should send her to. So someone can possibly make some cash.
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Jan 7, 2009 01:13
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- Altarran
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The person that runs http://blindcode.com needs to eye his logs. I just gave her a link.
Please don't post it or destroy her till this is over.
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Jan 7, 2009 05:08
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- Altarran
- Apr 11, 2006
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I LOVE YOU ARIEL!
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Ok, boys and girls. Excrement and fan have encountered each other deep in the heart of Molten Core. Minimal editing in this and the warning that prehaps a bit of it may be not safe for work.
quote:[21:45] ponyboy: i sent it but i want to talk to you about something
[21:45] ponyboy: me and asuka sent it this morning
[21:46] ponyboy: you really trust me Mandy?
[21:46] ponyboy: you would tell me anything?
[21:47] slutbag: yes love anything
[21:47] ponyboy: why didnt you tell me about this http://www.hindugirls.com/rakhee/
[21:48] slutbag: whats that baby
[21:48] slutbag: ??
[21:48] ponyboy: i came home after sending you 2200 bucks and Ariel sends me that link!
[21:48] slutbag: about what
[21:48] slutbag: i dont know it baby
[21:48] ponyboy: click the link Mandy
[21:49] slutbag: i just did baby
[21:49] ponyboy: thats you!
[21:49] slutbag: nothin is coming up love
[21:49] slutbag: tell me whats on there??
[21:49] ponyboy: http://www.hindugirls.com/rakhee/sexy-rakhee.jpg
[21:50] slutbag: baby stop all this
[21:50] slutbag: whats on it
[21:51] ponyboy: its a site with naked pics of you mandy
[21:51] slutbag: ok
[21:51] ponyboy: yes i trust you !
[21:51] slutbag: What!!!
[21:51] ponyboy: but you didnt trust me enough to tell me you took those kinds of pictures
[21:52] ponyboy: your boobies are out in others
[21:52] ponyboy: you look really hot
[21:52] slutbag: let me see
[21:54] slutbag: baby that was a long time picture
[21:55] slutbag: i was making a profile for modeling
[21:55] slutbag: and im done with it
[21:55] slutbag: is that what you dont trust me for??
[21:55] ponyboy: http://www.rakheesworld.com/
[21:56] ponyboy: there is still a website up with all your images
[21:56] ponyboy: i dont fault you for doing it mandy baby
[21:56] ponyboy: but you should have told me
[21:56] slutbag: baby dont let anybody break this relationship
[21:56] ponyboy: are there pics of you doing things with other men
[21:57] slutbag: im sorry baby,its something i tried to forget about myself
[21:57] ponyboy: i can handle you naked or covered in pancake batter or whatever but i dont know if i could handle that
[21:57] slutbag: Noooooo,baby i would'nt do that
[21:57] slutbag: you should trust me
[21:58] ponyboy: it makes me look at the reciept i have and wonder if maybe ariel is right...
[21:58] slutbag: and like i said my body is for you
[21:58] slutbag: only you alone
[21:58] ponyboy: well now that i have seen that much of it I am glad of that
[21:58] ponyboy: but i have to make sure you havent taken really nasty pics
[21:58] ponyboy: God and Jesus wouldnt like that
[21:59] slutbag: so what are you sayin baby
[21:59] ponyboy: the normal nudes are fine i dont mind that
[21:59] ponyboy: and am proud you look so good
[21:59] slutbag: baby i have not
[21:59] slutbag: dont you trust me enough???
[22:00] slutbag: atlist you trusted me enough to send it to me
[22:00] ponyboy: i sent it and i have the paperwork right here
[22:00] slutbag: so why cant you trust me now to give it to me
[22:00] slutbag: so i can get my things and come over so we can talk about this
[22:01] slutbag: baby trust me!!!!
[22:02] ponyboy: i am looking at that website and i cant stop thinking that i want you but i dont want you if you were all with another man on it
[22:02] ponyboy: thats dirty
[22:02] slutbag: everybody has got there past
[22:02] ponyboy: you are just for me
[22:02] slutbag: baby i was not with any other man
[22:03] ponyboy: no you need to prove it mandy
[22:03] slutbag: just you my love
[22:03] ponyboy: you need to show me whats in that site
[22:03] ponyboy: i trusted you
[22:03] slutbag: that hurts me baby
[22:04] ponyboy: i am sorry
[22:04] slutbag: and if you dont trust me again its fine
[22:04] ponyboy: get me into that site so i can make sure and it will be ok
The timestamp is central time. At this point we argue back and forth. SHe seems maybe drugged with the Zombie drug.
quote:[22:05] ponyboy: http://blindcode.com/N7o6vz this is a link to the western union paperwork so you know that I TRUST YOU!!
[22:05] slutbag: prove it love
[22:05] ponyboy: and if you trust me you will talk to whoevers running that site or get me a login and password so i can look
[22:05] slutbag: because i dont have any other pictures on there
[22:06] slutbag: i dont have a password love
[22:07] ponyboy: did you look at that http://blindcode.com/N7o6vz
[22:10] slutbag: baby are you going to give me the info or not
[22:10] slutbag: because if your pals its fine
[22:10] slutbag: but remember its our life
[22:10] ponyboy: the link i sent you has an image of all the western union papers
[22:10] ponyboy: but i scribbled som ethings out
[22:11] slutbag: and i guess we both trust each other
[22:11] ponyboy: cause i need to see what in that site baby
[22:11] slutbag: its just my pictures
[22:11] ponyboy: if you dont have access to it then purchse an account to it and send me the login info
[22:12] slutbag: and i dont have any nudity pics
[22:12] ponyboy: its only 25 dollars and if you are telling the truth I will hapily give the money back
[22:13] slutbag: baby there is nothing like that
[22:13] slutbag: i have nothing on it baby
[22:13] ponyboy: after i just spent 2600 dollars on you you cant drop 25 dollars to calm my doubts
[22:13] slutbag: baby are you willing to give up after coming all this way
[22:13] ponyboy: are you?
[22:14] slutbag: i am not baby
[22:14] ponyboy: i have loved you and been stabbed it my cock for you! You know i care for you!
[22:14] ponyboy: I risked pissing of the Rodeo Clowns and my ex Ariel for you
[22:14] slutbag: i also feel the same way
[22:14] ponyboy: thats scary poo poo!
[22:14] slutbag: so why cant you trust me
[22:15] ponyboy: well then you need to take care of this
[22:15] ponyboy: sign up for that site right now
[22:15] ponyboy: and send me the password and login
[22:15] slutbag: of what?
[22:15] ponyboy: http://www.rakheesworld.com/ccbill/index.html
[22:15] slutbag: its my pictures
[22:16] slutbag: and i dont have a thing to hide from you
[22:16] ponyboy: right there join the site and send me the password so i can make sure you arent fuckin other guys online or screwing baby llamas
[22:20] ponyboy: look at this. I have uploaded a scanned image of all of the western union paperwork detailing the 2600 dollars i have sent you
[22:20] ponyboy: thats what you wanted right?
[22:20] ponyboy: i did this because i trust you
[22:20] slutbag: yes to be with you!!
[22:20] slutbag: but if you cant give it to me
[22:21] slutbag: how does that prove that you trust me
[22:21] ponyboy: at this moment that money is waiting for you at western union because you have swept me away
[22:21] ponyboy: and i love you that much
[22:21] slutbag: i trusted you with your EX
[22:21] ponyboy: i love you enough to give you everythign you are so sweet and hot like szechuan
[22:21] slutbag: i love you too
[22:22] slutbag: why cant you just let me prove it baby
[22:22] ponyboy: i will you can prove it by spending 25 dollars and getting me into the site where those pics are
[22:22] slutbag: and we can both go on the site
[22:22] ponyboy: unless you have them all on your pc?
[22:22] slutbag: baby i told you
[22:23] slutbag: there is nothing
[22:23] slutbag: you dont even need to log on to get ma pictures
[22:23] slutbag: thats all i have on there
[22:23] slutbag: i will never just give my body to any man
[22:23] slutbag: i am not a BITCH
[22:24] ponyboy: i want to believe you but i have to see for myself
[22:24] slutbag: and if you think i am
[22:24] ponyboy: i hate to think ariel was right about you
[22:24] slutbag: well you need to consider your thoughts
[22:24] slutbag: and if you think Ariel is better than me
[22:25] ponyboy: oh hell no
[22:25] slutbag: i think you should be with her
[22:25] ponyboy: actually she thinks your hot but she is a like that
[22:25] slutbag: i want you for who you are and not what you have
[22:25] ponyboy: i dont want her i wan tyou
[22:25] slutbag: so if you dont believe me baby
[22:26] slutbag: just tell me if this is it
[22:26] ponyboy: no its not
[22:26] slutbag: and ill gently caress Off
[22:26] ponyboy: you shouldnt have hidden it from me Mandy
[22:26] slutbag: so stop going on about it
[22:27] slutbag: its hurting my feelings
[22:27] slutbag: baby i dont need to hide anything from you
[22:27] slutbag: the fact that you trusted me made it free for me
[22:27] slutbag: i knew someday you were gonna see it
[22:28] slutbag: but there's nothing bad about it
[22:28] ponyboy: it would have been better if i didnt have to hear it from a rodeo clown
[22:28] slutbag: it's just my pictures
[22:28] ponyboy: you are naked in them
[22:28] slutbag: and i just love you
[22:29] slutbag: nooo baby
[22:29] slutbag: i was just half naked
[22:29] ponyboy: i know there are other images of you in there mandy
[22:29] ponyboy: i am not stupid
[22:29] slutbag: and it was a lady taking my pictures
[22:30] slutbag: NO
[22:30] slutbag: Listen you are asking me to do sometyn i cant
[22:30] slutbag: and you are not stupid
[22:31] ponyboy: you cant spend 25 dollars on me?
[22:31] slutbag: i will not beg you for this baby
[22:31] slutbag: because i thought we both wanted it
[22:31] ponyboy: i want it
[22:31] ponyboy: you dont
[22:31] slutbag: baby there is no need to pay for a thin
[22:31] slutbag: because its just pictures
This is about the point I gave up on getting anything out of her like money. So I decided she could pay me in degradation. I would like to apologize ahead of time. Some of you may feel its to tame others will lament the lack of feces on her chest and face. I did what I could and feel very open and tender even posting this much up.
Please be tender...
quote:[22:32] ponyboy: i am all frustrated now
[22:32] ponyboy: seeing you all naked and you arent here
[22:32] slutbag: there is no other pictures
[22:32] ponyboy: i wish you were here to suck on me and relax me
[22:32] slutbag: baby if you have changed your mind about us
[22:32] slutbag: just be honest and let me know
[22:33] ponyboy: i havent
[22:33] ponyboy: i just get all horny when i am mad
[22:33] slutbag: baby stop insulting me
[22:33] ponyboy: and looking at your tits isnt helping
[22:34] ponyboy: i was all excited all day
[22:34] ponyboy: and i sent all this money to you i want you to be happy
[22:34] slutbag: SO STOP IT
[22:35] slutbag: and why cant you believe me when i say i dont have any more pictures
[22:35] ponyboy: i did a google search and found others
[22:35] ponyboy: 
[22:35] ponyboy: but it doesnt matter
[22:35] ponyboy: i still love you
[22:36] ponyboy: thats why it hurts baby
[22:36] ponyboy: so much baby
[22:36] slutbag: i love you too baby
[22:36] slutbag: and i want to be with you
[22:36] slutbag: just trust me
[22:36] ponyboy: i just need to relax i guess baby
[22:36] ponyboy: lemme take a deep breath and have a drink
[22:37] ponyboy: do you drink mandy
[22:37] slutbag: no!!
[22:37] ponyboy: no wine coolers or beer?
[22:38] slutbag: wine occasionally
[22:38] ponyboy: i will buy some wine then tommorow
[22:38] ponyboy: and put it on the counter next to my plushie and think of you arriving when i look at it
[22:38] slutbag: its okay baby!!!
[22:39] slutbag: just make sure the house is clean before i get there
[22:39] ponyboy: i just get overstressed about silly things its the add and hypertension my doc says
[22:39] ponyboy: oh it will be! my house is always immaculate! super clean
[22:39] ponyboy: you dont mind if i have a few drinks do you?
[22:40] slutbag: lol
[22:40] slutbag: so baby you want me to wait??
[22:40] slutbag: why cant you give me the info
[22:40] slutbag: and drink
[22:40] slutbag: so i can write it down
[22:40] ponyboy: Mandy, let me just relax and talk to you a little bit and get over this bump
[22:41] slutbag: you can go drink
[22:41] ponyboy: i will send you the whole document once i am relaxed
[22:41] ponyboy: i have my drink already.
[22:41] slutbag: when baby??
[22:41] ponyboy: I keep two bottles of Jamesons in the drawer
[22:42] ponyboy: My buddy Jimmy gave em to me
[22:42] slutbag: i feel you are playing with my mind!!!!
[22:42] ponyboy: yes you should talk to me calm me down
[22:42] ponyboy: talking to you makes me feel soo much better
[22:42] ponyboy: You are my life angel
[22:43] ponyboy: i just need to hear sweet words from you
[22:44] slutbag: i never want to see you get hurt
[22:44] slutbag: and i will never lie to you about any thing baby
This is good. I keep trying to get her going and she stays on topic. Reminds me of trying to make out with my last girlfriend while Top Chef was on. I am all oh baby and she kept asking if he really put Cumin in that last dish.
quote:[22:45] ponyboy: you said you would tell me sexy things I could use hearing that right now
[22:45] ponyboy: my world is so confused
[22:45] ponyboy: like that time i did acid with leary
[22:45] ponyboy: tell me some hot things mandy
[22:45] ponyboy:
[22:45] slutbag: baby you dont need to be confused
[22:46] slutbag: baby let me have the info so i can be relaxed
[22:46] ponyboy: tell me how you want me
[22:46] slutbag: and we can have time for ezch other
[22:46] slutbag: let me write it down
[22:48] ponyboy: you promised you would tell me sexy sweet things like before
[22:48] slutbag: so i can be relaxed and ill know you want me there with you
[22:48] slutbag: yes i did
[22:48] ponyboy: so do it
[22:48] slutbag: and you promised me
[22:48] ponyboy: spend 3 minutes of your time telling me how you will love on me
[22:48] ponyboy: you do love me?
[22:48] slutbag: baby please dont mess with my mind
I am messing with her mind. Am I inflicting psychological stress on an African scammer? Is it right of me to do that? I feel bad inside.
None the less she does what she can to resist my inevitable charm. The sacred spirit of rodeo clowns was with me though so she eventually caved.
quote:[22:49] slutbag: yes i do love you
[22:49] slutbag: and i will always will
[22:49] ponyboy: tell me again how you will suck on me and make me cum
[22:50] slutbag: baby i think you should let me know if you really want to give me the info now or not
[22:50] slutbag: you know i will do anything you say
[22:50] ponyboy: you really cant take 3 minutes of your time to make me happy after i sent you all that money
[22:50] slutbag: let me just write it down
[22:50] ponyboy: if you will do what i say then do this now
[22:50] slutbag: of course i can baby
[22:51] slutbag: baby you know im ready to make you cum over me more than 21 times
[22:52] slutbag: and im ready to have you in me
[22:52] ponyboy: tell me how you will do it
[22:52] ponyboy: be very graphic
[22:52] slutbag: baby i want to make you relax
[22:52] ponyboy: make it violent and sexy!
[22:52] slutbag: have a nice family with you
[22:52] ponyboy: as soon as i cum in this sock from my jog i will tell you anything you want baby
[22:52] ponyboy: anything!!!
[22:53] slutbag: i want to go down on you the first night we are together
[22:53] slutbag: baby dont mess with my feelings
[22:53] ponyboy: i am not
[22:53] ponyboy: i need this mandy and you are the only one that can give it to me
[22:54] slutbag: but baby ill be there in couple of days
[22:54] ponyboy: and i will be ready to love you forever, life angel
[22:54] ponyboy: but i need this now
[22:54] ponyboy: i can tconcentrate with it pounding like a mormon at the door
[22:55] slutbag: baby i want to go down on you so slowly
[22:55] slutbag: i want to feel your balls in my mouth
[22:55] ponyboy: bite them! tell me you will bite them
[22:55] slutbag: ill suck your cock and make you scream
[22:56] slutbag: i want to wank you so hard
Don't mean to interrupt any goons that might be more involved in this description than others but wank always sounds so...crude to me I guess, so I put it back in my pants right then. No offense to folks in the UK.
quote:[22:56] ponyboy: how do you like to suck it mandy baby
[22:56] slutbag: i want to put it all deep in my mouth
[22:57] ponyboy: all the way in?
[22:57] slutbag: then ill rip your pants off
[22:57] slutbag: make you so hard
[22:57] ponyboy: can i grab your hair and destroy your face baby?
[22:57] ponyboy: oh please
[22:57] slutbag: i want you to be all ready and set for me
[22:58] ponyboy: can i gently caress your face while you rub yourself?
[22:58] slutbag: i want you to spank me from the back
[22:58] slutbag: while you give it to me hard
[22:58] ponyboy: how hard?
[22:58] slutbag: i want you to gently caress me sooo hard
[22:59] slutbag: i want to scream and wake your neigbours
[22:59] ponyboy: what will you scream for me baby?
[22:59] slutbag: i want to be all wet and hot for you baby
[22:59] slutbag: your name Damon
[22:59] slutbag: just your name
[23:00] slutbag: and keep telling you i love you while you pump me
[23:00] ponyboy: and smack your rear end?
[23:00] slutbag: pump me really hard
[23:00] slutbag: i just want only you baby
[23:00] ponyboy: can i put it in your rear end baby?
[23:00] ponyboy: can i?
[23:00] slutbag: yes baby
[23:00] slutbag: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[23:00] slutbag: just like that
[23:00] ponyboy: you like that?
[23:01] slutbag: you know i want to be there with you
[23:01] ponyboy: i wan tyou too soo bad
[23:01] slutbag: you make me so horny
[23:01] ponyboy: tell me how you want me to grab your hair and gently caress your mouth mandy
[23:01] slutbag: i want you to gently caress me every were in your house
[23:02] slutbag: Toilet,your bath,kitchen
[23:02] slutbag: everywere baby
[23:02] slutbag: i want you to gently caress me till i loose my breath
[23:02] ponyboy: i will bend you over the train set in the basement and gently caress you like a train!
[23:02] ponyboy: you will hot baby
[23:02] slutbag: i want to look in your eyes and tell you i love you
[23:02] ponyboy: you will
[23:02] ponyboy: god! i lov eyou
[23:03] ponyboy: tell me how you want to gag on me way deep in your throat
[23:03] ponyboy: i need to hear it
[23:03] slutbag: i love you my baby
[23:03] slutbag: i want to feel your hole cock in my mouth baby
[23:04] slutbag: your balls all over my face
[23:04] slutbag: i want to suck you so bad
[23:04] slutbag: i need you to scream my name baby
[23:04] slutbag: you are making me so horny just for you baby
[23:05] ponyboy: i will scream like an enraged wookie hot life angel baby
[23:05] slutbag: my body is all for you
[23:05] ponyboy: i hope you are all wet
[23:05] slutbag: yes love
[23:05] slutbag: and i need you right now
[23:05] slutbag: i want to be in your arms now
[23:05] ponyboy: and i will scream your name baby when i shoot it all into your face and eyes
[23:06] slutbag: yes and i lick you down
[23:06] ponyboy: and we will be one in that tender instant as i gaze down on you like a melted wax candle and say...
She interupts my build up so I have to reprime the moment.
quote:[23:06] ponyboy: oh god lick it all off
[23:06] slutbag: i want every drop on my face baby
[23:06] ponyboy: like 100 gallons all over you and shooting with your fist deep in my hole
[23:07] ponyboy: just wriggling
[23:07] slutbag: yes baby
[23:07] slutbag: yea just like that
[23:07] ponyboy: youll smear the cum all over your face and say you love me more that anything
[23:07] slutbag: baby i cant wait to be in your arms
[23:07] ponyboy: i cant wait
[23:07] slutbag: i love you more than anything
[23:08] ponyboy: i will bend you over and spread your cheeks and gently caress your rear end with whatevers near
[23:08] ponyboy: while i finger your hot swealtering pussy
[23:08] slutbag: i want to be your only woman you will give it too so hard
[23:08] ponyboy: probably an action figure
[23:08] ponyboy: oh I WILLL
[23:08] ponyboy: god I love you
[23:08] ponyboy: I love you ariel
[23:09] slutbag: Ariel???
Oh yes I did! :0 snap!
quote:[23:09] ponyboy: oh poo poo
[23:09] ponyboy: gently caress
[23:09] ponyboy: i am so sorryy
[23:09] ponyboy: i was typi ng while iwas wanking it
[23:09] ponyboy: and that just slipped
[23:09] ponyboy: out
[23:09] ponyboy: i totally didnt mean it
[23:09] ponyboy: i could never love that lusty clown of a woman after you!!!!
[23:10] ponyboy: youve stole all my mojo you tiger
[23:10] slutbag: baby i guess you still love her and you want to be with her
[23:10] ponyboy: NO!!!!
[23:10] ponyboy: i dont
[23:10] ponyboy: i will prove it!!!!!
[23:10] ponyboy: i dont
[23:11] slutbag: ok
[23:12] slutbag: you make me feel so sad about that baby
[23:12] ponyboy: i am sorry
[23:12] ponyboy: i dont know why i typed that
[23:12] ponyboy: maybe cause on eof the stitches popped out
[23:12] ponyboy: and her name flashed in my mind
[23:12] ponyboy: that must be it
[23:13] slutbag: ok
[23:13] slutbag: so can i write the info down now
[23:13] ponyboy: I am sending all of the full western union papers to your email
[23:13] ponyboy: so you have it all and can pick up the money
[23:13] slutbag: are you sending it now love
[23:13] ponyboy: and come see me and do that in person you sex goddess voodoo mama
[23:14] ponyboy: i am
[23:14] ponyboy: pressing send right now
[23:14] slutbag: lol
[23:14] slutbag: ok baby im waiting
[23:14] ponyboy: i am going to make a sandwich and grab a drink though cause i am sore and spent
[23:14] ponyboy: need to put some iodine on that stitch too
[23:14] ponyboy: so i will be back in like 20ish
[23:14] ponyboy: email on its way hunnie
[23:14] ponyboy:
[23:14] slutbag: 20mints baby
[23:14] ponyboy: there you go
[23:14] ponyboy: brb
As you can see no amount of degradation can distract her from the golden ring. She keeps going for it and going for it. I sent the WU form with the number that is needed occluded by the receipt. She will need to keep talking to me to get that number. She pinged a few times since and I got into another conversation with her. Kinda.
I'll post the next one with a shorter log in a bit. I believe it ices the cake.
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- Altarran
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Every time I post I review it and look at the logs and every time I cringe because they are so long. I do what I can to cut the dross from the whole so there aren't to many fluff lines in them.
I am currently editing the last chat and it is much smaller and the situation takes a turn to the violent!!!!
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Jan 7, 2009 08:02
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- Altarran
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The day I started the post was day number 3, I think. Prior to that the scammer and I had talked once or twice but she was just feeling me up..err out.
Last night after all that had occurred she logged back in just as I was about to curl up in my closet full of throw pillows and lock the door for the night. I don't have that log with me here at work but suffice it to say the word baby was used a lot. Mandy did NOT say anything at all about Ariel entering my house.
I pose the question, If witnessed a friends violent, rodeo clown, psycho bitch, BSDM with spurs, ex-girlfriend enter his house and leave with a Lego Millennium Falcon in one hand and a bag full of crumpled expertly bagged and boarded vintage mint Spiderman comics in the other with a western union form hanging from the red gash of her face painted mouth wouldn't you tell him right away?
Never mind, I forgot who I was talking to. You'd probably make a thread about it.
I had intended to Cliff's Notes(available in your local book shop) the first log from last night, but realized I couldn't do it justice and that I am having a really hard time focusing today. I am taking an early lunch shortly to run home and e-mail myself the logs.
There is a weird barrel in the corner of my office. No one else has commented on it though, and I find that odd. I think its empty.
That noise! The bell. The gate crashing open. The sound of the air rushing forth from the nostrils of a ton of male bovine fury. The barrel shakes.
...Ariel?...Is that you?
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- Altarran
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Last nights first chat log. I apologize to the people that don't want edits at all but if i didn't edit this would be a mile long. I really only cut out stupid things.
So this was very very late for me and my neck was sore. My sister refuses to give me backrubs after the horrible goo I smeared over her bed. So I was suffering and not in great form.
quote:overfiend: i am here baby
overfiend: where have you been
overfiend: i have been frantic
overfiend: angel baby
bittersweet: yes baby
bittersweet: baby you did not send me thr complete info
overfiend: it should all be there!
bittersweet: were's the control number
overfiend: huh?
bittersweet: and the question number
overfiend: the what?
overfiend: Asuka filled most of it out. She was always the dumbest of us. Not like Rei. Did she do it wrong?
bittersweet: no
bittersweet: but theres no number to get the money
bittersweet: there has to be a 10 digit number
bittersweet: and the question&answer
bittersweet: call Asuka and ask
overfiend: well i remeber the question and answer
bittersweet: ok let me have that now
overfiend: well not really a question but they will say cagematch and you need to respond hulkhogan!!!
overfiend: got it?
overfiend: i met him once he gave me vitamins
bittersweet: ok, and check for the 10 digits
overfiend: lemme get the papers. they are on the dining room table. gimme a minute
bittersweet: ok
overfiend: i am still tripping over the mess that Ariel left. Slim Jims everywhere. she said she talked to you
overfiend: i hope she wasnt mean
bittersweet: its going to be all fine when im there
overfiend: i had to throw out all the 2% milk i bought cause she put her bloody tampon in it!!
bittersweet: she was baby
bittersweet: but its fine
overfiend: can you believe how disgusting she is!!?!?!
overfiend: she took my tranzor-z figure and my special edition gobots that i was going to give to our kids when they are old enough
overfiend: lemme get the papers ok?
bittersweet: baby let me have the details
overfiend: ok i will get them
overfiend: she even cut the Monet i had hanging in the hall! That was an original!
I was so certain I had blown it there. If anything South Africans are known for their appreciation of the impressionists. I needed a moment to recalibrate so I used the paper excuse to hit the kitchen for a juicebox.
quote:overfiend: brb getting papers
bittersweet: ok
overfiend: gently caress i cant find them
overfiend: they were on the table next to my kit..
bittersweet: so what happened to them
overfiend: you think ariel would have took em?
overfiend: she took enough else that dvd player cost it was nice
bittersweet: you are asking me that baby??
overfiend: she said she talked to you
bittersweet: well call the western union now
overfiend: they arent open its 230 am my bank isnt open
bittersweet: baby forget about her,when i get there ill deal with her
overfiend: she thinks she is smart
overfiend: what did she tell you?
bittersweet: baby she told me nothing
bittersweet: so what the hell are you telling me now
bittersweet: you cant call the bank to get the details back
overfiend: she took the papers cause she thought she was smart but she hosed up
overfiend: stupid rodeo clowns suck at finance!
overfiend: that is my domain!!!
overfiend: i had the bank store a digital copy of the document with an outside service for transfering things like that
overfiend: diplomats use it when they want to send things quietly i guess
overfiend: here i will let you have the info to get the number
overfiend: Ariel is so pwnd hahaha
quote:overfiend: she cant stop us can she mandy?
overfiend: i am so glad your mine
overfiend: even if you did a bit of porn online i still love you dp and all
overfiend: heres the website http://www.sectr
overfiend: they are secure transaction its an anonymous site pretty cool tech
overfiend: they use an ip5 multiplex gateway to reroute the css through a proxy server
overfiend: can you get to it?
overfiend: let me know when you get there he said all you need to do if you have to use it is hit the show my image button
bittersweet: Listen baby i keeep loosing my network
bittersweet: so you need to do it now and get it for me
overfiend: 123121533****51031407072635517
bittersweet: and let me head to the bank
overfiend: theres the code
bittersweet: and get my things
overfiend: ok you have all you need just look at it the doc is right there
bittersweet: we arfe going to be good when im there by weekend
overfiend: just click on the show my image and enter 123121533****51031407072635517
overfiend: you there?
bittersweet: hold baby im still on it
bittersweet: baby type the numbers again
bittersweet: i dont think its complete
overfiend: 123121533****51031407072635517
So the number and the site are real and set up by people that are way into this kinda thing. The site holds the image for one view and then deletes it and emails me all the ip info of the user. Like a goonbot.
quote:bittersweet: baby it should be 30 digits
bittersweet: the number is not complete
bittersweet: just check it for me and give me the info
overfiend: lemme look
bittersweet: thanks baby
bittersweet: did you get it
overfiend: no
overfiend: lemme try again
overfiend: you entered all 30 digits when you tried
overfiend: into the form?
bittersweet: yes
bittersweet: try it
bittersweet: baby you might get it
bittersweet: my laptop is messing up
overfiend: hmm ick
overfiend: site says there have been too many attempts in the last 5 minutes
overfiend: its going to lock down for 24 hours and email the purchaser
overfiend: i cant wait 24 hours mandy!
overfiend: try it again
bittersweet: i dint even try it more than twice
overfiend: maybe we can sneak through
bittersweet: ok wait
bittersweet: ill try again
overfiend: ok baby
overfiend: i will see if they have a 24 hour number while you try
bittersweet: but baby you can still call western union this mornin
overfiend: if we cant get it now i will just go in the morning before work
overfiend: we have waited our whole lives for this a single day wont deter us
bittersweet: ok baby
overfiend: i would rather you buy a ticket sooner than later
overfiend: i am itching down there for you!
overfiend: and its not the stitches
bittersweet: call Azuka baby and ask her
overfiend: baby she isnt going to remember 10 digits off a form
bittersweet: call Azuka
overfiend: and its 315 here
bittersweet: and get it baby
bittersweet: she might have it somewere
overfiend: i really dont htink she does babe
bittersweet: ok its fine
overfiend: i guess I could call ariel and ask for the papers back but i don’t think thats a good idea
Would any woman ever tell me to call Ariel in this situation? She not only does but kinda calls my manhood into question. The main thing I took from this section and the next is that whatever else, Mandy truly and honestly doesn't like Ariel.
quote:bittersweet: Do that and be a man for me
bittersweet: baby i want to come and deal with that Bitch myself...
bittersweet: or just call the western union its 24 hours i guess!!!! they will give it to you
bittersweet: so i can head to the bank
overfiend: well what do you want me to do? call her or wait?
bittersweet: and get things ready
bittersweet: i want to be there with you love
bittersweet: Call her
overfiend: ok one sec then
bittersweet: good and tell her you are coming to get it baby
bittersweet: she's not gonna stop us baby
bittersweet: we have to tell her we are much more stronger and we love each other
overfiend: jesus she is a pain
overfiend: she said she is messaging you
overfiend: i said all i want is the papers and would do anything to get them
bittersweet: so what did she say baby
overfiend: she said to tell you to quit blockin her so she can see how bad you want it
overfiend: i told her just give the papers bak and i wouldnt call the cops
overfiend: she said she would just burn the papers if i called the cops and they couldnt prove anything
overfiend: i HATE her
bittersweet: im done talking with her till i get there
overfiend: just unblock her to see what the heck she wants
bittersweet: baby if you are willing to get it for me then get it
overfiend: i will i swear it for you
bittersweet: so go get it!!!!
overfiend: she said she will give it to me but she want to ask you one question
overfiend: so unblock her she says shes making this hard
bittersweet: and baby i dont have any more time for Ariel
bittersweet: she's Crazy!!!
overfiend: i dont either
overfiend: so you arent going to talk to her even for a second?
bittersweet: sooo???
overfiend: she said she wont threaten you or me if you just unblock her for 1 minute
bittersweet: baby she is hosed up
overfiend: she doesnt want me to see what she says
overfiend: i dont know why
overfiend: but i trust you and know you will tell me what she says
bittersweet: ok i will
bittersweet: but baby
bittersweet: this is the last time i will ever speak to her on here
overfiend: i will do anything baby to get this done tonight for you
overfiend: we shouldnt ever have to
overfiend: i told her you will unblock her
At this point Mandy logs off with me and logs into another account to talk to Dear Sweet Ariel who I revere in all 7 heavens in the highest may the red circles on her cheeks always glow in health.
I will get that up momentarily as I am currently bleary and need to insert some paperclips under my skin. Dont listen to the other kids self-embedding disorder can be fun and cool.
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Jan 8, 2009 00:19
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- Altarran
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It's my impression that all they need is some ID with that info on it so when they roll into Western Union they can slap that and the numbers down and get money. I doubt the barbershop is involved in this one.
Or it could be an international ring of Barber con men?
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Jan 8, 2009 02:12
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- Altarran
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Ok.
I feel like Sally Fields
I thank you humbly for the title and avatar. The avatar was a "quick and dirty" one though so if Spiderpie or someone wants to clean it up a bit and send it to me I will reset it and add another couple dollars to this money pit I spend so much cash on.
I have begun researching these crafty scammers! I believe I have a new hobby.
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Jan 8, 2009 02:28
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- Altarran
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liz con queso posted:
Oh my loving god, whoever bought the OP that avatar is a...loving god. REVEAL YOURSELF.
Also that. Reveal yourself in truth and be heralded as a the kindest soul of generosity.
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Jan 8, 2009 02:30
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- Altarran
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i am following up on the last one real quick so i can actually work tomorrow. My sister hasn't passed out yet so I have some time.
This is the e-mail that hit after I went to bed and prior to me getting to work.
Hot Pink Like Ariels cheeks...
quote:Hi Damon, are you okay my love i am so worried about you,pls reply me immediately you get this.....I hope that Bitch dint come to hurt you???Hunnie i trust you that you wont let her do that to you......baby please talk to me my laptop is giving me hard times here i just need to get to you baby and come and Face that thing myself.........
Damon please reply me so i know you are alright!!!!! You are my baby Boy.....and i will do anything to protect you........
YOURS FOREVER
MANDY XXX
This is a short one that came in during the day.
quote:Baby I really do Love you and Trust You....... Baby i want the same from you even if you dont want me there with you anymore and God knows about it.......... I LOVE YOU AND I CARE ABOUT YOU MORE THAN MYSELF.................
I swear I don't add any periods onto these. Honest.
The next post is in the morning unless I feel a strong urge to participate in the discussion. The chat log from today will be part of it.
Did Damon reveal the truth?
Did Ariel actually ride that man?
Will Seth and Summer get back together?
Does Mandy blow the gently caress up?
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Jan 8, 2009 07:52
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- Altarran
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eggyolk posted:
I say we all pitch in and buy Altarran a plane ticket to wherever Mandy is.
Ariel would so kick my rear end. She'd shoot me with a bow or some such.
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- Altarran
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Yesterday, I set 2 alarm clocks this morning and laughed at both of them and was forced to open my 4th chakra get to shut one of them off. No way was I getting to work on time so I needed to call in late. Shoved my sister out of the way. I swear to got her bed should be dry by now but she refused to go sleep in it. I called in and slept a bit more. Finally headed into work and spent the day having the following awesome conversation with Mandy.
This chat is too long. Much too long even after a bit of condensing. Through the whole thing I was trying to build to a dramatic scene but for some reason Mandy seems more interested in money.
quote:[15:28] golddigger: you said she was telling you something
[15:29] golddigger: she made you do something??
[15:29] tuxedomask: she did
[15:29] golddigger: and what was that???
[15:29] tuxedomask: i wouldnt let her ride on me!!!
[15:29] tuxedomask: she wanted me to and said she would give me ze papers! if i did
[15:29] golddigger: so what was it??
[15:29] tuxedomask: but i wouldnt
[15:29] golddigger: dont lie to me Damon
[15:29] tuxedomask: i am not she touched me though
[15:30] golddigger: im a Girl
[15:30] tuxedomask: i have never doubted your a girl
[15:30] golddigger: so dont even lie to me
[15:30] tuxedomask: god mandy i love you
[15:31] golddigger: so what did she make you do??
[15:31] tuxedomask: and if she has screwed this up for me i will b-b-break her ppppowerbook into pieces
[15:31] tuxedomask: ok look first i want you to calm down and just listen ok
[15:31] tuxedomask: promise you will be calm
[15:32] golddigger: im listening go on!!
[15:32] tuxedomask: well you know shes crazy and she now hates you cause she is jealous of our sweet life love
[15:33] tuxedomask: so i guess she wanted to either break us up or hurt me so bad she felt better about her pathetic arthroscopic existence
[15:33] golddigger: she does'nt even know me
[15:33] tuxedomask: she said you told her i should gently caress her for the papers and it would be the last time but i knew that was bullshit
[15:34] golddigger: so what do you have to say for yourself??
[15:34] tuxedomask: because we both know who the only girl i will be with is right?
[15:35] tuxedomask: well i didnt let her ride on me but she said i needed to drat well do something and she would gently caress me up if that was the way it had to be
[15:35] golddigger: so how can you have the gutts to hurt me like that
[15:35] tuxedomask: you told me to man up and get the numbers!!!
[15:35] tuxedomask: i didnt sleep with her
quote:[15:35] tuxedomask: she put the drat clown make up on me
[15:35] tuxedomask: and made me strip down
[15:35] golddigger: and did you??
[15:36] tuxedomask: i didnt gently caress her baby you have to believe me
[15:36] tuxedomask: she is nothing compared to your carmel lovelyness
[15:36] tuxedomask: given the option between you and her its obvious i would choose you
[15:36] tuxedomask: you saw her pic right?
[15:36] tuxedomask: i sent it too you
[15:37] golddigger: yes
[15:37] tuxedomask: she even looks crazy as hell right?
[15:38] golddigger: anyway did you get through to the western union
[15:38] golddigger: and did they give it to you?
[15:38] tuxedomask: you dont even care what she did
[15:38] tuxedomask: she dressed me up in that face paint and stripped me down mandy!!
[15:39] tuxedomask: she made me get on all fours and say "Princess Ariel, please give me the numbers!"
[15:39] golddigger: baby i have a feeling you wanted to do it!
quote:[15:39] tuxedomask: no no no
[15:40] tuxedomask: she mocked me and said that you wouldnt even give me the naked pics cause you didnt trust me
[15:40] golddigger: baby im crying
[15:40] tuxedomask: she bent my arm back and hurt it
[15:40] tuxedomask: your crying!!!!
[15:40] golddigger: just bcos of you
[15:40] tuxedomask: dont cry!
[15:41] golddigger: baby i dont think this can work
[15:41] tuxedomask: she jammed my face down into her crotch and i could smell the green hair dye and she said Thats the closest youll ever get to a real vagina again!!!
[15:41] tuxedomask: it can baby i want you sooo bad
[15:42] tuxedomask: look the cops said last time that if she came within 200 feet they could arrest her
[15:42] tuxedomask: and i called western union and they couldnt do it on the phone but said if i bring my id down they could give me all the numbers
[15:42] tuxedomask: If you leave me I will go jugalo insane!!!!
quote:[15:43] golddigger: baby if you decide you are serious about us,you know what to do
[15:44] tuxedomask: i am serious mandy
[15:44] golddigger: good night!!!
[15:44] tuxedomask: so i am putting my foot down
[15:44] tuxedomask: no you wait mandy you just wait
[15:45] tuxedomask: i have gone through hell out of the hope of love and that you were serious about this relationship
[15:45] tuxedomask: my house is clean and i have even made space in my closets for you!
[15:45] tuxedomask: i have gone through all this stupid western union poo poo for you to get you the money
[15:46] tuxedomask: why do you even use western union! i read that they lose money all the time
[15:46] tuxedomask: i do bank transfers all the time at work and they are super easy
[15:46] tuxedomask: mandy
[15:53] *** "golddigger" signed off at Wed Jan 07 15:53:36 2009.
[16:52] tuxedomask: babe?
[16:53] golddigger: what?
[16:54] tuxedomask: i dint think you would answer
[16:55] golddigger: bcos i want you to explain your poo poo!!
[16:55] golddigger: and i hope you'v been thinking very hard
[16:55] tuxedomask: i was trying to but you left....
[16:55] tuxedomask: i have been. I just went and sat in the restroom for an hour eating mints and thinking
[16:55] tuxedomask: they have those little chalky ones
[16:55] golddigger: well im back!!
[16:56] tuxedomask: Mandy, my heart is heavy like a rock thinking that you dont think that i think that this wont work
[16:57] golddigger: so why are you trying to gently caress with me
[16:57] golddigger: im not a child Damon
[16:57] golddigger: and im not that Bitch
[16:57] tuxedomask: i know you are a woman and not her
[16:57] golddigger: you took me for granted
[16:57] tuxedomask: and i wouldnt gently caress with you
[16:57] golddigger: and you abused my love
[16:58] tuxedomask: i didnt
[16:58] tuxedomask: she abused me
[16:58] golddigger: well u'v already did that
[16:58] tuxedomask: and i had to take it to get the drat money you keep prodding me about
[16:58] tuxedomask: thats all you think about
[16:59] tuxedomask: cant you think about my feelings
[16:59] golddigger: baby i never expect this from you
[16:59] tuxedomask: my inner child is weeping sad tears
[17:00] golddigger: Listen if you are having a problem with the little funds you sent you can go get it back
[17:00] tuxedomask: no i dont have a problem with it
[17:00] golddigger: atlist i have'nt collected it
[17:00] tuxedomask: today was payday and my rent is paid so that money isnt a big deal now
[17:00] golddigger: i can see your money is bothering you that much
[17:00] tuxedomask: id rather have you hear kissing me
[17:01] tuxedomask: screw the money this is about us mandy
[17:01] golddigger: baby go get your money
[17:01] golddigger: so why do you keep giving me the wrong information
[17:02] golddigger: baby as i said you can still get your money back
[17:02] golddigger: i love you not your money
[17:02] golddigger: money cant buy my love i have for you
[17:03] golddigger: if i had it i would have moved my rear end over there to you
[17:03] tuxedomask: i know
[17:03] golddigger: and deal with that Bitch
[17:17] tuxedomask: look i know you are mad
[17:17] tuxedomask: and i want to expain
[17:18] golddigger: ok
[17:18] tuxedomask: you yelling at me isnt helping
[17:18] golddigger: im not yelling at you
[17:18] tuxedomask: ok i left HER cause she yelled like that
[17:19] tuxedomask: i didnt sleep with her last night
[17:19] golddigger: so what are you saying??
[17:19] tuxedomask: You and I are pretty much a couple now
[17:19] tuxedomask: right?
[17:20] golddigger: how am i suppose to know??
[17:20] tuxedomask: trust me? look at all we have talked about and realize that i WOULD NOT do that
[17:20] tuxedomask: Ariel thinks i am stupid but i am not
[17:21] tuxedomask: i know how far i can push her before she really hurts me
[17:21] tuxedomask: i told you she broke my arm remember?
[17:21] golddigger: so you think am just suppose to belive that after she made you strip
[17:22] tuxedomask: thats when i learned that i needed to watch myself
[17:22] tuxedomask: if i hadnt she wouldnt have given me the numbers
[17:22] tuxedomask: and yes they were fakes she gave me BUT!!! listen to this
[17:22] golddigger: baby are you listening to youself??
[17:23] tuxedomask: if i hadnt and she got pissed she would have hurt me AND she may have gone to western union and cashed the money herself!
[17:23] golddigger: so did she cash or not??
[17:24] tuxedomask: no! i couldnt get the numbers on the phone but i could see if it was cashed
[17:24] tuxedomask: and they said it is still an active account waiting to be picked up
[17:25] tuxedomask: so i took a bit of pain. A lot actually. and some embarrasement
[17:25] golddigger: baby if you could see that it means you have the right numbers why you trying to mess my head
[17:26] tuxedomask: no i just said i have the passphrase and question
[17:26] golddigger: i told you if you dont wan t with your cash you can keep it
[17:26] tuxedomask: and was that account made with credit card number still open
[17:26] tuxedomask: well one way or the other i am going to remake the money transfer to you
[17:27] tuxedomask: so i will get the numbers and phrases and I will come right home and email them to you
[17:27] golddigger: so how is it possible you could check if some one cashed it
[17:27] tuxedomask: no one else and no waiting
[17:27] tuxedomask: in fact they have a pc in the bank i wonder if i could just email it from there
[17:28] golddigger: why have you been messing with me all night then??
[17:28] tuxedomask: ?
[17:28] tuxedomask: this is when i called them when you logged out casue YOU were pissed!
[17:29] tuxedomask: I would have told you but you were MAD and sulking
[17:29] golddigger: you gave me alot of wrong info today
[17:29] tuxedomask: making me think you didnt love me
[17:29] golddigger: why is that??
[17:29] tuxedomask: i gave you the info she gave me
[17:30] golddigger: so does that give you the right to mess with my head the way did
[17:30] tuxedomask: look if you dont trust me now we can wait but i have come this far so i dont want to turn back
[17:30] tuxedomask: it was never my intention to do that and you know it
[17:30] golddigger: it seems its you that doesnt trust me baby and you know i love you
[17:31] tuxedomask: whoa! hold on a minute
[17:31] tuxedomask: you are the one that accused me of things I didnt do and you tell me i dont trust you?
[17:32] golddigger: and what is that coz you were the one trying to tell me you loving your ex
[17:32] golddigger: do you think thats suppose to make me smile
[17:32] tuxedomask: i keep trying to tell you what happened and everytime i do you cutme off
[17:33] tuxedomask: i will tell you what she did if you just listen
[17:33] golddigger: im listening ok baby
quote:[17:33] tuxedomask: she painted my drat face and stripped me cause i wouldnt gently caress her
[17:33] tuxedomask: made me get on all fours and said princess ariel can i have the numbers
[17:34] tuxedomask: she laughed at me and asked for it in her again and i said NO
[17:34] tuxedomask: she got on my back like a cowgirl and twisted my drat arm out of socket
[17:34] golddigger: i know she is a Bitch!!!
[17:34] golddigger: and i will get her for that
[17:34] tuxedomask: that slammed my face on the floor and i have the bruise to prove it!!!
[17:35] tuxedomask: she rolled around me and jammed my face in her stuff
[17:35] tuxedomask: and rubbed it around and said "thats better thatn the nasty snatch yer importing from the limeys "
[17:36] tuxedomask: she had a skirt on mandy and no underwear so it was gross cause its her time The red boat has set sail from Isendel
[17:36] tuxedomask: then she punched me in the head two or three times i cant remember cause i was dizzy
[17:37] golddigger: ewwwwwwwwwwwww, you'r disgussting me baby
[17:37] tuxedomask: i wrestled away and she kicked me in the leg
[17:37] tuxedomask: disgusting you!!
[17:37] tuxedomask: how do you think I FELT!!!
[17:37] tuxedomask: i would have gladly forgot the whole thing but you are MAKING ME TELL YOU
[17:37] golddigger: about her thingy!!!
[17:38] golddigger: ok baby just forget it
[17:38] tuxedomask: no ! you wanted to know
[17:38] tuxedomask: so you will listen!
[17:38] golddigger: but i dont want you messing with my head
[17:38] tuxedomask: i dont want this hanging over us
[17:38] tuxedomask: so i am on the floor crying from all that and she smacks my rear end and grabs me down there
[17:39] tuxedomask: you know… there!
[17:39] tuxedomask: TIGHT
[17:39] golddigger: i said forget it baby,since you said you dint sleep with her
[17:39] tuxedomask: it hurt mandy
[17:39] tuxedomask: a stitch popped
[17:39] tuxedomask: do you have any idea?
[17:39] golddigger: listen baby
[17:40] golddigger: are you gonna listen to me??
[17:40] tuxedomask: Does that sound like i had sex?
[17:40] tuxedomask: she jerked me off like she was a donkey punching my junk
quote:[17:40] golddigger: no
[17:40] golddigger: but she told me she was coming to ride you
[17:40] tuxedomask: while she had my face slammed on the floor
[17:40] golddigger: and i told her i trusted you
[17:41] golddigger: well baby
[17:41] tuxedomask: rightly so
[17:41] golddigger: please can we forget about her and act like she never existed!!
[17:41] tuxedomask: if i didnt care i wouldnt have gone through that to gt the numbers
[17:41] tuxedomask: thats what i have been wanting to do all day!
[17:42] golddigger: but you got wrong numbers
[17:42] tuxedomask: look mandy i am upset but i havent been doing nothing all day
[17:43] tuxedomask: what do you need to ask
[17:43] tuxedomask: i have my plan laid out
[17:44] tuxedomask: ocean 11 style
Wow, at this point I am editing the post, fielding Mandy and trying to create a fake internet phone number as I 'may' be able to get a call out of this. Dont get your hopes up though. I have to eat now, my sister brought me some coconut pie and she uses jello pudding to make it. So good, but messy. Yum!
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Awesomonster posted:
Somehow, sometime, you need to quote the lyrics of the song Mandy to her.
I hate you. Get out of my head! You have ruined my next email!!! But I will do it anyway.
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I now vomit a bit when I hear the word, that and my colon pinches up a bit making it uncomfortable to sit in my stylish tight white jeans. From this point on I will only use the word baby in a relationship when I secretly despise the woman and want to passive aggressively mock her but totally lack the balls to do so because she might not put out.
That being said, here is the last set of e-mails so far, bolded so you get sick too.
The one I sent from Asukas. I was aiming from a drunken e-mail. To those of you familiar with YIM I used a red font with the Lighthouse background. Made me feel like scrap-booking, but Ariel destroyed all of that.
quote:Sorry babyI didnt send an email cause I was hoping you would come online to talk with me. I have been playing UNO with Asuka. She kicks butt at that game!!!!
Every time you dont get UNO you do a shot of yager so it ends up being pretty wild but dont wurry i only for you and asuka only firend to me anywy, baby. She is like my sister to me. We used to make paper mache ALL THE TIME babyhehehe. she loved doing that. Just digging her hands down in the wet sticky paper and water and kneeding it till its a gooey mess. Haha like a sister to me, baby.
Anyway I got a little drunk, baby. to relax from the hard week and make the pain go away,baby. I need you to make it all better so i cant wait to see you, baby. I think we drank whole bottle,babyangel hunnie. Asuka told me that i black out a bit and while i was woozy i kept saying your name!!! so sweet baby. A friend of hers came all over as well. Her friend said we should Imanentize the Eschaton as sson as possible. Something about eris lady of discord patron of patrone teeheee, baby. any way she drew on me while i was passed out i have this big red star on my chest!!! i feel dizzy from all the incense.......
GOD I MISS YOU!!!
I need you to do me a favorbaby.
TELL ME ALL SEX HOT PONY gently caress YOU DO FOR ME!!!!
IF YOU DONT I WILL BE SAD AND MAD>!
And her response in that delightful rosy shade of red.
quote:Good Morning D, How are you this morning???Well baby i hope it comes to your mind and very clear crystal dear..At the moment i dont think i want you to take me as just an ordinary girl you met on the internet,there's nothing much i can really do from here but i'm trying my best baby.Baby i can tell you a thousand times that i love you but baby it will only be words if we can't be together...it is obvious our love has involved a few people,that wants to help us grow this Relationship!!Baby you told me Asuka is a nice Lady and i believe you and i'm sure she wants the best for you,say Hi to her for me..Anyway why you telling me if i dont send you all this sex thing you will go Crazy??that's so childish because you know i love you.. But it's fine baby i'll just be waiting to hear from you.. Remember i want to be in your arms as soon as possible so make up your mind baby... Will talk to you later... I really do love you sweetie....
Yours, Mandy....
I feel that a trepanning is the only help I can receive at this point. The bells and calliope music are unending. When i look in the mirror I see a clown standing behind me. The secret garden is no longer a refuge but a trampled mess from stallions and bulls. Ariel is breaking me, friends. If i survive this it will not be unscathed.
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My Golden apple has arrived.
Tigermojo and I suspect that there are 3 separate scammers to It isn't to far off to think they are working shifts. They also probably have text files of template letters that they customize for different targets. Much like e-mail support in any American tech company, some of her letters are more coherent than things I have received from Dell.
One of them is an angry boss dude and another actually seems like it is someone with more of a heart, maybe a woman. She fakes network issues alot when I confuse her. To me that is just like saying, "hold a moment while I research your issue".
I need to get organized as she is waiting for me to log in and I still need to wash the sheets.
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