- Draco Houston
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lol 5
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- Draco Houston
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Maltag posted:
i just finished dead space, good game
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- Draco Houston
- Jul 1, 2007
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this sounds like a job for Driver Detective
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- Draco Houston
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Vhak lord of hate posted:
Little Tommy was playing Halo 3 alone in the dark, his only source of light being the TV. Suddenly Master Chief was hit by a bullet and the shields began beeping.
Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
So Tommy had Master Chief sit behind some rocks until his shields recharged, but still after a minute he was still hearing the beeping
Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
He began to panic so he turned off the XBox 360 and then turned off the TV, and still the beeping came out of the TV speakers.
Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
Tommy began to cry, the haunting beeping causing him to cower in fear when he heard his parents come downstairs. He ran up to them and asked if they heard the beeping but they didn't respond and only stared at the TV. His mother suddenly burst into tears, "I thought I just heard the beeping from the game Tommy used to play before he fell out of that tree after we took the game away from him." Tommy looked down and realized that his hands were seethrough. His parents sadly turned off the lights and went upstairs, leaving Tommy with the constant beeping of recharging shields for eternity.
Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
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Feb 5, 2009 06:12
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- Draco Houston
- Jul 1, 2007
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Vhak lord of hate posted:
once there was a boy who only ever made girl characters and when he was asked why he always said, "well if i gotta stare at an rear end all day it might as well be that of a babe's". well one day the boy ran into a wizard and the wizard saw the boy's hot rear end draeni babe on world of warcraft and the wizard asked the boy, "why are you playing a female?" and the boy told him why and the wizard cast a spell on the boy that made it so every female character he made had the rear end of a male. the boy didn't notice and the wizard felt really dumb and when people asked him why he did that the wizard said it was to teach the boy a lesson but really it was because he got juked before with a dude playing a girl character
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Feb 5, 2009 07:39
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- Draco Houston
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KRFTSNGLZ posted:
And the Gaben, with his cheetos, how he eats those, eats those cheetos
On the golden bust of Gordon just above my chamber door;
Eyes my kingdom of White Castles, face as fat as Dutch's rear end in a top hat,
Face no more than tummy's vassal, a rotund shadow on the floor;
Adumbration adiposed, I recalled threads of Metajo's, frozen food upon on the floor
Quoth the Gaben - 'Forty-four'.
-edgar allan moe
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