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Loveline
Dec 30, 2005

Wow, what a waste of money I mean there is NO WAY this is going to get us space marines and orbital weapon drops. Geeze guys lets get out priorities straight and stick with the cool stuff, eh. :rolleyes:

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Loveline
Dec 30, 2005

Ideal Gas posted:

This is obviously a great advance, but I do not believe that the future of monetary-incineration lies with such devices of mass money-burning. Such projects such as the Objective Independent Budget-Incendiary Weapon, or OIBIW, bring money-burning capacities to the tactical level where so much of today's tax-revenue is cremated - the unique targeting system and above-room temperature 20mm allows individual soldiers to acquire monetary targets quickly and efficiently and then, heh, "waste 'em" without having to expend money that could be burned on things like so called "training" or "fire discipline". The OIBIW has already incinerated millions of dollars during testing alone and will be far more useful for ground-pounding cash-burners than a huge money-pyre.

Rumor has it the OIBIW will be canned in favor of the MAAI, the Monetary Automated Acquisition and Incineration project. Apparently the OIBIW has a AFF (acquire friendly foe) problems and was found to be taking money from its own budget! I really like the MAAI anyway since it utilized a UCDB Universal Currency Detector and Bypass which is capable of detecting 20 millions euros (metric lol) per second per civil service project. That since this will be much more useful against any foreign currency while keeping the american dollars burning at rate of 167 million per second per DARPA project. The MAAI combined with this awesome development from the Megafire project means that most likely the MAAI will be rushed through to operation.