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KillHour
Oct 28, 2007






"We want to make sure you're appropriately beat down by capitalism before we hire you."

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


F - General strike

Jedi425
Dec 6, 2002

THOU ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT



BrianBoitano posted:

lmao this is from an application. Selecting none of the answers was not allowed.



I saw that same question on an application. You in networking?

I'm very glad I decided I wasn't quite desperate enough yet to take that job.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine





PO / PM. Got some other screenshots from the quiz but that one took the cake. I think it's a standard Indeed question bank?

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



BrianBoitano posted:

lmao this is from an application. Selecting none of the answers was not allowed.



Ah yes, the "How quickly can we grind up your resolve and dignity" portion of the questionnaire.

It's a shame you can't answer questions like that with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=638qufyPYJg

"Bitch betta have my money"

MJP
Jun 17, 2007

Are you looking at me Senpai?

Grimey Drawer

Job Seeker

My experience: 3 years in Azure engineering/sysadmin/operations, 6 years in progressively senior sysadmin roles, a lot more before that in helpdesk/desktop support. Azure Certified Administrator Associate, AWS Sysops certified, lots of other MS certs in front of that.

What I'm looking for: an Azure sysops, engineering, or technical problem solver of some sort. I like to futz around and get my hands dirty.

What I'm not looking for: Creating tons of templates or scripts from scratch (I can work with existing stuff, no problem). Helpdesk. More than 20,000 employees. The defense or espionage sectors.

Where I live: NJ

Where I'm looking: Remote, occasional onsite is OK in a post-COVID NYC metro area.

When I can start: Within 2 weeks of an accepted offer

Requirements: FT, health insurance, a decent team of co-workers, work-life balance

Can be reached via: PM

Pedestrian Xing
Jul 18, 2007



Pedestrian Xing posted:

Job Posting

Who we are: a fast-growing enterprise software company with a lot of customers you would recognize. We are what I would call "post-startup" and transitioning into a big corp.

Where we are hiring: Currently WFH, but eventually Atlanta, Austin, Raleigh

Who we are hiring: Senior Java devs (Spring stack), Senior UI devs (Angular/React)

Why you should care:
  • Competitive salaries
  • Full benefits - medical, dental, vision, 401K matching, the whole package
  • Lots of learning opportunities! We are constantly integrating new technologies into our stack
  • Great professional development - ongoing education, certifications, career tracks (coming soon™)
  • At least one goon employee

How to contact PM or post an email and I will reach out. Happy to answer any questions about the company or working here.

Reposting, but we are now also looking for implementation/PSO, DevOps, and C# devs.

(Also always sales, but this probably isn't the right forum)

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007






Pedestrian Xing posted:

(Also always sales, but this probably isn't the right forum)

You'd be surprised.

Joke answer - business travel thread

Ffycchi
Jun 4, 2014

Sigh...challenge accepted...shitty photoshop incoming.


The March Hare posted:

Well that's one way to never ever hire anyone reasonable, wtf.

"tell yourself At least you still have a job"

Well not for bloody long I don't.

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DawntoDust
Dec 11, 2006

Glory is Fleeting,
Obscurity is Forever


Job Seeker

Support contract buyout tomfoolery happened and I opted to switch between two MSPs to stay on the same contract in light of a global pandemic. $New_MSP laid off 80% of us back in fall, it doesn't look great going forward, and I'm way past learning anything new here. I'm getting bombed with LinkedIn recruiters wanting to talk and then backing out when I don't have like >5 years production experience in what I'm interested in. It's past time for a change.

My Experience: Technical problem solver for like 18 years. Field technician/IT & AV work for ~10 of those years.
Currently doing enterprise video-conferencing integration/support 2 years @ $Mega_Corp, also self-training for not having to touch wires or assets assigned to other people as often.
I can linux/unix command line well enough, use a bit of python on top, understand how version control works, I understand most of what I'm looking at with Terraform or Ansible. I'd def like to learn more in that Infra as code space. I'm friendly and I get along well with people, you'll like working with me.

Certified AWS Solutions Architect Associate, should also be certified as an Azure Administrator Associate within a month or so, probably could grab a CCNA with a little lead time if needed.

What I'm looking for: Tier >2 to Jr/SysAdmin/Engineer with Cloud/IaC flavor, everybody has a different name/numbering system.

What I'm not looking for: Blowing people up or Spying-on-your-Workforce companies.

Where I live: SF Bay Area, CA right now looking for full-remote but I can be negotiable about coming in infrequently.

When I can start: 2 weeks after accepting offer.

Requirements: Fulltime, Remote, & I'd love health insurance options that aren't terrible.

I can be reached by: Private messages here are great.

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