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Etherwind posted:Ten sessions later I had a thirty-page letter delivered to the PC who asked the question, containing a detailed answer. you need to post dis
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Bobulus posted:By Grabthar's Hammer... I went through 30 posts just so I could post then then you come in and ruin everything  BY GRABTHARS HAMMER, I SHALL BE AVENGED! 
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I restricted my first game to just the core three books for the sake of simplicity until everyone gets a hang of the system and combat. Any future games I run will be open to eeevvveeerryyythiiiing 
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I actually went out and bough the DMG, and actually sat down to read it, instead of skimming a .pdf. My god, it actually does use anime as an example in some parts. Suddenly all these baseless grognardy complaints makes sense now.
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If you want your monsters to have full PC stats just stat them up as PC's and toss them into a fight what is so hard to understand about this 
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Whats the background on the Corgi race? Was it some TG inside joke? Would you say it is at all balanced? 
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Didn't we have this discussion in the Horrible Experiences thread last week?
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Fuego Fish posted:goddamn 4chan always thinks it can do things better than me This version isn't nearly as good 
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Are there established racial slurs for fantasy races? In Star Trek, calling a Romulan "pointy-ears" was a racial slur, aren't they like space elves or something?
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Bobulus posted:I love the 'Chaos Dragon'. You could probably have some fun actually doing that in a real game if you made up rules for all the things it can actually do. And you have to defeat it before it gets bored and walks off the board. I once played a game of Floorhammer in which a Beagle Class Titan deepstriked mid-game.
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I stat up all of my imaginary girlfriends. I have five 
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Newsflash: Companies release products in order to make money. More at 11.
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crime fighting hog posted:let's play guess the weight: Maybe my inner grognard is showing but this seems like a fairly reasonable argument.
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grognard posted:can't have the corrupted court mage who's slowly mind controlling everyone in the castle, but who dies to a young brat of a prince who sticks a sword in him. Make him a minion 
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10 foot pole as an embedded component 
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Eggplant Ronin posted:Of course, I'll try and give him the benefit of the doubt when I meet up with him at a "neutral restaurant". I only eat at Chaotic Good restaurants.
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I was one-shotted by the lich before my turn.
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RPG.net posted:Oh, and the other character is a Mantid who falls in love with her enemies, stalks them, eats their heads and then gets pregnant - with Mantid babies, but she needs that stimulus to ovulate. This is awesome
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So something thats been bugging me. Grognards like to say 4th edition is an MMO on paper. How do they feel about DDO being 3.5?
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So what was it like when the Diablo supplement for 3.5 came out?
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mandrake776 posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtDWShtflUo This was hilarious
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Ashenai posted:You guys are kind of overreacting there, that has to be the most overused clip ever for making dumb parodies about everything in the world. I seem to recall a website where you could generate those Hitler movie subtitles.
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Drox posted:Why does everyone care so much about the artwork? I hardly look at it. Its the best part
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I'm running a game where some NPC's are racist against monster races that are coming to live in the big city. Am I the grognard? 
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mandrake776 posted:
I have no idea whats going on here. Is he arguing against 4th edition or against older editions? It seems like hes bashing the entire concept of loot.
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It gives me a nervous chuckle because, and I'm being honest here, its something I would probably do if I was bored enough. I once changed an F into an E on my brothers WoW activation code to stop him from playing.
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It was the account key that I changed. He was rather angry at his faulty copy. Still didn't stop him  I Am The Grognard.
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I feel sorry for the cute attractive girl that works at my local store. I can't imagine what she has to put up with.
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I liked the first D&D movie 
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I think his argument is: "What if I want to be a Pit Fighter that uses bows? HUH?" He is using the flavor and name of a PP to define his character as a Pit Fighter, because we all know it is impossible to be a pit fighter with out the Pit Fighter Paragon Path.
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 I have this weird html file of a bunch of traps. They include things like : *Dud Door I* The players find a hidden door. It's painted bright pink and has hundreds of coloured lights and levers. Nothing can force it open, and clairvoyance, teleport etc don't work beyond it. If anyone pulls a lever, everyone within 10' gets a 1hp electric shock and all the lights change colour. Afterthought: The characters are being chased by a powerful monster and they wind up in a dead end with this door as the only way out. See how desperate they get to figure it out with the monster 15 seconds behind them.. *Pit trap with trapdoor* The first character falls into a pit trap for low damage. It's easy to get out again, but if they stop to search, they find a trapdoor to another area in the bottom of the pit. *Glory device* The players find a statue of a fighter desperately trying to press the button in the centre of an amulet he's wearing. The amulet is not petrified and can be taken from the fighter (whose ghost later haunts them?). Pressing the button obliterates everything within 15' - the fighter knew he was going to die and was trying to take the monster with him. Afterthought: To be fair, you should give the players some kind of warning about the amulet rather than just killing them all off for experimenting. Perhaps a loud siren sounds the first time they press the button, and it explodes on the second?
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Rufus T. Turnbuckle posted:With the new year approaching I've really got to thinking: will 3025 be any better than 3024? I mean, it's been 6 years since DarkLord Malchior was "removed from his throne" (and his head removed from his body) and everyone keeps telling me we are better off but I. don't. see. it. I just don't. I guess it's nice that the we don't have the Orc checkpoints or have to provide our identifying runes to any thug with a pike and a shield. But at what cost? I own a modest ring divination manufactury and ever since the new regime has come into place I have been feeling more and more pressure from the local Earthweaver Union to unionize.
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Riidi WW posted:thtas not grognardy its just awesome Hasn't been gassed yet, feel free to contribute. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3241602
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Amish Ninja posted:I like that better. Half dragon breeds should be super rare, and I haven't read much on the origins of Dragonborn but I like the idea that they're some magical fusion of two races rather than the byproduct of a bunch of dragons getting freaky back in the day. Unless there was a legit reason for the latter, like a war or something. I believe 4e Dragonborn are the descendants of 3.5 Dragonborn, which can be found the in the Races of the Dragon book. Super dedicated paladins and clerics of Bahamut could undergo a ritual to make them all dragony (so there were halfing dragonborns, elf dragonborns, etc). All them dragony clerics and paladins made some babies and eventually you have Arkhosia, kingdom of dragon people run by dragons who hate tieflings.
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Angry Diplomat posted:Gonna make a shirt that just says "4E IS AWESOME" and has a picture of a dwarf paladin and a guitar-wielding dragonborn bard riding an Apparatus of Kwalish marked '4e' off of an exploding zeppelin marked '3.x'" wanna wear that shirt While we're on subject, are there any steampunk RPG's that aren't awful D20 supplements?
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lighttigersoul posted:, and Use Rope. (kinky)
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Honeydew posted:This post and its contents inspired the new yogscast, the worst video I think we have ever ever done. Thanks, Ashenai! This was amazing.
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