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murphyslaw
Feb 16, 2007
It never fails
I've been watching him for quite a few years and I think most of his videos are really interesting and informative. It's a bit unfortunate that he bases his character around an obnoxious, foul-mouthed scat fetishist(even though some swearing has its place in a gig like his) but other than that the guy has a lot of fascinating knowledge about the history of gaming and I appreciate him for that.

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Ytadel
Feb 20, 2006

More Action! More Excitement! More Adventure!

Merkmerk posted:

Also, LJN games were loving terrible - I remember figuring this out when I was about 10-11 after Spiderman + X-men : Arcade's Revenge

I never played any of those as a kid, but unfortunately my older brother (and by extension me) did own a copy of NES Back to the Future. Ouch.

Mandatory Assembly
May 25, 2008

it's time to get juche
Lipstick Apathy

Kaddish posted:

I was able to land on the carrier AND refuel. I don't know what his problem is.

Then you must be The Last Starfighter or some poo poo.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
Okay, okay, I admit it, I love the nerd. Of course, my sense of humor is immature as gently caress, so this explains a few things.

That said, the Nerd Turd was pretty lame.

Holy Cheese
Dec 6, 2006
He does hate the Spiderman games and points out something that is inherent in all Nintendo controllers, the d pad is a cross.. how are you supposed to do diagonal? It never works properly. The Sega Megadrive/Genesis did it properly with its control pad.

John Ford Coley
Sep 7, 2005

by Garbage Day

Gammatron 64 posted:

Okay, okay, I admit it, I love the nerd. Of course, my sense of humor is immature as gently caress, so this explains a few things.

That said, the Nerd Turd was pretty lame.

Out of all of his characters, Nerdy Turd is the worst. I'm actually embarrassed to show friends the Odyssey video because of it, and it sucks, because the hardware is interesting to learn about and watch.

On the other hand, I went through a bunch of his Cinemassacre stuff, and it's fantastic, for the most part. It made me put a bunch of Godzilla films on my Netflix account.

Cellophane S
Nov 14, 2004

Now you're playing with power.
Nerdy Turd is probably the least funny thing I've seen in a while

Stink Fuck Rob
Nov 22, 2006
I HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE DECEMBER 4, 2009. ARE U READY FOR A STINK FUCK????
His review of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde wasn't vary fair at all, it's really not that bad :(

the cane kills bees okay

Jeroen
Jun 2, 2004
I have been accused of a stalker!
For the record, he uploaded another video on his Youtube account today; it's the Star Trek video from a year ago. It's packed with the gimmicks we all loathe and a prime example why he should stick to matter-of-fact reviews. He's unusually good when he's ripping games apart on fundamental levels.

Utritum
May 2, 2009
College Slice
thatguywiththeglasses.com posted this video yesterday. It is a major crossover between Angry Video Game Nerd, Nostalgia Critic and many other reviewers from thatguywiththeglasses.com.

Some of the acting and a good part of the effects are pretty lame, plus there is some in-jokes which not anyone may understand. But it is still awesome in a Ultimate-Showdown-Of-Ultimate-Destiny kind of way.

Utritum fucked around with this message at 14:35 on May 10, 2009

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
I find Angry Video Game Nerd videos are best watched by skipping ahead until he actually inserts a game/breaks out a console and should be exited around the time he glares at the camera with a stupid face with about a minute left in the video.

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

I just started catching up on AVGN videos these past two weeks. They're all really good. Even those little skits, while not hilarious, are decent enough and much better than the stuff I've seen other people try to do. Except for the Christmas one with that Captain S guy or whatever. Sometimes the ranting does seem a bit forced, but it really doesn't bother me that much.

Action Andy
Feb 5, 2007

Out From Animals
At the end of the NES accessories episode you see a glimpse of ROB and a promise of a future review. Did he ever do this? I'm sure I've seen it for some reason but it's not in the episode list.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
This is very difficult to watch because of how unfunny it is. I hate his voice, I hate him, I hate you.

BrokenCycle
Nov 15, 2004

A Rough Job, But...

Action Andy posted:

At the end of the NES accessories episode you see a glimpse of ROB and a promise of a future review. Did he ever do this? I'm sure I've seen it for some reason but it's not in the episode list.

Pretty sure that was a set-up for his Indiana Jones video.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

This is very difficult to watch because of how unfunny it is. I hate his voice, I hate him, I hate you.

Which one?

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Super Ninja Fish posted:

Which one?

I was watching one about 32x and genesis peripherals, sounded like a reading of an outdated SA article, but all the humor taken out of it and it sounds like he is actually reading it instead of talking. If I didn't know better I'd say the OP is the guy who made all the videos and just signed up to promote his youtube channel. I know this is supposed to be a flattery only thread or whatever, but the sort of thing has always been condemned around these parts.

The southpark style poo poo poo poo poo poo gently caress poo poo thing wasn't helping either.

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


I've been watching his stuff for a while and I appreciate his stuff for the most part. The recording quality is awesome, I think, and for a dude in a basement, the effects and stuff are fun too. Die Hard is probably one of my favorite reviews. It's informative and funny. "There're guys coming out of elevators, out of doors, out of my rear end!"

Sometimes it gets a little too silly, with the poo poo Pickle and the Nerd Turd or diarrhea dumps or whatever. But his delivery of the word "gently caress" usually sells it for me. "This game loving sucks! It sucks so much it fucks!"

Maybe if he drank something other than Rolling Rock he wouldn't be so angry. :smith:

However, I think his Cinemassacre stuff is wicked cool. Jackie Chan ftw

jred250
Sep 7, 2003
F Zero Novice

zenguitarman posted:

I've been watching his stuff for a while and I appreciate his stuff for the most part. The recording quality is awesome, I think, and for a dude in a basement, the effects and stuff are fun too. Die Hard is probably one of my favorite reviews. It's informative and funny. "There're guys coming out of elevators, out of doors, out of my rear end!"

Sometimes it gets a little too silly, with the poo poo Pickle and the Nerd Turd or diarrhea dumps or whatever. But his delivery of the word "gently caress" usually sells it for me. "This game loving sucks! It sucks so much it fucks!"

Maybe if he drank something other than Rolling Rock he wouldn't be so angry. :smith:

However, I think his Cinemassacre stuff is wicked cool. Jackie Chan ftw

The skit in the Die Hard video was the only skit to really make me laugh hard with him playing the game all bloodied up and rolling around with the NES controller. Other than that, I could care less about the skits.

StickySweater
Feb 7, 2008

Jeroen posted:

For the record, he uploaded another video on his Youtube account today; it's the Star Trek video from a year ago. It's packed with the gimmicks we all loathe and a prime example why he should stick to matter-of-fact reviews. He's unusually good when he's ripping games apart on fundamental levels.

I do like the line, "You want Genesis? You can have Genesis!"

He's probably my favorite internet personality, which isn't saying much really. But hey, it's free entertainment, even if it is kinda gimicky sometimes. I can certainly appreciate his hit or miss style of creativity which is something I lack in every sesne of the word. So I certainly understand, true artist put out a lot of crap, but his good stuff definitley makes up for it. For every "poo poo" based character, there's a really good innovation, like with the Battletoads review.

Also, the whole Atari sex games chronology is a great way to make uninformed friends go, "what the gently caress?"

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001

Action Andy posted:

At the end of the NES accessories episode you see a glimpse of ROB and a promise of a future review. Did he ever do this? I'm sure I've seen it for some reason but it's not in the episode list.

I think the Irate Gamer released a ROB video very quickly after this. I don't know if he avoided following through on this because of it or not.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

I was watching one about 32x and genesis peripherals, sounded like a reading of an outdated SA article, but all the humor taken out of it and it sounds like he is actually reading it instead of talking. If I didn't know better I'd say the OP is the guy who made all the videos and just signed up to promote his youtube channel. I know this is supposed to be a flattery only thread or whatever, but the sort of thing has always been condemned around these parts.

The southpark style poo poo poo poo poo poo gently caress poo poo thing wasn't helping either.

You know, I was wondering if everyone complaining about all the cursing had a problem with South Park. I guess that answers that.

Still, don't give up on him after one video. Watch these videos before you give up on him completely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYDuy7wM8Gk The Power Glove
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/40080.html Dick Tracy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLVGmvmNitg Ghostbusters
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/39469.html Battletoads
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23884.html Atari Porn

I refuse to believe any gamer can make it through any of these videos without laughing or at least being entertained.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I don't mean to act like his RSS, but one of his latest videos, "Board James" is pretty good. He reviews an over-elaborate DnD-like board game that comes with a video.

Now he's starting his Terminator reviews in preparation for Salvation. Totally pumped!

Lavareef
Feb 5, 2009

I'm in a TINY bit of trouble
Well as someone who has watched AVGN for a long time I'm a huge fan of his. Not only are the videos funny, but you can tell that he has a genuine love not only for video games but film as well which can be seen from all his movie reviews and top tens on his site.

He also seems like a genuinely nice guy, which is rare on the internet. Whenever he's out of character he seems very down to earth and you get the feeling that he does just want to make videos because the fans enjoy them, not to gain popularity.

And I think it is very generalizing too to say that his videos are just swearing, it's like saying The Simpsons is just about Homer saying 'Doh'. Sure it's a big staple of the show and a catchphrase, but it's not everything about it.

Lor
Oct 9, 2006

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I don't mean to act like his RSS, but one of his latest videos, "Board James" is pretty good. He reviews an over-elaborate DnD-like board game that comes with a video.

Now he's starting his Terminator reviews in preparation for Salvation. Totally pumped!

Where can I find the Board James video? Checked his Cinemassacre page and Youtube account, and can't seem to find it!

Edit: Ooh, it's like a separate character, on the Cinemassacre homepage. http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?p=1169

Lor fucked around with this message at 17:21 on May 15, 2009

kaptainkaffeine
Apr 1, 2003

Drug Free Since: Lunch
Oh, god, that song. That loving song. Seriously, that stupid, poorly performed song is more annoying than all the poo poo jokes on earth.


Lor posted:

Where can I find the Board James video? Checked his Cinemassacre page and Youtube account, and can't seem to find it!

Edit: Ooh, it's like a separate character, on the Cinemassacre homepage. http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?p=1169

oh my god its dragonstrike

oh my god i had this game when i was like eleven and it was fun

bomper
Apr 26, 2009

kaptainkaffeine posted:

oh my god its dragonstrike

oh my god i had this game when i was like eleven and it was fun

My thoughts exactly... it's weird seeing people talk about that video when I was like the only guy who ever owned it!

IceOrb
Sep 10, 2006

AGENT NAHMAN JAYDEN, FBI.
Terminator review is up on gametrailers.


Ahahahaha the cliff hanger ending with LJN.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I liked that episode. For both games, you look at it first thinking "Well, that doesn't look that bad at all." Then he cuts it down like a tree and shows why it's completely unplayable.

And I dug that music sample from the Sega CD game.

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

That was actually a decent review. I'm surprised he didn't touch on the Genesis version as well, considering that if you know what you're doing, you can beat it in under 15 minutes.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


After watching the review, I was glad to find that the Sega CD Terminator soundtrack is up at YouTube. Here is the full version of that song he samples.

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Here's a link for the lazy: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/49453

I have to laugh every time he notices the LJN logo on something.

I love the AVGN. His reviews are so in depth that you feel like you've played the whole game after watching a ten minute video. I'm not a big fan of his characters or profanity-laced rants, but the bulk of his videos' content makes up for it. I find them very interesting to watch. The editing is top-notch as well.

M3wThr33
Sep 4, 2004

I gave up long ago trying to contribute anything ever.
I liked it. Sucks he never showed the endings, but I can handle that.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Laughing Joking Numbnuts strikes again.

I just rewatched his Nightmare on Elm Street and Texas Chainsaw Massacre videos the other day and I forgot how good they were. Those are two examples of him using characters and gimmicks incredibly well. You've gotta love the idea of some old crazy guy being right outside his house selling atari games for hundreds of dollars.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

I remember playing the gently caress out of Dick Tracy when I was like 6, and I think I remember enjoying it. Everything was fun back then.

I love the nerd, his reviews are always entertaining.

Rabid Koala
Aug 18, 2003


iastudent posted:

That was actually a decent review. I'm surprised he didn't touch on the Genesis version as well, considering that if you know what you're doing, you can beat it in under 15 minutes.

You weren't kidding. I just watched a playthrough on Youtube where the guy beat the game on the hardest difficulty in that amount of time. Did they even test the game before shipping it with four very easy levels? It's not even a matter of knowing where to go because the levels are linear as hell.

Saints Crow
Aug 25, 2006

Johnny is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all bangers

I've seen a lot of his movie reviews/top tens, and they are examples of his crazy knowledge (like a lot of people have mentioned) and I thoroughly recommend watching almost any of them. His series reviews, like the Batman movies/Star Trek movies, are some of the best ones.

This is his review page:
http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?page_id=23

wolf puppy
Apr 15, 2008

by mons al-madeen

bleep posted:

Here's a beautiful song I made dedicated to the Angry Video Game Nerd. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIWFVsSIhpI

You have a beautiful singing voice.

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

Are there some AVGN videos that aren't on the Cinemassacre site? For example, in one of the intros to a video it looked like he was reviewing the Sega Saturn which I haven't seen.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

Are there some AVGN videos that aren't on the Cinemassacre site? For example, in one of the intros to a video it looked like he was reviewing the Sega Saturn which I haven't seen.

There are a bunch of clips in the opening for stuff he's never actually reviewed, at least not for us.

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