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EDIT NUMERO TRES: I HATE ALL OF YOU. EDIT NUMERO DOS: USER TWIGAND BERRIES hosed THE FLASK, TOP OF PAGE 9. IN ACCORDANCE WITH DANNY MANIC'S WISHES - I'M GOING TO EAT MY HAT BEFORE THE END OF MONDAY. abenote: THERE IS A MODERATOR CHALLENGE IN THIS THREAD: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3140263#post360992600 So for my sociology class, I need to know if you're an rear end in a top hat. I know the internet gives people anonymity, and thus confidence, but what I want to know is if everyone becomes a jerk because this, or if you are just a dick all the time. Are you a dick because of the internet? SCIENCE NEEDS TO KNOW. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:20 on May 25, 2009 |
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Pfiffer posted:So for my sociology class, I need to know if you're an rear end in a top hat. I know the internet gives people anonymity, and thus confidence, but what I want to know is if everyone becomes a jerk because this, or if you are just a dick all the time. gently caress you.
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May 20, 2009 17:59
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gently caress you and science.
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May 20, 2009 17:59
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gently caress you, I'm not doing your homework
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May 20, 2009 17:59
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gently caress you, do your own goddamn homework
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May 20, 2009 17:59
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DELETED posted:gently caress you, do your own goddamn homework gently caress you, I said it first.
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May 20, 2009 18:00
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Science can go gently caress itself.
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May 20, 2009 18:00
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gently caress me.
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May 20, 2009 18:00
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You could probably just make the results up yourself. Would be about as good as what you are doing now. Also, gently caress you. Although, to be fair, gently caress everyone!
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May 20, 2009 18:00
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gently caress you. Seriously, just gently caress you.
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May 20, 2009 18:00
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What kind of human being comes to the internet for questions like this? Tell your teacher the internet said "gently caress off!" and then let him know we took your lunch money.
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May 20, 2009 18:00
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gently caress you. What kind of project is that?
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May 20, 2009 18:00
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Leovinus posted:gently caress you, I said it first. gently caress you back, mine was longer
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May 20, 2009 18:01
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nickhimself posted:What kind of human being comes to the internet for questions like this?  gently caress you.
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May 20, 2009 18:01
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Pfiffer posted:I know the internet gives people anonymity, and thus confidence You can't draw this conclusion
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May 20, 2009 18:02
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I'm not a jerk in person or on the internet. Sorry I couldn't be of more help.
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May 20, 2009 18:02
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Leovinus posted:
Hey, gently caress you for correcting me! Fucker.
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May 20, 2009 18:02
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This research is not scientific at all. gently caress.
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May 20, 2009 18:02
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I'm going to hop on board the gently caress you express and tell you to get hosed. Also gently caress everybody ITT but me.
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May 20, 2009 18:02
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reflir posted:You can't draw this conclusion You have no basis by which to refute it, so gently caress you.
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May 20, 2009 18:02
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This is the least amount of work I have ever seen put into a school assignment and a message board post, all wrapped in one.
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May 20, 2009 18:03
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gently caress y'all
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May 20, 2009 18:03
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reflir posted:You can't draw this conclusion
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May 20, 2009 18:03
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It's easy to be a dick when you don't have to back up your words with actions. Fear of an rear end kicking can quell even the loudest beast sometimes.
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May 20, 2009 18:03
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Torgo! posted:I'm not a jerk in person or on the internet. Sorry I couldn't be of more help. Says the guy that loves to post lovely news stories and debate the hell outta people. gently caress you.
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May 20, 2009 18:03
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I'm more of an rear end in a top hat in real life than on the internet. I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.
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May 20, 2009 18:03
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gently caress. Wait, what were we talking about? Right - in real life, I'm still a prick who doesn't like talking to people. In fact, you just made me waste one of my rare posts. gently caress you again. Fake edit: Do your own loving homework.
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May 20, 2009 18:03
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gently caress all'a'you's
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May 20, 2009 18:03
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gently caress you it's y'all
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May 20, 2009 18:04
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ask everyone about their dads bring kleenex
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May 20, 2009 18:04
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Because you don't know what I look like, where I live or anything else about me you loving gently caress.
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May 20, 2009 18:04
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This isn't science
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May 20, 2009 18:04
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reflir posted:You can't draw this conclusion Why you gotta be the first guy in this loving thread to not say gently caress? You gently caress. (Reflir and the OP)
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May 20, 2009 18:04
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gently caress physics.
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May 20, 2009 18:05
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reflir posted:You can't draw this conclusion I agree with this. Sites like this allow people to be total faggots if they want to, and rest soundly knowing their identity is potentially hidden from the internets scrutiny. However, social pages like Myspace, Facebook, etc. do the opposite. Not only can everyone see your face, but they know WAY too much about you (if you're the kind of tool who updates every minute of the day about even the most inane, retarded poo poo like how you just took a poo poo or some poo poo).
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Salutations, Pfiffer! Because you decided to ask for help with your homework like an illiterate community college student, you are now the next victim of the Moderator Challenge! You have 72 hours to complete one of the following: 1) Phiffer more like Michelle Pfeiffer For this challenge, you will need to illustrate, sculpt, compose or write an Epic Love Song for Michelle Pfeiffer. Before you go about writing some lovely haiku or limerick about banging the teacher of Dangerous Minds, let's go over the definition of epic: Epic: very imposing or impressive; surpassing the ordinary (especially in size or scale); "an epic voyage"; "of heroic proportions"; "heroic sculpture". So, for this challenge you may
If your entry sucks, you will be banned or probated. If your entry is awesome, you might even be rewarded. You only get one entry, so make it count. 2) ROWSDOWER!  For this challenge, you are required to dress up and post a picture of your best ROWSDOWER! impersonation. I understand it has absolutely nothing to do with the thread, but I am Mad With Power and I'd like to see some Rowsdower imitations. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRTbW98v8ys - A Brief History of Rowsdower Do not gently caress this one up - if you don't have a mullet, a mustache, a Canadian Tuxedo and look comfortable in a pile of random garbage, then don't bother posting or else you will be banned. Bonus points if you manage to show off the tattoo, alcoholism and other Last Sacrifice cult members in the shot. 3) The Internet Wants To Know About Your Dick For Science For this challenge, you are going to have sex with an Erlenmeyer Flask, and then post a Lab Report of how effective it was for pleasuring yourself, and document the experiment with photographs & a write up. Now let's be absolutely clear: no one here wants to see your junk in an Erlenmeyer Flask. The experiment must remain work-safe at all times, so as not to compromise the validity of your field work. Again - you have to manage to gently caress A Flask but keep it professional and PG-13. You also must keep exact measurements (metric only), and follow the following steps: Observation Hypothesis Experiment (with a control group and a experimental group) Results Conclusion Failure to do so will be in a ban. I sincerely doubt anyone will do this challenge, but I am morbidly curious if GBS will actually commit to such an atrocious act. Phiffer: If you do not successfully complete a challenge, you will be banned. If you do a half-assed attempt at this challenge, you will be banned. However, if you successfully complete the challenge, you may give any poster in this thread after this post your choice of an avatar. However, you will be competing with GBS! If anyone else successfully completes a challenge before you do, they may decide your fate! However, if another Goon does a lovely entry, it will backfire and they will be punished! Normal GBS rules apply, especially the ones about threadshitting, trolling, attention whoring and being creepy. Good luck! EDIT BY HOODROW TRILLSON: abraham: if a goon actually fucks a flask for this challenge ill eat my hat You heard him, folks-- in an IM with me, he said he'd eat his hat if a goon hosed a flask. Get going, people. Abe has just been COUNTERCHALLENGED.
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I don't know how Rowsdower popped in your head but I'm very happy he did.
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Yay. Thankyou AYBraham! I'm so glad I caught this one early, better settle in for the rest of the evening. Edit: I really want someone to do a scientific report about loving a flask.
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Johnny Walker posted:I don't know how Rowsdower popped in your head but I'm very happy he did. Agreed. There has never been a better character in anything ever. Never thought I'd hear that name again.
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Be sure to include this on your internet dickery report! "I came to an internet forum for help with my project, but instead they made me gently caress an Erlenmeyer flask. I broke it  ."
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