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Detective Thompson posted:I would support Aybraham eating a cake hat, so long as he took pictures of him wearing it outside, preferably in a populated area, before chowing down on it. Or, given his obsession with Gooncock, maybe caressing it gently first. E; HOLY poo poo
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May 22, 2009 00:53
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You are my hero. Today is a good day.
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May 22, 2009 00:56
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Time to eat your goddamned hat, Aybraham. 555555555
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May 22, 2009 00:57
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gently caress. My hat's off to you, Twigand Berries. I'll report back in on Monday.
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May 22, 2009 00:57
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jeebus christ on a fuckin cracker he actually got everything right
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May 22, 2009 00:57
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*slow clap*
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May 22, 2009 00:58
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AYBraham posted:gently caress. Get that loving hat in your mouth now, mister!
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May 22, 2009 00:59
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loving gold
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May 22, 2009 00:59
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May 22, 2009 01:00
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HOLY loving poo poo!
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May 22, 2009 01:00
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Aybraham, I hear tobacco is a good reliever of stomach pains- I recommend snus E: Or maybe you'd want to get it out quicker in which case maybe OD on cheap gin and Jolt cola
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May 22, 2009 01:01
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My god, it's full of fives!
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May 22, 2009 01:02
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I have never been more joyous at having spent :tenbux: than at this very moment. Awesome.
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May 22, 2009 01:02
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I am very glad I didn't gently caress that bong. I do have a raging 5 right now though.
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May 22, 2009 01:04
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Abe, you better eat your hat. And film it for the joy of us all. And Twigand Berries, you are the greatest man on earth. For loving a flask. I thank you.
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May 22, 2009 01:04
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I love this forum sometimes. VV AYBraham posted:That was a really well constructed entry, That's what she said lappey fucked around with this message at 01:08 on May 22, 2009 |
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May 22, 2009 01:05
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I am literally crying from laughter right now. Never in a million years did I think I would see a scientific dissertation on one loving a flask. Jesus Christ.
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May 22, 2009 01:06
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That was a really well constructed entry, too, as disgusting as it may be. You totally followed every dammed step of the criteria, even the Safe Work Clause, and turned it into a really funny post. I'm a little concerned that my response won't be as quality, but you obviously put more effort then penis into the flask, so I'm going to step it up. Twigand Berries, the other two successful contestants were flippant on Phiffer's fate. You must decide. Someone also needs to make you a fitting avatar. And I need to go shop for hat ingredients.
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May 22, 2009 01:06
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You have made goons everywhere proud. 
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May 22, 2009 01:07
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I have never been so happy to read a lab report. Thank you so much.
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May 22, 2009 01:07
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I'll pay for the avatar when someone comes up with a good one
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May 22, 2009 01:08
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Hang on abe. You said that "if any goon actually fucks a flask, I'll eat my hat" Therefore, you must eat a hat that you owned at the time you wrote those words. Newly bought/made hats do not count, correct?
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May 22, 2009 01:09
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I feel that we have all won here tonight. I nominate you for the Nobel prize.
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May 22, 2009 01:09
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Twigand Berries posted:The Efficacy Of Using a 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask As a Reproductive Aid For An Average Homo Sapiens Male My hat off to you goon sir.
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May 22, 2009 01:10
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Caedus posted:I am literally crying from laughter right now. Never in a million years did I think I would see a scientific dissertation on one loving a flask. Jesus Christ. Science rules. 
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May 22, 2009 01:10
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This thread right here is why the internet exists. I tip my hat to you Twigand Berries. My delicious, delicious hat...
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May 22, 2009 01:10
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Guy in back corner posted:Hang on abe. shut up
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May 22, 2009 01:12
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AYBraham posted:Twigand Berries, the other two successful contestants were flippant on Phiffer's fate. You must decide. Has he even returned to the thread? If he hasn't, I would have to say ban.
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May 22, 2009 01:12
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God drat you could probably get that published in Science.
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May 22, 2009 01:13
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No food hats. Don't half rear end it.
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May 22, 2009 01:14
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Well jesus loving christ, check that off of things to see in my life.
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May 22, 2009 01:15
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Guy in back corner posted:Hang on abe. I say this with total honesty: I don't even own a hat. The only thing I own that's close to this is a Bike Helmet filled with Stryofoam - so I'm going to have to spend this weekend visiting my Mother while shopping for a hat & explaining just exactly what I did to deserve eating my hat. Rest assured - I have no intention of making a lovely post.
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May 22, 2009 01:15
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Twigand Berries posted:Has he even returned to the thread? If he hasn't, I would have to say ban. He hasn't even returned to the forums. Ban queued. You should probably see a doctor.
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May 22, 2009 01:16
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Wait, now this is bothering me. Did you do the experiment in an elementary school science lab?Thoogsby posted:No food hats. Don't half rear end it. He can't he already said he wouldn't.
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May 22, 2009 01:16
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I love you all.
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May 22, 2009 01:17
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I'm still shocked you had sex with meat.
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May 22, 2009 01:18
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Twigand Berries posted:Has he even returned to the thread? If he hasn't, I would have to say ban. He hasn't.
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May 22, 2009 01:18
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA This thread was completely worth the wait.
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Holy poo poo. This went from a "meh" mod challenge to quite possibly one of the funniest ones yet. Looking forward to the hat eating.
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