Little Robot, Big Scary World

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Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

1. Flee!

# ¿ May 30, 2009 08:42

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Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

4! Keep running BIP ol' buddy!

# ¿ May 31, 2009 21:00

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

No, he should eject all of them and then surf down to the surface on a door.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2009 01:39

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Crowetron posted:

Well poo poo, now I gotta change my vote. Gotta go with the Metal Wolf Chaos tactics here.

I was going with Batman and Robin but I'm not fussy when it comes to door-surfing.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2009 02:50

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

If it's 'Action Stations' I'll be having your babies.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2009 23:27

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Cheap Shot posted:

It was action stations. I can't financially support our children I'm sorry.

Deadbeat dad. You'll be hearing from Child Support.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2009 03:31

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Head for the Escape Pod. Maybe BIP can make a new friend there.

On his way he should write a sonnet using all of the words he's learned so far.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2009 04:11

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Kill the marine. He is mean.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2009 03:50

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

I'll bet you do, you dirty dirty man.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2009 02:12

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Welp, looks like there's only one option here.

Light a fire. :ssj:

# ¿ Jun 11, 2009 04:57

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Yeah, I got mine in YSS1 for propositioning a robot over the phone.

I'd really like it if this thread started spawning unbearably cute robot avatars.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2009 23:47

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Push that button like it's never been pushed before, like it's always dreamed of being pushed. Push the button gently but firmly, your touch whispering promises of forbidden love and burning passion, and of safety, of security. Show the button that you, BIP, are a robot in whom it can confide its deepest secrets, with whom it can finally break free of its past. Afterwards, cuddle the button tenderly in the spoon position and talk about your feelings while you drift off to sleep.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2009 07:00

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Dubious Merit posted:

You are beautiful and I want to hold you.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2009 12:55

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Option 2, attach armour shards/skeleton bits to BIP to form Giga BIP.

Loving it, Cheap Shot. Your drawings in MS Paint are better than anything I could ever possibly hope to achieve.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2009 06:43

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

You mean (x1)Rock Fort.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2009 14:16

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

(3) YES, HELP DOCTOR GO MARINES

These guys seem alright.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2009 09:32

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Sneak into the tent! There might be good things there to give to our cool new friends!

# ¿ Jun 30, 2009 07:12

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Bad Mother posted:

Oh no, Bip looks lonely!

Click here for the full 900x675 image.

EEK! A monster!

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Buttons!

Click here for the full 900x675 image.

There are no words to describe how hard I want to hug that cuddly robot.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2009 04:22

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Oh my god, I've finally found internet Nirvana and it's an adorable robot doing the Thriller dance. Thank you so, so, so much for fulfilling me.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2009 11:43

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

neogeo0823 posted:

Ah well, it happens. The lower volume one wouldn't work either? Do you have enough time to cast another voice? Much as I like the idea of a Scotish army, I was hoping to hear different voices for each marine.

I'll chuck my hat into the ring for the next casting call too. For a multinational army! :australia:

# ¿ Aug 14, 2009 00:53

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

(3)Go chill with the sniper. He's super cool.

Absolutely this option. BIP needs a BFF, and we can help him with the Mysterious Sniper Device!

# ¿ Aug 14, 2009 09:52

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Dubious Merit posted:

(2), find that sniper! Snipers are like cats, except instead of the most comfortable spot in the house they're in the best hidden spot. Once we're safe hiding with him, we can (1) look for more invisible guys and point them out to him. I bet he'll appreciate our help!

~~King~~ ~~Queen~~ Goon-Royalty of CYOA threads.

Echoing DM's plan. Again.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2009 08:24

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

FredMSloniker posted:

Have BIP hand over the device, then salute the captain while he examines it.

This, with a hug beforehand.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2009 07:00

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Fantastic update, well worth the wait. How do you keep being so excellent?

Option 2, because bros before hos. And Bonus option b because a Captain who says poo poo is a Captain who needs a present.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2009 08:11

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

everyone posted:

2B

Or not 2B, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2009 04:47

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Well this is awkward.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2009 14:01

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

How's this?

# ¿ Oct 9, 2009 11:39

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Talorat posted:

^^^^ Loved your new album by the way

1 and "Help BIP learn BIP memory. Help BIP learn BIP data. Help BIP learn BIP"

I like it. Let's do that.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2009 03:26

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

gruvmeister posted:

This one feels more like a multiple choice question where the teacher made a bunch of humorous and (hopefully) obviously wrong answers and the right one sticks out.

Rolling Stone it is.

You picked one of the obviously wrong answers.

Jefferson Airplane, baby.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2009 02:18

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

(1) Attack with Goo!

# ¿ Nov 18, 2009 07:08

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Tesla was right posted:

Attach third eye.

Become enlightened.

This! This and BIP hide! Stealth guru.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2009 09:36

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Cat Terrist posted:

3+Chip of course.

This. Make BIP's dreams come true!

# ¿ Dec 23, 2009 03:32

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Poor BIP.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2009 06:50

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Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

That was amazing. Thanks so much Cheap Shot.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2010 06:53

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