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BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yes, more robot luv in GBS.

Subscribing because I want to know how this turns out for Bip. Glad it already learned to read two words.

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BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I think BIP should eject several escape pods as decoys.

EDIT: This is a vote for option 4.

BetterWeirdthanDead fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jun 1, 2009

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
escape pod

That rock formation is probably crawling with Jawas. That's not the kind of robot dungeon I want our blip to be.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PeenCommander posted:

Escape Pod Look for survivors but on the way rip out the string from the yo-yo, fashion it into a lassoo and try and catch a small critter for a pet/companion for the adventure ahead

But he could make the yo-yo walk the dog!

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Name the bug Go-Ship.

Draw the rank symbol in the dirt and check if it matches the one BIP was told to look for.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Polls, Schmolls -- the bug's name in Go-Ship.

Find other escape pods, hug the wounded to cheer them up.

Draw a caricature of Go-ship, and see if anyone knows how to use the yo-yo.

BetterWeirdthanDead fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Jun 4, 2009

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm in favor of surrendering by means of writing "help" and "doctor" in the sand and checking the robostrich for the star insignia.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chaos Motor posted:

I'm hit, I'm hit! Man down! OMG that's too funny, I finally got a custom robolove title! :clint:

You got an especially sexy one, too.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Cheap Shot, I forgot to ask yesterday, but does one of the marines happen to be wielding a Shishkebab?

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
IS BIP capable of changing his own oil?

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Option 2

Get drunk on the oil and be sure to stash some more for later.

We need to recover that tracker so it can't be used against out fellow marines, but I also don't want to take the risks associated with fire in a room full of crates and oil drums.

For all we know, those nonmetallic walls are an advanced (and flammable) type of polystyrene.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I hope this becomes a BIP fan project bandwagon.

I need to make a chiptune for this thread, A BIPtune, if you will.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Grenade! Grenade! Grenade!

I hope BIP gets a sticky achievement.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
2

These not nice humans are trouble. Let's find some more friendlies.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm thinking 3.

I also like the idea of drawing the Earth Front logo with a question mark to make sure they're friendlies first.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Four!

Find some cover with Go-Ship and avoid being shot in the cross-fire or stomped on by the walker.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pick up Odd Rock, get some oil, try to feed Go-Ship, help the marines.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Screaming Idiot posted:

Says the guy with the robot sex avatar! :gonk:

Keep posting in CYOAs, and you may find yourself amongst our ranks.


Joinnnnn ussssss. :roboluv:

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
2B and make sure Go-Ship comes with us!

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Seconding a medal for Go-ship.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It's by a great coincidence that I read this update while listening to Phlogiston.

I suggest you try doing the same:
http://www.8bitpeoples.com/discography/by/phlogiston

Bip Go Help Captain. Find Data.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cheap Shot posted:

He doesn't understand what death is. Being offline is the closest thing he has to compare to death, and he believes that is synonymous with sleep.

So it's the same problem both Skynet and Johnny 5 faced?

Then we definitely do not want "Bip learn gun" to happen.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lorak posted:


Danger, BIP Go!
Run, Run!
Do Hide, Enemy.
BIP Time.

This is the best Sinistar-related imagery I've seen in a while. Yes, even better than my my band I named after a Sinistar phrase.

Make like a Rolling Stone

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It's okay Cheap Shot. I still love your thread.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Go Go-Ship!

I'm voting for option Corrosive Goo Attack.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Go-Ship may be injured in the blast, so I'm not in favor of grenades.

The insecticon came to our rescue, and we should return the favor by making sure Go-Ship can escape as well.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
1-A

This goo is preventing us from hugging Go-ship.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
BIP NO DANGER

Report to the captain and be sure to check on Go-Ship and our orange buddy.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The thread's still here, and I'm still here.

Thanks for having Bip tweet on this.

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I agree with the kazoo, but want BIP to Take Cover.

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BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A toast to all CYOAs!

Thanks again for posting this story and letting us ruin run BIP, CS.