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lol goons are going to spend thousands of dollars to go to hawaii and will probably stay inside


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corsair posted:

someone go read that hawaii thread and give me the full story

just did. it's going to be called samadhi village which means it should be done shortly

http://www.samadhivillage.com/


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it's got a website. who will mod the forums for the retreat center?


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they kicked the guy with agricultural and construction experience off the project. rex meteorite released rough concept art of the sustainable fishery and yoga studios.


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i'm glad sep is posting this stuff so i dont have to


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those people are all going to die


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AYBraham posted:

Iím a woman and Iím fat.

After you stop gasping in horror, grow the fark up and deal with it. You donít buy my food, my clothes, nor do you fill my car with gas so piss on your self-righteous indignation. I pay for my own health care so stop trying to blame me for your rising insurance premiums. Iím tired of hearing your false platitudes about how I should lose weight for my health. Stop ASSuming I donít eat healthy food and exercise just because Iím fat. While youíre at it, stop ASSuming thin people are always healthy too.

If you donít like the way I look stop whining; do the adult thing and simply look away. Contrary to what youíve been told, I donít have an unspoken obligation to please your eyes. And for your information I bathe at least once a day during the Winter, and twice a day during the Summer so stop curling your nose up. The only thing that stinks around here is your putrid attitude. Screwing your face up like that only makes me look even better because baring your teeth in disgust makes you look like a rabid hairless chihuahua.

No, I donít hate skinny biatches. All true biatches are worthy of respect. Itís superficial skinny coonts I canít stand, right along side superficial fat farks. Just because Iím fat doesnít mean I have to listen to you whine about your eating disorder to prove I am not prejudiced against thin people. I have my own eating habits to keep in check without being burdened by someone elseís deliberate food fark ups. Iím fat, not a professional sympathizer for the self-labeled ďpretty peopleĒ who throw up, starve, snort coke, or do whatever stupid things to stay thin. Iím not anti-thin, Iím anti-enabling people to act stupid without criticism.

what an incoherent fat piece of poo poo


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tiem to hack away at all this vegetation in order to restore the natural ecosystem. should i rent a bulldozer?


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hopefully they will come across some abandoned bathtubs in the jungle or they wont be able to grow anything


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add samadhi jungle to zybournemap.jpg


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his helper will spend the entire first day carving a walking stick


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charliemaul and shivadas both volunteer, happy for havign a chance at feweer bugs in their house


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207-563-5532 posted:

lmao. i mean im laughing but that is exactly what is going to happen


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Boogiedown Blake posted:

i know we make up little funny goon situations about goons in the jungle and how they are fat and creepy and love laptops and stuff but in all seriousness they are actually posting in that thread about hoping that the grueling labor in the jungle will shed off the fat they have

even the op said he had a hard time carrying all the stuff he needed


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corsair posted:

yeah but I have one because I had land that required that sort of tool at my old house you own 2 cause you're a goon

are you my dad??


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johnny fiveaces doing yoga poses


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at least it wont take much to break her spirit and remold her into a wood carrying drone


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he can wring her hair into the gas tank of his bio-diesel truck


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people from idealist were too critical of his lack of concrete planning


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when he advertised on craigslist he only got incessant emails from some bostonian hipster named tristan who writes about "sweet maui mams" and "labe luaus"


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this dog was among the most recent group of pledged volunteers. he backed out after remembering he was a dog


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have you ever heard tool played on a slack-key guitar? you are in for a treat, my friend.


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corsair posted:

no no one this is FYAD no one though of it yet congratulations fishblades


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think you can call home? good luck finding your phone in 100 acres of bushes


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CaptainWinky posted:

i dunno but the new max's wardrobe looks like it was inspired by goons instead of otehr way around



if those stains were marinara or wing sauce instead of blood i'd agree with you


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The Goatman posted:

lol imagine being that person or knowing that person


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A Gentle Breeze posted:

Goons, on some level, are driven by a manic lust for their own demise. Only by falling out of a truck into gravel until they re dead can goons escape Samsara.


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im too much of a pussy to stomp on the mongoose so i shot it repeatedly in the face with a bb gun until it died. it took 2 hours and 150 shots. thinking about buying a bigger gun with the grant money i received from the carnegie institute for peace.


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CaptainWinky posted:

thats an old pic though, dude lost a shitload of weight

now he only weighs two shitloads


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Liface posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSds7E-YSEM
the first of the noble adventurers reports from his living quarters

thanks for posting a really boring video. did you know that posting in fyad lowers your postcount? as someone who cares a lot about postcount, i thought you would be interested.


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I Hate Admin !! posted:

have any goon bodies washed ashore yet

i didnt know hawaii was close to senegal, but yes http://www.google.com/hostednews/af...yHoKMJBeql4X07Q


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i moved to hawaii and live off the theft of their food and equipment. im cooking hot pockets on the engine block of a gator right now


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i have been perfecting an especially savage breed of mongoose that has the ability to use crude weapons


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Socratic Moron posted:

We're still building trails, working on the gate (as you can see above) and various other projects. My parents are out at the land which has been a lot of fun for me. My dad and I built a hat and coat rack out of strawberry guava since they were getting strewn all over out tables:



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A Gentle Breeze posted:





Cool plans.Cant wait to build


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Nutt Hogg posted:

sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and remembr that this is real. what they are doing is actually really happening. and thn i laugh in bed until the sun comes up (sometimes 4-6 hhrs of laughter)


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