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that is because scootsmagoos e-funeral is today

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# ¿ Jun 9, 2009 13:45

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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 06:39

Good Times Orc posted:

one summer i was setting pilings or whatever and we got our really unfit friend to come along and he couldnt freakin last even like 4 hours for one day lmao. that is what this is going to be except with probably 50% of the people, 5 days a week

yeah its going to be hilarious, this one fat kid wanted to work with us last summer nad 2 hours into it was "tying his shoes" aka bending over and struggling to breath while he wisped his hands over his boot like a snake charmer trying to get his laces to tie themselves and 4 hours into it he was puking and quit and went to the quiznos across the street for 5 lbs of comfort food

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# ¿ Jun 9, 2009 18:48

Ingwit posted:

Samadhi Village: Year Two

im laughing so hard at everything but this pushed me over the edge as i imagine a scene akin to the aftermath of jonestown except its by a beach and ppl are poking the dead clothed whales

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# ¿ Jun 9, 2009 18:54

Boogiedown Blake posted:

her bf turned out gay
Dear Gaz,
I don't care that you're gay. I will get that out of the way first, because I mean it. I would still want to be friends with you if you had 2 glass eyes and webbed feet.
But you lied.
You said you'd slept with loads of girls. You made me believe that in the summer, if I got you drunk enough, we might be able to at least have pity sex and I would be happy just for that moment. But no, you turn to me and say that you're gay.
3 months after you knew I liked you.
Okay, so I'll admit, I have bad reactions with guys, I have trouble distinguishing fantasy and reality. But that's your fault too. You made me believe it would work. It's just like the book True Believer. I'm LaVaughn and I've walked in and seen the one guy I want, kissing another guy on the sofa.
I feel so empty right now.
This is strike 2. The next man who upsets me with lies will count as strike 3. And then it'll be out. "Either you, or I, or both must go." gently caress, I love Shakespeare. And right now, I hate you.

i would go gay if i had to gently caress her and most everyone here would too

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# ¿ Jun 9, 2009 18:59

Gloria GBStefan posted:

Nebula Sky Trick.

hes one of my favorite people aand also my goon boyfrined

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# ¿ Jun 9, 2009 19:01

hahahah the male goons are going to resort to sucking the wormy leaky milk from that tokyo sluts tits once they impregnate her

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# ¿ Jun 9, 2009 19:06

lf this is your opportunity to prove to the world that youre smarter than everyone else and can make communism work in a communitarian setting, if you dont do this youre pussies, cowards and failures and should shut the gently caress up about your ideology forever