207-563-5532 posted:

beer and weed are foods right

Slabs posted:

If I had to choose one reason I moved to Hawaii, I may very well pick the cheap and super delicious mangoes. However, since moving here, I've been battling a horrible rash on my face, hands, and other areas. I would have sworn that it is poison oak (which I have had many times before and am VERY susceptible to) but poison oak and poison ivy are not present here in Hawaii.

It turns out that the skin of mango fruit and the sap of the tree have the same oil as poison oak, "Uroshiol". If you're susceptible to it, mangoes can give you the exact same rash you get from poison oak. And good god has it been kicking my butt.

Therefore, if you know you're sensitive to uroshiol, take care when handling and peeling mangoes. Be sure to wash the fruit thoroughly and wear gloves when handling it. Word is that the skin and sap are the only problem areas but I have yet to test that. I'm going to let me current rash clear up first then i'll test things out and report back.

graey alien posted:

1- This goonteer is especially excited because her adventure starts on the 14th (although I'm not out in Hawaii until the 29th). Unfortunately, due to the size (or lack there of) of my suitcase, I may have to buy some equipment or extra footwear in the second hand shops of Hilo. I can't take a bigger case because I just don't have the strength to lug it up and down the steps of the Tokyo transit system. The other option is to ship some of it out to you now and ship it back before I leave, which I am more than happy to do (e.g if you get some leopard print wellies in the post, they are mine so try to resist wearing them).

2- Thank crap. I don't want nightmares about things nibbling my toes.

3- Can you leave out the brain? I've heard nothing but bad things about feeding brains to animals (grew up with the BSE scare). Just chuck the heads in a big ol' pile beneath the WELCOME sign.

Boogiedown Blake posted:

*muscled goon with a cowboy hat swings himself up into the cab of the raised 4x4* Let's go haul our week's firewood.
*frumpy girl wearing a pea coat in the 110 degree jungle heat steps in a pothole* *breaks ankle*

207-563-5532 posted:

you mean i cant actually do forestry with my "godly blast"

Boogiedown Blake posted:

Maaaaannnn...(and goon wife) In the box.

kliksf posted:

bbchops posted:

i'll be right round.

Slabs posted:

she'll go missing before anyone hears about it though.

then goondolences and donations will flood in

corsair posted:

I could probably get a goon to be our maid for like 100 a month plus food I bet

corsair posted:

yeah like I would let a goon anywhere near my family lmbo

A Gentle Breeze posted:

Hammers up needlepoint sign that says "Theres no shed like shed"
hits hand with hammer by accident
dies

207-563-5532 posted:

day 4. spent the rest of our food money on wireless network relay equipment. i have the only wpa-2 secured network in the whole jungle. thank goodness i can take what i need from the land

4XL wolfshirt posted:

seriously i would be as terrified of giving that dumb bitch a machete as i was when i had to give a fat goony scout an axe we all basically backed way the gently caress up and prepared to call an ambulance

corsair posted:

yeah but I have one because I had land that required that sort of tool at my old house you own 2 cause you're a goon

AYBraham posted:

that dude who was all ripped cutting down jungle wasn't him; it was a tour guide he hired

lmao

4XL wolfshirt posted:

i volunteered for the scouts in the barrio in austin and we had one fat white kid who was basically a retard and his mom was on welfare i mean he was like a little LSTB

Good Times Orc posted:

J.M. Goetzee posted:

what is this thread about

graey alien posted:

DocEvil posted:

i think this is what zach galifianakis or w/e looks like without the beard

corsair posted:

no no one this is FYAD no one though of it yet congratulations fishblades

GET BUCK posted:

its gonna be an entire island of piggys

Boogiedown Blake posted:

not much is going to happen right now but the girls flight is this month

DocEvil posted:

The Goatman posted:

We've lost one. <--- thread title i want to see on hawaii goon man forum in about 4 weeks

bbchops posted:

an absence of logic

pok posted:

*eats an entire trucload of dirt!!!!* oi, awf'ly sorry guv'nah..dint get no dirt delivered today, nosir! *strikes a wicked zombie pirate pose*

Nutt Hogg posted:

may i direct you to our coat rack...