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207-563-5532 posted:

beer and weed are foods right

you could make a nice soup


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the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

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Slabs posted:

If I had to choose one reason I moved to Hawaii, I may very well pick the cheap and super delicious mangoes. However, since moving here, I've been battling a horrible rash on my face, hands, and other areas. I would have sworn that it is poison oak (which I have had many times before and am VERY susceptible to) but poison oak and poison ivy are not present here in Hawaii.

It turns out that the skin of mango fruit and the sap of the tree have the same oil as poison oak, "Uroshiol". If you're susceptible to it, mangoes can give you the exact same rash you get from poison oak. And good god has it been kicking my butt.

Therefore, if you know you're sensitive to uroshiol, take care when handling and peeling mangoes. Be sure to wash the fruit thoroughly and wear gloves when handling it. Word is that the skin and sap are the only problem areas but I have yet to test that. I'm going to let me current rash clear up first then i'll test things out and report back.

wow. you gotta have the worst life if your body is rejecting mangoes


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
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graey alien posted:

1- This goonteer is especially excited because her adventure starts on the 14th (although I'm not out in Hawaii until the 29th). Unfortunately, due to the size (or lack there of) of my suitcase, I may have to buy some equipment or extra footwear in the second hand shops of Hilo. I can't take a bigger case because I just don't have the strength to lug it up and down the steps of the Tokyo transit system. The other option is to ship some of it out to you now and ship it back before I leave, which I am more than happy to do (e.g if you get some leopard print wellies in the post, they are mine so try to resist wearing them).

2- Thank crap. I don't want nightmares about things nibbling my toes.

3- Can you leave out the brain? I've heard nothing but bad things about feeding brains to animals (grew up with the BSE scare). Just chuck the heads in a big ol' pile beneath the WELCOME sign.



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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

Boogiedown Blake posted:

*muscled goon with a cowboy hat swings himself up into the cab of the raised 4x4* Let's go haul our week's firewood.
*frumpy girl wearing a pea coat in the 110 degree jungle heat steps in a pothole* *breaks ankle*


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

i want to go so i can put all the firewood back from where they hauled it from.

firewood trolling


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

207-563-5532 posted:

you mean i cant actually do forestry with my "godly blast"

*axe swing* *goes ssj4*


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

Boogiedown Blake posted:

Maaaaannnn...(and goon wife) In the box.


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

kliksf posted:



brawny


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

bbchops posted:

i'll be right round.

put a treadmill in your allotment


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

also i think that girl would probably get raped.


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

Slabs posted:

she'll go missing before anyone hears about it though.

then goondolences and donations will flood in

dear diary,

I flew from Tokyo to hawaii chasing a dream that turned out to be a nightmare. every night i have to sleep with one eye open. four of the overweight gentlegoons have been inching ever so close to my camp site every night. I fear for my life.

sometimes dreams are better left as dreams.

if this is my last entry please post my story.

sincerely,

Tokyono


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

corsair posted:

I could probably get a goon to be our maid for like 100 a month plus food I bet

whatever room they stay in you'll never get the smell of arby's out of it after they leave.


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

corsair posted:

yeah like I would let a goon anywhere near my family lmbo

welcome. I've set up a cot in the shed please make yourself at home....in the shed.


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

A Gentle Breeze posted:

Hammers up needlepoint sign that says "Theres no shed like shed"
hits hand with hammer by accident
dies

*runs ethernet cable out to shed*


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

207-563-5532 posted:

day 4. spent the rest of our food money on wireless network relay equipment. i have the only wpa-2 secured network in the whole jungle. thank goodness i can take what i need from the land


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

heat stroke is really going to be a big issue.


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

4XL wolfshirt posted:

seriously i would be as terrified of giving that dumb bitch a machete as i was when i had to give a fat goony scout an axe we all basically backed way the gently caress up and prepared to call an ambulance

do a lot of goon camping jim


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

corsair posted:

yeah but I have one because I had land that required that sort of tool at my old house you own 2 cause you're a goon

animated gif of fat goon spinning on bed holding two machetes


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

AYBraham posted:

that dude who was all ripped cutting down jungle wasn't him; it was a tour guide he hired

lmao

hahah


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

4XL wolfshirt posted:

i volunteered for the scouts in the barrio in austin and we had one fat white kid who was basically a retard and his mom was on welfare i mean he was like a little LSTB

lol it must have been your idea to hand him an axe. i like your style


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

Good Times Orc posted:



lmao


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

seriously i really hope someone dies.


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

*gets really buff building huts* *dies from new virus called burning man*


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

J.M. Goetzee posted:

what is this thread about

some guy has land in hawaii and is asking goons to volunteer to help build stuff


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

graey alien posted:



ah.


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

DocEvil posted:

i think this is what zach galifianakis or w/e looks like without the beard

hahahah


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

did anyone make the joke about Samadhi Island being short or small yet?


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

corsair posted:

no no one this is FYAD no one though of it yet congratulations fishblades

hey i heard Samadhi Island is short/small


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

welp gotta call mom *pulls out machete*


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

i wish i was a 5 foot 4 white rapper with a girl voice.


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

GET BUCK posted:

its gonna be an entire island of piggys

who will come out on top of a group of piggys


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

so did any one die yet?


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

thread lost some of its steam.


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

Boogiedown Blake posted:

not much is going to happen right now but the girls flight is this month

lmao


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

DocEvil posted:



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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

The Goatman posted:

We've lost one. <--- thread title i want to see on hawaii goon man forum in about 4 weeks

it will probably be sooner


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

bbchops posted:

an absence of logic

much like your posting!


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

pok posted:

*eats an entire trucload of dirt!!!!* oi, awf'ly sorry guv'nah..dint get no dirt delivered today, nosir! *strikes a wicked zombie pirate pose*


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the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

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G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
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Nutt Hogg posted:

may i direct you to our coat rack...

lmao


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Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.