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The Goatman posted:

I am going to get married soon and I want a special Groom's cake. I want to have my sheet cake to have Han Solo in carbonite printed on it. Can a kind goon-sir provide me with a high-quality, large picture of Jabba's prized wall art?

jabba eat teh han


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Samoans no longer fattest people in Hawaii


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If I had to choose one reason I moved to Hawaii, I may very well pick the cheap and super delicious mangoes. However, since moving here, I've been battling a horrible rash on my face, hands, and other areas. I would have sworn that it is poison oak (which I have had many times before and am VERY susceptible to) but poison oak and poison ivy are not present here in Hawaii.

It turns out that the skin of mango fruit and the sap of the tree have the same oil as poison oak, "Uroshiol". If you're susceptible to it, mangoes can give you the exact same rash you get from poison oak. And good god has it been kicking my butt.

Therefore, if you know you're sensitive to uroshiol, take care when handling and peeling mangoes. Be sure to wash the fruit thoroughly and wear gloves when handling it. Word is that the skin and sap are the only problem areas but I have yet to test that. I'm going to let me current rash clear up first then i'll test things out and report back.


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just like lost but everyone is hurley


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hmmm this naruto headband is proving ineffective


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Shades... check. posted:

also i think that girl would probably get raped.

she'll go missing before anyone hears about it though.

then goondolences and donations will flood in


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rename thread Hawaii 5-5-5-5-5


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Ingwit posted:

hurrrwaii


We trapped our first mongoose today. Those fuckers are MEAN. WOW! Hissing, growling, spitting, snarling; I have no doubt it wanted to eat our faces. Any ideas for humane killing of these things? Opening the cage while it is alive is a NO GO. As such, I'm not overly comfortable shooting it. Drowning it would work but isn't very humane. Ideas?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVUmOnowmIY

mongoose versus mong-goons


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Gloria GBStefan posted:

quote the anime.

nyo-more


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J.M. Goetzee posted:

hell i can do that

make a video

be a star

(of a docevil thread)


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Livecock posted:

Shart of Darkness

Colonel Squirtz


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horse manure on your roses? you wanna be using the piss!


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Pissin' and zippin'

Doin' a days work


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zipline rotates for piss sprinkler effect. goontech™


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bbchops posted:




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corsair posted:

lmao so it was that guy??

loving HELL CORSAIR PAY ATTENTION


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corsair posted:

look I didn't have time to read all this and now I'm going to the ocean

sea you later


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rubber cat posted:

summary of last 40 pages plz

a stage production of apocalypse now by fat retards


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corsair posted:

I'm also a consummate pervert, my porno collection currently approaches three terabytes of assorted images, movies, texts, etc etc. I'm bisexual but only really attracted to very specific types of dudes, so.

you gay bastard


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2 fat 4 my lambo posted:



is that Edward Furlong or madlilnerd?


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"I was saying boo-urns" corsair, the simpsons


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