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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Thank'ye.

That said:

:laugh:

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SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

Joust posted:



NotWearingPants posted:



With the heat index nearing 90 here, I thought my day was ruined.
These, these have changed everything.
Thank you.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


redbackground posted:


It's killing me that I can't remember where that is from. Little help?

ukulele bastard
Dec 5, 2006

Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cock, butthole, Barbara Streisand!
That's Vincent from "The Black Hole"!

Mr. Blastaway
Jun 23, 2004

Requesting a version with her holding a zombified Ronald Reagan.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde
Sarah moves in for the rear naked choke

B4Ctom1 fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Jun 26, 2009

bacteriophaggot
Mar 6, 2007

squirt.
I don't even think we're making fun of her children. We're making fun of Sarah Palin, particularly the fact she likes using her special needs child as an attention- and sympathy- getting device. Her kids are just unfortunate bystanders.

It is amusing to see Sarah Palin cuddling a moose, for example. When I laugh at this Photoshop, I am saying, "Ho ho! Sarah Palin is a silly person who enjoys shooting large hoofed mammals!" not "Ho ho! Sarah Palin's retarded son is as stupid as a moose!"

Even if we were making fun of the baby, what the gently caress would we say about it? "Ho ho! That child sure does have some extra chromosomes!"

Jesus.

Old Surly
Dec 8, 2004

and all of your troubles are solved and gone

QuickBrownFox
Oct 16, 2008
Where is Levi "HOckey" Johnston??

Also, my personal message to Miss Palin:

Please continue to fornicate yourself in the rectum with that crusty AIDS pole you seem to be so fond of. Bang up job on the election!

WaitsUp
Sep 19, 2005
I used to be a deli sandwich

Old Surly posted:



Start The Reactor

Green Team
Apr 30, 2005
Well, what the fuck...buy the ticket, take the ride and let's hope for the best...for your sake.

raptorred posted:

"Ho ho! That child sure does have some extra chromosomes!"

I pay :10bux: for this kind of comedy.

God, I love these forums.

GnatKingCoal
Dec 17, 2008

You, Sir, are UNAmerican!

WaitsUp posted:

Start The Reactor

Ohhhhhh Fishy Fishy Fishy Fishy FISH....

Only registered members can see post attachments!

MutantBlue
Jun 8, 2001

TUTRLE FIJURBLER
Jan 20, 2009

"Even the best of shellfish have a dark side."
\
:backtowork:
The vast disregard for privacy for a person on these forums is a tragedy to humankind. I mean, it’s an interesting concept, but it doesn’t deal with your real problem of having sinned against God and the reality of Hell.

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

MutantBlue posted:



Subtle.

H
Jul 16, 2005
AIDS FUCKERS GO HOME!!!

DORCOT BACON PhD posted:

The vast disregard for privacy for a person on these forums is a tragedy to humankind. I mean, it’s an interesting concept, but it doesn’t deal with your real problem of having sinned against God and the reality of Hell.
:smugdog:

Old Surly posted:



That baby is melting, please help him!

Also, can we please get a "HOW BABBY FORMED" pic please?

H fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jun 26, 2009

Tokaii
Mar 8, 2004

Oldest Goon
July 29, 1942

quote:

Recently we learned of a malicious desecration of a photo of the Governor and baby Trig that has become an iconic representation of a mother's love for a special needs child," Palin spokeswoman Meghan Stapelton said in a statement provided to CNN.

desecrate
–verb (used with object), -crat⋅ed, -crat⋅ing.
1. to divest of sacred or hallowed character or office.
2. to divert from a sacred to a profane use or purpose.
3. to treat with sacrilege; profane.


bhippie posted:

Ok I get it, nothing is sacred. loving nihilists.

sacred
–adjective
1. devoted or dedicated to a deity or to some religious purpose; consecrated.
2. entitled to veneration or religious respect by association with divinity or divine things; holy.
3. pertaining to or connected with religion (opposed to secular or profane ): sacred music; sacred books.


Was Trig born in a manger?

GnatKingCoal
Dec 17, 2008

You, Sir, are UNAmerican!
^^^ Only in the sense that young-earth Xtians are Retards. ^^^



DORCOT BACON PhD posted:

The vast disregard for privacy for a person on these forums is a tragedy to humankind. I mean, it’s an interesting concept, but it doesn’t deal with your real problem of having sinned against God and the reality of Hell.

You're FUNNY.

GlassEye-Boy
Jul 12, 2001

mike fictitious
Apr 2, 2003

Like all girls I love unicorns!

ukulele bastard posted:

That's Vincent from "The Black Hole"!
Actually, that one is "Old Bob"... because he's all beat up.

I love that movie so much.

UltraGrey
Feb 24, 2007

Eat a grass.
Have a barf.

UltraGrey fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jun 26, 2009

Drewski
Apr 15, 2005

Good thing Vader didn't touch my bike. Good thing for him.

klauth posted:


the horror!

I started this thread thinking it would probably end up being decent at best, a morality brigade shitfest at worst, but I went ahead and posted because I knew it had potential. And holy poo poo. SA really pulled through on this one! This and GWAR have me literally choking for air. Bravo!

TOUCHE LEVAR BURTON
Nov 30, 2006

klauth posted:


the horror!

5'd, I didn't think I'd ever be horrified by something I'm laughing so hard at.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Stickbug posted:



gently caress!
I can hear this one too!

Strongylocentrotus
Jan 24, 2007

Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him - stop that pigeon NOW!

Mr. Blastaway posted:

Requesting a version with her holding a zombified Ronald Reagan.

E0157H7
May 7, 2007
Will swear for food.

Strongylocentrotus posted:



Conservatives - Reagan is the exception to the "no necrophilia" rule!

QuickBrownFox
Oct 16, 2008

Stickbug posted:



There are chunks of cucumber on my computer screen. This is hysterical.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Drewski
Apr 15, 2005

Good thing Vader didn't touch my bike. Good thing for him.

Vanagoon posted:

I didn't see this posted but apologies if it has been:

http://www.divasblueoasis.com/diary/679/so-one-of-the-tons-of-google-alerts-i-got-today
Apparently SA is one of those "nasty sites". Motherfucking Hell yeah.

This is getting bigger...

http://wonkette.com/409505/sarah-palin-will-soon-condemn-bomb-entire-internet

edit: hahahaha

Texan Bulldoggette over at Wonkette posted:


I’m surprised they haven’t found a way to attach a handle to him so they don’t ever have to touch him.

Drewski fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Jun 26, 2009

ukulele bastard
Dec 5, 2006

Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cock, butthole, Barbara Streisand!

mike fictitious posted:

Actually, that one is "Old Bob"... because he's all beat up.

I love that movie so much.

You are absolutely correct! I stand corrected.

GnatKingCoal
Dec 17, 2008

You, Sir, are UNAmerican!

Drewski posted:

This is getting bigger...

http://wonkette.com/409505/sarah-palin-will-soon-condemn-bomb-entire-internet

edit: hahahaha

Wonkette posted:

Palin basically poked a stick in the world’s largest beehive filled with cheap & tireless insanity, and the SomethingAwful.com goons have unleashed a pack of Photoshop Dogs From Hell to make the most incredible collection of Sarah Palin Desecration Images in the History of Time, the end.

miguel sanchez
Jul 1, 2004

by Tiny Fistpump

Schvance de Leon posted:



Hahahaha I can't stop laughing at this. loving awesome work.

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


Best Dead Gay Forums
on the whole Internet!

Drewski posted:

This is getting bigger...

http://wonkette.com/409505/sarah-palin-will-soon-condemn-bomb-entire-internet

edit: hahahaha

I prefer

SmutBoffin posted:

Sarah Palin (as Slymenstra Hymen) cradling a little Sexecutioner is truly inspired.

I wouldn't give Sarah Palin the privelege of sucking me off. Dumb Bitch. IF YOU SEE THIS, PALIN - I'd Rather gently caress a chimpanzee than you!

I love the McCain baby post, and I too can hear the PeeWee Herman post.

JuicedSixFo
Mar 16, 2007

What Fun posted:



Keepin' it classy.

Drewski
Apr 15, 2005

Good thing Vader didn't touch my bike. Good thing for him.
Okay I decided to contribute after all.

Drewski fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Jun 26, 2009

Shoggoth bgosh
Jun 8, 2008
Grimey Drawer

Millie posted:

Look at her hand. It's not positioned in a comforting or motherly manner - it's just kind of cupped over her child. Kind of like those courtesy hugs that are stiff and awkward. Her face looks a little disgusted or put off. Every picture I've seen of her and her baby, she looks like she's rejecting him.




I don't know. It doesn't look natural or mommy-like.

The reason it doesn't look "natural" or "mommy-like" is that most moms cradle their babies into themselves in a protective way, mom's chest to baby's chest. Palin always holds her baby face out, much like the octomom. Camera whores

ilikechapstick
Jun 17, 2007

very, very notorious.

Shoggoth bgosh
Jun 8, 2008
Grimey Drawer
To contribute: Patrick Palin

A PRIZED MULE!
Aug 11, 2005

where's the bourbon?

klauth posted:


the horror!

TELL 'EM LARGE MARGE SENT YA!!

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Camel Camus
Jun 16, 2009

Mais, non, je suis fantastique!