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Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Manwithastick posted:

Is super dragon retired now or he waiting in the wings? and if he's gone who we turn our rage on?

Super Dragon retired due to mounting injuries.

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Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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MrBling posted:

Who was he trying to mount when he got injured?

He was trying to kick the rear end of a bum who bit his friend and when he found out knees shouldn't make a screeching noise he figured it was time to hang up his mask.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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KungFu Grip posted:

MMA/Boxing got merged with Wrestlehut. Welcome to TPP.

Sorry, it's Punch Sport Pagoda.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Roman just sucks on every level doesn't he?

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Defiance Industries posted:

Every time I read that name I still somehow expect him to be wearing a headdress or tomahawk chopping people.

He comes out to wrestle in that shirt and slacks but it's Tatanka's music.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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We should have a Hall of Fame.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Singlet gets you +20 to your Grapple and Submission skills.

Glass Punkbull 141
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projecthalaxy posted:

kaval is stupid and bad thats my take

But what about Low-Ki?

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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He's like Japanese Wrestling Chris Farley.

Glass Punkbull 141
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This is loving fantastic TOTALLY AWESOME!

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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What are some really good old school AJPW matches?

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Baron Corbyn posted:

I can not imagine having any strong feelings about YOSHI-HASHI.

I cannot remember how a single YOSHI-HASHI match goes. At least with bad wrestlers I remember why they suck.

gently caress I even forgot what his finisher is.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Ibushi lands on his head doing pretty much anything.

Glass Punkbull 141
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Looten Plunder posted:

There was a TLC or MITB match a few years ago where there was a botch and a ladder springboarded into a dudes face disintegrating his nose. He was a road dog/drozz/Matt Hardy looking guy.

Who was that and is there a YT link?

Ah, poor poor Joey Mercury.

NWS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiRbmQTxdkI

Armageddon 06. Four way tag team TLC match with MNM, The Hardy Boys, Regal/Dave Taylor and London and Kendrick.

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Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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new phone who dis posted:

Newborn puppies. Yes. Because he accidentally let his dog gently caress it's mom when he left the gate open and his dad wouldn't make any money selling the inbred results. So they sent him down the road with a burlap bag full of newborn puppies and hammer with the "you know what to do" speech.

:stare:

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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:drat:

Glass Punkbull 141
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Speaking of nerds, was Dexter Poindexter any good?

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Hey now I thought that lucha company was the Nazi one.

Glass Punkbull 141
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Cena coming out at no. 30 was magical. That was the point where I decided "gently caress it, I'm rooting for him."

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Feels Villeneuve posted:

in other words john cena is woke and hates cops

Which makes his 12 Rounds role the equivalent of Ice-T being on Law and Order: SVU.

Glass Punkbull 141
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Pro Wrestling is fake but so is Breaking Bad and Stranger Things so...

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Grim Reefer
Cheech and Cloudy


Also I'd say add in a couple of people that are explicitly anti-weed so that we have some heels.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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MassRafTer posted:

The big Nazi characters of the 50s probably got similar heat but it's hard to say since it was so long ago.

Fritz used this gimmick at some point right?

Glass Punkbull 141
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Any kind of flip. bonus points if the flip itself is a setup for a move.

Glass Punkbull 141
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NikkolasKing posted:

Who was the first heel you cheered for and do you remember why?

All I knew as a kid is that The Dungeon of Doom were like real life super villians and honest to god I thought they had real life magic powers.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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ChrisBTY posted:

Hands-free german suplex.

Excuse me that's the Dickplex '18.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Watching some old PWG and holy poo poo there's a third Jackson brother?

Glass Punkbull 141
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karmicknight posted:

Question: What is the best thing to do with my money if I just want to watch a bunch of Chuck Taylor promos/matches?

Highspots for PWG and Chikaratopia I believe.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Cavauro posted:

i'll have that for a free price, shipping included. If you send a bomb to my house Instead as a prank then you have to send me 1,000 dollars for free afterward

But what if it's another bomb?

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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davidbix posted:

The diving headbutt thing has been talked about a lot. Harley Race had told Benoit it was a bad idea and the thing that hosed up his own neck. But then again Dynamite also clearly protected himself better on the diving headbutt than they did so it was probably just all of the other crazy poo poo he did.

Has anyone ever done a safe version of a diving headbutt? Is it even possible?

Glass Punkbull 141
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Smoking Crow posted:

Follow up: what was viscera's gimmick

Was he a vampire

Yeah.

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Lid posted:

he did

I think he was asking why he didn't have a fake scorpion tail on his back.

Glass Punkbull 141
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MassRafTer posted:

Please name one person who has been injured by a traditional piledriver.

Most obvious answer is Owen but that was a jumping variant wasn't it?

Glass Punkbull 141
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MassRafTer posted:

The piledriver Owen broke Austin's neck with is closer to a tombstone than a traditional piledriver.

Yeah I looked it up and you're right.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Quick question. Has the WWE Performance center had any good trainees or is it the WCW powerplant all over again?

Glass Punkbull 141
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I was talking about homegrown talent.

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Glass Punkbull 141
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Cavauro posted:

i do not wish to 'defend' wwe but wrestlers learn how to wrestle before they go into just about any big development system. people like velveteen dream should be considered homegrown or pretty much no one should. the wwe performance center picking out football players is actually an exception and one of the big reasons they fail to make something out of so many people. somebody is homegrown if they weren't on any radar at all before going there. njpw dojos scout and hone, they do not necessarily create very often

i'm editing this to say please don't correct me about the scouting and such. i realize it's different at home base, but in australia and such it's not. and things i'm wrong about are me joking around.

I know you joke around most of the time but this point makes a lot of sense.

Also thanks for all the responses.

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