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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:From facebook: the dates are obviously covering something up but i can't tell what it is
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# ? Jan 21, 2022 04:28 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:From facebook: Except that isn't remote learning greatly reducing snow days? Could've sworn I saw that on a news article a couple weeks ago. Maybe if the Back To Bed part had been dated a few years earlier.
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# ? Jan 21, 2022 04:29 |
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moonmazed posted:the dates are obviously covering something up but i can't tell what it is https://twitter.com/craigcalcaterra/status/1090708479038369792?s=20
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# ? Jan 21, 2022 04:30 |
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# ? Jan 21, 2022 04:33 |
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# ? Jan 21, 2022 05:03 |
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Nothing will ever top that one Branco cartoon that's set in like 2050 or something, with a couple of guys in heavy winter gear, surrounded by glaciers and snow, laughing at a guy frozen in ice with a sign that says "STOP GLOBAL WARMING," and in the background a sign says "Welcome to Florida."
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# ? Jan 21, 2022 08:57 |
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DarkHorse posted:Just wait until they're standing in the break room holding that mug and looking smug and say "oh you got one of those too?" and show everyone your gay communism "how else can I offend you today" mug For best effect, your mug should be slightly larger than theirs.
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# ? Jan 21, 2022 13:53 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:From facebook: The white stuff in picture 2 is actually coronavirus
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# ? Jan 21, 2022 15:45 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:Nothing will ever top that one Branco cartoon that's set in like 2050 or something, with a couple of guys in heavy winter gear, surrounded by glaciers and snow, laughing at a guy frozen in ice with a sign that says "STOP GLOBAL WARMING," and in the background a sign says "Welcome to Florida." drat, I really wish we got another ice age.
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# ? Jan 21, 2022 16:42 |
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Mercury_Storm posted:The white stuff in picture 2 is actually coronavirus Cocaine in the first one.
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# ? Jan 21, 2022 16:44 |
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That's brilliant.
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# ? Jan 21, 2022 19:16 |
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How long until it escapes into the wild and makes it back in here via someone's uncle's page
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# ? Jan 21, 2022 22:00 |
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Half its size and artifacted to the point of illegibility.
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# ? Jan 21, 2022 22:22 |
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:drat, I really wish we got another ice age. To this day I still don't know if the message of the cartoon was "Actually it's getting colder, not hotter, you dumb libs!" or "Since there isn't actually global warming, any efforts to reduce carbon emissions will make the planet colder, leading to another ice age, you dumb libs!"
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 00:16 |
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It was a Branco, so bold to assume that there was any message beyondTwelve by Pies posted:you dumb libs! e: This one? Yeah it's just "climate campaigner so dumb and wrong (he is a lib)" afaict.
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 00:20 |
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An ice age that freezes Florida solid still seems like a climate disaster we should probably do something to stop
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 00:56 |
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Given the position of the "Welcome to Florida" sign, the glacier actually is in Valdosta, GA
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 02:37 |
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Conservative relative status: blaming non-existent laws for supply shortages that I dunno must have started in 2021 after the inauguration some time.
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 02:41 |
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They've been blaming the New Green Deal which didn't pass for gas prices, so I guess it makes sense they'd blame the Build Back Better bill which didn't pass for empty store shelves.
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 04:16 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:They've been blaming the New Green Deal which didn't pass for gas prices, so I guess it makes sense they'd blame the Build Back Better bill which didn't pass for empty store shelves. Virginia's new Republican governor won because he campaigned on ending CRT, which wasn't being taught in Virginia schools. On his first day in office he issued an executive order banning the teaching of CRT in the Commonwealth, which he didn't have the legal authority to do. Conservative media immediately celebrated his massive "achievement", and the fulfillment of a campaign promise, because there definitely is no CRT being taught in Virginia schools.
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 16:09 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:Hopefully owning the libs will help ease the pain of the immense amount of gout this dude is going to have. Oh, word?
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 16:33 |
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Guavanaut posted:
What theory is supposed to unite all the "good" foods, having a toddler palette?
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 18:08 |
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Contrarianism.
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 18:10 |
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Fruit is literal medicine, also vegetables are bad for you.
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 21:37 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Conservative media immediately celebrated his massive "achievement", and the fulfillment of a campaign promise, because there definitely is no CRT being taught in Virginia schools. He spent 100 million dollars on a campaign to legalize tomatoes. Which I assume worked, because I had a tomato at lunch, and I'm not in jail, am I? Twelve by Pies fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Jan 22, 2022 |
# ? Jan 22, 2022 21:51 |
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what lie / horse poo poo is the tomato thing based on?
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 21:55 |
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PhazonLink posted:what lie / horse poo poo is the tomato thing based on? Goats are stupid, mean and hardheaded animals. That's why they're called Nature's President.
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# ? Jan 22, 2022 23:52 |
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https://twitter.com/PolicemanMeme/status/1480952149400076291?t=n-19bAWXEBsPOltm3XFhaw&s=19
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# ? Jan 24, 2022 00:05 |
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I have no idea what Morgan Freeman's stance on Covid is, but given that he's being used as the face for a chud meme I'm willing to bet he's in actuality pro vax
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# ? Jan 24, 2022 00:27 |
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Morgan Freeman has appeared in ads/psas for both getting the vaccine and wearing masks, so that’s verifiably against his actual recorded words.
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# ? Jan 24, 2022 01:05 |
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*Does not apply if you work in retail or the food service industry.
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# ? Jan 24, 2022 01:48 |
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/PolicemanMeme/status/1480952149400076291?t=n-19bAWXEBsPOltm3XFhaw&s=19 Their first posted example is Yankee Stadium, which has a dedicated parking garage
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# ? Jan 24, 2022 06:52 |
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It also does a ton of cherry-picking. Wrigley field isn’t quite surrounded by parking (there is a stadium sized lot a couple blocks away though plus run a shuttle bus service to another lot 15 minutes away) every other stadium in the city though: tons of parking.
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# ? Jan 24, 2022 07:47 |
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Also a lot of stadiums across the world don't have giant parking lots because they're in countries with actual public transportation.
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# ? Jan 24, 2022 11:52 |
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Public transport, which also has the audacity to assert people take up less space than vehicles!
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# ? Jan 24, 2022 13:22 |
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# ? Jan 24, 2022 13:42 |
This really is the lamest poo poo I've ever seen. E. Oh my God the white text is actually on the shirt too, these people try to drink concrete through a straw. CuddleCryptid fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Jan 24, 2022 |
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# ? Jan 24, 2022 13:57 |
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In the early 90s my ancient alcoholic neighbor had a piece of paper taped to his refrigerator. It looked like a bunch of shapes. At a distance, it would say "no sex causes bad eyes" That's the level of cleverness these people operate at. A Ziggy cartoon, or a Hot Topic poster about drinking lots of beer.
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# ? Jan 24, 2022 14:36 |
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My racist grandpa had a fake Peanuts cartoon panel in his garage where it gave Linus a boner talking to a girl. It was there since the 80s and I hate him and it
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