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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Keshik posted:

Would a chatlog be kosher for this thread? It isn't very long, especially if I were to edit it, but it really illustrates quite clearly the mentality of a lot of the Glenn Beck audience.

I'm down.

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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

FronzelNeekburm posted:

Yes, Democrats encouraged loans to lower-income families. No, Democrats did not force banks to hand out million-dollar loans like candy.

Could I get some info on this? I've had friends of mine say that the whole financial mess is because democrats passed a bill saying banks couldn't refuse loans to minorites or some crazy poo poo. Is any of that true?

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Gripen5 posted:

Maybe I missed something.

I pretty much tell myself this everytime I get confused over politics or when someone I know makes an insane claim like death panels and poo poo.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
gramps is kind of a dick

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
What's up with capitalizing CZARS? Is it some sort of joke I'm missing like when people just say Hussein Obama?

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!

This is the dumbest thing I have heard in a long time. I simply cannot believe anyone could think this is a good idea.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
I completely missed that it was 'by' Cosby. That's even more retarded to believe.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
Just got this one from my girlfriend's parents. It's not blowing anyone out of the water, it's just stupid

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU ALL BUT, I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR MONTHS, I FIND I SAVE MONEY!!!! AND THE PRODUCTS ARE JUST AS GOOD OR SOMETIMES EVEN BETTER.
ONE NATION UNDER GOD!!!!



GOOD REMINDER =======




Good idea . . . one light bulb at a time . . . .

A physics teacher in high school, once told the students that while one grasshopper on the railroad tracks wouldn't slow a train very much, a billion of them would . With that thought in mind, read the following, obviously written by a good American .


Good idea . . . one light bulb at a time . . . .

Check this out . I can verify this because I was in Lowes the other day for some reason and just for the heck of it I was looking at the hose attachments . They were all made in China . The next day I was in Ace Hardware and just for the heck of it I checked the hose attachments there . They were made in USA . Start looking .

In our current economic situation, every little thing we buy or do affects someone else - even their job . So, after reading this email, I think this lady is on the right track . Let's get behind her!

My grandson likes Hershey's candy . I noticed, though, that it is marked made in Mexico now . I do not buy it any more . My favorite toothpaste Colgate is made in Mexico now . I have switched to Crest . You have to read the labels on everything .
This past weekend I was at Kroger. (Can be true for any store.) I needed 60W light bulbs and Bounce dryer sheets . I was in the light bulb aisle, and right next to the GE brand I normally buy was an off brand labeled, "Everyday Value . " I picked up both types of bulbs and compared the stats - they were the same except for the price . The GE bulbs were more money than the Everyday Value brand but the thing that surprised me the most was the fact that GE was made in MEXICO and the Everyday Value brand was made in - get ready for this - the USA in a company in Cleveland , Ohio .

So throw out the myth that you cannot find products you use every day that are made right here .

So on to another aisle - Bounce Dryer Sheets . . . yep, you guessed it, Bounce cost more money and is made in Canada . The Everyday Value brand was less money and MADE IN THE USA! I did laundry yesterday and the dryer sheets performed just like the Bounce Free I have been using for years and at almost half the price!

My challenge to you is to start reading the labels when you shop for everyday things and see what you can find that is made in the USA - the job you save may be your own or your neighbors!

If you accept the challenge, pass this on to others in your address book so we can all start buying American, one light bulb at a time! Stop buying from overseas companies!

(We should have awakened a decade ago . . . . . . )

Let's get with the program . . . . help our fellow Americans keep their jobs and create more jobs here in the U . S . A .
The same applies to doing business locally, support your local stores and ask them to buy American

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

RagnarokAngel posted:

HOW DARE THEY!

Hey man it's not like the Blacks or Hispanics ever wanted to be regarded as oh jesus I can't do it

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

quote:

To top it all off, he is black!

HOLY loving poo poo I THINK LUIE IS ONTO SOMETHING

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
I'd help you but apparently I'm too depressed.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Strudel Man posted:

I never trust a man who uses a sextuple exclamation mark.

But he's a doctor!

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Naet posted:

Also, do fundies realize that the pilgrims weren't the first colonists?

I think they think they were the first because all the others (i.e. indians) don't count. Cause they're not white.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Naet posted:

White dudes landed at Jamestown over a decade before the religious-freedom-white-dudes came to Plymouth, though.

Uhm...they didn't count because they were... not the right kind of christians. I'm pulling straws here but I'm sure it can't be hard to come up with.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
I love how all this boils down to "My beliefs are more important than everyone else! Why are some people different!?"

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Toasticle posted:

The North Koreans think he's a joke,

According to this email, the world cares what North Korea thinks.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

JodoKaast posted:

HASTENED AMERICA'S DECLINE AS A WORLD SUPERPOWER BY BOWING TO SOMEONE. Am I really reading these words??

According to Fox it was a gesture of disrespect and weakness or some bullshit

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
the youtube comments for that song are gold:

I'll reject the "X" and just go with Christmas. I'm not about to wish you a Merry "X" mas.......As for Kwanzaa, well you celebrate it if you will, but it's just a little observed cult holday perpetrated on the black population by an ex-con Black Nationalist named Ron Karenga who was involved in the assassination of another Black Party member named John Huggings.........funny how time erodes all memory of facts.

I will give you that ONE. Please keep in mind that the Treaty of Tripoli was after the fact and was a declaration that the country is not a religious nation but it is founded on religion. However, if you check the thousands of other documentation you will find many more references to the fact that God is a central part of the formation of our country and our consitution.
You might also want to note that EVERY state constitution starts with reference to God as a part of it's foundation.

ahahahahah check this one out

Totally cute way of saying what has needed to be said for quite some time. For clarity's sake, it is a fact that the words "separation of church and state" are NOT in the constituion but how it is written it is clear that this was the intent. The purpose of that intention was to keep the state out of the church NOT to keep the church out of the state.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Heatmonger posted:

Guys, the fact that the US intervened in WWII almost 70 years ago totally means it's ok for the United States government to do whatever the hell they'd like with no regard for international law in the present day!


Oh and Obama was a welfare case...he's president because of affirmative action don'tchaknow?

If amount of military dead=political clout then why aren't we all speaking Russian right now?

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
I was playing trivia with 7 other people and I was the only one who got "Who wrote the bestseller Audacity of Hope?" right. When the answer came up everyone shouted 'he wrote a book?!'

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
Whoa, I dunno about you guys but being an illegal sounds pretty sweet.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

SpergyGirl posted:

As a Christian, I'm actually glad that the President chose not to pray publicly. In the Sermon on the Mount (specifically, Matthew 6:5-6), Jesus specifically tells his followers not to pray publically, as this is ostentatious behavior - when you pray where people can see and hear you, you're basically going "Look at me! I'm all holy and devout and stuff! Aren't I awesome?" Christianity isn't supposed to be about cultivating the outward appearance of holiness, it should be about cultivating actual holiness in oneself and in others.

Should I tell this to the group of Crusade kids that are always praying in the middle of the campus recreation area each week or should I not try to get shot?

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

tek79 posted:

You're assuming the average modern Christian actually cares what Jesus actually said. He was, after all, a total liberal pussy. I doubt you'll sway them much.

Well to be fair last time I actually talked to them and asked something along the lines of "How did you become so religious" they kinda gave me a sour look and said "It's not religion, it's spirituality"

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

tek79 posted:

Just for the record. I will NOT STOP UNTIL ALL ABORTIONS ARE MANDATORY!

Mandatory abortion and mandatory gay marriage.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

the abyss posted:

Professor Igor Panarin further stated in his warning that “the US Dollar is not secured by anything. The country’s foreign debt has grown like an avalanche, even though in the early 1980s there was no debt.

I supposed 1.4 trillion is no debt eh

http://www.scribd.com/doc/5467519/US-National-Debt-19292008

I don't know why but it's blatant lies like this that are supposed to say "SEE HOW MUCH BETTER IT WAS THEN" when it really wasn't that pisses me off the most. This whole spiel is the most unfounded pos I've read in this thread yet.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Plinkey posted:

Haha, that reads like the intro to some crazy rear end Tom Clancy novel.

I read a short story in high school where stuff like this basically happened. The gov't completly collapsed, the east coast shut itself in and left the midwest and west to fend for itself. Small town militias started rising up and all sorts of nasty poo poo in the matter of weeks.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Fly posted:

A conservative eats up doom and gloom leaked from our cold-war nemesis and offers it as the truth?

It's every ultra conservative's wet dream

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
What's it called when you hate your own race?

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
Oh I understand the definition of racism/ethnocentrism/etc. I was just wondering if there is a specific term for a white man who hates white people, not just white guilt or anything like that.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Caustic posted:

drunks (one who killed a staffer, yet is still revered)

Who is this supposed to be? I'm drawing a blank. Did this happen 30 years ago or something?

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Econosaurus posted:

I dont even know where to start, any comments?

The "Conservatives and Libertarians think -- and, setting aside the theocracy crowd, their identity is centered on the individual." line has got me in stitches. Conservatives put aside religion more often then liberals, eh?

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

buildmyrigdotcom posted:

I honestly know nothing about this. What's wrong with the information in the article? It seems kind of straightforward.

It says Obama has granted diplomatic immunity to Interpol so they can come in and arrest you without a warrant now. Death camps/etc

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Childlike Empress posted:

But...but...I'm fairly a religious Christian, and I don't specifically go out of my way to attend church on Christmas unless it falls on a Sunday. :psyduck:

Well it's a good thing you're not president then, are you? :v:

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Drop The Bomb posted:

BOOMER...

The part about being a sovereign state has to be bullshit right?

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
What the gently caress did I just read? That's the worst excuse for a fake article I've ever seen

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
E: I'm a giant retard

crime fighting hog fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jan 16, 2010

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

RagnarokAngel posted:

Wait are you being serious? He's doing a thing related to an email I posted earlier where he posts the "real" version but botched it.

Edit: I think?

See I thought about that too but I just can't be certain of anything anymore. Now I end up looking like a gullible douche

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

MrPhaethon posted:

Yeah. It was mocking the similar article preceding it.

Yup, I'm a moron

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

EnsGDT posted:

At least my dad put his own spin on it before he forwarded it to me :smith:

I don't get it. Does he mean he punched a black person or am I really slow

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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Vilerat posted:

It's a racial joke that is a play on words of the brand "Black and Decker" rephrased to mean "find a Black and Deck her (punch)".

It seems pretty cut/dry to me but you asked v:shobon:v

I must need a break because that's exactly what I thought but was wondering if it was supposed to be more complex than that. I'm overthinking this poo poo

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