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Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Reince Penis posted:

Hank, GH and Bobby all single and living together in the house. Peggy is ... idk I'm not a writer.

Dead, foot cancer

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Reince Penis posted:

Hank, GH and Bobby all single and living together in the house. Peggy is ... idk I'm not a writer.

Killed in a bizzare Boggle-related incident that's never explicitly mentioned.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
I want Cotton's ghost to show up like the Great Gazoo.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Reince Penis posted:

Peggy is ... idk I'm not a writer.

Ambassador to Mexico.

a crisp refreshing Moxie
May 2, 2007


Epicurius posted:

Ambassador to Phoenix.

a crisp refreshing Moxie
May 2, 2007


Hank made up the title to get them to move, obviously. Then he moved back. :shrug:

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
Peggy is governor of Montana.

dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011

Grimey Drawer

MasterSlowPoke posted:

Peggy is governor of Montana.

Montana doesn't deserve that.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
Peggy and Luanne are currently in prison on manslaughter charges relating to the death of Trip Larsen.

Konsek
Sep 4, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Instant Sunrise posted:

Peggy and Luanne are currently in prison on manslaughter charges relating to the death of Trip Larsen.

Hanks smuggles in Boggle sand timers.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
if Peggy and Luanne were in lockup, Luanne could probably take her

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Fifteen minutes ago were talking about microwaving a pizza! What happened here?

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Peggy, thank God you were standing here. Sarah Cook just got a DWI on her way in. How would you like to sub Spanish?

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

A No Country For Old Men cartoon movie set in Arlen, done completely straight, would be amazing.
Now I have Dale in my head asking Anton Chigurh "Are- are you gonna kill me?" in his super nervous voice. So thanks for that.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Can't you see you're not making Christianity better, you're only making rock and roll worse?

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
Sharks may be scary,
As is the spear-like marlin,
But fear not, Jerry,
'Cause landlocked Arlen is darlin'!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

The problem with you is you don't mean to let anything happen... It's a horrible, empty way to live.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Hey, you think I'd meet more women if I changed my name to Tango? 

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

The clock radio smells like my Game Boy, but it tastes like my library card. I wonder if it smells different when it's on...

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
That boy aint right.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Forgot that Hank spent Christmas Day 99 tripping on varnish. Pretty big goof for a handy guy like him. Was he literally so afraid of Y2K that he wouldn't open his garage door for ventilation a week in advance

Parachute
May 18, 2003
i loved those weird surreal moments on the show so whatever it took to get there i was on board

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
I laugh at Tony Danza I laugh at Tony Danza I laugh at Tony Danza I laugh at Tony Danza I laugh at Tony Danza

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Huh, it's Frank Gorshin's birthday. He was the Riddler, y'know.

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

Bobby, you'll be eating your father's pork chop every night for the rest of your life. Wait. That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Retraction! Bobby, you will not be having your father's pork chop tonight, or any other night! You hear me Hank?! Bobby's not eating your pork chop!

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
Your boys a liar. And a blabbermouth.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
So today, we celebrate the Native American cannibal, or, "People-eater."

Mr. Redcorn - this head's for you.

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Color Printer posted:

Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving?

We did. Once.

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

You're not sorry, and I'm not an Admiral.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
You were right about Home Ec, Hank, it is ruining Bobby! Every perfume ad has been scratched and sniffed, and his horoscope says that this is a good week to meet the man of his dreams. If you ask me, Hank? That boy ain't right.

(I watched the entire Thanksgiving trilogy today - pretty impressive how this show went three for three on the holiday.)

Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

Nah! A little chocolate will do




did you not watch "Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men" as well? It starts on Thanksgiving :colbert:

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Aces High posted:

did you not watch "Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men" as well? It starts on Thanksgiving :colbert:

And ends on what is, in my opinion, the busiest shopping day of the year.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Aces High posted:

did you not watch "Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men" as well? It starts on Thanksgiving :colbert:

Yeah, might as well remedy that; as a nightcap.

Listen, I'm not sure if there's a God, or a Heaven, but one thing I can tell you is that your Daddy's going to Hell.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

joshtothemaxx posted:

And ends on what is, in my opinion, the busiest shopping day of the year.

Say what you will about Peggy but

"This city should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance"

perfectly encapsulates Phoenix.

IMO

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

JethroMcB posted:

Yeah, might as well remedy that; as a nightcap.

Listen, I'm not sure if there's a God, or a Heaven, but one thing I can tell you is that your Daddy's going to Hell.

Ididn'tdrownthatboy!

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Admiral, Admiral, Lady Admiral

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

joshtothemaxx posted:

And ends on what is, in my opinion, the busiest shopping day of the year.

This is a top five koth joke imo

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
Do you think poop has ghosts?

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54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Aces High posted:

did you not watch "Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men" as well? It starts on Thanksgiving :colbert:

I DIDNT DROWN THAT BOY!!

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