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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.


muscles like this? posted:

My favorite thing about that episode is just how they're all having a good time until they find out its gay and THEN all of a sudden its horrible.

The writers did a pretty good job conveying that they were not down with the gay rodeo without making me loathe them. In the show, they seemed to find homosexuality tolerable but overall laughable...I think that a real group of four red-blooded Texans would have reacted in a very different way.

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BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse


JethroMcB posted:

The writers did a pretty good job conveying that they were not down with the gay rodeo without making me loathe them. In the show, they seemed to find homosexuality tolerable but overall laughable...I think that a real group of four red-blooded Texans would have reacted in a very different way.

Yeah they don't see it as horrible, just a big joke. They just seem to be laughing at the ridiculousness of the whole situation.

Why would I have a problem with it? John Redcorn's gay, and I've been friends with him for years!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Deal With it Midgardian

You don't have a problem with your dad being gay?
No! I've been friends with John Redcorn for years, and he's gay!

Hah, oh Dale.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005


Are you sure your dad said he was a fed?

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

It's called vaporwave. You know what aesthetic is, Morty? Didn't think so.



Fun Shoe

Totally forgot about Boomhauer's flashback: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kl0qTY1oKI

insideoutsider
Aug 31, 2003

You want a van? I get you a van.

I'm really gonna gently caress this quote up but here we go.

Hank and Peggy are sitting in bed listening to their new neighbor (Big Willy Lane) have a crazy party. Hank says that as block captain he'll let Willy off with a warning on his first night.

Peggy objects and says something like "Well then can you rescind my fine from my boggle game last week?"

Hank's response is cut off but all I remember hearing was "Well the appeals process takes..."

Too great that Hank has a VERY bureaucratic block rules system.

Also Bobby kicking Joseph in the groin and yelling "Big Willy Lane!" is good too.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Deal With it Midgardian

Everyone hates your boggle tournaments.

What?

Uh...well, now that you know, everyone hates your boggle tournaments.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

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Spin the Choice!

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

Gosh, I love arrows.


Bobby! Not in front of the Boomhauers!

Sorry, Dr. Boomhauer.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...


muscles like this? posted:

Bobby! Not in front of the Boomhauers!

Sorry, Dr. Boomhauer.

John Redcorn...this head's for you!

Sugar Blaster
Dec 14, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

my favorite things from king of the hill are as follows:

3: footballisgreatsoccerisdumb.com.
2: hank setting the alarm for 7:00, going over to 7:01, sighing and having to go all the way back around.
1: hank's odometer turning over, hank missing it, saying "dang it," then being pulled over and saying "DANG it" even more exasperated.

i also love hank having to choose between answering the phone and refilling the ice cube tray and hank with his new friend sitting silently at the sports bar.

Parachute
May 18, 2003



Sugar Blaster posted:

my favorite things from king of the hill are as follows:

3: footballisgreatsoccerisdumb.com.
2: hank setting the alarm for 7:00, going over to 7:01, sighing and having to go all the way back around.
1: hank's odometer turning over, hank missing it, saying "dang it," then being pulled over and saying "DANG it" even more exasperated.

i also love hank having to choose between answering the phone and refilling the ice cube tray and hank with his new friend sitting silently at the sports bar.


#2 is from one of my favorite episode sequences ever. (The transition from season 3 to 4 where Peggy has her skydiving accident). I believe that is definitely one of the quintesential King of the Hill storylines that has great character development of both Cotton and Peggy, and ends with the two dancing on his grave plot.

MrBigglesworth
Mar 26, 2005

Lover of Fuzzy Meatloaf

"I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over" has to be my favorite episode. The way that Hank goes about hanging out with his wife at the party in the coffins he built....dunno why, but it just grabs me as my favorite.

And of course, (NUTKICK), I DONT KNOW YOU, THATS MY PURSE!

Faxman
Feb 27, 2009


MrBigglesworth posted:

And of course, (NUTKICK), I DONT KNOW YOU, THATS MY PURSE!

When Bobby explains how he won his fights and just calmly says "...and then I kicked him in the testicles" makes me laugh every time.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.


Faxman posted:

When Bobby explains how he won his fights and just calmly says "...and then I kicked him in the testicles" makes me laugh every time.
"Just skip to the end of the fight."
"You mean before or after I kicked him in the testicles?"

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse


Willie Nelson doing a guest voice was brilliant

WILLIE NELSON: Hey, I know you. You're the kid that rakes my lawn.
BOBBY: No, I'm the kid who hit you in the head.
WILLIE NELSON: With a rake?
BOBBY: No, with a golf club.
WILLIE NELSON: You been raking my lawn with a golf club? I want my quarter back.

What an amazing show

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!


Dammit I'm pissed off.

I think today was the first day of 'rescheduling daytime' on the Comedy Network (Canadian Version of Comedy Central). For the past year they've had KotH every weekday at 4:30, and for a few years before that they had it at 5:30. Today I turned on the TV at 4:30... to NOT see it. I just checked the schedule and it's been removed.

http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/schedule/tvlist.aspx

What the hell?

Beaver Patrol
Sep 25, 2005


Well it's on Teletoon now, so that could be why. Is there any show those two networks share?

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Sugar Blaster posted:

2: hank setting the alarm for 7:00, going over to 7:01, sighing and having to go all the way back around.

This is one of my favorites too, and it's a great little bit that sums up the entire show perfectly.

Also:

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!


Beaver Patrol posted:

Well it's on Teletoon now, so that could be why. Is there any show those two networks share?

What time?

eric
Apr 27, 2004


Lipstick Apathy

"Cuffs and Collars, the tape I never rented. Sixty-eight minutes into the film, actress Dee Dee Cupp bends over to shoe her horse. Now, if you pause the tape and look closely, you can just make out a tattoo on Dee Dee's left buttock that says "I heart Charlie Sheen." Mrs. Cupp also makes an uncredited cameo in Jail Bait, a tape which marks veteran porn star Fernanda Valli's return to the adult film industry on the occasion of her eighteenth birthday. At the seventy minute mark, Dee Dee bends over to shoe a donkey. What do we see on her left buttock? Nothing! There is no tattoo! This can only mean that Jail Bait was made before Cuffs and Collars. Now, why is this important? Because Fernanda Valli turned eighteen on July fifth, two weeks after I supposedly rented Cuffs and Collars! Is it possible that I walked into Arlen Video on June twenty-third and rented a movie that didn't even exist? I think not!"

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



"And let the record show that Mr. Hank Hill really knows his pornography."

keeper
Jun 5, 2002


Young Freud posted:

"And let the record show that Mr. Hank Hill really knows his pornography."
I kind of thought that would show up randomly later, either by a different judge reading his record or being suddenly called to be an expert witness.

Namaste
May 5, 2007
good news for people who love bald news

My favorite episode has got to be "The Bluegrass is Always Greener", even knowing what was going to happen when Boomhauer sings, I still loving lose it every time.

"Blue moon of Kentucky, keep on shinin'."

And it's Vince. loving. Gill. I absolutely cannot stand country music, and I still laugh my rear end off.

GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!

eric posted:

"Cuffs and Collars, the tape I never rented. Sixty-eight minutes into the film, actress Dee Dee Cupp bends over to shoe her horse. Now, if you pause the tape and look closely, you can just make out a tattoo on Dee Dee's left buttock that says "I heart Charlie Sheen." Mrs. Cupp also makes an uncredited cameo in Jail Bait, a tape which marks veteran porn star Fernanda Valli's return to the adult film industry on the occasion of her eighteenth birthday. At the seventy minute mark, Dee Dee bends over to shoe a donkey. What do we see on her left buttock? Nothing! There is no tattoo! This can only mean that Jail Bait was made before Cuffs and Collars. Now, why is this important? Because Fernanda Valli turned eighteen on July fifth, two weeks after I supposedly rented Cuffs and Collars! Is it possible that I walked into Arlen Video on June twenty-third and rented a movie that didn't even exist? I think not!"

I never got why he didn't just check the copyright dates.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.


Namaste posted:

"The Bluegrass is Always Greener"

"In America, your money has 'In God We Trust' written on it. In Russia, we have no money."
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Deadpan) I hate Russia."

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!


GigaPeon posted:

I never got why he didn't just check the copyright dates.

But then we wouldn't have such a moment.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

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Namaste posted:

My favorite episode has got to be "The Bluegrass is Always Greener", even knowing what was going to happen when Boomhauer sings, I still loving lose it every time.

"Blue moon of Kentucky, keep on shinin'."

And it's Vince. loving. Gill. I absolutely cannot stand country music, and I still laugh my rear end off.

Hate country, like bluegrass and I loving love that part. Practically everybody knows about Boomhauer by now even if they don't watch the show a lot but show that episode and people's jaws just drop.


*honks horn*
"That's enough, Hank's wife. If you got more feelings to express, get in the kitchen and put them in a bundt cake."

Cotton Hill is such a great character.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


CaptainHollywood posted:

Dammit I'm pissed off.

I think today was the first day of 'rescheduling daytime' on the Comedy Network (Canadian Version of Comedy Central). For the past year they've had KotH every weekday at 4:30, and for a few years before that they had it at 5:30. Today I turned on the TV at 4:30... to NOT see it. I just checked the schedule and it's been removed.

http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/schedule/tvlist.aspx

What the hell?
I was worried about this. Comedy has been running KOTH every single day like clockwork (with very few exception/interruptions. The early evening time and the late night time, 1:00am EST on the dot) for years and I've gotten quite accustomed to it. Either this is just a new season scheduling mixup (unlikely), or they may have finally dropped it, possibly due to the fact that teletoon has now picked some syndication rights up. That would be so very awful, because there's no way they'd be showing it 7 days a week.

TheRationalRedditor fucked around with this message at Sep 1, 2009 around 15:42

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!


hall n oates mom posted:

I was worried about this. Comedy has been running KOTH every single day like clockwork (with very few exception/interruptions. The early evening time and the late night time, 1:00am EST on the dot) for years and I've gotten quite accustomed to it. Either this is just a new season scheduling mixup (unlikely), or they may have finally dropped it, possibly due to the fact that teletoon has now picked some syndication rights up. That would be so very awful, because there's no way they'd be showing it 7 days a week.

Actually I just checked the site and starting next Monday it will be on every night at 9:30 and gets a little sporadic between 11:00-2:30 from there.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Deal With it Midgardian

keeper posted:

I kind of thought that would show up randomly later, either by a different judge reading his record or being suddenly called to be an expert witness.

I love Bill sneaking over and take his tapes back. Or Peggy walking in on Hank while he's trying to get the pen to work and it looks like he's

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005


eric posted:

"Cuffs and Collars, the tape I never rented. Sixty-eight minutes into the film, actress Dee Dee Cupp bends over to shoe her horse. Now, if you pause the tape and look closely, you can just make out a tattoo on Dee Dee's left buttock that says "I heart Charlie Sheen." Mrs. Cupp also makes an uncredited cameo in Jail Bait, a tape which marks veteran porn star Fernanda Valli's return to the adult film industry on the occasion of her eighteenth birthday. At the seventy minute mark, Dee Dee bends over to shoe a donkey. What do we see on her left buttock? Nothing! There is no tattoo! This can only mean that Jail Bait was made before Cuffs and Collars. Now, why is this important? Because Fernanda Valli turned eighteen on July fifth, two weeks after I supposedly rented Cuffs and Collars! Is it possible that I walked into Arlen Video on June twenty-third and rented a movie that didn't even exist? I think not!"

This speech is one of the more confusing things on the show. Who is turning 18? If it is Fernanda, how was she a veteran of porn at 17?

The other confusing part is in "The Father, the Son and J.C." Niefko is the guy's first name, not his last, but Hank says that the tradition is Christmas with the Niefkos.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...


Rusty Shackelford posted:

This speech is one of the more confusing things on the show. Who is turning 18? If it is Fernanda, how was she a veteran of porn at 17?

I think you missed the joke?

ludnix
Jan 8, 2007

by exmarx


The actress with the tattoo is turning 18, because it would have been illegal for her to star in a porno before her 18th birthday which was after hank had rented the video, it assumed the film hadn't been made yet and thus hank didn't rent it because it didn't exist on the day he supposedly rented it.

Your Proud Pal
Sep 4, 2006



Rusty Shackelford posted:

This speech is one of the more confusing things on the show. Who is turning 18? If it is Fernanda, how was she a veteran of porn at 17?

The other confusing part is in "The Father, the Son and J.C." Niefko is the guy's first name, not his last, but Hank says that the tradition is Christmas with the Niefkos.

I had always wondered this and I realized it makes sense read like this:

Mrs. Cupp also makes an uncredited cameo in Jail Bait, (a tape which marks veteran porn star Fernanda Valli's return to the adult film industry) on the occasion of her eighteenth birthday.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



How can you guys miss such an obvious joke?

The Fernanda Valley returned to pornography on her 18th birthday. The joke is that she was making very illegal pornography before that birthday.

So Fernanda and Dee Dee made a tape, Jail Bait, which was released some time after July 5th.

Dee Dee made Cuffs and Collars some time AFTER Jail Bait, as evidenced by Dee Dee getting a tattoo between productions.

So could I have walked in to Arlen video on June 23rd and rented a video that was produced some time after July 5th?

I think not.

mastapasta
Jun 14, 2008

Om nom nom

Even though I hate Peggy with a passion, I think she has my personal favorite quote from King of the Hill.

She is standing in front of a mirror.
"Happiness....Hap-penis...Hap--penis...penis, penis. I did it! Ovaries, Uvula, Uterus."
Then the scene switches to Hank and the gang drinking beer in the Alley. Then You can hear Peggy shouting
"VAAAAAGINA!!!!!" And Hank spits out his beer in shock.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005


Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

How can you guys miss such an obvious joke?

The Fernanda Valley returned to pornography on her 18th birthday. The joke is that she was making very illegal pornography before that birthday.

But after the Traci Lords case, that would never happen. At least not with the type of porn that one would find at a video store.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


Rusty Shackelford posted:

This speech is one of the more confusing things on the show. Who is turning 18? If it is Fernanda, how was she a veteran of porn at 17?

The other confusing part is in "The Father, the Son and J.C." Niefko is the guy's first name, not his last, but Hank says that the tradition is Christmas with the Niefkos.
I really think that was just an excuse to showcase's Hank's comically wholesome austerity on full blast, again.

Whenever Hank says something dreamily with a tone of reverence there's a good chance that it's a classic gag.

TheRationalRedditor fucked around with this message at Sep 1, 2009 around 22:04

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LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

BITCOIN BATMAN

I love when Bobby's dressed like a cowboy and Hank just puts his arm around Peggy and says in his reverent voice, "Let's go get some steaks."

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