King of the Hill: RIP Johnny Hardwick, like dang ol' dust in the wind

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Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

BlueBayou posted:

I am a giant nerd and therefore am Connie

If you think you're a Connie you're a Peggy

I notice that no one has the balls to declare themself a Boomhauer

# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 06:07

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 20:17

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

We've known about the millennium for almost a year now

# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 01:58

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

On the other hand, gently caress him, cuz he's a Trump supporter.

Dale would support Carson, let's be real.

Dale spends every election day in Mexico in case the government implodes. So he's a non-voter

I like how consistent Dale's paranoia is. He's a non-partisan nutjob

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 15:26

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Sash! posted:

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

JAY-Peg

A MIRACLE posted:

Well we still don't know if Hank voted Gore or Bush Jr so

Not like it mattered, this is Texas

# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 02:30

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Jehde posted:

Dunno if this has ever been posted

I approve but it makes me uncomfortable that an equation can do this

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 05:43

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Does anyone have a closed captioned gif of "What my truck needs is LEADERSHIP"?

Or know how I can make gifs of vlc on a mac?

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 14:17

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

mearn posted:

We really need a King of the Hill version of Frinkiac and Morbotron. Propaniac?

I will 100% be the person that makes the gifs if someone tells me how

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 02:32

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

It's all well and good to talk about Civil Rights until some man loses his job. How is that equal?

# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 19:38

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

How'd you want to be my go to guy?
First, you go to the men's room and wipe out the unirals

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 04:54

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

She doesn't need our baby stuff. She HAS a baby

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 20:34

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Year from now, no one will remember what a hexagon is, but if you went to State...well, they put that up on the water tower

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 17:32

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

And don't say communicate because there are some things Hank will not do!

e.

Defenestration fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Apr 6, 2017

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 03:09

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

I finally made that gif I've wanted to make forever

This one's for you Charlie Baker

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 14:53

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

My hair stylist was telling me I'm a lipstick lesbian. Apparently that's the best kind

e. All these jobs are racist against people who don't have skills!

Defenestration fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Apr 23, 2017

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 00:02

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

"Do you hear that, Bobby? You're going to be part of a system!"

# ¿ May 5, 2017 13:26

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Research question: Is there any episode of King of the Hill where the guys do no drink in the alley?

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 04:17

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Ein cooler Typ posted:

do they drink in the alley in part 2 of the Japan episode

e: just did some quick research

Hank and Junichiro drink in an alley

Boomhauer drinks in the alley as Bill and Dale get arrested

what's your definition of the guys drinking in the alley

I think both of these count as "drink in the alley"

I'm writing about KOTH and in part the futile promise of small town life that doesn't change (because of course change is going to happen around you)

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 03:16

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

muscles like this! posted:

Time for a super LOL

Pikavangelist posted:
https://twitter.com/JacobOller/status/874687244271058944

This is a goddamn travesty

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 05:49

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

now accepting a limited number of gif requests. Name the episode and season

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 02:43

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

BlueBayou posted:

ooohhh oohhh

The Perils of Polling
Season 5 Episode 1
"heh... i look like a jackass"

or

Yankee Hankee
Season 5 Episode 10
"Why am I wearing the hat?"

I thought why am I wearing the hat looked better without text but I can add if you want

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 03:40

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

muscles like this! posted:

Yankee Hankee has one of my favorite jokes.

"Thanks, I normally don't hitchhike!" as Hank jumps out of a taxi and runs away.

page 420 prepare yourselves

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 03:49

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

I don't think I got the caption timing quite right on this one

syscall girl posted:

masterful

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 04:03

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

personal favorite moment

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 04:16

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Joe the Strummer posted:

ooooh I got one

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas, season 8

"Hey dad, I like beer!"

Sash! posted:

We have experienced severe tire damage

please and thank you

gonna need an episode name and number

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 05:13

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Color Printer posted:

The part from the firefighting episode where Bill is going "I'm a fireman!" and then trips over the cooler and faceplants

e: season 3, episode 10

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 05:23

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Sash! posted:

We have experienced severe tire damage

please and thank you

# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 05:06

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

bobjr posted:

Is there a good "Squirrel Tactics!" gif out there? I feel it's underappreciated since Pocket Sand usually stands out among Dale tactics.

There's a mediocre one
https://giphy.com/gifs/king-of-the-hill-dale-gribble-squirrel-tactics-joo1gg0dI5Y4w

# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 05:09

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

54 40 or gently caress posted:

I love the monkey one he pulls on his dad
"I deserved that, and any other monkey shines you throw at me"

any more requests?

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 04:30

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Galvanik posted:

12x05 Death Picks Cotton, the scene where Cotton is mortally wounded at the sushi place, looks up at the chef and says "You finally got me Tojo. I can respect you at last."

Then the chef says "Que?"

I'm working on this but S11 and 12 are the two I didn't have and it's taking forever to get

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 02:18

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Galvanik posted:

12x05 Death Picks Cotton, the scene where Cotton is mortally wounded at the sushi place, looks up at the chef and says "You finally got me Tojo. I can respect you at last."

Then the chef says "Que?"

it doesn't quite happen in that order but here's something

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 13:17

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

JethroMcB posted:

I WANT TALK RADIO, AND FRANK SINATRA! DO IT! DRAG AND DROP!

egon_beeblebrox posted:

This is excellent, and reminds us all that the best gifs are sight gags

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 13:19

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Another one of my favorites, Mutual of Omabwah

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 03:02

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

"Mr Daughterive is on fire!"

"...yup, that'll happen. Roll, Bill, roll!"

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 17:55

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

RentACop posted:

excellent

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 01:19

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/CHIRAQWARMONEY/status/886438605262028800

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 00:35

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

drrockso20 posted:

Sometimes I wonder how the show would have gone if Peggy had died from her skydiving accident instead of miraculously surviving

I think about that plot arc a lot, and how insane it is that no one at any point mentions the possibility of suing

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 23:52

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

JaddaCaddra posted:

...Why do you have to hate what you don't understand?

I don't hate you, Bobby

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 21:07

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Good lord the point of KOTH is that it is a thoroughly pre-Bush show.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 19:45

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/chillmage/status/897229028020678656

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 18:06

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 20:17

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Sash! posted:

Uh you will recall that Hank was upset that the hip fake panhandling guy stole the spot Spongy, an actual homeless man, panhandled at.

there's an especially poignant joke in that exchange that makes me hopeful Judge isn't ever going full Scott Adams

Spongy says something about how he's been out on the streets ever since Reagan threw him out of his nursing home. Hank pauses, sighs, and says "It's complicated..."

so like, he is experiencing that conflictedness about saint Reagan, he just can't say it or risk cognitive dissonance.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 04:27

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