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Is it still confirmed that there isn't going to be S7 on dvd? The warlock episode is probably one of my favourite ever so I'm a little bummed I might not be able to pick it up. HANK: You're Ward Rackley? WARD RACKLEY: It's one of my many monikers, yes. I am also known as Manolgar of the North Woods, and in certain circles, Austin Aussman Straklabartar. HANK: How old are you? 30? 40? WARD RACKLEY: Not even close. I am 5000. HANK: Don't you have any friends your own age? Someone to drink with? Maybe a girlfriend? WARD RACKLEY: And waste my seed on a common harlot? Not likely. When the time is right, a maiden will be delivered up to me. Probably from the East. HANK: Some of this isn't your fault. I mean, a man can only take so many wedgies before he goes to pieces.
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Oh my, thank you for the avatar. Fluttering butterflies!
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CommunistMojo posted:Sounds like the episode Bobbby plays soccer. I can remember that happening in that episode. "Futball"
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I am a proud, ignorant woman, and no one is going to change that! and one of my favourites: Connie: This is a great dinner, Mrs. Hill. Peggy: Well, we have your mother to thank for that. She recommended that I stir the macaroni with a spoon. No more burnt hands, Hank! 54 40 or fuck fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Jan 18, 2012 |
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DUSTY OLD BONES
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J.R., J.R., he's a real bad dude that lives on a ranch with his mom!
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THERE'S SOME MILK IN THE FRIDGE THAT'S ABOUT TO GO BAD and there it goes
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Okay picture this. Ronald Regan squatting over a- AAH AAAAAUUUAAHHHH
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I was wondering if you get sad sometimes, like your heart has a tummy ache?
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why is god punishing me? WHY, SUG, WHY?!
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Instant Sunrise posted:I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some etouffee. Nooooooooo!!!!!
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Luanne saw a cereal commercial that said kids should have fun, and since it has 11 essential vitamins, we're inclined to believe it
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the episode where the single mom moves in with Bill, it's astounding how Bill could have totally wrecked Dales whole idea of his own marriage but didn't when he finds out Dale is the one who got John Redcorn to woo Charlene back.
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Sash! posted:We're not all Bobby. We're all 13 year old Joseph. Up yours, Joseph!
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Tin Gang posted:I need the good cans! the smash em's! CANT MAKE GUYS WITH MONEY! GIMME CANS
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Feb 27, 2016 21:26
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listen to me roll my r's! RRRRRRRR RRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRR I RRRRRRRREST MY CASE!
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I hope Mr. Shackleford, first name Rusty knows people appreciate his joke
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Pump jockey!
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wanna watch me dance ging-ging?
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Kalli posted:Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking. Why do you hate what you don't understand Kalle?
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Kalli posted:I don't hate you Toriori. I'm talking about soccer
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If someone cooks, I'll eat. ALL I'LL DO IS EAT!
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Holy man, the yoga episode is amazing. Probably one of the best guest performances too. Who doubts my powers? is it you? you? you?
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-gasp- MY TREASURES!
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Man, Hank is an rear end in a top hat in season 13.
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Which episode is it where they're in the alley and I belive Peggy is there, and bill says he doesn't eat cheese, and I believe Peggy says "cream cheese IS cheese Bill!" and he goes "no its not its butter" the book club episode?
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Pierce and Pierce posted:Good GOD you've got a fat neck, Toriori! Good GOD Pierce and Pierce, yer wearin butt boobies!
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BlueBayou posted:Lane Pratley is a horses rear end I don't normally like to say this twice in one meal but.....horses. rear end.
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Uh...Joseph, you just drank out of my soda can
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well....I never could figure out what the sky was thinkin...but the soil...she don't keep too many secrets.
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Yeah, a cake of tremendous power!!
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RentACop posted:Mods change my name to 'Robert the Dog Quaffer' tia Why. Must. You. Always. Test. Me, RentACop.
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DON'T GIVE THEM MONEY, GET YOUR VASECTOMY REVERSED!
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On the show Peggy makes me laugh but I also get a pass to really, really be annoyed by her because my MIL acts exactly like her. in fact, whenever she does something very Peggy Hill-ish, my husband and I will say "I call him Soupy" or "I'm sorry sir, I can't help but notice you're making your salad wrong?" Because it's my life.
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Bug Gribble: oh my god, Hank, are you gay?! Hank: What?! No! I sell propane!! This episode has my favourite KotH joke when dale think's bug is the government and Hank is like "are you sure that's what he told you? That he was a...FFed?
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I was looking at a list of baby names the other day and Rusty Shackelford was on the list
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He broke his curfew but he was reading his bible, what d'y'do with that?
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it does NOT belong in the bad tattoos thread
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Ogmius815 posted:I'm going to die friendless and alone like Weird Al Yankovich! I actually saw weird al in concert last week and they played this clip WELL D.Ulster@AOL.com, get ready for Peggy Hill's joke of the day!
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