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SQUID BOAT!
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2014 01:28 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 05:33 |
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"I can't just leave work 10 minutes early on a Friday afternoon."
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 16:22 |
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CaptainScraps posted:I'm friends with the real life Hank Hill. But he's not drinking Alamo beer.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 01:18 |
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NurhacisUrn posted:I always wanted this to happen as well. He'd have killed fifty one men. Fitty one.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2015 20:28 |
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Sash! posted:He wasn't very fast, but that's not as important as it seems, even for a running back. He'd have been one of the top running backs in the state in his class, based on his apparent record setting (unless Arlen had a tradition of being terrible before and after Hank's time). If that guy's projected Hank Stats were accurate, he'd have been one of the top running backs in the country in 1974. And don't forget, he had the "Billdozer" blocking for him.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 03:13 |
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Dirt Taco Scuba posted:Which would you rather do? Tongue-kiss a lizard... OR take a shower in Bill's bathroom? "How come the bad one always has to be 'take a shower in Bill's bathroom?'"
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# ¿ May 16, 2015 18:39 |
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"My only options are going to be DeVry Tech or the University of Phoenix. Which one Mrs. Hill, which one?" SQUID BOAT!
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# ¿ May 29, 2015 13:24 |
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Wears a sweater.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 20:32 |
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Shbobdb posted:How can I create Peggy Hill's famous BBQ sauce? I want to host a party and have that and Franch be the signature sauces. Just add the right amount of sugar to the spaghetti sauce. No wait, that's spapeggy and meatballs.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 22:57 |
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JaddaCaddra posted:That never made sense to me either, but I guess you could justify it in some way. Like, maybe Boomhauer wasn't a ranger at the beginning of the series, but by the end he had become one? Maybe he was a ranger and got hurt in the line of duty and retired on a disability pension (I seem to remember something from one of the early episodes about him collecting disability).
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 02:14 |
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cheerfullydrab posted:I've been here since the first page or two and that was the point I was making by referencing the great Hill House forum wars, there's no continuity. The one where Hank is afraid of bats I think.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 22:36 |
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You whine more than the Nazzi I kilt under this helmet.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 17:05 |
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King of the Hill: IT'S FOR THE FREAKIN' CHILDREN!
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 01:27 |
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A MIRACLE posted:Well we still don't know if Hank voted Gore or Bush Jr so I know he wasn't going to vote at all because of the whole handshake thing, but Bush Jr. was from Texas so....
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 12:10 |
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In espanole por favor.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 19:24 |
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Crotch Bat posted:Anyone over the age of 55 more or less. Some might have grown up with The Flintstones and a small assortment of other cartoons but there's also a good chance they did not get ABC where they lived(yes, really) or were given a chance by their parents to watch it. Since it wasn't an impact portion of their childhood they can't really see any cartoons as anything but extremes(childish or vulgarity-laden for immature adults). I'm over 55 myself, and while I'm not a big fan of cartoons per se, I'm a huge fan of KOTH. So much so that I'm still watching it on Adult Swim every weeknight. I've seen every episode so many times that I can tell you what episode it's going to be right after the theme song plays. I've seen most episodes over 10 times and I can still watch them.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 02:33 |
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:Also the timescales are way off between the Pong game being discovered and Bill's chorus plot. The Captain X's off like 30-40 days on Bill's vacation day/sick day form. Bill is in the Army, so it's possible he could have up to 60 days of leave saved up.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 12:26 |
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cheerfullydrab posted:What color is Dale's shirt? Brown (with a white undershirt).
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 21:30 |
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bobjr posted:Hank, are you gay? What? NO! I sell propane.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 02:59 |
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"I'm complicated."
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 12:01 |
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I'm thinking that Hank was probably done once Jeb and Ted Cruz were out of the race.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2016 20:01 |
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You know you've watched too much KOTH when you hear BTO's "Taking Care of Business" on the radio, and the first thing you think of is Bill washing his car.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 00:53 |
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FuhrerHat posted:mitchell jefferson, also known as "the master of disaster" And the Big D himself, Rusty Shackleford!
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 12:09 |
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NOVELTY GRILL? Fight's on!
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 21:50 |
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"I'M COMPLICATED!"
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 01:48 |
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It wasn't me! It was the Man With The Terrible Smell!
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 17:50 |
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syscall girl posted:It was the one where Bill makes the Dauterive family BBQ sauce. Gilbert gets mad about it for some reason. "All I see is a crying drunk and an angry sissy." "Do stop by Nawlins. I could show you a thing or two."
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 02:12 |
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Sir you are no kin to me, I shall have your silence.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 17:36 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Luanne and Peggy are both certified geniuses by the Texas Intelligence Institute "I'M DA BOSS!"
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 02:01 |
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Roark posted:I can tell you're a very sensitive young woman, and sensitive people, they do have a hard time in our society today. I should know. As a self-proclaimed genius, I myself, Rad Thibodeaux, am often misunderstood. Rad Thibo-day-oxsss.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 21:43 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Hank's proficiency with language is a fun running joke through the series. Not as much as Peggy's fluency in Espanole.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 11:58 |
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That guy is going to be living with his mother until she dies. And probably a couple of years after that.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 12:45 |
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A MIRACLE posted:what's a good random episode to watch Hank's Back
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 21:12 |
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JethroMcB posted:I have never found the Three Stooges funny You and I have nothing more to say to each other.
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 15:31 |
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If I recall, she's fallen for more than two scams: 1. Cozy Kitchen 2. The online IQ test/PhD 3. The Hillbilly Modern Artist 4. Buying stocks in companies that sell stuff Bill likes to buy 5. Smuggling drugs for her "former student" on death row
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 17:07 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Also foot fetish porn Forgot about that one for a moment. "Don't feel too bad. Bill says a lot of college girls get caught up in that sort of thing."
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 17:55 |
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Roark posted:You know, if Ladybird does bite again, you could just blame Peggy. They'd haul her away, and then we'd all be rid of her! Peggy, Ladybird bit a White Guy!
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 00:58 |
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It's still on nightly on Adult Swim where I live.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 00:52 |
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Ingmar terdman posted:I would unironically and without hesitation subscribe to a streaming service that had one show and it was the show King of the Hill.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 11:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 05:33 |
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Fooley posted:Turns out live channels on YouTube aren't just chill anime beats to study to, and there's at least four showing King of the Hill right now. Full episodes?
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 21:31 |