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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything


Bastard Tetris posted:

This is probably the best talk radio I've ever heard, Ellis is great.

If you ever see that movie Haggard, he's the lunatic beating up Hellboy for no reason.

I was the kid in High School that bought Haggard and the movie is pretty stupid, but I've always thought Ellis (he has hair!) was the funniest part of the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA_NGkEa1xQ
And then he was on Howard Stern and now I listen to him pretty faithfully

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Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003


Hahaha, is that Rake Yohn?

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008



-Atom- posted:

I was the kid in High School that bought Haggard and the movie is pretty stupid, but I've always thought Ellis (he has hair!) was the funniest part of the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA_NGkEa1xQ
And then he was on Howard Stern and now I listen to him pretty faithfully

I loved those cky movies when I was like 14, I wish I could of found this movie back then, drat.

Ireneo Funes
Feb 29, 2008



When a friend asks me what the Jason Ellis show is like I usually just link them to this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py6QGGEr408

Pudgygiant
Apr 8, 2004

Garnet and black? More like gold and blue or whatever the fuck colors these are

The first show of his I listened to he went on a tirade about how he feels his sole purpose in life is to entertain people through radio. He sounded like a massive tool and even though everybody I've ever talked to has said he's hilarious I just can't hear anything when he talks besides "TOOL tool tool tool"

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005
L-Shaped

Pillbug

Loving Life Partner posted:

Hahaha, is that Rake Yohn?

Yes, that is Rake Yohn.

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008



Ireneo Funes posted:

When a friend asks me what the Jason Ellis show is like I usually just link them to this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py6QGGEr408

God that story is even better when you can see him act it out, I laughed when it was on the radio, and I just laughed way harder seeing that, even though i've heard it before.

Texas A. Wreckus
Aug 20, 2006

Welcome to the OVal Office


I am posting this in case there are people who don't follow jellismate and the MANtourage on Twitter. This is a video from one of the nights when Ellis went out with Benji Madden. A crazy fan jumps in front of Ellis and tries to get into the car with him and Benji. The angle from Ellis' perspective is available on Ellismania, but only the members who pay section.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwgG7wvXpps

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything


SHOUT OUT TO MALE HAIR GROOMING AND PROSTITUTES

Ireneo Funes
Feb 29, 2008



idolmind86 posted:

It's definitely awkward. I'm not sure if hilarious is the word I'd go for.

That guys parents should be chastised for eternity for the way they raised him.

This reminds me of that terribly sad story he has about being on the teeball team. Poor guy struck out so many times, then when he finally did get a hit he ran to third base instead of first.

ease
Jul 19, 2004

HUGE

I used to listen to this show when I had sirius. I liked Ellis but his two sidekicks were the biggest faggots in the world. Cowfucker annoyed me to no end.

Also, some of the stupidest callers ever.

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008



ease posted:

I used to listen to this show when I had sirius. I liked Ellis but his two sidekicks were the biggest faggots in the world. Cowfucker annoyed me to no end.

Also, some of the stupidest callers ever.

His two "sidekicks" are awesome for his show though, they open him up to new topics and tons of great lines come from the stories they bring up.

ease
Jul 19, 2004

HUGE

I don't really think so. I think he'd be better suited with professionals who are actually good at what they do, but still can be nuts. Like the guys on Bubbas crew. You put anyone next to a interesting radio guy, and he'll get interesting poo poo out of them. Look at Robin Quivers.

e: On second thought, I like listening to people I hate, so in a way, it was appealing.

ease fucked around with this message at Sep 24, 2009 around 00:33

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008



In the six months I've listened to the show Rawdog has come a long way and is actually great on the show now. Tully only comes in really for news stories, and I enjoy him.

Though I do respect your opinion, I also enjoy Mayhem on the show and a lot of other people don't. Also I can't comment on Bubba, because being an O&A fan they've ruined his show for me by calling him out on being a fat gently caress with a fake radio voice, and he went from hating O&A to welcoming them when they both ended up on Sirius to hating them again when they never even talk about the guy unless he brings them up.

ease
Jul 19, 2004

HUGE

See I used to enjoy Mayhem, because he wasn't really trying to be a radio guy, he was just a guy on the radio being stupid.

Ireneo Funes
Feb 29, 2008



ease posted:

I don't really think so. I think he'd be better suited with professionals who are actually good at what they do, but still can be nuts. Like the guys on Bubbas crew. You put anyone next to a interesting radio guy, and he'll get interesting poo poo out of them. Look at Robin Quivers.

e: On second thought, I like listening to people I hate, so in a way, it was appealing.

I think that's what's so charming about Ellis' show, though. It's not about being a pro-radio jock with a radio voice, it's just him and two dudes who are absolutely nothing like him screwing around on air. I guess that's why I never really got hooked on any of the other radio talk shows.

e: also, Rawdog has come a long way. It's amazing what a few handjobs from pornstars will do to your self-esteem.

ease
Jul 19, 2004

HUGE

The problem with Bubba, is that his sidekicks are way better radio personalities than he is. He's really dumb as rocks with this unique voice, and he's got some geniuses next to him just making him shine.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003


Man, it was really awkward when Ellis blew up at Tussinwolf during his Doc Banger segment. I mean the segment has a set up and a progression, even if Ellis forgot since it's been so long. He wouldn't even let him get it started.

Ireneo Funes
Feb 29, 2008



I'm starting to feel pretty bad for Ellis with all this moving around and being away from his family.

Loving Life Partner posted:

Man, it was really awkward when Ellis blew up at Tussinwolf during his Doc Banger segment. I mean the segment has a set up and a progression, even if Ellis forgot since it's been so long. He wouldn't even let him get it started.

I must have missed this. What happened exactly?

godzirraRAWR
Sep 11, 2003

godzirra will trample your scrotum

I actually got on air w/ ellis yesterday, and he yelled at me and called me poor.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything


godzirraRAWR posted:

I actually got on air w/ ellis yesterday, and he yelled at me and called me poor.

Haha what was the context?

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003


Ireneo Funes posted:

I must have missed this. What happened exactly?

Tussinwolf was setting up the Doc Banger bit by reading a short article about sex robot technology, and Ellis got bored about 10 seconds in and started yelling "What the gently caress are you talking about? GET TO THE POINT!" etc.

I think he was pissed because they forgot to queue up the Doc Banger intro, but the point of the bit is for Tussin to read a story then take questions about it, or any about science, and the callers get more and more off track until he angrily yells at them with voice altemacation, but it never took off.

Guy Compton
Mar 29, 2007



Nice to hear Cowfucker again, back from vacation.

Cock Democracy
Jan 1, 2003

Now that is the finest piece of chilean sea bass I have ever smelled

I love this show. Sure, it's juvenile humor but the fact of the matter is he's hilarious. I especially enjoy it when he has problems reading.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003


I'm the seventh greatest skateboarder in the world, spell that cocksucker!

UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell


Loving Life Partner posted:

I'm the seventh greatest skateboarder in the world, spell that cocksucker!
I will never get tired of that promo.

I will also never get tired of the promo featuring the Dude, is it Gay? clip where the guy called in to talk about double teaming a chick and then pulling out and cuming on his friend's face.

"NO JOHNNY DON'T DO IT!"

Girthy
Mar 4, 2008


Cock Democracy posted:

I love this show. Sure, it's juvenile humor but the fact of the matter is he's hilarious. I especially enjoy it when he has problems reading.

His twitter is loving gold. Its like a 9 year old being asked to type about adult matters haha.

Ireneo Funes
Feb 29, 2008



I remember way back when he would actually attempt to read all the weird news stories himself. It would take like 12 minutes to read a simple little blurb and he'd sound like a child, sounding out his words and poo poo. Also, the spelling bee between him and Reverend Bob Levy was glorious/atrocious as well.

idolmind86
Jun 13, 2003

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

It's even better to work out, numbnuts.


Man, he's on live right now on ellismania.... these people in the chat are like the worst most annoying superfans ever.

They're all freaking out just for the slightest bit of acknowledgment.

Kind of annoying.

idolmind86 fucked around with this message at Sep 25, 2009 around 20:23

godzirraRAWR
Sep 11, 2003

godzirra will trample your scrotum

-Atom- posted:

Haha what was the context?

It was one of those bits where they wanted people to call in with science questions.

I asked my gf if she had a question, and I called in with it.

"Why can I get 30 HD channels over the air using an antenna, but my wireless internet is so loving slow?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE POOR, enjoyable human being *click*

I laughed.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything


godzirraRAWR posted:

BECAUSE YOU'RE POOR, enjoyable human being *click*

They just mentioned that call and said you redeemed the Doc Banger segment.

Red dragons.

UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell


Only on the Jason Ellis show can you go from Metalica directly into Billy Joel.

Arzakon
Nov 24, 2002

"I hereby retire from Mafia"
Please turbo me if you catch me in a game.


UncleMonkey posted:

Only on the Jason Ellis show can you go from Metalica directly into Billy Joel.

Only if you have Pennywise before, after, and in between.

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008



Guy Compton posted:

Nice to hear Cowfucker again, back from vacation.

The show is so much smoother this week with Cowfucker back!

Guy Compton
Mar 29, 2007



TwistedNails posted:

The show is so much smoother this week with Cowfucker back!

Seriously! Rawdog is great as Rawdog, but he's no Tully/Cowfucker/Shaftburn when it comes to making the show run.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God


Guy Compton posted:

Tully/Cowfucker/Shaftburn
Ok good, these are all nicknames for the same person, right? I get confused.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003


Yeah, the mincey nerd is Rawdog/Illusionist/Tussinwolf

The real producer is Tully/Cowfucker/Michael Shaftburn

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything


Loving Life Partner posted:

Yeah, the mincey nerd is Rawdog/Illusionist/Tussinwolf

Doc Banger and the Octopus.

Which is genius by the way, I love the octopus.

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008



The new intern is piss face correct? If so he is pretty drat good on the radio for an intern.

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UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell


Something that's been bugging me-- and I feel like kind of an idiot for asking-- but Ellis is kidding about drinking his own piss every morning now, right? Please tell me he's kidding.

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