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ntrepid
Oct 11, 2004
Uh..
Ellis was giving it to him pretty hard for a while. (Lashlie, not Benji)

Everlast seems like a pretty loving cool dude. I'd love to hang out with him.

I apparently missed the genesis of Jack Nippleson. Is there anything else to it than Tussin jacks off his own nipples?

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TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008

Nope, he was cold and noticed his nips being hard and jacked them off.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
I think my favorite Ellis bit is when he does the voice of a nasty old Australian man when he has to be perverted or sick, like when he was wondering aloud how they keep a guys dick hard to tattoo it.

"Aw mate, goin' soft again, let me just pop that in my mouth fer ya"

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008

I didn't get to listen to the show today, did Rawdog talk about his date yet?

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

TwistedNails posted:

I didn't get to listen to the show today, did Rawdog talk about his date yet?

He did. He didn't go too far into it but he said he didn't get a kiss or anything and said there were clear signs she wasn't interested.

She's also moving to Hawaii.

Poor nerdy loving guy.

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008

-Atom- posted:

He did. He didn't go too far into it but he said he didn't get a kiss or anything and said there were clear signs she wasn't interested.

She's also moving to Hawaii.

Poor nerdy loving guy.

Poor dude, he needs some aggression and drive to get pussy, I bet he treats dates like he is just hanging with a friend.

Ireneo Funes
Feb 29, 2008

Well didn't they already have a first date? I remember hearing him talking about taking her to Benji's DCMA warehouse to get a few things, driving her to a gourmet burger place, then taking her to a Trail of Dead/Future of the Left gig. He even got into the concert for free using his satellite radio cred. :smug:

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Ireneo Funes posted:

Well didn't they already have a first date? I remember hearing him talking about taking her to Benji's DCMA warehouse to get a few things, driving her to a gourmet burger place, then taking her to a Trail of Dead/Future of the Left gig. He even got into the concert for free using his satellite radio cred. :smug:

Yeah the first date was pretty bawler, and everyone giving him hell for taking advantage of his hookups was pretty wrong. Benji was right by saying 'Hey, you have these opportunities that others don't have so you're in the clear.'

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
Clipped this little tidbit, because it was so funny

http://www.yousendit.com/download/Z01PT20wdVVnYU5FQlE9PQ

apple stew
May 6, 2004
Ap-ple-s!! Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew!
For those of you that don't listen to Opie and Anthony, Ellis was on for about 30 minutes, and killed. Might be worth checking out. Excited to see if he talks about it on the air this afternoon.

Girthy
Mar 4, 2008
I missed the O&A interview. Anyone have any links to it? This weeks World's Greatest Wednesday is hilarious and will probably turn out to be one of the best.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

quote:

jellismate At hospital getting hook up with IV. doc thinks I shouldn't fight. That's very funny. What don't kill ya make ya more strong.

Man, either he really came down with something or the stress of Ellismania is ripping his body to shreds.

-Atom- fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Oct 24, 2009

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008

Man he keeps getting so sick, I hope he still fights.

Girthy
Mar 4, 2008
I cant wait to hear Ellismania stories on Monday.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
It's too bad the sound on the live feed is so horrible on ellismania.com, but shout out to Tim Silvia punching the blind dudes as they get shocked to poo poo.

Can't wait to hear about it tomorrow!

Ireneo Funes
Feb 29, 2008

I'm sort of jealous of you right now, Atom.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
I'm not sure of the under card, but here are the results thus far.

Joanna beat Rawdog, but it was loving hilarious. He bounced off the ropes once and tried to DDT her multiple times. He maybe nailed it once.

Tully beat Bob Levy, but it was close and there were a lot of 'bullshit' calls when it was announced.

Mate is coming out soon, but they're dragging rear end and Andrea said her laptop battery has 33 minutes left 10 minutes ago. And it's three 3 minute rounds.

Ellis won (per Bently's twitter) the Andy Bell fight. The laptop's video froze from the last half of the second round until moments before the third round ended, then her battery died.

-Atom- fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Oct 25, 2009

Cain
Nov 8, 2002

Shout out to shout outs in the live feed chat.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Looks like Ellis had the fights and the Taintstick professionally filmed.

So psyched.

flyingbuttbiter
Sep 22, 2003

by toby
I just pre-ordered an album. Haven't done that for a long time.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
Hrm, is this a good sign?

Amazon.com Sales Rank: #9,551 in Music

For 6 POUNDS OF SOUND!

I think I'm gonna buy it too, hopefully it'll put a few bucks in the Wing's pocket.

Texas A. Wreckus
Aug 20, 2006

Welcome to the OVal Office
Yeah I didn't want to preorder it because I wanted the joy of walking into a Best Buy and picking up the Taintstick CD.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Somebody needs to put up the acoustic Taintstick songs from today's show.

And I agree, I'm going to walk into the store and ask the clerk where I can find the latest album released by Tainstick. It's the only way.

Plus they sold out of the t-shirt pre-order before I had the chance to order it.

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008

I'm not getting the album for another week, just got a $120 speeding ticket today, gently caress...

nub
Jul 20, 2009

Keep talking.
Rawdog losing to a 97 lb. pornstar is so perfect. Can't wait for today's show. Did any posters here attend Ellismania? I want behind the scenes stories!

I'm definitely getting Taintstick's album as well. Is it wrong that I actually like the songs? "A6K" is hilarious, and "Monkeys of War" pumps me up. I guess I should type the title the way it's displayed: "Monkey's of War". So perfect.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

nub posted:

Rawdog losing to a 97 lb. pornstar is so perfect.

Rawdog actually won I guess, I must have been seeing things while they were announcing the winner.

Omglosser
Sep 2, 2007

Loving Life Partner posted:

I think I'm gonna buy it too, hopefully it'll put a few bucks in the Wing's pocket.

Hey I love em too dude but from Ellismania.com alone it's 35931 users at $5/month, that's $179,655 per month. $2,155,860/year. I don't know how much running a site like that costs but that's a gently caress lot of money. Plus album sales and Ellismania ticket sales and Ellismate gear and all his sponsors and "Paul Blarts Mall Cop" and whatever Sirius/XM pays him, I have this feeling that Ellis is doing pretty well financially.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Omglosser posted:

Hey I love em too dude but from Ellismania.com alone it's 35931 users at $5/month, that's $179,655 per month. $2,155,860/year. I don't know how much running a site like that costs but that's a gently caress lot of money. Plus album sales and Ellismania ticket sales and Ellismate gear and all his sponsors and "Paul Blarts Mall Cop" and whatever Sirius/XM pays him, I have this feeling that Ellis is doing pretty well financially.

He was down 2,000 dollars from Ellismania this past weekend.

I don't think he was paid for the door at either event.

And the total amount of people on Ellismania are just users on the site. Before I picked up a membership my name was on the list of users.

godzirraRAWR
Sep 11, 2003

godzirra will trample your scrotum
I caught the tail end of ellis snapping on cowfucker and tully?

Anyone catch what happened?

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

godzirraRAWR posted:

I caught the tail end of ellis snapping on cowfucker and tully?

Anyone catch what happened?

He's hosed up from being sick and tired. He had a lovely morning by missing his flight because his wife wanted Starbucks, so he had to take another flight to San Diego instead of LA and then had a 200 dollar cab fare. Then he had to deal with getting his kids from his father in laws house, which then pissed off the father in law since he was now late for work, which in turn made Ellis 30 minutes late.

And he told Rawdog and Tully to gently caress off, first Rawdog for mentioning he hosed up the timing on Monkeys of War and then moments later on Tully when he confirmed it.

He later apologized.

nub
Jul 20, 2009

Keep talking.
He's definitely at the end of his rope. Sounds like on top of exhaustion and illness, he may have been spending too much time with the boys. Good thing for him he has a vacation beginning after tomorrow's show. I believe he said the next time he'll be back on the radio will be 9 November.

By the way - isn't Good Charlotte touring in Australia? I thought that Wing mentioned something about Benji delaying his departure in order to make the Taintstick show Saturday. I also think that a few weeks ago Ellis mentioned canceling his Australia trip. I guess it's back on because he was going to miss his boyfriend too much.

I pre-ordered Taintstick today - saw the free sticker: "TAINSTICK - METAL AS gently caress" and decided I needed it on my motorcycle helmet.

Hey Atom - is the "Monkeys of War" video on ellismania.com? I'm leaning strongly towards giving the man my money, just need something to put me over the edge.

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008

nub posted:

He's definitely at the end of his rope. Sounds like on top of exhaustion and illness, he may have been spending too much time with the boys. Good thing for him he has a vacation beginning after tomorrow's show. I believe he said the next time he'll be back on the radio will be 9 November.

By the way - isn't Good Charlotte touring in Australia? I thought that Wing mentioned something about Benji delaying his departure in order to make the Taintstick show Saturday. I also think that a few weeks ago Ellis mentioned canceling his Australia trip. I guess it's back on because he was going to miss his boyfriend too much.

I pre-ordered Taintstick today - saw the free sticker: "TAINSTICK - METAL AS gently caress" and decided I needed it on my motorcycle helmet.

Hey Atom - is the "Monkeys of War" video on ellismania.com? I'm leaning strongly towards giving the man my money, just need something to put me over the edge.

GC is just starting a tour in AUS really soon yeah.

Also Ellis had a trip to AUS for a Skate Demo but the event was canceled, so now he is going on vacation there.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

nub posted:

Hey Atom - is the "Monkeys of War" video on ellismania.com? I'm leaning strongly towards giving the man my money, just need something to put me over the edge.

If you're talking about the official video, then no it isn't. But if you pre-ordered then it will be on the bonus disc.

There are some pretty sweet acoustic / practice videos of Monkeys of War and others.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

Omglosser posted:

35931 users
There is no way there are that many people paying $5 a month for Ellismania.com

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008

Taintstick album came out today, anyone buy it?

Guy Compton
Mar 29, 2007

Holy poo poo. Rawdog's standup is horrible.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

TwistedNails posted:

Taintstick album came out today, anyone buy it?

Went to Best Buy and they didn't know what I was talking about. Then went to the FYE in the mall and bought the only copy they had.

Digging it for sure.

nub
Jul 20, 2009

Keep talking.

Guy Compton posted:

Holy poo poo. Rawdog's standup is horrible.

Everything Rawdog is horrible. I've come to realize that this is the joke.

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
I signed up for Ellismania.com to watch the blidnfolded fight

I have never laughed that hard at anything related to fighting ever in my life

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Paulie
Jan 18, 2008


I have a wolfknife lasertorch tshirt.

A slightly goonish gentleman came up to me at a restaurant and gave me a "wolfknife lasertorch- right on, man" the first time I wore it in public :c00lbert:

Neither of us said "red dragons."

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