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I think there's something in this bag... oh poo poo it's Lunchbox
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my dog boyfriend!!! posted:
His name is either Lunchbox, Farfelkugel, or human being Charlie. He's a fat piece of poo poo and loves to have his tummy rubbed a lot. Really, he's the best fat kitty because he's too stupid to realize how demeaning it is when I jiggle his catte fatte.
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Jul 25, 2011 22:47
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your cattes name is lunchbox? i call faraday lunchbox sometimes. also dirtbike, and porkchop, missile, and baby balls, and basically a lot of things except "faraday"
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While I'm at it, here's my other catte Dazzler He's hard to get pictures of because he won't stop moving when the camera comes out, he just wants to eat it 
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Jul 25, 2011 22:56
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Migishu posted:want this avatarized plz here you go buddy 
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Jul 26, 2011 14:49
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Catte advice needed... I posted pictures of the cattes I live with, human being Charlie and Dazzler last week or so, but I'm worried about them. They aren't my cats, they belong to the Landlady who lives with her new fiancee and doesn't want to take them because they have too much nice furniture and she really has been a neglectful rear end in a top hat to these cats in all regards.... leaving them alone for days at a time and feeding them by piling a couple bowls full of food and letting the cats eat at their own whim, the result of which is that human being Charlie is 18lbs and Dazzler is very skinny (although he seems healthy). I felt that I had to distance myself from them, in that I don't treat them like they were my own cats. I feed them every day and water them and such, but I clean their litter boxes maybe once a week (if that  ), don't spend time brushing them, etc. I feel that the more effort I put into caring for them, the more I will want to keep them forever and the harder this will be in a couple months when we leave. They are adorable and cuddly and the best cattes I have ever met. What do I do?  E - human being Charlie loves hugs. I just pick him up and it's one paw on each shoulder, purring like mad. How many cattes actually LOVE hugs? God drat these adorable animals.
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Aug 2, 2011 00:36
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toby posted:steal the cattes trust me, the thought has crossed my mind
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Aug 2, 2011 00:46
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:congratulations on your new cats human being Charlie never turns down tummy rubs either oh god I might have to take them
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Aug 2, 2011 00:51
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Funhilde posted:Maybe suggest to the landlord that you just adopt them permanently and she can of course come visit and what not. She may not be as interested in getting them back if she thinks someone else is really wanting to give them loves. Oh I forgot to mention that she's completely insane and doesn't really think rational thoughts like you do. Hence why I am leaving in a month or so. That's the complicated part.
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Aug 2, 2011 00:59
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JawnV6 posted:then it turns out she already gave u the cats Dream come true, right there... these guys seriously own, I will get better pictures when I have a decent camera.
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Aug 2, 2011 01:02
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Holy poo poo after tonight's happenings with the landlady I might be taking these cattes
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Aug 2, 2011 01:27
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It's tentative but good cattes come to those who wait
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Aug 2, 2011 01:32
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my dog boyfriend!!! posted:i am girl. yeah I met a girl once and it was cool i guess
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Aug 2, 2011 01:36
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neither catte is female this is flawless
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Aug 2, 2011 01:57
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A Curvy Goonette posted:post your f*cking cat story already! wait what cat story didn't we go over this?
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Aug 2, 2011 02:02
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my dog boyfriend!!! posted:this Dazzler is playing Napoleon and conquering the western half of the living room one piece of furniture at a time
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Aug 2, 2011 02:04
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Migishu posted:wanna see pics of these cattes These cattes are young and have two speeds: sleeping and WHAT IS IN YOUR HANDS GIVE IT TO ME plus the fact that taking my camera out always scares them I'll repost what I have, in the hopes that I can get something better soon human being Charlie:  Dazzler:   "WHAT IS IN YOUR HANDS GIVE IT TO ME"
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Aug 2, 2011 02:39
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my dog boyfriend!!! posted:you said "after tonight's events with the landlady i may be stealin the cates" or whatever to that effect so what we want to know is what did landlady did tonight what made you resolute in your cat burglary (lole) Oh she just strongly hinted that she doesn't love them anymore because "when we move I guess I can keep them in the laundry room together (probably 8'x5' closet at their house what the gently caress) until the house is ready". When I moved in they scratched this poo poo out of everything. They had been here two years or so, alone a lot of the time while she was with her boyfriend or working 48 hour shifts. This place was theirs; they wrecked furniture and gave no fucks. I've lived here 9 months and they don't scratch poo poo because they know how to use their goddamn scratching posts. Cat drugs help. Golden-i fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Aug 2, 2011 |
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Dazzler takin a nap Bonus Catte Rainbow
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Aug 3, 2011 00:52
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I need a new camera so I can take better catte pictures but I know almost nothing about cameras, what do I get
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Aug 3, 2011 01:16
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Coffee Quack posted:I saw that and it is so sexy, jesus christ I'm a worthless cj how can I afford that
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Aug 3, 2011 01:19
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I"ll never get good catte pictures, will I 
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Aug 3, 2011 01:28
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gently caress playing fetch with a dog, you ain't getting that catte's slobber all over your hands or anything
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Aug 3, 2011 01:33
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Poor Claude. Your post about him made me laugh a lot, the weirdest cattes are the best cattes. Requiescatte in pace.
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Aug 4, 2011 00:03
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Dazzler learned to love tummy rubs today. These drat cattes... they keep making me want to have them around forever.
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Aug 4, 2011 01:05
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I clicked any my cattes started fighting Dazzler has human being Charlie pinned down! thanks I guess
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Aug 4, 2011 01:15
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:human being Charlie is a great cat name My sister picked the name. "Call him human being Charlie! It's a Harry Potter reference!" Who gives a poo poo, I'll run with that one.
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Aug 4, 2011 03:32
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my dog boyfriend!!! posted:it...is? Yeah, why not
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Aug 4, 2011 03:36
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DNova posted:yeah I still don't know anything about cat genitals. Internet people (including kirk iirc) diagnosed the kitten I found as female. I'm ok with my ignorance in that field. human being Charlie once showed a complete disregard for any dignity and cleaned his "cat genitals" in front of me. From across the room. Aimed at me. Our relationship has never been the same.
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Aug 11, 2011 02:27
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What do you all feed your cattes? My landlady only gets these guys this lovely no-name bulk crap from costco and I really want to get them something better. They don't even like it, every time I fill the bowl they give me scathing looks. For cattes that sleep 18 hours a day, these guys are hard to get shots of sleeping. Here's human being Charlie cattin' it up - 
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Aug 11, 2011 23:37
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Oh look, Dazzler is sleepy too
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Aug 12, 2011 00:28
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gently caress SNEEP posted:why does your landlady buy you catte food They're her cattes, it was part of our lease that we take care of them as long as she buys their food and takes them to the vet if they get sick... she's really neglectful, before we moved in she didn't even live here. She just came by every 2 or 3 days to feed them and deal with the litter boxes.
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Aug 12, 2011 00:36
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dee eight posted:pet nutrition mega thread in PI no every single thing you said is true I think
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Aug 12, 2011 02:01
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My cattes will be so happy to get better food, thanks
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Aug 12, 2011 15:18
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I bought the kitties some Greenies because I know they haven't had treats in years
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Aug 12, 2011 16:05
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human being Charlie status: Come pet me I promise I won't claw you to poo poo with all four paws I went for it. A tummy that fluffy cannot go unpette.
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Aug 13, 2011 00:18
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El Jackalope posted:and did human being charlie claw the poo poo out of you or what? yeah a little bit but it was totally worth it, he does this thing where he starts running against my arm with his rear claws then grabs my arm with his front claws and pulls my arm in so he can very gently, affectionately lick my hand
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Aug 13, 2011 01:21
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human being Charlie is literally a non-Newtonian fluid
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Aug 13, 2011 01:42
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THE GREAT BATTLE OF OUR TIME IS UPON US human being Charlie  Dazzler  READY FOR ACTION  What the gently caress is this poo poo  Why are these here please stop it 
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Aug 13, 2011 03:28
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I need a better camera to capture all this cattes. Dazzler is tired after his bubble genocide. Time for a nap. 
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QK1 posted:its her dad's office would work in that office
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