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MononcQc
May 29, 2007

url posted:

http://dale-miller.com/why-someone-should-go-out-with-me/


Meet girl at party
email her a list of ten reasons to go out with you everyday

drat!
If this guy isn't a goon, he probably should be.
I speak 6 languages, English, COBOL, FORTRAN, C, BASIC, and HTML.
I can recite Dr Suess’s “The Lorax” from memory.
I can sympathize with you about how high-heeled shoes feel.
Nobody can heat up a TV dinner better than I can.
I’ll give you free VAX/VMS tutoring.
I have no trouble committing attractive women’s email addresses to memory.
Various Bible quotes

What a keeper

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MononcQc
May 29, 2007


repostin' this http://parseidon.com/general/ridiculous-audiophile-equipment

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNS6SUe-kGc

scottish folds rule

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

YOSPOS truly is Pet Island Jr.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Cats are seen as smart by sysadmins who worship House and truly believe being an rear end in a top hat and generally being uncooperative is a sign of true intelligence.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Phat_Albert posted:

dont watch house, not a cj, and cats are smart in the same way dogs are smart, as in sometimes your shocked by how smart they are but mostly youre shocked by how retarded they are.

theory destroyed

"I don't really think they are smart and in no way I contradict what you said."

Animals like dogs and cats are completely retarded most of the time. It's why they're fun/cute.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfWqI2tdGDw

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

DjLizard posted:

MY GIRLFRIEND is busy making myspace-esque pages for my cats (including R.I.P.)

http://www.catster.com/cats/1084037

http://www.catster.com/cats/1084050

http://www.catster.com/cats/207362

DjLizard's girlfriend posted:

Well it is Wednesday and MaMa isn't working today and I am so happy about that. The day started out with the two of us eating breakfast and watching TV. Everything was going great and then MaMa got up and started cleaning. She was going crazy with the cleaning and the dust was flying. I was sneezing constantly but MaMa kept cleaning so I just decided enough was enough , I went in my closet until she was done. MaMa didn't know I went in there because I usually don't go in there when she is here. I guess the wind blew the closet shut cause MaMa was still crazy cleaning in the other room. I got scared and a long time went by and I started saying MaMa real loud. MaMa came running in and opened the door and I ran up to her and she hugged me. I gave her my sad eyes and the rest of the day we played and rested. No more cleaning! I love my MaMa ... she is the best! :)

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

throw all cats in snow;

it's what you'd do to friends and relatives anyway.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

malefactor posted:

"animal abuse"

Its not a cat playing in the snow. They are throwing them into the snow and watching them desperately try and get out of it for their own entertainment.

In the last video, when the cat finally made it out, he/she just gave a meek cry and pawed at the door softly.

:smith:
How can they do something like throwing a cat in snow? That's cruel!
*eats a burger with bacon*

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

it loops!

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

clockwork sundial posted:

that fuckin' cat :xd:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TStoWrhgAQ8

That kitty is the best kitty

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

John Wilkes Booth posted:

cats are cute in general; they just make me sneeze :(

ur allergic to pussy

MononcQc
May 29, 2007


iPad's existance validated.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

is there any cat as awesome as Endal? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endal

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Rufo posted:

thats a dog hth

yase, which is why I ask if there's a cat equivalent

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

that dog has more medals than I will ever have

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Jonny 290 posted:

my guild was loving PISSED cause they just raided me up a bunch of poo poo for a new char and I said "sorry dudes just cant do it any more, gl hf" and closed my accounts

yeah but they were probably like that south park dude too

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

That is p. sad.


OTOH, that kitty would have eaten its owner in the same situation

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Dubstep is pretty gay and I say this as a man in underwear browsing a forum thread about cat pictures on a Sunday morning

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

rotor posted:

yes, let's all let ourselves be trolled by deadken

Yospos was a subforum which could start from an off-topic discussion and shift to a nerd rage-filled serious discussion in half a page to begin with. With or without dead ken anyway.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

8ender posted:

god i'm so fuckin angry about dubstep

im literally sweating with anger

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVmGBoPx6Ms

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

poor dog :(

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Cats made us adopt them. Theory goes wild cattes decided to live in places where humans had grain and crops because rats and mice would be there all the time. Humans had no reason to get rid of them wild kitties (because they go rid of rodents) and so they stayed and became domesticated.

This isn't exactly like other animals humans wrestled into submissions. Cats came here for food and inserted themselves in our lives. This is why they don't give a poo poo about you.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Munchkin scottish folds are the god drat cutest kitties in the world

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Watched the whole thing. Seems alright. Won't hire a surgeon to castrate a horse or bull that will just end up in a burger anyway.

4:00 shows a video tutorial on how to do a full castration yourself. Seems to be very clean, about no bleeding. They got me wondering about alternative methods.

Also they mention making sure the drill's rotating to the right. I want to know what happens if it spins counterclockwise.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

cattestration

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Jonny 290 posted:

edit i'm not goign to gently caress up the cat thread with this dork
read it though lmao

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/archive/index.php/t-187990.html

Well that is worse than the castration video. WHat the gently caress

MononcQc
May 29, 2007


holy


how can one come up with this idea

MononcQc
May 29, 2007


gonna recommend them. Used them for over a year for LYSE and it's been doing a pretty good job for very little money.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

not a catte but this little guy is still :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kIJqXLMLwc

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

This catte has fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYSoy71ib7A

MononcQc
May 29, 2007


they gotta train guard dogs like that

*prisoner tries to escape*
*a dozen guard dogs climb stairs/ladders, jump over holes and run on top of every wall around the criminal*
*dogs leap on criminal and tear him to pieces*

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Nigel Danvers posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XID_W4neJo

Maru and the different size boxes.

Someone needs to make this into a full length research documentary, and get David Attenborough to narrate it.
quote for inline

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Totally making GBS threads this catte thread with dog photos, but a café where the GF and I frequently go to has this giant Great Pyrenees walking around the place asking to be petted by everybody.




That beast is 2 years old, about 100 pounds and 2.5 ft high. He owns and is nice as hell.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

wait why does a catte need a pillow and a blanket?

people treating their pets like human babies D:

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MononcQc
May 29, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdYSZ4YGnU

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