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Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

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Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Intensive Porpoises posted:

(they are the strap up sandles, worn with socks)

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

DjLizard posted:



The majority of mammal's like weed.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Coffee Quack posted:

dogs and cat are already pretty chill just lying there, imagine you're relaxing and some thing! pops up and blows smoke in your face and now you don't know wtf
i mean sure sounds cool but assume you have no idea what is happening now

have literally had and met other cats/dogs that will walk up and sit down next to you when you grab your pipe or weed. Our old weiner dog loved weed till the day he died at 15.

But yeh, some animals dont. No reason to force it.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Jonny 290 posted:

snypin

on a streak the last 2 days.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Jorsh posted:

iron dis catte

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Unexpected EOF posted:

Protip: Meow Mix is actually really poo poo for your cats because it contains corn, corn gluten meal and dried yeast. None of that poo poo is good for cats.

Steps for Pro Tier Car Owning.

1: buy Meow Mix, you'll end up buying 3x as much food anyway, since the corn products go through undigested.
2: Put cat in Dryer

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Trig Discipline posted:

poo poo's expensive, but they go through it so slowly that it doesn't matter

This is what people dont get..A bag lasts 3x as long, so it's really about the same price. Also they poo poo A LOT less.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
Cattes in water: the most adorable cattes.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Derpes Simplex posted:

didn't know that commercial catte food was produced in the 1920s

wait, the food we're giving our cats today was produced in 1920?

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
I too put my finger in the cat's mouf when they yawn..weird.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
People ask me why I do it, it's the face they make. "Dude c'mon...wtf"

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
Just went and did it to the cat.

hahaha, thanks YOSPOS. Although I think he liked it, I made some choco chip cookies and had some dough on my finger.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Jonny 290 posted:

chocolates not good for cats either, be careful :3:

....it's cookie dough, not like I gave the cat a chocolate chip.

For content



From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty-spotted_Cat

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Intensive Porpoises posted:

nice post, get out

In his defense I posted the big one first, then went back and timg'ed it.

Im' pretty stoned.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
was that narrated by ewan mcgregor? or however you spell his name

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
bed's too small for the dog anyway.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
Sucks when you build all this poo poo and the cats want nothing to do with it.

It'll happen, just watch.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
I've owned plenty of cattes..shaving them isn't a big deal. They get over it and it grows back in better than when you shaved it.

And LOL while it's shaved.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

enotnert posted:

and the ladies love it.

Who doesn't love a shaved pussy?

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

enotnert posted:

Sorry u hate ur catte and don't let him outside. . . Cattes love outside.


Click here for the full 720x480 image.


Someone shop a joint in that catte's mouf

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

graph posted:

better improv your cattespotting

Me too unfortunately.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
^^ not cool.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
Serves that fag right.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

JumpinJackFlash posted:

My cat is hospitalized right due to acute kidney failure from a possible kidney infection. There's a 50/50 chance that he might make it. :smith:

laughed.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Jonny 290 posted:

THANKS FOR NOT POSTING CAT PICTURES IN THE CAT PICTURES THREAD

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
I've been importing kittens illegally to aussie for years meow. Dont about 1400 for different families moving there.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
Premium American Domestic Shorthair, Longhair, tuxedo, etc etc

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

fork bomb posted:

will you smuggle my tuxedo into Australia tho?

bigger risk = bigger gain

only if he's a true tuxedo. I dont do bullshit tuxedo cats. 100% finest quality or nothing.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
I had a cat named Mr Biglesworth. We called him Binky for short.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
Cattes have real problems. I was a cat in my past life.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

TOOT BOOT posted:

that explains why you keep using yospos to bury your poo poo in

Really man? I hate on nobody in the YOS. I'm a very neutral positive guy. I give no hate, and I expect to receive little to no hate. I also give no gently caress.

You can call me the giant teddy bear of YOSPOS. ('cept I'm not giant..and no particularly hairy anymore)

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

oh...my

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
Claw covers are stupid.

If you seriously can't take some cat scratches you shouldn't have a cat.

Not only that if your cat is scratching poo poo then scratch him.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

rotor posted:

have you ever even had a cat, my god

My entire life i've had at least 3 at all times (we had 6 at one point).

Seriously they aren't dumb. You can train them to do almost anything including NOT SCRATCHING poo poo.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

rotor posted:

you haven't met my current cats.

they're adorable but seriously dumb as gently caress

fix: get new cattes.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Skyl3lazer posted:

The claw covers, they do nothing!

'cept annoy the poo poo out of the cats

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Kirk posted:

teeth

see the bite marks on the snake

claws grab and hold and then they bite to kill

I think it really depends on the situation. I've seen cats take birds out of the air with a swift paw swipe.

Situation and catte.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Kirk posted:

i twarn't ne'er seen a catte scratch a squirrel to death

There's a poo poo ton of scratching in a cat fight too, btw.

What i'm getting at is they use what's best for the situation.

Realstory, best thing I've ever seen a cat do is watch a western gray squirrel on the ground while in the very top of an old tree. The cat suddenly jumps out of the tree and just lands on this squirrel. For 5 or so seconds it was just crazy sounds and them rolling around. Cat gets up, squirrel is dead. Cat seriously didn't even want anything to do with it.

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Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
That sucked Jonny. Pitiful.

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