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my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008
hi yospos i have been readin a couple pgs a night of this thread, i'm almsot up to 300 :) its a really good thread. anyway here's a stray campus catte i found, he presented he belleh for funtimes


i let him play with my headphone cord and gave him a lot of belly/chin/ear/back scritchins
he liked chewin on the corner of my book cover, i think he knows the book was about dogges :o:

rescue plug: if you live in or around springfield OH and you want a catte consider coming to the wittenberg u. campus and picking up one of the gazillion Campus Cattes. rescue and pette alle cattes. welp cya

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my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

Obscuritatem posted:

if you've really read this thread you would know you shouldn't approach or even make eye contact with stray cats. cats apparently don't know the difference between a dismissive stroke onna head and being adopted as a much valued member of the immediate family.

and much like vampires, you should never invite them in.

if he's still here come may i'm fuckin takin him home with me that's my evil plan :twisted:

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008
hi yospos. here's my favorite dogge he is so cool and chill that he fully deserves honorary catte status

sly is my favorite dogge at the lovely creepy rescue i volunteer with. i really hope he's there when i go later today but he was really really popular at the pet expo and had a lot of adoption apps at the end of the day :( im selfish. he is a cattle dog in name and appearance only, so chill motherfuck just wants to sit on the couch with you and watch televisions and take a nap with you

bonus really bad pictures of catte in crate at pet expo. i detect...a hint of pink tongue???? wanted to talk to this dude and give scritches so badly. those whiskerrrrrrs


im getting a cat in september :)
this really is the best thread on the forums. i love u guys' posts

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

A Curvy Goonette posted:

isn't this the warehouse lady that acts like she's running a shelter. weren't you going to report her or something

yeah im debating what to do :ohdear: i feel like to just report her without telling her how i feel about the whole situation is kinda crass you know? on teh other hand the "behaviorist" who'll be walking with me today mostly agrees with me on this mess soooo. idk. he's a for-hire type guy so i guess she pays him, so maybe he wont want to speak up about it. :(

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

A Curvy Goonette posted:

well it sounds like you're being an enabler just because you don't want to hurt her feelings

i know :( i'm calling animal services now.

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008
i did it. i feel...something. idk what. nervous? enough depressing tiem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bcV-TL9mho
king catte surveys lowly peons
off to go walk some fat unloved-on dogs now.

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

FISHMANPET posted:

What's the tl;dr on this whole thing?

ok tl;dr is that i volunteer once a week at a "rescue" which turns out to be like 20 corgis and cattle dogs in a lady's house and basically their physical needs are met but they're all assholes because they get no individual attention and no socialization, and the situation just made me really uncomfortable so i finally spoke up to the humane society saying i suspected hoarding.

she just got another one in today. :smith: he's 75 lbs. a 75 lb corgi. please imagine that. (it's through no fault of her own obvi, since he just came in, but apparently his owner kind of slip-slided-away into dementia and didn't look after him.)

i dragged my friend to "volunteer" to walk the dogs with me. he took a picture of the obese dog so if i get a hold of it later i'll post it for yos scrutiny, but in the meantime i have no cattes to psot :-(

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

Trig Discipline posted:

you were probably thinking of snooki

hey trig im gushing but you have a really cool job and stuff. my psych adviser helped me get an internship at the zoo so i can work with the animal caretakers youre kind of inspirational dude :allears: im gay for like alle animalles.

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

PipeRifle posted:

Wait does trig really work masturbating animals at the zoo, I thought that was just a joke

ahaha I don't think so and that's definitely uh not what I'm into. im looking into studying animal behavior, so at the zoo i'll be looking at how different factors in their habitats will affect the animals' moods because you want them to be as happy and healthy as possible :)

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

PipeRifle posted:

That sounds like a pretty great job. I always said I wanted to do a job that had meaning, like it made the world a better place and so now I'm in education and it's sort of awful and I'd much rather be making sure that hippos got the right amount of shade and poo poo

education is important but it takes a certain kind of person to be really happy as a teacher :/

in other news, hoarder lady's conure straight up went for my finger and tore a hunk of skin off both sides. gently caress birds, cattes uber alles

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

Sniep posted:

i need to post pics of mr cat

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

Trig Discipline posted:

don't get me wrong, i've had some amazing profs and i only went to R1 universities and who were primarily researchers. i'm just saying that the system is not set up to reward teaching to the extent that it rewards research

yeah my physics professors are currently engaged in research :( my current adviser is writing a book and he's the faculty pride and joy, so basically it's a crapshoot as to whether or not i'm ever gonna have him for a class before i graduate. which is a super pity because he's literally the only guy in the department that really cares about being a teacher

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008
also my adviser is dan fleisch and apparently he's a big deal? i dont know how well known he is. he's the coolest though and my brain has a crush on his brain

plus also birth is the nastiest and if i that mama tiger but also not invested in pushing potato-shaped tiger babies out my hole i would cut up that scientist dude. get out of here, im giving birth!!!! so rude

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

Sneaking Mission posted:



searching for good posts

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008
dogs have their place in this world too
\

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

PipeRifle posted:

Film fat japanese cats with stuff on their head from below against a beautiful blue sky forever

edit: I would seriously wear this but need custom title text



maybe just the one cat w/huge bell, "king of posts" or something

猫皇帝


e: i mean that's chinese but w/e. chinese is for people who are too good to take japanese in college :smug:

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008
mao huangdi, cat emperor :3:

pro PRC choice? 猫泽东 ("Mao" zedong) or 猫注席 (chairman "mao") 猫 cat and 毛 Mao's surname (also hair. :confuoot:) are homophones. i don't remember the tone of 猫 :(

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

law abiding rapist posted:

pets resemble their owners all the time tbqh

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

PipeRifle posted:

don't they normally make pee pee in your coke

god drat i thought my ancient cuban grandfather was the only one who knew this joke :catstare:

i'd donate to a paypal set up for the care of that girl and her catte

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

PipeRifle posted:


that's me IRL

wanna smoosh my face into that fur :3: must be a bitch to keep up with grooming though

apparently there are places that will spin your dog or cat's hair into yarn

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

A Curvy Goonette posted:

it would be worth it. i just hope that cat is still at the shelter when i get back from samoa :ohdear:

post pics if you got em!! does it have a petfinder page? :allears:

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

BorderPatrol posted:





I kinda want to get a special needs catte but with a new kid and 2 other cattes I don't think I could give it the attention it deserves :(

weird lookin cat. i mean ideally if i lived in a perfect world i would have a CH catte. maybe 2. :3:

i was lookin at this one catte with only her two front legs intact. she was super pro, gets around like nothin happens. contacted the shelter and her foster decided to make it a permanent arrangement--which is cool, because the catte totally has the home she deserves now. but also the shelter decided to go ahead and tell me anyway that her functions must be...manually expressed :gonk:

there's like a gazillion local cattes on petfinder that i want. gotta wait until august or september. don't wanna wait :|

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008
catte named lady gaga :catstare:
http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/18717852

am i looking specifically for torties right now? maybe. (yes)

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

PipeRifle posted:



lights out motehrfuckers

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

FISHMANPET posted:

you don't have to report back
please report back

are you gonna teach it to flush too, because i mean if you're gonna remove yourself from part of the catte pooping equation you might as well remove yourself from the whole thing

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

my dog boyfriend!!! posted:

are you gonna teach it to flush too, because i mean if you're gonna remove yourself from part of the catte pooping equation you might as well remove yourself from the whole thing

remove yourself from posting tia

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008
holy poo poo

well in other way better news, in an effort to clean things up and get my poo poo computer running more efficiently i decided to drop 30 bucks on osx 10.6. it just came in the mail today!

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

Tunnelman posted:

Looks like the cat from Coraline

book owns, catte owns. i loved that book as a kid and totally wanted my own megasnark catte. also my own hellish nightmare opposite world and the ensuing weeks-long pursuit by my othermother's disemboded crab-spider-hand

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

Sneaking Mission posted:

yospos cat thread
yospos cat thread yospos cat thread
yospos cat thread

craiglist cat thread
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/280312344.html

"the worst cat"

i dont think this dude realizes how catte works

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008
im planning on adopting a cat next fall when i move into my campus house and my roommate is trying to lobby for a kitten. "then we'll raise it." wrong, it's me. i will raise the cat. you live in the same house as the cat but only for a portion of the year. she also thinks all rescue cats are mentally/emotionally broken and will hate her no matter what. leslie used to be completely normal and now suddenly that we signed the housing contract she's bringing out the crazy :mad:

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

A Curvy Goonette posted:

put your dick inher!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no she has enough of the dick already

she literally vetoed one of the best 2-person houses on campus because the girl who lived there was dating a guy she blew on time on a friday night. shes insane and im going to murder her

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

ahhh spiders posted:

so why the gently caress are you going to live with her

my best friend is living in her sorority's house, and my other good girl friends are either studying abroad or a;ready settled with other people.

leslie asked me like way back in november when i still thought she was the most normal friend i had. :sigh:
she texts me poo poo all the time like "i'm soooo excited to live with you next year!" and if i don't respond within five minutes saying the exact same thing, she texts ten more times and then calls me like "hey are you still alive?"

im out of fuckin options. everyone else pretty much reacts in the same way, that sucking-air-through your teeth "hfffff...oooh i dunno about that." but neither warned me that she was crazy nor offered alternatives to the situation soooo idk what to do now

this is a lot of words that aren't abotu cattes im really sorry yospos :(

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

graph posted:

baby goons :allears:

yeah :/

here's a painting my cousin did, she's really cool and does graphic design for knowyourmeme now i guess

modeled by my abuela's toothless cat pepe. RIP pepe.

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

Yodzilla posted:

knowyourmeme is an actual company with employees??

apparently. i'm like 60% sure that this is only a once-in-a-while thing for her, doing flowcharts and other infographics and poo poo plotting the development of memes. she designed a longcat shirt once. pratt graduate makes money from 4chan jokes


apparently they're part of the icanhascheezburger network too

my dog boyfriend!! fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Apr 14, 2011

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008
im expecting the worst so hopefully i'll be pleasantly surprised when she spends every weeknight in the art building with ceramics or some poo poo instead of trying to get me to watch her terrible selection of movies. gonna join the union board so that i can be busy all the time and then come home to quiet house with cat as coping and destressing mechanism

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

ahhh spiders posted:

i cant have pets so im building a robotic one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Bg6rTJjxU

this is cool but needs a giant slammy-bangy kind of appendage otherwise that poo poo'll neverl ast on robot wars mister

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

PipeRifle posted:

Please tell me that is your video and that you are spicydude69

edit: also: living on your own or with your significant other supremacy

edit2: just live on your own

i have a single room to myself right now and it rules. maybe our lifestyles will clash so hard that i'll have to move into a smaller and shittier but one-person apartment :allears:

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

Sweeper posted:

oh god please tell me you don't live in philadelphia

no i just randomly googled "the worst cat" v:3:v actually i live in tn, go to school in ohio

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

Sweeper posted:

nah ur cool you can live in the best city

um rude

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my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

law abiding rapist posted:

ray.. is real?!?!

it's..

it's you



e: im sorry u feel that way, its brought me a lot of laffs when i had nothing else to laff at

my dog boyfriend!! fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Apr 14, 2011

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