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Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

All glory to our catte overlords.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2010 13:33

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:35

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Death to Mary Bale!
Viva la Cattevolution!

*goes pet a catte*

# ¿ Aug 26, 2010 03:17

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Same. What they do is just so hilarious.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2010 00:00

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

fork bomb posted:

I obey, my fluffy masters.

*puts out the kitten milk*

# ¿ Sep 20, 2010 08:05

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

To fix this lack of cat, here, have some Dr. Maru. It was revealed sunday that he has a Ph.D in Broccoli and knows all about this tasty selenium-containing vegetable.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2010 22:08

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Sneaking Mission posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Aw9OdyZ6s

Hahaha. One of my cats lifted up his head, turned and looked at me with this glaring expression.. and I instantly felt bad for watching it.

Guilt-tripping cats

# ¿ Oct 7, 2010 14:47

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Catte Postin' :w00t:

Possible strays, from up by the decrepit-lookin' church on the corner.

Who's this? A friendly stranger?

om nom nom

. o O ( Should I..? )

See how friendly we are?

Fine, you win!

He's so cute. I think he's blind in that eye, perhaps? He seemed to get scared when people came from that side, but otherwise, he was a purrbox :3:

e: god drat the phone took those at hi-res.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2010 18:24

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

graph posted:

http://new.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/

I think maybe they knew what the font is but it is not a FREE FONT. Perhaps they did not want to spend $10 or $100 or MORE just to photoshop an image.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2010 04:52

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

hot dog meat burger posted:

heres how you take a picture of a cat

O_O

# ¿ Nov 2, 2010 08:12

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Janin posted:

Oh my god, this is so cute. I let out such a high-pitched squeal when I saw it that everyone around, including our cat, stared at me.

:3:

# ¿ Jan 9, 2011 20:44

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Sniep posted:

gently caress vets are expensive

finally got Leo his shots today and just the first visit for the shots was 175, and next week his neuter is like 330.

drat critter i swear he would have been much cheaper as soup instead of a pet

We got our cat from the SPCA. They GAVE us money when she was spayed!~

# ¿ Jan 12, 2011 02:22

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Grum posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-06yyAq0pw

hahahahah good god

# ¿ Mar 24, 2011 20:50

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

http://raincat.bysusanlin.com/

A lemmongs-like game where you play a little cat and must protect him from water. It's so fun.

Go play it right loving now if you love cats.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2011 02:53

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Yakattak posted:

uh wtf is this bullshit, play now: windows | linux they seem to have forgotten the best os

Maybe they'll have an Amiga port soon.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2011 03:05

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

LooseChanj posted:

but seriously, those temptations catte treats are so awesome the ferals out at the port lemme pet them now

My cat, Cirrus, has figured out that if she waits for me to put out a few treats, then attacks the bag, more come tumbling out!

Oh dese cattes.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2011 22:30

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

fork bomb posted:

I.. I can't take it anymore. I must...

PET

ALL

CATTES!

# ¿ Mar 27, 2011 10:35

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

by Francesco Marculiano. More at http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/03/29/why-cats-are-not-doctors/ where he's also done other stuff like '�I Could Pee on This� and Other Poems by Cats'

Paging Dr. Catte

# ¿ Mar 30, 2011 03:13

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

z0ratio sexhaver posted:

heh this is like Doctor Baby

"Doctor Baby we need you in surgery right now!"

"I don't wanna..."

*patient dies*

There's a whole load of this stuff, I linked to it a few pages back but here it is again:

Why Cats Are Not Doctors - http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/03/29/why-cats-are-not-doctors/

# ¿ Apr 3, 2011 04:22

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

z0ratio sexhaver posted:

@_@

e: Maybe I've finally found my icon.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2011 05:59

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

ahhh spiders posted:

whats up with cats that are ok one second and come up to see you & smell ur face and hands and let you pet and scratch them and theyre purring, then you look away while your petting them and there still purrin and then you feel stabbin pain in ur hand and the cat is freakin biting u! wtf

You dared to look away from the incredible awe that is Cat.

:catstare:

# ¿ Apr 11, 2011 09:26

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

A Curvy Goonette posted:

it would be worth it. i just hope that cat is still at the shelter when i get back from eating samoas

Why are you in samoa when YOU COULD BE PETTING CATTES?!

# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 01:50

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Markov Chain Chomp posted:

actually its spelled tagalog

Tagalog is the language.

Tagalongs are the cookies.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 03:01

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

THIS JUST IN:

spotty bellies are awesome.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2011 20:02

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2011 22:14

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

minivanmegafun posted:

furaffinity watermark spotted

who give a gently caress

poptart cat \o/

# ¿ Apr 16, 2011 22:32

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Neu posted:

I honestly believe that taking a cat to the vet to be put to sleep is a waste of money.

You just shut your mouth. It's worth paying to ensure that your cat goes in a peaceful manner. It's what they deserve. They deserve a nice, calm way out.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2011 04:59

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

minato posted:

Hahahaha. Yesssss.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2011 09:21

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

dee eight posted:

the catte is a bit fatter but the color is right so that could be me and dudley

Hey, what's the link to your store again? We want to treat our cat, Cirrus, to some PREMIUM CATNIP instead of the storebought stuff!

# ¿ Apr 21, 2011 09:42

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

dee eight posted:

you named your catte for a cloud? are you a hippie? or a wiccan? or a druid? wait no not druid or your cat would be named for a tree. maybe you are a meteorologist.

anyway filter SAmart with the DRUGS tag and you will find me

Ding ding, you got it. Amateur Meteorologist, SKYwarn, Hurricane tracking, stuff like that.

And okay!

# ¿ Apr 21, 2011 10:01

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

minato posted:

dem bellies

# ¿ Apr 25, 2011 17:42

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Turtles are violent little shits.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2011 18:03

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

I love my cat so much. We were playing and she just raises up a paw...

splays her toes... (hi fork bomb)

and then goes *boop* on my nose.

Oh Cirrus, I love you.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2011 21:25

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Me and my cat Cirrus, in black and white as the photo came out weird, having some Catte Time. She looks very frumpy but she's also makes the little weird purr-chirps that are indicative of her extreme happiness.

And now I shall go give her some :catdrugs:

as a reward!

# ¿ Apr 29, 2011 04:27

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Hey Kirk

I want 1080p goodness

:stoat:

gimmegimmegimme :stoat:

# ¿ May 12, 2011 12:29

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

NOG posted:

i dont know what its licking

Silvervine stick.

# ¿ May 14, 2011 15:35

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

NOG posted:

man this cat is high as gently caress. is this bad for cats to ingest?

It's just like catnip, just... different. It's stick-y.

# ¿ May 14, 2011 17:20

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

relative_q posted:

i have a friend who has two black cats named pixel and poly

I used to have two cattes named Perl and Java. Perl is a ginger tabby and Java was pure black.

I miss them, both are runts, so they're like d'awwwwwwe~ But, my ex has them. But my current catte is JUST AS GOOD! :3:

# ¿ May 18, 2011 19:51

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHBYahAAJ3k

Yessss cat stay on that car, you are the best.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2011 06:20

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

rotor posted:

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:35

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

rotor posted:

dont front son, you know that's a badass av

true enough, you know those ears be the best.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2011 19:23

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